Chapter 6 Little anchor, do you know martial arts?

Eight o'clock sharp.

Press the start button, the prepared background music sounds, and Su Bai's image appears in the video frame in the middle of the screen, like starlight pouring and melting like ice and snow, and the channel interface that has been dark is also instantly opened.

Su Bai cleared his throat and said, "Hello listeners, welcome to Tianma Starry Sky, I'm the anchor Xiaobai." ”

With the voice, there is a barrage message at the top of the video frame.

One-eyed cat: Huh, who is this, Zuozuo

Liuliyu: Anchor, you went to the wrong door

Lord Zuo: Where is Uncle Zuo? Why is Uncle Zuo gone?!

"That's right. Su Bai explained to the camera, "Due to the temporary incident of the left night anchor, I will temporarily replace the eight o'clock file today." ”

"Maybe some viewers think I'm a student, it's true that I haven't been on the air for a long time due to the pressure of high school schoolwork, but really, I can also be regarded as the oldest anchor of Channel 183. Here, Xiaobai sincerely hopes to spend 90 minutes with everyone, whether you like it or not, you might as well listen to it. ”

"Of course, don't worry if you like Zuo Ye and can't get used to listening to me, your anchor Zuo Ye will be back tomorrow. ”

After the smooth opening remarks, Su Bai was more satisfied, although he changed his body, he was still articulate, his expression was in place, he was at his fingertips, smooth and to the point, and he played a level of seventy or eighty.

But looking at the barrage again, the audience didn't buy it at all.

Xi Gongzi: People are really worthy of being called Xiaobai as their name suggests, hehe

One Blade Sand: Fooling around, how can the charm of martial arts be controlled by children

People chasing the wind: If you are busy with schoolwork, go home and do your homework, and come back when you are an adult

The green pomegranate is also very sweet: eight o'clock gear, this is eight o'clock gear, the most critical one is a small pink diamond, so foolish is too much

The channel is so cheerful to swipe the screen, but it's not welcome?

Not only is it not welcome, but it is covered with a face and a lot of complaints?

Su Bai couldn't help but pick the corners of his mouth.

When he was in college, Su Bai had been the deputy director of the radio station, specializing in the one-and-a-half-hour program every Friday.

In the past two years, he has accumulated a lot of experience in broadcasting, but he really hasn't had the experience of being sprayed, complained about, or even suggested.

At the beginning of his freshman year, the entire radio station was recorded and broadcasted, and the seniors who partnered with him also wanted to record and broadcast, but Su Bai insisted that free play was the best.

At that time, the senior sister thought he was joking, so she casually agreed, but she didn't think that Su Bai really dragged it out until Friday broadcast time and broadcast it live with a few scripts. On the contrary, the senior sister was frightened, and the one-and-a-half-hour program made mistakes one after another, but asked Su Bai to save the scene.

Only this time, the senior sister who came with the purpose of bringing newcomers was scared away by Su Bai's wanton and free program mode. Since then, Friday's live broadcast time has become a one-man show of some kind of self-talk.

As an anchor, Su Bai's on-the-spot response ability is magical, although it is a live broadcast every time, it is also free and interesting every time, which is praiseworthy, not to mention spraying in person, and even bad reviews are extremely rare......

Unexpectedly, once crossed, some viewers who looked at their faces actually had preconceived ideas and sprayed themselves in front of each other, and their reading level was poor.

What a novel experience.

With years of experience in live broadcasting, Su Bai didn't even need a search engine when his brain turned, so he immediately pulled out a familiar joke to solve the situation.

"Don't be too enthusiastic, listeners, I'm a little embarrassed to be on the shift. He smiled at the camera.

"Some people say that if you marry a red rose, over time, the red rose will become a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white rose is still the bright moonlight in front of the bed; ”

After a pause, he added a concluding sentence: "Therefore, changing anchors once in a while is also a way to keep things fresh, and please listen to them for a while." ”

Another burden was shaken out, and the audience didn't seem to buy it, "Return my Uncle Zuo" and "Xiaobai go down" and other barrages were all over the screen, but after the initial surprise, they obviously calmed down a lot, not directly singing but clearly asking for a replacement.

"It seems that the thunder is loud and the rain is small, and there is no combat effectiveness. ”

Su Bai sighed calmly, and directly ignored the audience's complaints and continued to broadcast the program.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please be calm, today's broadcast will start immediately. He took out the tablet and showed it to the camera, "What I bring to you today is the martial arts novel "Chang'an Order" written by the famous martial arts writer Mo Shangliu, a sword, a sword, a Chinese year, a long song and a Chang'an, I hope you like it." ”

As soon as Su Bai relaxed, the audience rebounded again.

Heizhu: Haven't you already broadcast it, read it again?

One Blade Sand: Don't make trouble with children, martial arts are not for you

Shelter from the rain and listen to the wind: Reading repetitive novels and stealing Su Shen's sentences, could it be that this is the legendary pseudo-Wenqing?

Xi Gongzi: Hehe, pseudo-Wenqing, do you know martial arts?

Marshmallow Candy: Same question, little anchor, do you know martial arts?

Liuliyu: Little anchor, do you know martial arts?

Taoist priest in black: Little anchor, do you know martial arts?

……

The ancients said that barking dogs do not bite.

If this sentence is elegantly translated in a modern way, it can be said that

was complained by the audience and angrily attacked brainlessly, this is not the most terrifying, because there are many determined viewers who have already clicked the cross in the upper right corner early, and I will ignore you if I can't get used to you, out of sight and out of mind.

When it came to the number of viewers in the channel again, Rao was also taken aback by the number of viewers who only had 20+.

"I met my predecessors by casually dressing up, I got the wrong grade when I gave a casual speech, I just found a novel and repeated it, and I casually said that a word of Zhang Ailing was plagiarized, and my popularity dropped by half...... Is this the aura of bad luck that comes with the legendary protagonist?". ”

"But then again," Su Bai picked the corners of his mouth with a face full of interest, "It's really interesting to watch so many viewers whooping like little wolves swiping the screen." ”

Under the soft light, the corners of his lips and eyebrows were sharply curved, and his pupils were extremely bright and flickering, like a cat that saw a fish.

When the friends on the earth saw Su Bai like this, they would chuckle in their hearts, not every time Su Bai would adjust to such a state, but such a state means that Shenkeng Su has moved his true character.

"Little anchor? This is a good title, as a minor, I will accept it unceremoniously, everyone can call me a little anchor, a little white anchor, how to call everyone happy. As for the second half of the sentence......"

"You say I don't understand martial arts?" Su Bai seemed to smile, looking at the audience from afar through the camera, "Okay, let me explain to you today what is the lofty concept of scientific martial arts." ”