Chapter 5: Extraordinary, Really Uncommon (Ask for Recommendations!)
"Little Lizi, it's just been a few years since you left, you don't know me, uncle?" said an old man who looked messy.
"Uncle Liu, look at what you said, how could I forget you. I just didn't expect you to be here. Li Mingtao suddenly froze, and his tone became respectful.
Oh, I didn't find it, this security guard at the school is not an ordinary person.
Su Xiaobei nodded and thought to himself.
"Don't fool Lao Tzu, you kid definitely didn't hold back any good fart, it depends on how you kid can be a man back then, otherwise Lao Tzu would have fanned you a long time ago. Uncle Liu snorted lightly.
"Yes, yes, thanks to your old age. But I'm in a bit of a hurry to go out for a few days, and I don't have anything else with me. You can make do with this box of cigarettes first, and I'll bring something good to see you another day. Saying that, Li Mingtao took out a box of cigarettes out of nowhere.
Uncle Liu took it with a smile, took one out of it, and lit it. Then he smoked his eyes and took a hard breath.
"Yes, yes, you kid can be a man. ”
After that, Uncle Liu seemed to find Su Xiaobei behind Li Mingtao, pointed twice, and opened his mouth.
"If I'm not mistaken, you're a student in the third or fourth class of high school. ”
"Uncle has a really good memory. Su Xiaobei nodded.
"Don't shout at Uncle Uncle, call me Uncle Jun. Uncle Jun waved his hand.
Su Xiaobei just wanted to say something more, but was interrupted.
"That, Uncle Jun, we'll leave first if we still have something to do. ”
"Let's go, let's go, go about your business. Uncle Jun got his own cigarettes as he wished, and he didn't seem to want to pay attention to them anymore.
Not far from the school gate, Su Xiaobei couldn't help but ask, "Brother Tao, what was the origin of that uncle just now?"
"Be quiet, that uncle is not an ordinary person, he is a strong man. Li Mingtao said as he looked back cautiously.
"Then why is he so strong that he still stays in a small high school?" Su Xiaobei was even more puzzled.
"Then I don't know, but I've heard from others that he seems to have committed something and was sent here. Li Mingtao shook his head.
Su Xiaobei nodded, thoughtful.
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After walking for a while, Li Mingtao answered the phone, his face became nervous, "Okay, you go back first, I still have some business, I'll come back to you when I'm done." ”
"Okay. Su Xiaobei didn't notice anything abnormal, because he was thinking about how he should please the uncle at the door all the way.
If I can hold this thigh in the future, walk to the peak of my life, and marry Bai Fumei, wouldn't it be easy?
No, marrying Bai Fumei is too old-fashioned, I want Bai Fumei to stick upside down.
The question is, how can we please him? I knew that I should have consulted Li Mingtao just now, and he must have a lot of experience.
Thinking about it, suddenly a group of thugs smoking cigarettes drove by.
Su Xiaobei's black eyes turned, and he suddenly thought, "Oh, by the way, smoking." This uncle likes to smoke, he likes to smoke, so he should also like to drink, I went to buy a glass of wine and sent it over, it must be right. ”
Thinking of this, Su Xiaobei stopped and walked to a nearby supermarket.
During the day on weekdays, there were not many people in the supermarket, and two or three walked in vaguely, and the boss was not interested, and he was a little tired and leaned on the recliner.
"Fatty, don't sleep, don't sleep, get up and work. Su Xiaobei patted the boss's beer belly.
"Hmm, Xiaobei, why are you here, isn't it only Thursday today? Aren't you going to class?" the fat man opened his eyes in a daze.
"You don't care if I go to class or not, tell me if there is any good wine, if there is an emergency. Su Xiaobei gestured anxiously.
"Good wine, don't say that I really got a batch of good wine, it's still medicinal wine, aphrodisiac and kidney, do you want to taste it. The fat man got up and said.
"How much?" asked Su Xiaobei tentatively.
"It's not expensive, but I don't think you need this physique, and besides, you don't have a girlfriend, what do you want this thing for, don't come back and have excessive desires, it's not good for you." The fat man shook his head.
"You don't care, I said it's useful, it's useful, and it's not for me to drink it, so get me two bottles. Su Xiaobei waved his hand.
"I can't help it. The fat man reluctantly walked to the warehouse.
After a while, the fat man walked out with two large jars of wine, accompanied by a strong medicinal fragrance.
"This is what you call medicinal wine? Su Xiaobei was a little surprised.
"That's definitely not poke, the fat man's product must be a high-quality product, don't you understand after so many years?" the fat man said disdainfully, and then put the wine on the table.
The medicinal wine was still far away just now, and the taste was not very strong, and the two jars of wine were only an arm's length away from Su Xiaobei.
Suddenly, a strong medicinal fragrance came to his face, and Su Xiaobei felt that his mouth was suddenly open and energetic. Excitedly pointed to the two jars of wine and muttered.
"It's a good thing, but it should be expensive. ”
"What's expensive, after so many years, how can I be embarrassed to make your money, just give me five hundred for these two jars of wine. The fat man smiled wickedly and stretched out five fingers.
Su Xiaobei looked at him suspiciously, muttering in his heart: "This fat man suddenly changed his sex? Wasn't he able to pit a little bit before, what's going on today?"
Thinking about it, Su Xiaobei looked at the two jars of wine on the table again, and his heart was ruthless, "Damn, I don't care if he has changed sex, no one can stop me from buying wine today." ”
"Five hundred, the wine is mine. Saying that, Su Xiaobei took out five red tickets from his pocket and slapped them on the table.
"It's a little reluctant, five hundred yuan, which is enough for my sister and me to eat how many stewed ribs. ”
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The fat man seemed to notice something, and said with a smile: "When you buy wine, don't you buy some nuts or something?"
"How much?" Su Xiaobei picked up two jars of wine and asked.
"It's not much, a hundred dollars a bag. The fat man bared a mouthful of white teeth and smiled.
"Fuck you, fat dog, I guess you can't have such a good heart, it's waiting for me. But I'm not fooled, I won't buy it, see what you do. Su Xiaobei scolded and walked out.
After he went out, the fat man shook his head helplessly, "What an interesting little guy, otherwise, I'm afraid that you won't feel at ease with my medicinal wine." But if you give it away, it's a waste. ”
Of course, Su Xiaobei was not so stupid, when he saw that this medicinal wine was a good thing, he hurriedly hid it himself, and bought a few bottles of two-headed pot and a bag of peanuts for ten yuan from other supermarkets.
"Uncle Jun, I'm back, Uncle Jun. Su Xiaobei stood at the door stupidly and shouted.
"What are you shouting, it's annoying, it's so noisy that I go to sleep. Uncle Jun plucked out his ears and walked out quietly.
"Here's a few bottles of wine I brought you, don't dislike it. Saying that, Su Xiaobei handed over the wine.
"Yo, you kid learns very fast, and you can teach it, if everyone is like you, it would be great. Uncle Jun took the wine and sighed.
"Drink it slowly yourself, and I won't bother you. After that, Su Xiaobei ran away like the wind, not giving the old man a little time to speak.
"This kid. After watching him leave, Uncle Jun shook his head, smiled a little bitterly, and turned around and walked into his cabin.
"Fortunately, I ran fast, this trick is called wanting to catch the old indulgence, and when he finishes drinking, I will definitely be able to go to him for help." Su Xiaobei had a smile on his face and returned to the class.