There is a classic cold joke that says, what are you unhappy about, say it to make me happy?

Facing the irritability of the audience, Su Bai was very calm.

He picked up the glass of water on the table and drank it, the smile in his eyes betraying his good mood.

Speaking of Wen Ruian, the status of this big bull in the martial arts world is comparable to that of the two masters of Jin Gu, the martial arts giants. And he himself has been praised as "the wizard of the martial arts world", "by far the most important contemporary novelist outside Chinese mainland", and is recognized by the literary circles after Jin Guliang as the best choice for oriental martial arts to carry the flag.

Wen Rui'an's masterpiece "The Four Famous Catches" is a classic in martial arts, even though Shuiman Jinshan still has countless fans, the book has sold more than one million, and has been adapted into film and television works more than ten times, which can be said to be not ordinarily wonderful. As soon as such a classic and such a wonderful four famous catches come out, it is natural to clean up a few listeners.

Glancing at the left side of the channel, the number of people in the channel was 83, giving Su Bai a small surprise. As expected, it is not wrong to leave all the audience in order to reach the popularity of fifty. But Su Bai ignored the existence of the word-of-mouth effect, as long as each of the more than 50 viewers greeted a little friend, they would double their popularity.

"Ahem, guys. ”

Unhurriedly put down the water glass, Su Bai made a downward motion towards the camera, and he planned to make a few idle sentences to fill in the last five minutes.

He looked very sincere and said: "It's about to change gears, so instead of finishing it, you might as well put it until next time, and listen to it enough at one time, after all, I need to conceive for delaying the broadcast and reading, and I want to put quality first." ”

Such a statement is reasonable, and sure enough, the audience on the screen no longer urged him to continue, but the message swiping continued.

Little Devil: A good heart plug that just entered the channel

Zuo Da Meng Mengda: Ask for a preview and ask for a preview, you will definitely not refuse the cute and cute little white anchor, you must not be right

Xiaoxiao listens to the rain guest: I strongly ask the anchor to preview the next episode, and it is good to say a few words

Speaking of which, the preview of the next episode can be regarded as the tradition of the broadcast of the water blue star Didi Radio, and most long-form anchors will give the preview of the next episode at the end of the show.

So here's the problem, the classics of the four famous catches, coupled with the strength of the Shui Lanxing Urging Party, is no less than the strength of the earth, and it is justified because of the tradition of Didi broadcasting, and the coaxing audience has the tendency to not continue to swear and not give up, and it is really foolish if it is not appeased well for these ten minutes.

It seems that we need to think of a joke, and art has to reject the audience.

Just as Su Bai was about to speak, Xi Gongzi, who had been diving silently, suddenly jumped out.

Son Xi: Ask for a preview of the next episode and reward a Ferrari

The so-called tip is a gift from the audience to the anchor.

In the gift column of Didi Radio, the value of the gifts ranges from one gold coin to a lollipop and one million villas, and when converted into soft girl coins, they correspond to one dime to ten thousand yuan. After the audience gives it to the anchor, the Didi official and the anchor will be divided according to 37, and most of the Didi anchors' income comes from this.

With the beginning of the West Prince, a new method of coaxing spoilers has been developed in the channel.

"Ask for a preview, send a set of 66 lollipops", "It's not so tyrant, but it's okay to reward a bouquet of roses", "Spoilers for nothing, there are more than 100 gold coins to give" The preview of a string of gifts was immediately swiped on the public screen.

"Ferrari?" Su Bai's eyes lit up.

"If I'm not mistaken, it's a reward worth a thousand soft sister coins.,The 24K pure gold tyrant in front of you.,Is it the must-have rich family's friends around the protagonist? ”

Su Bai was not only entangled: "The audience has shown favor like this, it's really reluctant to refuse directly, is there any workaround......"

didn't think about it, he really figured out a way.

……

As the saying goes, great gods are all spontaneous.

Of course, this is a nice saying, and to put it bluntly, it is capricious.

Fortunately, it doesn't hurt for the gods to be willful, but they are just pampered by fans while carrying forward some small shortcomings, and it is such small shortcomings that finally build the unique labels and characteristics of the gods.

In addition to the water and mopping that are common to the great gods, Wen Dashen is still a standard name, which is especially reflected in the name of the chapter on lifting the ground.

For example-

"If you have to preview the next episode, it's not impossible. ”

Su Bai hesitated for a moment, and then spoke with a righteous face.

"Tell me well beforehand, I personally hate spoilers very much, because it will make the next broadcast boring. There is a saying that says, 'The longer you wait, the happier you will be', and the same is true for broadcasting, the longer you wait, the more exciting it will be. ”

"But......" he said in a long voice, "since the prince of Xi and the audience are so enthusiastic, I really can't afford to live up to everyone's kindness." ”

"Here, I'm going to tell you the title of the next chapter, a little bit of it, without spoiling everyone's interest, how about it?"

No matter how small the mosquito is, it is still meat, and when Su Bai was relieved, the audience immediately replied.

Su Bai narrowed his eyes, and instantly he looked like when he started reading, as if he was thinking.

"The title of the next chapter...... Well, "One to Eleven" ......"

Without waiting for the audience's comments to reply, Su Bai continued to pose with his cheeks in a thinking posture and said, "Isn't there a little bit of a topic, do you want to have one?"

The third chapter below is "One Man Doing Things and Eight People Should Be", and the fourth chapter is also entitled Eleven, which is "Eleven Ten Thousand Urgent". ”

A string of questions was spoken, and the unaware listeners made some guesses.

Xue Tuanzi Meng Mengda: One against eleven, is it cold-blooded to break through with a small number of enemies, but it is impossible that there are only 11 officers and soldiers present, it is not that the cold-blooded is too powerful, only one dares to step forward, or only 11 are light-powered to keep up with the cold-blooded?

One-eyed cat: It looks like a roaring name, but it's really weird, can the anchor say more?

Xiaoxiao listens to Yuke: The anchor has no spoilers at all, and strongly asks to continue

This time, Su Bai, who has always been hidden, is very generous, and he really said a series of questions one after another.

"Further down...... All right. In the following chapters five to eight, they are: "Chopping the Horse", "Deep Throat", "***", and "Fierce Medicine". ”

Four more topics were spoken, and the audience was expected to be unclear, even if it was any book, there was very little information that could be obtained from the title of less than ten words, not to mention that at this moment, Su Bai read out the chapter name of Master Wen.

Su Bai spoke again: "A little more spoiler, the following nine to twelve chapters: "A Lovely Fly", "A Beautiful and Moving Centipede", "A Turtle That Is Difficult for a Good Person to Do", "A Very Quiet and Right Flea". ”

Flies, centipedes, turtles, fleas? What kind of thing is this Nima? It can be said that the Erzhang monk is confused, and the more he listens to it, the more unreliable he feels.

Su Baimian continued without changing his color: "Since everyone is so enthusiastic, I will finish speaking, the last four chapters of this story, the young man's cold-blooded titles are: "Big Bleeding", "Little Crow", "Big Minister", "Little Minister". ”

In the eagerly gaze of the audience, Su Bai said: "Then the whole book is over." ”