Chapter 271: Toilet Anecdote! (Ask for a book!)
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Ye Yang walked through the crowded crowd and walked to a dim aisle, there were many men and women in the aisle at the moment, taking advantage of the restless mood to linger emotionally!
Seeing Ye Yang's breath for a while, he touched his mouth.
Pushing open the outermost compartment, Ye Yang walked in, and just wanted to close the door, only to find that the lock on the door was broken.
But Ye Yang just urinated, he closed the door, untied his pants, and before the peeing horn whistle blew, he found that the door of the toilet was opened, and then he heard the voice of a woman who seemed to be very familiar.
Ye Yang didn't say a word, first lifted his pants, then turned his head, and when he saw the person coming, his face suddenly changed.
"Husband......"
At this moment, Chen Li's eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, hazy and confused, especially the confusion on her face, which was exactly the same as a prodigal woman who had taken drugs.
And at this moment, in Chen Li's eyes, she couldn't tell whether the man in front of her was her husband Huang Zhicheng or the hero she fantasized about in her heart, Ye Yang.
"Husband, come on!"
Chen Li leaned her back against the toilet door, and then she suddenly reached out, grabbed Ye Yang's waistband, and slowly squatted down.
"Nima, Lao Tzu is not your husband?!"
Ye Yang looked at Chen Li under him, dumbfounded!
This woman can't really take drugs, can she? I can't even tell the difference between my husband and me!
……
Before.
Chen Li sat in a dark corner of the bar, savoring the hemp in her hand, feeling the special ingredients and stimulating the nerves in the brain.
She tilted her head slightly, looking like she wanted to die.
Lowering her head again, she saw Ye Yang sitting by the bar in the distance, under the light.
The white light, hitting his body, made him particularly bright.
Especially when Ye Yang turned his head to look to the side, the light instantly painted a layer of white on his knife-like side face, making him look so handsome and chic in Chen Li's eyes.
Recalling the previous restaurant, Ye Yang had a chic figure of one enemy and several enemies, especially the slightly curved corners of his mouth, and his smile, which made people feel comfortable like a spring breeze.
Through the effect of hemp, the original serious picture in Chen Li's mind was a sudden change in the style of painting, in her fantasy, Ye Yang faded his white T-shirt, revealing a hardcover figure that was enough to kill all male models in seconds.
With that mesmerizing smile, he walked towards him step by step.
He wrapped his arms around his willow waist and gently breathed hot air in his ear.
And the next picture made Chen Li unconsciously become red-faced, and her face was hot.
Her eyes were firmly fixed on Ye Yang in the distance, and then she clamped her legs.
She bit her lower lip and stared at Ye Yang while fantasizing about the fragrant scenes with him in her mind!
Chen Li is a woman who has admired heroes since she was a child, and in her eyes, Ye Yang is that kind of hero, and when she sees Ye Yang, she will naturally think about it!
Chen Li couldn't help it, she felt that if she didn't go to her husband again, she might break the embankment here!
She threw the cigarette into her glass, then stood up tremblingly and went to the bathroom!
Although she is walking, the spring color in her mind has never stopped!
Although it was just fake, it made Chen Li feel an unprecedented sense of pleasure!
The people in the corridor were entangled with each other, Chen Li was even more unbearable, regardless of the strange eyes of others, she pushed open the door and walked into the men's toilet!
She walked back and forth in several toilets in the men's toilet, but found that her husband was not here, and at this moment, she suddenly found that the outermost toilet door was slightly open, so she stepped forward and gently pushed the door open, and then saw a very familiar back!
She called her husband lightly, and when she saw that when the man turned his head, she was slightly stunned, and it was Ye Yang who appeared in front of her!
The stunned look on her face was just a flash, and then she smiled!
In her eyes, Ye Yang in her brain and her husband who she thought she saw had completely overlapped!
That's why she saw that person who couldn't be close to appear in front of her!
She smiled and held out her hand.
In her opinion, the hallucinations in front of her can meet her requirements, even if it is just an illusion, and that is enough!
What's more, it's still such a real illusion!
It seems that the effect of this hemp smoke is really powerful!
……
Now.
Ye Yang was a little helpless, he didn't know what to do, after all, the one in front of him was someone else's wife, and she was also Bai Yalan's good friend!
"What should I do with this Nima, should I not push her away and let her continue to misunderstand, or should I not push her away and let her continue to misunderstand?"
"Huh? Why the is that only one option? God, are you kidding me? Okay, I'll take it...... Hey,!"
Suddenly, Ye Yang felt the heat under his body, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
He hurriedly grabbed the handrail of the toilet, then straightened his waist slightly, and instantly became hotter!
Time is passing, but Ye Yang's thoughts have never been broken!
"Ouch, Nima's technique is okay! Huang Zhicheng's kid is blessed!"
"Hey, this woman is too powerful, it's over!"
"Nima!"
There was a shudder, as if everything had become boring.
Lifting his pants, Ye Yang looked at Chen Li who stood up helplessly, and said, "I said Chen Li, you took the initiative! You can't blame me." ”
"Husband, what are you talking about!"
Chen Li hadn't reacted at the moment, she slapped Ye Yang angrily, and then looked at her with disgust and said, "Husband, you hate it, why are you so much, you almost choked me to death!
After speaking, Chen Li turned around and left the toilet, and when she went down the steps, she almost fell, there was no way, she had been squatting for too long, and her legs were numb!
Ye Yang looked at her departing back, with an inexplicable expression!
He was curious, what kind of food did this woman eat, she could actually treat herself as her husband, and she had been misunderstood for so long!
A surge of urine suddenly came up, and Ye Yang realized that he was here to pee!
Turning his head, Ye Yang began to open the floodgates, and when he was at that moment just now, he almost couldn't hold back, but fortunately he held it back!
After urinating and shaking three times, Ye Yang walked out of the toilet, was washing his hands, there was a clang in his ears, he turned his head, and saw a person fall from the toilet next to him!
Take a closer look,, isn't this Chen Li's husband, Huang Zhicheng!
"Ouch!"
Huang Zhicheng snorted in pain, then got up from the ground, and when he saw Ye Yangzheng looking at him with a confused expression, he smiled, and then asked, "Brother, did my wife come just now?"
"Your wife, this is the men's bathroom, what is your wife doing here?"
Ye Yang panicked, his face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he couldn't even detect it with a lie detector!
Huang Zhicheng was stunned for a moment, and then waved his hand and said, "It's okay!
As he spoke, he walked towards the sink, washed his face, and then sighed: "The domestic hemp smoke is even more fierce than the one I smoked in the Netherlands! Although I don't know what is mixed in it, it will definitely not be pure hemp smoke! It seems that this thing in China can no longer be touched!"
Hearing this, Ye Yang frowned slightly and asked, "You won't give your wife hemp smoke, will you?"
Huang Zhicheng looked stunned, and then hurriedly explained: "Brother, don't get me wrong! I didn't deliberately let my wife play with this thing! When we went to play in the Netherlands, she proposed to try this thing!"
Seeing him like this, Ye Yang instantly understood, no wonder Chen Li even admitted her husband's mistake, it turned out that she was hilarious!
"It's okay! This thing, it's better to touch less in the future!" Ye Yang smiled at him, then turned around and left the bathroom.
Huang Zhicheng hurriedly rubbed his face a few times and followed.
At the bar, Chen Lilian drank a few glasses of ice water, and then she instantly sobered up a lot, and at this time, Ye Yang and Huang Zhicheng also walked out.
Huang Zhicheng came to Chen Li's side, and when he saw her glaring at him with disgust, he was stunned at first, expressing inexplicability, and then whispered to her: "Wife, where did you go just now?" I waited for you in the toilet for a long time, but you didn't come!"
As soon as these words came out, the expression on Chen Li's face instantly froze!
My whole heart became cool!