"Hahahaha, it's funny, I can't even laugh myself. Su Fan asked with a smile on his back.

"It's kind of funny, but you don't have to laugh so funny, Dad. Xiaoyan said.

"Dad, I think you're funnier than the big bad wolf. Xiao Yu said.

"This fairy tale is very humorous, you made it up yourself, I read countless fairy tale books when I was a child, and I have never seen this fairy tale. Kim Yunyan asked.

Su Fan recovered from laughing and said, "It was a classmate from my college who came up with it, and let me read it after writing it, and I was happy to death at that time." ”

Jin Yunyan said: "Your classmate is so powerful, I think there is a deeper meaning hidden in his fairy tale, it shouldn't be just a funny fairy tale,"

Su Fan said: "Is it so profound? I have watched it several times, and I think it is very funny. ”

Jin Yunyan said: "I think this fairy tale is not so simple a fairy tale, there are a lot of hidden things, I will analyze the following two points for you first." One is: the big bad wolf and the tiger are originally a gang, at this time the little rabbit complains to the tiger, but will let the opponent know your inner thoughts, in order to continue to bully you to find a more perfect reason; Final summary: When a person is too weak and will not resist being bullied, others will always bully you, and the person you always think you trust may be behind your back. ”

Su Fan said: "It's really worthy of being a teacher, I know a lot, my classmate should not have written so deeply at that time." ”

Jin Yunyan said: "Male classmates are still female classmates. ”

Su Fan said: "Well, it's a female classmate." ”

Kim Yunyan said: "Did she talk about a boyfriend at school?"

Su Fan said: "I talked about it once in my freshman year, and we broke up a year later, and finally the man was with a girlfriend in her dormitory across the door. ”

Jin Yunyan said: "It sounds like a bloody dog, but there is a story in it." ”

Su Fan said: "When you say this, it seems that there is a point, I went to the bar to sing in my sophomore year, and I didn't care much, I called the other female classmates and asked." ”

After speaking, Su Fan took out his mobile phone, dialed a female classmate's number, and turned on the hands-free function.

"Huahua, I'm Su Fan, I have something I want to ask you. ”

"Su Fan, are you annoyed, I said a long time ago not to call me Huahua, no matter how it sounds, it sounds like a dog's name, you still call my school Hua, what to say. ”

"School flower, ask you about Chen Qingqing, she didn't fall in love with a boy when she was a freshman, and then she broke up, what the hell happened. ”

"It's been more than a year since this happened, you said, do you have a crush on Chen Qingqing, you say you have a crush on it, I'll tell you, if you say you don't like it, then it makes no sense to tell you. ”

Ah, there is such a sassy operation, and women are getting better and better at playing.

"You can see that I like Chen Qingqing, that's right, I just want to know about her past now. ”

"I didn't hear clearly, you say it out loud again. ”

Hold a grass, this is playing with me, I, let's do it again, ask people to be the first to forbearance.

"I like Chen Qingqing, I hear it now. ”

"Hahaha, now I hear it clearly, don't be foolish about what you said, I recorded it for you with my mobile phone, hahaha. ”

Su Fan was dizzy, but he was still played with by a woman, endure it, and clean her up next time he goes back to school.

"Hey, hey, hey. The whispering smoke next to Su Fan was snickering, and his face was full of brightness.

Jin Yunyan also covered her mouth and smiled.

Su Fan pretended not to see it, and said: "Huahua, shouldn't you talk about Chen Qingqing's freshman relationship, I remember that of course she had a good conversation with that boy, why did she suddenly break up." ”

"It's a sad story that you won't understand. ”

"You talk a lot of, are you writing songs and writing demons, hurry up. ”

"Su Fan, you can say one more thing. ”

"Ah, sister school flower, I'm praising you, in fact, I mean that your talent is so high, and we can't catch up with our farts. ”

"Poof, your mouth is the cheapest in our class. ”

"Well, let's continue to talk about Chen Qingqing. ”

The other end of the phone said: "Chen Qingqing is not in love at all in her freshman year, she and he have been classmates from junior high school to high school, and then they have been together in their third year of high school, and later Qingqing was admitted to Yenching Art Institute, and he was admitted to Yenjing's University of Electronic Science and Technology of China, but every week the two of them will meet together." ”

"I don't know when it started, Qingqing and a girl from the dance department in the dormitory became good friends, and the relationship was so good that every time Chen Qingqing went out with him, she would take that girl with her, you said Qingqing was not stupid, she didn't even understand the words of fire prevention, theft prevention and girlfriends, which planted the fire for her to lose him, and just like that, a strange weekend trio was formed. ”

"That girl is really beautiful, or she won't have a relationship with our beautiful Qingqing, the so-called beautiful relationship is beautiful, you won't understand this if you tell you. Anyway, then the girl knew his phone number, his chat software number, and then the girl and him had a hot call. ”

"A few weekends, he called and said that he didn't come to Qingqing because of something, in fact, this is also a very normal thing, the strange thing is that the girl in the dormitory on the other side of the door has also come home on weekends, is this really a coincidence. ”

Coincidentally, one day Qingqing went shopping in the city, and saw him and the girl walking out of a small hotel, Qingqing who saw this picture felt very ironic about herself, and then broke up, that's what happened. ”

"That's the case, I know, then bye-bye, Huahua eats more at night, adds more nutrition, and I'll see you at school." After speaking, Su Fan hurriedly pressed the hang up button.

Su Fan glanced up at Jin Yunyan and said, "After listening to the story of my female classmate, don't say it, there is really a shadow of herself in this fairy tale." ”

Jin Yunyan said with a smile: "Love is a thing that can't be shared with girlfriends, once it's shared, it may not be shared and you won't be able to enjoy it." ”

Listen, the teacher is the teacher, what he said is quite reasonable, and the research on anti-girlfriend is estimated to have its own set of theories.

Su Fan saw that Xiaoyan Xiaoyu was still looking at him, and said, "Do you want to tell you a fairy tale again, Dad has it." ”

"I suddenly want to hear a love story, Dad, tell a love story. ”

Su Fan said: "What kind of love story do little children listen to, come, Dad will tell you a story about a mouse and a cat." ”

"Don't listen, don't listen, I want to hear a love story today. ”

"It's better to have the kind of story where it falls in love at first sight and then we get together. ”

also fell in love at first sight, there are many stories of love at first sight, but most of the endings are very sad, such as the White Lady, who was suppressed in Leifeng Tower for a lifetime, how sad.

"Then I'll tell a love story?" Su Fan said.

"Okay, okay. ”

Su Fan said: "She is a fox demon, he is a son of heaven in the world, she fell in love with him, once the enemy of the son of heaven killed the palace, she knelt in front of the demon king, begging the demon king to save his life, the demon king said coldly Is it worth it for you, he doesn't know you, what's the use of you saving him." ”

"She firmly said that I love him, and the demon king sneered and said that it is okay to save him, you must give up the mana you have cultivated for thousands of years and change back to your original appearance, are you willing?"

"I do, I do," she said excitedly, and then the demon king saved him, and then he was still the son of heaven, but she turned back into the appearance of a fox, she came to the palace to see him for the last time, but was discovered by his concubine, who had her kill her and made a shawl out of her fur. ”

"Aifei, your shawl is so beautiful, he praises Aifei. The story is over, it's not good. ”

There was a howl from the house: "Dad, I'm going to keep them together, together, do you understand." ”

(The previous storyline is always slapping his face, and Su Fan is also tired, even if you relax in these two chapters, we will continue to slap your face after relaxing.) ）