In this way, Bai Yan lives in dire straits every day. But at the same time, his body skills, as well as his skills such as training weapons, have also improved by leaps and bounds. One of the most advanced is cooking.

Bai Yan was extremely suspicious that Xian Qing Xianjun wanted a cook when he picked her up. The kind of cook who is greedy every morning and has no salary. Bai Yan finally understood that the Qingying Immortal Palace couldn't keep the cook, and his master's mouth was too picky.

Just pick it, once you eat it, you won't eat it a second time. Every time I get to the meal, I can't wait to disappear in place. He used to laugh at the people who cried and crawled out of the Blue Immortal Palace, and now how he wished he was one of them.

What kind of person is this?! I want to eat three-headed abalone, not to mention that Bai Yan can't get it as a mortal, and he doesn't eat raw, white, charcoal, boiled, or steamed when he gets it.

If it were someone else, Bai Yan would definitely think it was difficult, but this person was really picky.

Under the long-term suppression, Bai Yan became more and more ruthless every time. Xianqing Immortal Jun is worthy of being an immortal master candidate and the strongest person in the Northern Immortal Realm, and he can still live in a chic manner under the ubiquitous Gu poison dark sword at all times.

After sneak attacks, poisoning, plotting and other moves failed, Bai Yan didn't want to be able to kill Xianqing. From the very beginning of being caught and writing a review while tying the wood, even if he is discovered, he can find a reason to exonerate himself, Bai Yan said that even if he doesn't die, he can't make him feel better.

Xianqing Immortal Jun looked at the Eight Immortals table full of silver cup lids.

Something is wrong, something is very wrong. Bai Yan, who is lazy and has advanced cancer, does not cry before cooking, does not cut corners when cooking, and does not do a lot of work, there must be fraud. Xian Qing Immortal Jun stared at Bai Yan suspiciously.

Bai Yan replied with a smile that seemed to be smiling, and naturally sat down: "No poison, no dirt, no hidden weapon." I won't use a failed trick again. "Lift a lid and the aroma is instant. "Ink-dyed white jade crisp, appetizer. ”

I saw that in the silver plate, there were several things that looked like briquettes.

Xianqing Immortal Jun raised his eyebrows: "This doesn't match the picture scroll you presented in the morning." The picture is pitch black and translucent, thumb-sized black jade. ”

Bai Yan said that it was impossible, it was obviously very similar. Xianqing, you're picking bones in eggs, and besides, the chef can't do the same every time.

Xian Qing Immortal Jun squinted at Mo Xuan who was standing aside. Mo Xuan understood, stepped forward and picked up one with silver chopsticks, sniffed it, and put it in his mouth. "Non-toxic, non-foul. Crisp in the mouth and fragrant on the palate. After speaking, the silver chopsticks in his hand flew like flying, and swept towards the briquette.

Xianqing Xianjun began to think deeply, and the chopsticks in his hand slowly stretched out. Pick one up and take a bite. It tastes good, but looking at Bai Yan's face distorted by holding back laughter, something is wrong. Chewing and chewing seems to taste a hard thing, there is fraud. The literacy of the fairy world forced him to swallow it. Peeling off the rest of the part with chopsticks, Xianqing Xianjun said with a dark face, "Explain." ”

The corners of Bai Yan's mouth curled into a smile and said, "Lord Hui Xianjun, it's not poisonous." Oh, don't worry, I deliberately dug out the corpses of the immortals, and they were all put into the pot alive, ensuring that they are non-toxic and harmless. Considering that Lord Xianjun has a habit of cleanliness, I deliberately boiled it in hot water before getting out of the pot. Everything was boiled out, and the liver was taken out. The stomach was clean and there was absolutely no feces ......"

Xianqing Immortal Jun's face was pale, and he was about to vomit. As soon as he wanted to open his mouth, he said again: "You didn't mean to pay attention to innovation. Once you've eaten a dish, don't you eat it a second time? This time it's definitely full of innovation. Lord Immortal Monarch, who pays the most attention to rules, won't he not abide by his own principles when eating because of this little worm?"

Xianqing Immortal Jun also knew Bai Yan's plan this time. Use the principles you care about the most to force yourself to eat what you hate the most. However, this trick stepped on his own death hole. He regained his personable appearance and said calmly, "Next dish." "It seems very easy if you ignore him. The clenched left.

Seeing this, Bai Yan smiled and said, "Next, Emerald Bay." ”

Xianqing Xianjun turned his eyes to look at Mo Xuan, who was eating fragrantly, and suddenly felt that it was good to be stupid and alive. Look at the plate of golden and turquoise grasshoppers that have been fried, the head is the head, the body is the body, the legs are the legs, and even the wings are not broken. It's not easy to disgust yourself with your white face.

Under Bai Yan's eyes, who believed that Lord Xianjun would not violate his principles, Xianqing Xianjun inhaled and exhaled...... Quite calm, the corners of his mouth still kept a smile, and he picked up the delicate and fatal delicacy for severe cleanliness patients very gracefully, put it in his mouth elegantly, and said meaningfully: "Yes, if you put half of your mind on Xianwen, you won't fail the course." ”

Bai Yan's smile stiffened, and he said in his heart, "You dare to threaten me now." As long as lunch time is not over, you can let me slaughter it! Even if you come back from the pit in the afternoon. It's worth it to see your expression of waiting!" Thinking about it, he regained his calm smile.

"The next dark jade red bead. I saw a pair of shiny pliers on the white jade plate, and the iron armor around the body was dark and red. It's a scorpion, a scorpion, a !! in the Nine Poison Chambers

Bai Yan looked at Xianqing Immortal Jun and turned his eyes into a bull's eye. "Not only is it not poisonous, but it is also very fragrant, but many people are afraid of its poison and strange shape, so they dare not eat it. I believe that the peerless and upright representative of the fairy world will not be afraid, right? And his subordinates are not afraid at all!" said and pointed to the side, hearing that it was not poisonous, he grabbed one directly, and bit off the head of the scorpion with a clatter. A mouthful of munching Moxuan.

Xianqing Xianjun reached into the chopsticks with righteousness and awe, picked up the scorpion and stuffed it into his mouth, he didn't dare to taste the taste, and swallowed it directly.

Bai Yan seemed to feel that this was not enough to blink his eyes, and said seriously: "I remember that there seems to be a rule in the Qingying Immortal Palace. What is it? It seems to be to give sincere thanks and kind comments about what others have done. ”

"It tastes good. ”

"Well, there is progress"

"Yes, hard work. ”

In the tasting of the next few dishes, Xianqing Xianjun brought the essence of food without knowing the taste and full of praise to the extreme.

Bai Yan covered his mouth with a folding fan very badly. He really wanted to record this scene now, very much. It's so classic. "I thought you wouldn't like it, so I wouldn't open these cups, it's rare that you like it so much, so eat them all. ”

Xian Qing Xianjun's mouthful of blood was blocked in his throat, and he was almost about to spray the sky. It's a nose kick in the face, it's time to fight back. Picking up and frying a corpse insect, Xianqing Immortal Jun evoked an incomparably bright smile and said to Bai Yan: "It's rare for you to cook a dish that you can eat once." Aren't you going to taste the fruits of yourself?"

Bai Yan rarely thanked the rules: "No." There is a fairy rule: all things are hard-won, and they should not be wasted. Yesterday's leftovers haven't been eaten yet. Lord Xianjun, you don't eat leftovers, so I have to solve it!"

As she spoke, she lifted the lid of a plate in front of her. A bowl of boiled white noodles in clear water. On weekdays, Xianqing Xianjun would never be interested in this kind of tasteless experience and a waste of ingredients. But now he thinks it's really a delicacy in the world!

I really want to eat it!

Shaking his head, he told himself, "It's rare for him to follow the rules, it's rare for him to follow the rules." Take a deep breath and definitely don't make a fool of yourself in front of him. Endure. There is a knife on the head of the word forbearance, forbearance. Then he mustered up the courage to put the corpse worm in his mouth as if he were dead, and chewed it with a face full of wonderful admiration.

Even Bai Yan had to admire. "It is worthy of being the face of the fairy world, this backbone of reversing black and white to resist to death, and excellent control should belong to the next generation of immortal masters. I'm still too tender. No wonder it was so miserable!"

Look at the slowly dwindling dishes on the table and the near-end lunchtime.

Xianqing Immortal Jun suppressed the anger in his heart.

It's almost over. You wait!

Xianqing Immortal Jun directly unveiled the last plate. It was a bowl of puree that seemed non-toxic and harmless. Bai Yan slowly picked up the soup spoon and wisely spooned a bowl for Xian Qingxian Jun, and he didn't explain very kindly. Holding the tragic mood of stretching out his head and shrinking his head, Xianqing Xianjun gritted his teeth, was ruthless, and swallowed it in one gulp. Soft, slippery, tender, what does this taste like? It's kind of like tofu. Facing the eyes of Xianqing Immortal Jun, he asked. Bai Yan said with a smile: "You may not be able to eat it." ”

Xian Qing Immortal Jun gritted his teeth, even if he had extremely high self-control ability, the former elegance was long gone: "Can it be worse?"

It turns out that there is only worse, not the worst. Bai Yan covered his face with it, as if he was holding back something. Xianqing Xianjun dared to bet his next lunch that he was definitely laughing.

Seeming to feel that he was a little excessive, Bai Yan cleared his throat and said, "It's maggots." ”

Xianqing Immortal Jun's last forbearance completely disappeared. He pressed the table tightly and felt a tumbling in his chest, and the soup he had swallowed almost spit out.

His face was blue at times, white at times, and then slowly turned black. Lying on the table, he rolled his eyes fiercely. Even if he is noble, he knows that this maggot is the treasure of the town shop in the latrine.

If ordinary people think that they have just eaten something in the toilet, they will probably tremble all over their bodies and foam at the mouth, not to mention him who has a heavy cleanliness habit.

As soon as the clock rings, lunchtime ends. It's time for revenge. Of course, Bai Yan is not a fool. "Oops, it's class, I'm going to study quickly. After that, he picked up the teleportation charm he had prepared in advance and ran away.