Chapter 65: Powder Jar
"How about a free year for new users. He stretched out his paw and patted me on the head.
"Take away your big pig's trotters. "I was unmoved on the surface, squinting at him. But as soon as he opened his mouth, my heart turned into flying flowers and leaves, and I rushed towards him.
At this moment, my mobile phone rang with the ringing of a voice call - as a social animal who has just entered society, how can I ignore the phone - I quickly picked up the phone, only to see the name of soy sauce appear on my mobile phone screen. No, the circle of friends I just posted, why did she see it immediately. I said, does this little girl have no spare time of her own, and spends all her time brushing social software?
I swallowed, distanced myself from Cheng Xiao, and answered the voice call with trepidation: "Hello?"
"Xiao Lizi! It's a big deal! Aunt Dormitory Manager is coming to check the hygiene in the afternoon!" The sound of soy sauce whirring pierced through my left ear to my right ear like a magic sound, and Cheng Xiao, who was sitting on my right, trembled in fright.
I moved my phone a few centimeters away from my ear, and my head was full of black lines.
It's the second half of the senior year, the scholarship list has been decided, and there is not much time left before leaving the dormitory.
After a round of brains, I secretly screamed in my heart that it was not good - it's over, this black dog is still in the dormitory, in case it is found by the dormitory manager, maybe I will directly sue the counselor. Although I said that I was about to graduate, I saw that the counselor would no longer walk around, but my personality was the most trouble-free character, and I was extremely reluctant to let me go to the office to explain.
"What should I do then?" Eh, by the way, you wait for me......" I covered the earpiece and asked Cheng Xiao on the side, "Otherwise, I'll go back immediately, send the black dog to your bedroom, and leave it for an hour before taking it away?"
"Hey, didn't we just meet today, how do you know where my bedroom is......" He made a puzzled expression, and his eyes rolled around, especially begging.
I rolled my eyes and patted him on the thigh: "Don't make trouble, something is going to happen." ”
He hurriedly changed his words, glanced at the watch on his wrist, and said solemnly: "Chu Ziyan is in class at this time, and there is no one in the dormitory, in case the dormitory aunt doesn't let you in, you will run in vain." Actually, you don't need to send the cat over, the dormitory aunt will walk around your dormitory for a few minutes at most. Why don't you secretly put the cat in the cat bag, take it downstairs to the carport for a few minutes, and wait for the aunt to leave, and then go up. ”
"Well...... That's it!" I removed my hand, discussed countermeasures with soy sauce on the phone, quickly straightened my bag, and prepared to go back to the dormitory.
"Then I'll go back first. I stood up, thinking that something was wrong, and quickly picked up my rice bowl and took a few sips of soup. I was in a hurry to drink, and I almost choked.
"Slow down, choking. He said to me in a complaining tone.
I shook my head indifferently and lowered my sleeve tube: "Eh, it's a pity, I can't go to the classroom and watch your heroism when I'm gone." ”
"It's okay, I'm so heroic all day. He replied.
"Shameless," I stuck out my tongue, "you say, why do I think of you as soon as something happens?" ”
"Isn't that strange? I'm walking along the road, and when I see something funny, I think of you right away. He put his bag on his back and stood up, "Let's go, I'll get you out of school." ”
"Won't you be late, then?"
"It's okay, there's still twenty minutes, I'll run. Seeing that he was confident, it was inconvenient for me to refute it. With a smile in my eyebrows, I made up my mind that from today onwards, I want to be a little woman who is pampered in the palm of my hand, and I will not return a piece of sincerity from others.
I tugged at the two bag straps, jumped in front of him, looked back at him from time to time, he smiled dotingly, and grabbed my arm: "Don't be naughty, watch the road carefully." ”
"Oh-" I dragged out my last note, honestly beside him, and walked briskly out of the school gate. In the past, I hated that this road was too long, and I had to run to the classroom to get to class so that I wouldn't be late, but today I complained about how this road was so short, and I didn't have to walk a few steps before I saw the end, and I wanted to stay with him a little longer. "By the way, when are you going to accompany me to eat on the way to erudition, forty-nine yuan per person, which is particularly cost-effective. ”
"You're sticking to me now, why can't you eat alone?" he said with a smile on his face, with a hint of perceptible satisfaction in his tone.
"Barbecue buffet, eating in the cafeteria today aroused my gluttony, this can't be eaten alone, one seat per person, and the position will be cleared when you go to get the meat." What I said made sense, and he reluctantly patted me on the shoulder, which was kind of agreed. I held out two fingers and made a yes gesture, feeling good.
"Alright," we reached the school gate as we spoke, "I'm going to the classroom, you take care of yourself." ”
"Got it, got it. I walked in the direction of the dormitory, took a few steps, looked back at him, and happened to catch his eyes looking back at me, I turned my head in shame, and ran away in small steps.
Back to the dormitory, as soon as I pushed open the door, I saw Soy Sauce and Babao two people out of the closet to take out the cat, I didn't have time to close the door, I quickly greeted it, the black dog brushed into my arms, meowing and meowing, as if I had been greatly wronged.
"What's going on?" I soothed the black dog in my arms, and I didn't even have time to put my bag down.
"Aunt dormitory manager came to check the hygiene, hey, didn't she call you just now?" Babao didn't know from which corner, pulled out the black dog's drinking fountain and cat food, I looked, ho, it was full, enough for the black dog to eat for a week. With that, Soy Sauce opened the balcony and brought in the litter box that was sitting outside and placed it under my chair.
"So fast, I thought it would take me more than ten minutes to get to the fifth floor. I squatted down, put the black dog on the ground, and rubbed my nose embarrassedly, "It's okay, it's okay, I almost asked for a brake...... Cheng Xiao helped me watch the cat. ”
"Cheng Xiao?" "Soy sauce dada dada pounced straight at me from the window position, "When did you start calling him by his name?"
"That's it...... I'll start ...... today," I shouted out in a weak voice, "What's the matter, no, he doesn't like me getting a nickname, I'll call him by his name first, and then change his name, do you have any opinions?" ”
"No opinion, no opinion," Soy sauce's little head shook like a rattle, "when will you be able to call each other dear, I'll be blinded even if I die." ”
My dear......?
Kiss......?
I don't know why, all I think of in my mind is the customer service of the online store, pretending to greet me warmly. When I was first called like this, I was extremely uncomfortable, and I was used to it. But let me call Cheng Xiao and each other like this, it is better to directly unload eight pieces of me, wrap me in glutinous rice, wrap the dumpling leaves and throw them into the river to feed the fish.
I wrote down a small notebook in my heart, and there are many psychological obstacles to overcome in love.
"Then you'd better die. I said nonchalantly, dodging a flying kick from Soy Sauce with my hands and feet.
At this moment, from far and near the door, there was the sound of heavy footsteps of a man, and the three of us were in a hurry for an instant, and just as we were about to hide the black dog again, the door was pushed open by an elderly hand.
"Auntie...... We ...... "didn't mean to have a cat in the dormitory...... I had just said half a sentence of this sentence, and before I could finish it, it was stuck in my throat, and I couldn't continue.
The person who came was wearing a jacket with jeans, a pair of Adi sneakers on his feet, and the whole body added up to about 2,000 yuan, neither like a strong woman with a successful career, nor like a frugal dormitory aunt. She looked the three of us up and down with a disgusted look in her eyes, and she had a bitter and mean look of one percent.
"Good afternoon, Babao mother, what kind of wind blew you here, come and sit down, we don't have tea here, or if you are thirsty, drink some mineral water from the water dispenser, okay?"
I only had a one-sided relationship with Babao's mother, and that was when I was a freshman and went through the accommodation procedures. That morning, before my dad and I had even picked up our luggage and moved forward, she pulled Babao directly into my team, ignoring our presence, and I looked at her back, dazed, only remembering her red high heels. No way, I'm a little face blind, I don't remember her appearance at all, until I went up to the fifth floor, made a bed in a dormitory, and saw the red high heels on her feet, I vaguely wondered if she was the rude aunt I met downstairs.
I never told Babao about this from beginning to end, just because I recognized the wrong person, and I didn't want to affect the first impression between us. Slowly, I realized that Babao had a love-hate relationship with her mother, and it didn't take long for her to disown us from the family. Soy sauce knows this better than I do, and I'm not speculating.
"Why are you here. Babao said lukewarmly, not greeting his mother at all.
"Why can't I come to the place where you live? Even your dormitory manager just let me register my name, and I didn't ask anything more, I came to see you rightly. "Babao's mother is like a powder jar that explodes as soon as it ignites, Babao only says five words, she can say two sentences. I secretly said in my heart that it was not good, this loud voice might attract the dormitory manager, and I hurriedly went to close the window, leaving only a gap the thickness of my fingers.
"I said, even if I graduate, I won't go home, you die. Babao waved his hand at her, and in two sentences, he gave the order to expel the guest.
"I've given you four years of being out and about, and I've done my best, and I won't give you any more time. It's okay if you don't go with me, your graduation certificate is in my hands, and if you don't have a labor handbook without formalities, no company will accept you, and you don't want to go anywhere. ”
Babao had fire in his eyes, and I didn't know if I would fight with her mother, so I pulled the soy sauce and took a step back quietly.