Chapter 980: Heavenly Burial Is a Fool (Part II)
While the two were talking, a burst of cheerful cheers erupted in the middle of the crowd of centaurs. Liudao and Heavenly Burial couldn't help but turn their heads to look, only to realize that it was the strong centaur who had already lit the fire. At this moment, the strong centaur was holding up the ZIPPO lighter that was still on fire, looking proud, and the centaurs around him were cheering.
A lighter actually made them happy like this......
"Yo. Heavenly Burial said in surprise: "It's actually hitting? It's not so stupid that it can't be helped." ”
Obviously stupid and hopelessly incurable, are you the one who is incurable? Liudao rolled his eyes, and really couldn't understand how this guy's head grew. Is it all muscle?
At this time, the heavenly burial had turned his head, and he raised his chin happily towards Liudao: "Look, I'm amazing, right?"
"What a fart. "Liudao is powerless to complain, helping others to light a fire to roast themselves, can they still be so proud?
Heavenly Burial obviously misunderstood the meaning of the Six Daos, patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Don't be afraid, I'll talk to them later, I won't let them roast you." It's a big deal, I did it with them. ”
"Oh. Liudao asked weakly, "What about your knife and gun?"
"Uh......" Celestial Burial said, scratching his head, "they took it." ”
"......" Liudao was silent for a long time, and suddenly said: "Heavenly burial." ”
"Huh?"
"May I ask, how did you live to be so big?"
……
The wise and the stupid are separated by a wall, and you can never see what the scenery is on the other side of the wall.
Heavenly Burial doesn't understand the thoughts of the Six Paths, and the Six Paths don't understand what Heavenly Burial's mind is thinking. It's a very simple question, why did he make it so complicated?
Sure enough, smart people and stupid people can't be friends, because one day you'll be.
At this moment, Liudao suddenly missed 11 a little......
The two of them were still talking to each other, and the centaurs over there had already lit the fire. It didn't take long for the bonfire, which had already been set up, to start a raging fire. The centaurs gathered around the campfire, cheering excitedly. The heavenly burial was also infected by this lively atmosphere, with a bright smile on his face, he patted Liudao's shoulder and said, "Look, how simple these guys are, they can be happy like this with a fire." ”
Simplicity...... Your uncle!
The six realms are no longer able to complain, and being stupid like this is indeed an invincible realm.
And at this moment, the strong centaur waved his hand, and suddenly four or five centaurs ran out, and then without saying a word, they tied up the bewildered Sky Burial again.
"Hey, what are you doing?" exclaimed as the Heavenly Burial struggled, but unfortunately his strength was not as strong as that of a centaur, and he couldn't stand the crowd, so he was tied up tightly in the blink of an eye. Then they were also set up like pigs, and the two of them were carried towards the bonfire.
Heavenly Burial turned his head to look at Liudao, with an expression that wanted to cry. Liudao, on the other hand, simply closed his eyes and sighed weakly - he knew that this was the case. Only the celestial burial, an idiot who is so simple that he has no friends, would believe in the "friendship" of the centaurs. No, people have never given him friendship at all, if a pat on the shoulder can be considered friendship, then there will be no war in the world, okay?
"Six ways. Heavenly Burial said with a sad face: "I have been deceived. ”
"Ahh Liudao said weakly: "I saw it." ”
"What now?" "What now?"
"Hmm. Liudao nodded: "And this fire is still burned by you." ”
Heavenly Burial pouted and asked, "Is there anything else you can do?"
"Yes, fight with them. ”
"......" Tianfu looked at him with disgust: "Your brain, it's really hopeless." Don't you see that we're both tied up?
"Yo ho. Liudao said appreciatively: "Can you use your brain?"
"That's it. Heavenly Burial raised his chin, but when he thought of the situation of the two, he quickly wilted again. "I said, what else do you have to do? If not, the two of us will really become roast pigs today." ”
Liudao said very firmly: "There are many ways. ”
Tianfu's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly asked, "What way?"
Liudao glanced at him: "It's useless to tell you, because with your IQ, you definitely can't understand." ”
Heavenly Burial said anxiously: "If you don't say it, then you can do it quickly." ”
"What's the hurry. Liudao rolled his eyes: "Anyway, I won't let you become a roast pig." ”
Although Liudao looked like he had made a deal, the heavenly burial couldn't think of what he could do. So the two of them were carried closer and closer to the campfire......
And at the same time, the other side.
A groan suddenly came from a dark cavern.
The monkey rubbed his back and sat up, opening his eyes and looking around. It was a very dark cavern, with only a few sparse rays of light shining from above, sprinkled like specks on the surrounding ground, and beyond the range of these rays of light, it was still pitch black, and nothing could be seen.
"Cold night. The monkey called.
"Hmm......" Soon, there was a cold night response not far away.
"Are you alright?"
Leng Ye struggled to get up, rubbed the painful part of the fall, and said weakly: "Thanks to you, I'm not dead yet." After a pause, he asked, "What does it smell like?"
The monkey was stunned: "What smell?"
"There's a very fishy smell, don't you smell it?"
"Is there one?" the monkey sniffed vigorously and said blankly, "Why didn't I smell it?"
", monkey, your nose is fine, right? You don't smell such a big fishy smell?"
The monkey sniffed again, but still didn't smell anything. And then he was stunned, and he reacted - it couldn't be a side effect of Dr. Mad after the transformation, which caused him to lose his sense of smell, right?
I have to say that the monkey's nerves are still quite large, and they have not reacted until now after losing their sense of smell. However, the function of smell is not very useful to the monkey, so he didn't pay much attention to it, this consciousness only flashed in his mind and was quickly thrown aside, and then he hurried to find his cannon barrel in the dark.
Luckily, the barrel of the cannon fell right next to the monkey, and he only fumbled for a while and soon found it. Picking up the cannon barrel and holding it in his arms, the monkey operated in the dark, and then there was a soft "snap", and a bright light suddenly shot from under the cannon barrel.
This is the flashlight function of the cannon barrel assembly, because this thing is so big, considering that if you go to a dark place, it is not realistic to hold a flashlight in one hand and a cannon barrel in the other, so under the strong recommendation of the monkey, Dr. Mad added a flashlight to him. It's just that after the flashlight was installed, I never had a chance to use it, but I didn't expect it to be used here.
After the monkey turned on the flashlight, he shone towards the cold night, and the strong light hit his face, which stimulated the cold night's eyes, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand to block it, and said, "Monkey, move the flashlight, don't shine on my face." ”
However, the monkey did not move, not even the flashlight. If you could see it in the cold night, you would definitely be surprised to find that the monkey was staring directly behind him at this moment, but it was full of shock.
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