910. A Brick
"Yes, Grand Elder!"
Lu Hanbing and Yang Xueman agreed in unison.
"Hmm!"
The old lady Wu slowly hummed, giving people a sense of inviolability, slowly closed her eyes, calmed down, recuperated, and said, "You go to the other car!"
Coming to the other off-road vehicle, Lu Hanbing gently pecked Yang Xueman's soft cheek, and Lu Hanbing said, "I'll go for convenience, and I'll come back immediately!"
"Idlers have a lot of and urine!" Yang Xueman's face was delicate and red, and she was incomparably beautiful, and she snorted coquettishly.
"Hmph, go back and clean you up at night, I will never treat the main room badly!" Lu Hanbing laughed strangely and walked towards the door.
But an old Taoist aunt guarding the door immediately stopped him, and said respectfully but undoubtedly: "Young Master Lu, you can't go in without Sect Master He's permission!"
"I just want to make it easier!" Lu Hanbing showed a handsome smile and begged: "Senior sister, it's convenient!"
"Hehe, your Snow Flower Palace has killed many of our disciples because of a few elixirs, and when I see you, I am like a rat crossing the street, and I can't wait to retreat. Don't you dare to be the senior sister of your son Lu......"
The old Taoist aunt was unmoved, and smiled and mocked: "As for being flattering, it's very simple. There are bushes all over the wall, you can go easily!"
Lu Hanbing was so angry that he almost didn't vomit out a mouthful of blood, in the Snow Flower Palace, he was also an inner disciple, and he was an elite disciple among the inner disciples, that was a very strong storage zĂ i. In addition, he is handsome, and when those senior sisters and sisters see it on weekdays, they all have little stars in their eyes. However, today he touched a gray nose in front of this old and decrepit old Taoist aunt.
Angry to angry, however, he also had to go to the bushes for convenience. I don't know what he ate, he was having a stomach upset, and he couldn't be suffocated to death by feces and urine.
Lu Hanbing walked along the moss-covered wet and slippery wall, and only after disappearing from Yang Xueman's sight did he squat down for convenience.
A thunderous sound sounded, and he pulled down a large lump of loose and smelly stool in his stomach.
A dark smile appeared on the corner of Lu Hanbing's mouth, and suddenly, he felt a black shadow in front of him, and a black shadow fell from the top of his head.
He felt a chill in his heart, and had a bad premonition, but he was only halfway up, and before he could lift his pants, let alone use the proud Snow Sword or the Ice Divine Needle, there was a muffled bang, and a brick shattered directly in his head.
Lu Hanbing was really sad at the moment, he was directly slapped on the ground by a brick, and his face was covered with feces and urine, and the smell was overflowing.
Jun's face was buried in and urine, and the moment he passed out, a thought appeared in Lu Hanbing's mind - this person is really despicable and shameless, and he actually took advantage of people to!
To say that Lu Hanbing is most proud of his life, one is the Snow Flower Divine Sword, and the other is the Cold Ice Divine Needle, he can be called the master of the hidden weapons of the young generation of the ancient martial arts, not only good at sending hidden weapons, but also good at dodging all kinds of hidden weapons.
However, today, he was photographed and fainted to the ground by a hidden weapon like a brick, which is not a hidden weapon, which can be regarded as a miracle!
Ye Fan slowly landed on the ground, clapped his hands, looked at Lu Hanbing who had fainted, pursed his lips, and said disdainfully: "This person really has no public morality, he is too despicable and shameless, he dares to defecate anywhere!"
If Lu Hanbing is conscious at this moment, I am afraid that he will "cheat the corpse" and scold Ye Fan for being shameless, people have no sense of public morality when they defecate everywhere, you take advantage of other people's shit to shoot black bricks, and where are you noble?
Ye Fan pinched his nose, like an eagle carrying a chicken, lifted Lu Hanbing's collar, and an invisibility spell was struck, and the two disappeared instantly.
Stepping on the flying sword and flying back into the quiet room, Ye Fan, who was still in a state of invisibility, put Lu Hanbing on the ground, opened the bow left and right, crackled and gave him a few slaps, beating him like a pig's head, it is estimated that he doesn't even know his own mother.
Lu Hanbing woke up faintly, but he didn't see Ye Fan, who had already come to the door incognito, and was wondering, his eyes fell on the soft couch, and his heart immediately pounded wildly, his throat and eyes were dry for a while, and his eyes didn't pop out.
At this moment, He Meiyun, who had almost faded off her clothes, was only wearing obscene pants and a belly pocket, completely revealing her perfect and bewitching body.
Ye Fan disappeared, and the two of them were still in love, so they played this game of virtual phoenix and fake phoenix, painting cakes to satisfy hunger, hoping for plum to quench thirst, and temporarily solve the burning love.
On the wide soft couch, the jade body is horizontal, the ice muscles and jade bones are stacked on top of each other, and the slender jade arms and slender jade legs of Qinghui are entangled with each other, which can be described as infinite spring and eye-catching.
Tankou kissed each other, slurping, long and shiny saliva flowed down, and the delicious pink puffy meat rubbed against each other.
In the room, the woman's gentle voice echoed, and the air was filled with the fishy smell that made the soul fly away and the smell of women's flesh, and the atmosphere was obscene and extremely beautiful.
"Lang Jun, come and let me serve you! let me, as Sister Xincheng's companion, marry you too!" Wuchen first discovered Lu Hanbing and pounced directly.
Lu Hanbing was stunned for a while, but he was immediately overjoyed, I damn it, this Meiyun Sect is really kind!
Of course, he didn't realize that the dustless little Dao Gu had been disturbed by the Soul Loss Curse, and was in a state of half-dreaming and half-awake, and thought that this Meiyun Sect, the teachings were as its name, and the charm was carried out to the end!
This is obviously to buy a ticket after getting on the bus first! This is payment after the goods are inspected! There is no Ming media marrying yet, so let yourself taste the taste of Gu Xincheng and Wuchen's charming "dowry" first!
"Hehe, I'll take you in my heart!" He picked up an apricot-colored robe, wiped off the feces and urine on his face, and climbed onto the soft couch with dirty hands and feet while undressing.
"Little brother, I have said it, I, the master, want to inspect the goods for Xincheng and try your skills! Where did you go?" He Meiyun was also completely lost at this moment, and vaguely saw someone coming, thinking it was Ye Fan, and dragged it over and pressed it directly under his body.
He Meiyun is also willing to herself?
If you overthrow this goddess, no, if you are pushed backwards by this goddess, then won't you become the husband of the leader of the Meiyun Sect?
Damn, I'm too awesome! Without a single knife or shot, I completely took down the Meiyun Sect! The palace master will definitely praise it.
Lu Hanbing was overjoyed in her heart, although she was separated by clothes, she still felt the amazing feeling of softness coming from her abdomen, looking at the seductive appearance of the beauty, coupled with the effect of aspirating rosemary, at this moment, she had completely forgotten the instructions of the old lady Wu, and she completely lost a little reason at all, turned over and pressed He Meiyun under her, and said with a wicked smile: "Uncle Shi, I like to be on it!"
Ye Fan watched the play and acted almost here, and directly hit He Meiyun with a clear talisman.
Although there is still a wall, the effect of the Qing Shen Rune is excellent, He Meiyun came to his senses when he came to his senses, and he must have seen that the man on his body was not Ye Fan, but a strange man!
Moreover, this man has a blue nose and swollen face, like a pig's head, which can be described as extremely ugly, and his face is covered with yellow filth, exuding a foul smell.
He Meiyun originally didn't like men, and she could even say that she hated it deeply, the reason why she wanted to push down Ye Fan was because she had the effect of rosemary, and because Ye Fan was very much like the "brother of the Lin family" in her mind.
However, at this moment, there was another man, and her face was still covered with stool, and she almost didn't vomit from nausea, but she didn't panic, and then a fire of anger rose in her heart, and then burned into a raging fire!
What kind of man would dare to be so light and rude to He Meiyun, the leader of the dignified Meiyun Sect and a half-step innate cultivator? This is actually not just frivolous, but forced and humiliated!
He Meiyun bowed her waist and arched Lu Hanbing into the air, and then flew up with a kick, like a football shot, hitting his crotch.
"Ahh
Lu Hanbing let out a short low roar, his mouth was wide open, his eyeballs were almost out of his sockets, his body flew out, hit the wall, hit a large piece of wall skin, and then fell.
He clutched his crotch with his hands and bent his legs like a cooked prawn, spasmed. Blood ran down his crotch, instantly wetting the ground.
He Meiyun's kick was very ruthless, using ten layers of strength, she originally cultivated several levels higher than Lu Hanbing, Lu Hanbing was caught off guard, and she had no luck to resist, but this kick directly abolished Lu Hanbing's guy business, and completely became a pile of rotten meat.
Feeling that the injury of that thing is not light, it is estimated that it will be wasted for a lifetime, Lu Hanbing's eyes were cracked, and at the same time, he was puzzled, he was sad and indignant, and pointed at He Meiyun and shouted: "You cheap woman, changing your face is like turning a book, you deserve to be a slut for a lifetime, Lao Tzu killed you, sold you to the entertainment city, and thousands of people rode it!"
"Hmph!" He Meiyun snorted coldly with disdain, this threat, she He Meiyun didn't pay attention to it at all, after all, she was a half-step innate cultivator, and she was almost invincible in the Huaxia Ancient Martial Arts Sect, who threatened her?
Picking up the robe, he only felt a foul smell coming to his face, it seemed that he was soiled by this pervert, He Meiyun couldn't help but be even more angry.
"Who dares to provoke Sister Yun'er?" Ye Fan kicked open the door at the right time, descending from the sky like a god, and posed as a pretending to be a force.
Looking at Lu Hanbing intently, Ye Fan couldn't help but feel happy in his heart, this kid is so miserable, it is estimated that he is still confused.
"You whore, you dare to beat my woman's idea, you don't want to live anymore!" But Ye Fan had a righteous indignant expression on his face.
stepped forward, opened the bow left and right, and slapped Lu Hanbing again, beating him until his skin was open, his cheeks were swollen like steamed buns, and his lips turned into sausages.