26. Scumbag drive plan (1)
After sending off the two female ancestors, I came to the classroom tiredly, and I realized that women are more difficult than monsters, no wonder the ancients often said, only women and villains are difficult to raise. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd
And Bai Jingjing and Guo Kexin, no matter who it was, I didn't want to offend, so I had to be caught in the crack in the middle and struggle indiscriminately, so when I came to the classroom, I didn't care about the upcoming class, and immediately fell asleep.
The drowsiness was so strong that as soon as I closed my eyes, I lost consciousness, as if something had caught me.
In a very confused situation, I seemed to feel that someone was calling me, calling my name, and I didn't know who it was, but I felt that I was now in a white space, and there was a figure in front of me, getting closer and closer to me.
"I've been wrong once, and I don't want to be wrong a second time. "The voice is distant and magnetic, it is the voice of a man.
I took a closer look, and I don't know when, there was already an old man with a white beard standing in front of me, the old man was tall, thin, and his eyes seemed to be as far and silent as an abyss, so that people could not see whether he was happy or sad now.
"Who are you?" I asked, but when I ran over, it was as if the old man had been so far away from me that I couldn't reach him.
The old man didn't answer me, but waved his bare hand, and on the white space around him, five big characters immediately appeared: "Nine Turns Mixed Yuan Gong"!
I saw the tiger's body shocked, and then a large amount of information, coming from all directions, actually rushed towards my brain, at the same time, I only felt a splitting headache, I couldn't help but groan, when I recovered, I found that the old man had disappeared, and in my mind, there was a lot of information that I had never been exposed to.
I don't know where this old man came from, and I don't know what this Nine Turns Mixed Yuan Gong is, but when I regained consciousness, I suddenly heard someone calling my name again.
"Sun Xiaosheng, stand up for me!" The voice was very good, as if it was a silver bell.
I opened my eyes with difficulty, but found that at this time, Teacher Jiang Wanting Jiang was in front of my desk, looking at me angrily, she seemed to be very angry, and her angry pair of ** shook up and down, which was very spectacular.
There was also the laughter of my classmates beside me, and I realized that I seemed to be asleep, so I smiled: "It turned out to be Mr. Jiang, Mr. Jiang's dress is so beautiful today!"
"Haha, Brother Monkey, you are a talent!"
"Brother Monkey!"
Long Shao and Lao Bi on the side coaxed one after another.
At this time, Jiang Wanting's face was red and white, very exciting, she shouted angrily: "After class, come to my office!"
I was very helpless, it seemed that I was dozing off in class, but at this time the dream seemed so real to me, when I returned to the table, I took a deep breath and slowly began to use this so-called Nine Turns Mixed Yuan Gong.
I found out that this was really a practice, and it was very powerful.
This Nine Turns Mixed Yuan Gong can actually condense the essence and get rid of evil desires, once the cultivation is completed, the Dharma is passed, the root is obtained, and the divine body is injected, I grasped this qi to run in the body for a week, and suddenly there were three cool silk feelings from the back of my head, and I immediately realized that they were three life-saving hairs, and it seemed that they were now transmitting a certain message to me.
Immediately, the three life-saving hairs separated out a golden breath, and a white breath also appeared in my body, and the golden and white breath continued to intersect in my body, making my limbs indescribably comfortable.
And all of this is going on right under my nose.
Gradually, these two breaths merged together in my body, so that a round thing gathered in my body, and when I looked closely, I found that this breath suddenly formed a small ball the size of a sesame seed, and this small ball suddenly released a refreshing breath towards all parts of my body.
Coming, coming, when I felt the throbbing all over my body, I suddenly opened my eyes, and two rays of essence shot out of my eyes, shooting directly in the direction of the blackboard.
And those two points of essence were impartially shining on Jiang Wanting, who was lecturing, but it was still at the peak of that pair of **, my body shook suddenly, and the secret was not good, so I quickly collected my magical powers.
But at this moment, Jiang Wanting trembled angrily: "Sun Xiaosheng, who asked you to play with a flashlight in class!
She was ashamed and angry, and immediately called me out of the classroom, and I gasped and saw that Jiang Wanting's entire face was almost blackened.
And the whole class has exploded, just imagine Jiang Wanting, who usually meets Buddha and kills Buddha, and Jiang Wanting, who usually meets ghosts and ghosts, is an absolute existence, no one has ever dared to look at each other for more than a minute, and I simply used two beams of light to sway around in Jiang Wanting's sensitive area, what is the difference between this and plucking the feathers on the tiger's head, I also began to admire myself.
Huzi's lips trembled, and he said intermittently: "Brother Monkey, you are awesome, even the dominatrix dares to **......"
I was speechless for a moment, and said that this was a misunderstanding, but no one believed that it was a misunderstanding, so I had to leave the classroom, and before leaving, I saw Bai Jingjing's eyes shining and looking very happy.
I took a deep breath outside the door, and suddenly I felt that my eyesight was much better, I was able to see farther places, and my strength had improved very effectively.
It seems that this Nine Turns Mixed Yuan Gong is real, but why did I have such an adventure, and then who is this old man in the dream realm?
The confusion made me puzzled, until the end of class, Jiang Wanting walked out angrily, and at this time, Bai Jingjing secretly said to me: "Monkey, congratulations, you have reached the Yuan Dan stage in such a fast time!"
"Oh?" I was surprised and delighted, but when I saw Jiang Wanting who was angry in front of me, the anger in my heart calmed down, and I honestly followed Jiang Wanting towards the office.
At this time, there was no one in the office, I saw a bouquet of flowers on Jiang Wanting's desk, and when she brought me to the side of the office, I patted me and said, "Teacher, congratulations, it seems that someone has sent you flowers!"
"Don't talk to me about these useless things, what's wrong with you today, I usually don't sleep in the classroom when you are the most excessive!" Teacher Jiang said.
I couldn't speak.
At this time, Jiang Wanting pushed her glasses and said: "Okay, needless to say, I saw it in the morning, you helped an old man, you went out to do good deeds so early, I shouldn't blame you for this matter, maybe I should praise you, after all, in this society, when you meet the elderly, you will consciously bypass, where will someone go over to help, you are already a role model for everyone." ”
"Teacher, you asked me to come here not just for this matter. I leaned in and said.
Jiang Wanting bit her lip, she said: "To be honest, I'm in trouble, in fact, it's not a trouble, but I need someone I trust to do me a favor." ”
I glanced at the signature on the bouquet, and immediately found that the name on it was Jian Jiajun, and immediately frowned, secretly saying that it seemed that the teacher's ex-boyfriend had come back to look for her.
As soon as I asked, I found out that Jian Jiajun didn't mix well abroad, and was abandoned by the original rich woman, and now she is cheeky and comes back to Jiang Wanting to reconcile, and Jiang Wanting has already thought about it at this time, the love that is pitied is not love, she had planned to return to her original life track, but unfortunately, she killed an ex-boyfriend halfway, which caught her a little off guard.
It is false to say that there is no emotion, in fact, Jiang Wanting still has feelings for Jian Jiajun, but when she saw Jian Jiajun's true face, she now wants to get rid of Jian Jiajun completely, and at this time she just wants to find an excuse to support the other party.
And this excuse is me, I pondered for a moment, and I said, "Teacher, you won't let me pretend to be your boyfriend, right?" ”
"If you feel wronged, you can tell me, after all, the relationship between you and my teacher and student is still insurmountable, and I am looking for you because of what happened that day. Her face was slightly red, and a pair of ** were also slightly trembling, which was very spectacular, and my eyes almost fell off when I saw it.
I smiled and said, "Could it be that the teacher thinks that I didn't take advantage of the teacher at that time, so the teacher thinks that I am a trustworthy person?"
"Sort of. Jiang Wanting looked elsewhere, pushed her glasses and said.
I thought about it, Jian Jiajun is Jiang Wanting's heart knot, maybe this heart knot is opened, and Jiang Wanting will return to her original self in the future, completely leave those unpleasant things behind, and start her new life.
So I immediately said, "Teacher, I'll help you." ”