At the behest of Mswati III, a strange scene took place in the venue: at the end of the ceremony, a bunch of girls with red feathers on their heads surrounded Yang Meng and crashed into him.

Not to mention that Yang Meng couldn't figure it out, even the audience at the scene didn't understand why.

Because in the final stage, the boy should hit the girl. If the girl accepts the boy's impact and does not dodge, then the two people are interesting. But who has ever seen a girl take the initiative to hit a boy?

Especially the people who came to hit Yang Meng were all members of the royal family with red feathers on their heads, which made everyone even more confused.

And Mswati III is holding an iPad in his hand, and in D is Yang Meng's information------ but he is the head of a country, and the intelligence department is still very powerful. The more he looked at Yang Meng's information, the more he felt that his choice was good, but he didn't expect that this Yang Meng was still a member of the Tesha royal family, and he could still have a good relationship with Tesha, tsk, not bad.

He planned well, but he overlooked a very important issue.

That is Yang Meng, who is stunned and a little tiger, he watched those girls jump and hit him for some reason. He also wanted to understand why.

As the saying goes, 'As soon as Yang Meng thinks, God laughs!' Yang Meng slapped his forehead and figured out what this was for!

"Oh! they're playing 'Fighting Crutches'!" Yang Meng slapped his forehead: "I'm simply a special genius!"

The so-called 'fighting crutches' is a game often played by Chinese children, which is a game in which one leg is independent, the other leg is bent forward, and the hand grabs the foot and attacks the opponent with the knee.

The final part of this Eswatini marriage proposal ceremony is to imitate a zebra, and the jumping and hitting action is indeed quite like a crutch.

Yang Mengle is more than 'fighting crutches'? Lao Tzu has never lost! Regardless of men and women, come one and I will fight another!

So in front of everyone in the audience, everyone saw an unbelievable scene: I saw Yang Meng turn around, knock all the girls who crashed into him and squat on the ground, what kind of god operation is this?

When Yang Meng knocked the last girl who crashed into him to the ground, he raised his index finger at the sky and shouted, "Who else!" and 。。。。。。 No matter how stupid he is, he realizes that something is wrong.

Everyone was stunned and looked at him without saying a word, and then he reacted, he seemed to be in trouble! So when everyone didn't react, he ran away! And ran away with Xiao Peng and Kevin.

Kevin sighed, "Yang, what should I say about you? Did you let those princesses fall and squat, should I admire you or laugh at you?"

Xiao Peng had already covered his stomach and laughed.

Yang Meng glanced at him: "Are you still laughing, let's think about how to run first!"

Xiao Peng said: "No matter how we run, we can't walk along the road, they really want to chase us, they will definitely come along the road, and this car can't be used, the car rental company's cars are installed with GPS, if they find our car, they will definitely find us." ”

Kevin slammed the brakes: "So what do we do?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "What else can I do? According to me, Mengzi, you are gone, right? Sacrifice one of you, and be happy for thousands of families!"

Yang Meng said angrily: "If you really sell me, I guarantee that you will not be able to escape! Do you understand the truth of 'happiness and hardship'? Aren't we brothers?"

"I don't understand, 'I am blessed and I enjoy the hardship, you should be' is pretty much the same. A brother like you is the one who took it out to fight the thunder!Brother, this time I will work hard for you!" Xiao Peng said happily.

Yang ran to the cab angrily, let Kevin go to the co-pilot, hit the accelerator, the car changed direction, don't care about it first, stay away from the road first!

Yang Meng didn't care about the direction, and rushed towards the depths of the wilderness! Xiao Peng didn't care about him, and let him go crazy.

They ran until it was getting dark, and they didn't know where they had gone. But they are not worried, as long as they go west from here, it will definitely go to Africa------ who will let the Eswatini surround Feinan on three sides!

The three men drove the car to a river before stopping.

Kevin was familiar, and after taking out his mobile phone to locate it, he said: "This should be the Vojcha River, and if you walk along this river, you can reach Feinan, but I don't know what to do at the border check." ”

Xiao Peng shrugged: "As long as we can go to the border inspection, are you afraid that we won't be able to pass?" Don't worry, okay, it's getting dark, let's spend the night here." ”

By heart, spending the night by the river is definitely not a good choice. Many people think that when traveling in the wilderness, the camping site should be chosen close to the water source. In fact, this is the wrong choice.

The most suitable camping place should be a leeward place in the highlands. Stay away from forests and rivers.

First of all, there is the possibility of wild beasts in both places, and the possibility of flash floods or collapses in the forests, and the river is not only a place for wild beasts to get water, but also prone to flooding during the rainy season, and now is the time when the rainy season and the dry season are exchanged.

And this is Africa, but there are several animals that can kill humans in the river, such as hippos, crocodiles。。。。。。

Crocodiles don't talk about it, everyone knows how scary they are, but when it comes to hippos, many people don't recognize it----- isn't that a very docile herbivore?

It's true that hippos are herbivores, but as for docile personalities, there is a question mark. At least in the eyes of the African natives, the hippopotamus can only be described by the word 'irritable'.

There are many fierce beasts in Africa, such as lions, leopards, crocodiles, elephants, rhinoceros, hyenas, etc., but in fact, the animals that kill the most people in Africa are not them, but hippos, which everyone thinks are very docile. In Africa, no matter what beast you are, you will take a detour when you see a hippopotamus!

It's true that the hippopotamus is a herbivore, but it has a terrifying bite! Its two big tusks are not ornaments, and it has the largest mouth of any animal on land! That one bite goes down, 1134 kilograms! More than a ton! Whatever it is, it bites straight to death! And it weighs so much, crocodile? Sitting on the skin of a crocodile!

The most terrifying thing is that the female hippopotamus in this breeding period has a strong territorial aggressiveness! This is also related to the habits of the hippopotamus, like the polar bear, the male hippopotamus will kill the cubs of other male hippos, so the female hippopotamus must protect her cubs, then who will abuse whom!

Anyway, when I arrived in Africa, I saw a female hippopotamus with her cubs, so I was right to run as far as I wanted!

But why are Xiao Peng and others so bold and bold? For the sake of convenience, several people still chose to live by the river.

Xiao Peng's ring has food in it, but he can't take it out if he guards Kevin, right? So the responsibility of finding food fell on Yang Meng's head.

Yang Meng walked along the river with the big dog and the small dog, when suddenly the two dogs started barking.

Xiao Peng tilted his head and looked at it, and continued to light the fire there.

Kevin took the wood he found and asked Xiao Peng, "What did Yang find over there?" Be careful not to provoke the hippopotamus. ”

Xiao Peng continued to light the fire there: "Don't worry, the hippopotamus will kneel when he touches him." ”

Kevin obviously didn't believe this, but he looked at Xiao Peng with envy: "I really envy your friendship like this, only a true friend can believe him so much." ”

Xiao Peng grinned: "I have a fart friendship with him, but I am lazy." ”

Kevin smiled, "You're a dishonest person. I've found something delicious!"

Xiao Peng was puzzled: "What?"

I saw Kevin take out a shovel from the car, walk up to a plant that is nearly two meters long, and start plowing the ground. After digging for a long time, I dug up a few things that resembled sweet potatoes from the ground.

Kevin walked back happily: "Look, the cassava I found!"

How do you know that Xiao Peng looked disgusted: "What are you happy about, you can eat this thing without treatment?"

Cassava, like potatoes, is a high-yielding crop that is grown in Africa and is one of the foods commonly eaten by Africans. But this thing can't be dug up and eaten directly, because this cassava contains the cyanate toxin linolenic bitterin, which must be soaked or exposed to the sun before it can be eaten.

If you eat raw or undercooked cassava or drink such cassava soup, it can cause poisoning! If you find cassava in the wild, it must be processed before you can eat it!

And there are not so many conditions to process cassava in the wild, so Xiao Peng looked at the cassava dug up by Kevin and was not cold.

"Then what are we going to eat?" Kevin was puzzled, Xiao Peng looked back, and Mengzi had already walked back: "Oh, the food is back." ”

Kevin looked back, only to see Yang Meng walking over with something on his back, and when he got closer, Kevin took a breath of cool air, feeling that Yang Meng came back with a crocodile on his back.

"This 。。。。。。 Kevin took a breath and asked Yang Meng, "How did you catch this thing?"

What he meant, how did Yang Meng think of eating crocodiles, but Yang Meng replied: "It's simple, the big dog and the small dog lure the crocodile out, and then I jumped on the crocodile's back and held down the crocodile's mouth. Hold his mouth from its back and stab the cervical vertebrae, and the problem is solved. ”

Kevin stretched out his thumb: "You Chinese people eat everything, this is really famous." It feels like everything in Africa is on the recipe of your Chinese people! It feels like you eat everything except people!"

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and shook his head: "You don't know our Huaxia, our Huaxia is very large, but it is definitely not as big as Africa, but 'big and thin', and the history of our Chinese people is the history of fighting hunger." So we respect all food. Do you know what is the greatest miracle in the world? That is, we Chinese people use 5 percent of the world's land to feed 20 percent of the world's population! This is something that cannot be done anywhere in the world!"

Kevin said that the Chinese people eat everything except people, Xiao Peng wanted to tell him the story of 'Yi Zi and eat' when the Chinese people were hungry, but after thinking about it, he still forgot it. Don't scare him.

Kevin was left with a thumbs up.

But to be honest, as more and more Chinese people in Africa have conflicted with the locals over food, Chinese people who come to Africa often have conflicts because they do not respect local customs. For example, donkey meat and dog meat.

Needless to say, donkey meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground, donkey meat hot pot in Sichuan, braised donkey meat in Baoding River, donkey meat roasted, donkey sauce donkey in Lu cuisine, donkey meat in soup in Jiaozuo, Henan, Gaotang donkey meat in Liaocheng, Shandong, donkey meat sausage in Handan, Hebei, salted donkey meat in Qinyang。。。。。。 There are at least a hundred varieties of donkey meat in China.

There are many people who don't eat dog meat, but in the eyes of foodies who love dog meat, it is also supremely delicious! Just listen to the other names of dog meat: 'fragrant meat' and 'ground sheep'! What raw stewed dog meat, yellow braised dog meat, dog meat hot pot, Cantonese dog meat, spicy dog meat pot, mountain city stewed dog meat, and so on.

In China, there are not so many wild dogs, wild asses, and donkeys for human consumption, but there are many such things in Africa! So many people who come to Africa to work have begun to satisfy their hunger, but as everyone knows, this has caused a lot of trouble!

Because in many African countries, such as Ethiopia, dogs and donkeys are absolutely not allowed to eat. This is a custom. It's the same as the reason that Yin San can't eat zebu cows!

There was a case where after the locals found out about the Huaxia Construction Company for stealing dog meat, all the black employees went on strike and even boycotted their projects.

There is also a construction company, there is a reservoir near the station, there are a lot of wild ducks in it, so this company uses the reservoir as a duck farm, every day to catch wild ducks to eat, within a few months, the ducks are eaten, the water is covered with wild duck feathers。。。。。。

Let's just say that the Chinese people in Africa, especially those construction units with more Chinese employees, are engaged in the 'three lights' policy everywhere they go. Pig light, chicken light, game light. The director of the local industrial bureau demanded that the Chinese construction unit must be notified one year in advance before leaving, so that he could call on the local villagers to raise pigs for the Chinese people。。。。。。

This is understandable, after all, the people who go to Africa to work are rough old men, many of whom are migrant workers without higher education, and you let them understand the importance of environmental protection is better than to relieve their appetites, anyway, not in China。。。。。。

However, because of this, Chinese people are not very popular with the locals when they go to some African countries now. Who let those people go out and represent the overall image of China?

Fortunately, Kevin was not a person who cared about those things, but he was curious: "Xiao, how are you going to eat this crocodile?"

Xiao Pengle stretched out a finger and didn't speak.

Kevin was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Yang Meng gave Kevin the answer: "What he means is that he can give you at least a hundred ways to eat crocodiles!"

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