Chapter 654 All the way north
Everyone looked at Lin Jiannan in amazement, and then γγγγγγ Cover your nose together.
"Damn, Lin, what's wrong with you?" Professor Clapton was quite kind and wanted to take a look at Lin Jianan, but as soon as he got closer, he still turned around and left: "That, where is the doctor at the airport? Why hasn't he come yet?"
Jamie pinched his nose while holding his mobile phone to take a picture, gloating: "God, if this video is posted on the Internet, the number of views will exceed one million." You can feel a thick smell through the screen! The whole pants are yellow, you say what he ate, I'll take it, I really can't stand it. β
What happened at the scene was very simple, that is, Lin Jiannan squirted, and there was no reason why he couldn't control the sphincter-muscle, and then γγγγγγ
The most exaggerated thing is that this Lin Jiannan is still wearing a pair of white pants today, which is white and yellow, plus the rich taste, everyone retreats.
Cliston looked at Lin Jiannan and frowned: "Lin, it seems that you are not feeling well, it is better not to participate in this event." After all, the body is more important. β
When Lin Jiannan heard this, he was shocked: "No, no, no, professor, I'm fine, I'm in a special situation, I'll just go change my pants and wash up." β
If he is unable to participate in this outdoor scientific expedition because of this incident, his resume will be a lot less and he will not be able to go away!
As a result, before the voice fell, everyone heard a 'poof' again, this time for a longer timeγγγγγγ
Jamie looked excited, and said to Xiao Peng: "This time I even recorded the voice! This time I even recorded the voice! God, what's wrong with this person? Can't even go to the toilet?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Maybe it's because of injury, it's quite common to be unable to control bowel movements due to anal or nerve damage, alas, poor guy, he looks like a talent, how can there be such a problem." Alas, alas, alas, alas. β
Xiao Peng said as he boarded the plane, he really couldn't stand it, it was so disgusting!
I knew that this would have been done in another way!
Lin Jianan's situation must be Xiao Peng's hands and feet, just doing some small hands and feet on the nervous system, but I didn't expect that this style of painting was too disgusting, and Xiao Peng himself was disgusted!
I don't know if it's a psychological effect or what, when I got off the plane in Edinburgh, Xiao Peng still felt that the whole world was stinkingγγγγγγ Alas, in the future, we must not use this method to rectify people, this is simply killing a thousand people and losing eight hundred themselves. It is you who suffers.
Xiao Peng slept all the way because γγγγγγ This Professor Clapton is really a big talker! The whole plane is constantly explaining all kinds of biological knowledge, and the whole flight journey is simply a lesson in the history of feline development.
He spoke happily and kept asking questions, Xiao Peng was dizzy when he listened, and simply fell asleep, no one cared about him anyway------ except Claudia's bodyguards.
Xiao Peng sat in the seat at the back of the plane and slept soundly, while Claudia's bodyguards were seated near him, and Inge was extremely opposed to his own young lady participating in the trip, and in his eyes, Xiao Peng had already equated himself with dangerγγγγγγ
However, thanks to the old professor's blessing, Xiao Peng slept peacefully, and no one came to disturb him.
Xiao Peng thought that he could stay in Edinburgh for a few days and have fun. After all, the first tourist city in the Eagle Nation is London, and the second largest tourist city is Edinburgh.
After all, it has been the capital of the Kingdom of Scotland for more than 500 years, and even after Scotland was annexed by England, it was also the seat of the Scottish Parliament. It is an ancient city with a long history.
And the biggest feature here is that due to the thousand-year-old contradiction between the Scots and the English, it pays special attention to tradition, and the whole city is close to many historical buildings that were built hundreds of years ago, including Edinburgh Castle, Palace of Holyroodhouse, St. Giles's Cathedral are all here, and the whole of Edinburgh, whether it is the new city or the old city, is listed as a UNESCO World Heritage Site, which is not common in the whole world.
And Xiao Peng also wants to see Scotland's most famous bagpipes, plaid patterns, and kilts. And, of course, whiskey.
But unfortunately, his wish did not come true, just got off the plane, there were already several cars waiting here, all Land Rover Defender.
When many people think of Land Rover, the word 'off-road' comes to mind.
In fact, all the cars in the Land Rover series, only one model, the Land Rover Defender, was born purely for off-roading.
As a world-renowned pure off-road vehicle, the Land Rover Defender has been modified for a wide range of special purposes such as military, police and off-road events, especially in Eagle Federation countries and regions. The Land Rover Defender is a 'street car'.
Of course, this car in Huaxia is the least common among all Land Rover cars, for the simple reason ------ he is ugly!
For more than 20 years since 1948, the Land Rover Defender is the only model in the Land Rover brand, and then there are any 'Range Rover' and 'Discovery' and the like, but those cars have been aimed at urbanization, and have long weakened the off-road ability, only the Land Rover Defender is still a pure off-road existence.
As the purest bloodline guard in Land Rover, even today Land Rover has become the brand of Indosan, and the former "king of the road" has become today's "Toyota that can't be driven, and Land Rover that can't be repaired". This Land Rover Defender insists on being developed and produced in the UK. Don't let the three of them ruin its reputation. It can be seen how much Land Rover has feelings for this car.
Four Land Rover Defenders are lined up, and thirteen people sit in four or two cars and are not crowded, especially since this is the Land Rover Defender five-door long wheelbase version with more space and more cargo, and it is indeed one of the best off-road vehicles to go to the wild.
But in all fairness, the workmanship of this Land Rover Defender can only be described as 'rough': there is no trace of pretentiousness in the appearance, and the appearance of the whole car is a sense of a board and a glance in terms of parts and lines, without a trace of fresh meat. Some are just the domineering of tough guys.
Especially when he sat in the car, Xiao Peng already felt powerless to complain. This interior γγγγγγ Absolutely!
The interior of this car is definitely the most anti-human-like design of all the cars Xiao Peng has ever seen. As soon as he got into the car, Xiao Peng looked at the steering wheel, if it weren't for the character of 'LAND ROVER' in the middle of the reverse wheel reminding him that this was a Land Rover, Xiao Peng could only feel that he was sitting in a domestic van, uh, or a 'Tianjin Dafa' level van, LO to explode!
Looking at the central control panel again, Xiao Peng felt even more crazy, it was definitely a design in the seventies and eighties! There was not even an LCD screen, although a place was reserved in the middle, saying that it was a place to place the screen, Xiao Peng was more willing to believe that it was a place to put an old-fashioned cassette recorder!
What's even more infuriating is that the Land Rover Defender four-wheel drive mode adjustment lever is actually on the right side of the gear lever, what does this mean? Do you still want the co-pilot to help control it?
And Xiao Peng really hasn't seen the hand brake under the steering wheel, the car on the right side of the accelerator. The Land Rover Defender is so unique! If you want to pull the handbrake, you have to bow your head first?
And the fuck thing is that this car, regardless of the front or rear seats, absolutely no consideration has been made for the passengers, and the comfort is about equal to zero. It's okay for a short ride, but it's too much for a long-distance ride!
If Xiao Peng was to choose by himself, he would rather buy a Unimog than drive this thing------ he would also suffer, why not find someone with stronger off-road ability?
Well, when it comes to off-road vehicles, many people know the off-road trio, namely the 'Mercedes-Benz G-Class', 'Land Rover Defender' and 'Wrangler', but the real king of off-road, only Unimog, not one.
Of course, Unimog has never been seen on the so-called dirt bike rankings in the world, and that's because Unimog never participates because he really doesn't want to bully peopleγγγγγγ
When ordinary people are driving an SUV and still thinking about whether the road can hit the chassis of the car, Unimog's slogan is already "Crush the past from the road where others know the difficulty and retreat!"
From the swampy Amazon rainforest, to the perennially snow-covered Siberia, to the perennially arid African desert, there is basically no land on this earth that Unimog cannot reach. If there are those peaks in the Himalayas------- uh, although the peaks are not afraid to go up, but it is not difficult to drive to the various base camps.
Forty-five degrees of slope, I climb, one meter and eight deep water, I wade! This is still the data of an ordinary Unimog that has not been modifiedγγγγγγγ
What kind of weather, terrain and landforms, ignore them all in front of Unimog!' The nickname 'Variety Kong' is really not blown.
By the way, there are many models of this Unimog, some large and some small, and the small ones are the size of pickup trucks, such as U300 and U400, and the large ones are engineering vehicle standards, such as U500.
Of course, this power also has a price, and with one foot on the accelerator, one hundred yuan flew awayγγγγγγ This is still the monetary value of that era.
Other cars are generally three people, only Xiao Peng's car is four people, in addition to a bodyguard who is responsible for driving, there is also Yingge. And then there's Xiao Peng and Jamie.
Jamie is full of energy, and he will do ideological work for Xiao Peng along the way, that is, how Guardiola built Manchester City, the current Manchester City is the strongest team in the Eagle Country, winning the championship five rounds in advance, and the current Manchester City is the strongest Manchester City in historyγγγγγγ
All in all, I hope that Xiao Peng will 'abandon the darkness and turn to the light', give up Manchester United, and look at Manchester City instead.
Xiao Peng is really embarrassed to tell him, in fact, most of the fans in China are who plays better and who is better, watch Barcelona today, watch AC tomorrow, watch Paris the day after tomorrow, and watch Newcastle the day after tomorrowγγγγγγ At least Xiao Peng is like this, there is no loyalty at all.
Huaxia does not have such a strong football cultural heritage as the Eagle State!
So Xiao Peng naturally fell asleep againγγγγγγ I can't go through it without sleeping.
The walkie-talkie in the car was bustling and disturbing, Xiao Peng didn't tire of it, how does this Nima look like a field surgery?
And that's not to blame them, as their goal is the Scottish Highlands.
The Scottish Highlands are actually a very large chunk of land, on the map, from the top left corner of the European plate facing Iceland, including many, many places, not one attraction called the Highlands as many people think.
There are many places here that require self-driving, boating, camping, and going into the mountains, and if you want to get around here, you can't do it in a few months! Many movie locations were filmed in the Scottish Highlands.
With so many young people on the bus, it was natural to think of it as an outing.
Xiao Peng was very disdainful of this, although he had not been in the Scottish wilderness, but he knew how many difficulties awaited them in the wilderness: water, food, weather, etc., as well as long journeys in bad weather, which not only tested people's physical strength, but also tested people's spirit.
But there is also a good thing, and that is that there are no beasts of prey in Scotland. Or that there are no beasts of prey in the British Isles.
Originally, there were wolves, but with the unremitting efforts of the people of the Eagle Country for hundreds of years, the wolves in the British Isles have been extinct! Although the symbol of the Eagle Country is the lion, there is really no lion to be seen here. Just as the people of the Eagle Nation like bears but don't have bears, so to speak, there are no beasts that can pose a threat to people except wild boars.
Well, but in recent years, the Eagle Country has been able to see a so-called 'Eagle Country Big Cat' animal, which is a collective name for many felines, such as caracals, lynxes, leopards, cougars, etc.
This is because in the sixties and seventies of the last century, many wealthy families were popular to raise wild beasts as pets, but in 1976, the Eagle Country passed the Dangerous Beast Law, and those who raised wild beasts at that time either spent a lot of money to buy an adoption license, or sent the beast to the zoo, or humanity was destroyed. Many people simply release the beasts. Resulting in the present image.
But speaking of which, the probability of encountering this wild big cat is basically the same as the probability of encountering an Irish wild cat, and you can buy a lottery ticket directly if you encounter it.
However, in general, in the wild of the British Isles, it should be the least harmful place to people among all the mainland islands.
That's why these young people are so relaxed.
Xiao Peng didn't know how long he had been sleeping, and by the time Jamie woke him up, it was already dark and everyone had reached their destination.
Not to mention, Scotland is a bit chilly this season.
Xiao Peng put on his coat and jumped out of the car, Xiao Peng looked around, this is a small town.
Jamie smiled: "Xiao, you can really sleep, what do you do at night?"
"Where is this?" Xiao Peng asked.
"Infrith, go to the outpost in the Scottish Highlands!"