Chapter 107: Chrysanthemum Remnant
A breeze gently brushed his clothes wet with cold sweat, and the fat man suddenly shivered, and sat on the ground.
"Gun...... Gun...... Gun...... This is a fucking gun...... "The fat man Wang was stunned, and his mind was blank.
This guy has a gun, this guy has a gun in his hand!
Oh my God! That's a gun!
Wang Fatzi felt that his brain was about to explode, who would have a gun these days? In addition to the country's armed forces, there are only ......
As soon as he thought of this, Wang Fatzi suddenly felt the urge to urinate, and he couldn't hold back, and there was a warm and wet feeling under his crotch, which made him seem to be more than thirty years younger all of a sudden, and vaguely recalled the experience of being spanked by bedwetting once in elementary school.
That guy named Han Fei has a gun! This is a major discovery, and you must tell Manager Gao immediately!
Wang Fatzi just raised his foot and immediately stopped this crazy thought.
This news is so terrifying that he can only rot in his stomach, and he must not let the second person know, in case Manager Gao doesn't control his mouth and tells this matter, if this reaches Han Fei's ears, he will not be able to pull himself out and slaughter himself!
When he didn't have a gun, this fierce god killed three traffickers, and now he has an extra gun in his hand, Brother Wang's two hundred catties of meat are not a dish for him, just shake his hand so casually, Brother Wang will confess in this life!
Just when Wang Fatzi was panicking, a fragrant wind went straight into his nose, and then a charming female voice came from beside him: "Yo, isn't this Brother Wang, you don't blow the air conditioner in the office at noon, what kind of magic skills are you practicing under the sun?"
It was a woman in the finance department who spoke, and she was also the dewy lover of Wang Fatty, and what attracted Wang Fatzi the most was her sexy low-cut outfit, which didn't cost most of the year's salary to finally smash this fox girl into her bed?
Wang Fatzi reacted immediately, subconsciously covered his wet crotch, turned his head and said nervously to the woman: "Shhhh
The woman couldn't help but laugh when she saw Wang Fatzi's nervous appearance: "Brother Wang, what's wrong with you, you can't let others know something, look at your hand tightly covered, could it be that there is some treasure hidden?"
"It's not a baby, it's a gun, a gun, a gun, a pop, it can kill people!" said Wang Fatzi nervously.
When the woman heard this, she immediately laughed and trembled, and then said in a snort: "Brother Wang, of course I know that it is a gun, isn't it just a snap, people were almost killed by you last time, and their legs were weak for several days." ”
Wang Fatzi was so loud that he couldn't speak, and only after a long time did he blush and emphatically said: "It's not that gun! It's a gun that shoots! There are bullets that can kill people!"
When the woman heard this, she laughed and even burst into tears: "Brother Wang, I haven't seen it before, you are so humorous, of course I know that it is a gun, and I have not shot that gun, look at you nervous." ”
Wang Fatzi was anxious, and he couldn't wait to go up and slap the woman twice, but when he thought of the happiness of his lower body, he had to endure it alive, and finally patiently explained: "I'm not talking about that gun, it's another gun!"
The woman's eyes had been blurred by the unintentional teasing, and her breathing began to become a little short, so she stepped forward directly and reached out and grabbed the little short hand of Wang Fatzi blocking the key parts, and tempted: "Brother Wang, what kind of gun is it if it's not that gun?" Are you that the gun has been useless for the past two days, and it is a little rusty, even if the kitchen knife is not used, you have to wipe it with oil, you ......?"
The smile on the woman's face became more and more blurred, and the appearance made Wang Fatzi shudder when he saw it, and he couldn't help but think of the allusion of the iron pestle grinding into an embroidery needle, how could this woman not figure out the situation at all!
Brother Wang, I'm talking about guns! What is this woman's head, what is in her mind?
"You're crazy! I'm not talking about the gun!" roared the fat man.
As soon as the woman heard this, she suddenly became more amorous, licked her lips and said, "Brother Wang, if it weren't for your gun, what gun are you going to let me wipe it?"
Wang Fatzi is in a hurry now, where can he care about what the woman said, directly pointed to the location of the security room, and said angrily: "I said that it was not my gun, it was the gun in the security room!
The woman's brain was a little dazed, and after looking at Wang Fatzi blankly for half a minute, a trace of anger suddenly flashed on her face, and she raised her hand and slapped it with a "snap": "Bastard! What are you to me! Eat shit!"
After the woman finished speaking, she spat at Wang Fatzi's face, and then walked away quickly with no anger.
Wang Fatzi's eyes were a little red, since he became the captain of the security guard, when had he ever been humiliated like this!
"Saohuo, I'll write you down today's events, and when you beg me next time, see how I clean you up to death!" Wang Fat Man said fiercely in his heart, and then the coolness from his crotch immediately pulled him into reality.
Han Fei, this kid has a gun!
Even if he sorted out a bunch of black materials about him and sent them to the head office, the leaders of the head office fired him as expected, but what if he jumped over the wall in a hurry!
There is such a fierce god with a gun who thinks about himself, even if he is driven away, he will not be able to sit in the position of the minister of security!
Wang Fatzi has imagined countless possible scenarios, but he can't get around Han Fei with a gun, it won't work at all, unless he has the ability to make Han Fei never find himself.
Wang Fatzi's mind suddenly flashed with inspiration, yes! As long as he can't find himself! On the one hand, he wants to avoid him, and on the other hand, it can also be understood that he can't get out of the whole life if he stays somewhere!
As soon as he thought of this, Wang Fatzi immediately ignited a glimmer of hope, and without thinking about it, he picked up his mobile phone and pressed a few buttons, and after a while, the phone was connected.
"Hey, comrade policeman? I want to report it! I want to report that someone has a gun, the kind that snaps, the kind that can kill people, the thick, big, black, and long kind! Yes, it's a man, comrade policeman, you misunderstood, it's not the gun, no, I'm fine, hey...... Hey......"
The phone hung up directly, and Wang Fatzi couldn't help but scold: "Damn! You're sick! Your whole family is sick!"
Wang Fatzi scolded comfortably, but then he was scared into a cold sweat, his voice was so loud just now, he wouldn't have been heard by those people in the security room, right?
Wang Fatzi cautiously glanced at the security room, there didn't seem to be anything abnormal over there, and Wang Fatzi breathed a long sigh of relief.
As soon as he turned around, an old face was almost next to his face, and Wang Fatzi was so frightened that his heart contracted violently.
"Mom, hell!" Wang Fat Man roared, sat on the bushes behind him, but a few tenacious branches were dissatisfied with Wang Fatman's vulgar behavior, and raised a strong protest against his chrysanthemum, and Wang Fatman's face turned green in an instant!
"Captain Wang, on this hot day, squat here to congratulate? This habit is not very good, two steps to the side is the community public toilet, you ...... Yo, I'm anxious to pee my pants? I understand, I don't think I saw this old man today. ”
It was Li Bo in the back kitchen who spoke, and I don't know when he came behind Wang Fatzi, who walked without making a sound, almost scared Wang Fatzi back to the West.
Even in this situation, Wang Fatzi is still uncomfortable, he vaguely feels that there is something hard with small thorns, even through the underwear and outer pants, it has stubbornly penetrated somewhere.
Trying to shrink slightly, the pinprick sensation almost made his tears of pain almost fall.
As for pulling it out directly, right now such an old vegetable is staring at himself, even if Wang Fatzi has this heart, he can't lose this face!
Thinking like this, Wang Fatzi subconsciously wanted to stand up, it was okay not to move just now, this slight movement, Wang Fatzi immediately twitched in pain, a center of gravity was unstable, the whole person was completely planted on the bushes, the branches that had the courage to forge ahead and stubbornly took a big step forward, and Wang Fatty's face suddenly turned green and yellow!
Looking at the innocent old vegetable in the kitchen in front of him, Wang Fatzi was suddenly angry and didn't want to hit one place, and he couldn't wait to slap this old vegetable into the coffin box!