Chapter 57: Scumbag
Su Qingzhi suppressed his anger, he was curious, how could this girl have such a big hand, and the snowball hit the bridge of her nose too painfully, right?
With teary eyes, Gao Chaoqun was hiding in the crowd and secretly looking this way.
"Your uncleβ"
Su Qingzhi gritted his teeth in anger, no wonder he was so accurate and ruthless, it turned out that this thing was making trouble.
He endured the pain and took a detour.
This wild ass beast is playing basketball, and the head is not covered, plus his brute strength...... Heroes don't suffer immediate losses.
Passing by Meng Xiuyi's apartment, I originally wanted to go in and bake a fire for a while, but the door was locked outside, and it seemed that people were not at home.
Back in the dormitory, he stripped himself naked, and then smeared the bone water.
After the snow clears, snowball fights are taking place on the dirt hills, squares, and playgrounds on the campus, and a thick layer of ice has formed on the water surface of the artificial river to the east, and people are skating, and there are cheers and laughter everywhere.
He Wei, Xu Liang and others probably went out to have fun, and it was rare to be quiet in the dormitory, so he lay on the bed and squinted for a while after taking the medicine.
After waking up, I washed my face, put a political book under my armpit, and went to the classroom in a leisurely manner.
The final exam is coming up, and he has to revise well in advance, and his goal is still to hit the top ten.
Chu Xin asked, "Are your injuries better?"
Su Qingzhi said: "That's it, the wound recovers slowly in winter. β
He found a few representative math problems and said, "There are a few things you don't understand, you can tell me about them." β
I was in the classroom all afternoon, and I was about to go to dinner in the evening, when Wang Rui came over, sat in Lin Shuying's position, and said in a weird way: "I heard that you were hit by a car?"
Su Qingzhi looked at him, is the cat crying?
Sure enough, I only heard Wang Rui lower his voice and gloated: "You say, is this retribution?"
Su Qingzhi said: "That's all you have to offer." β
Wang Rui said angrily: "You said that the two of you have nothing to do with each other, but why do you always deliberately approach her?"
Su Qingzhi was speechless.
After the gossip incident, he has been deliberately alienating Su Wenwan and deliberately approaching ...... Where does this begin?
It is said that women are jealous, but Wang Rui is jealous, he is more feminine than women, he can be regarded as a long insight.
Wang Rui looked at his departing figure, his eyes uncertain.
The last time I was 100 yuan, because Xu Liang secretly helped, I almost killed Su Qing.
However, this time Xu Liang didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong, so he let him wear out his mouth, and this guy didn't do it anymore.
Without this inside line, he wouldn't know how to attack Su Qingzhi for a while, because this guy is too well-behaved and has no handle to catch at all.
The superb people are in good spirits at happy events.
Once upon a time, he took the initiative to stuff love letters to others, and it often happened that he was rejected, and when he met a girl with a violent temper, he directly tore up the love letter and then threw him in the face.
Of course, I have also met a girl with a personality like Lin Shuying, who directly submitted a love letter to Director Tie of the Political and Educational Department......
However, this is no longer the case.
Turn over the peasants and put them singing.
At the New Year's Day Gala, a song "Middle School Days" made him a powerful singer, with countless fans, and love letters flew like snowflakes, and he couldn't stop it.
Of course, he didn't think about blocking it, this kind of thing, those who come don't refuse, the more the merrier.
On Sunday night, he carried a large pile of love letters back to the dormitory, closed the door, put them on the bed one by one, and said with a stiff face: "It's too unusual, the girls nowadays are not reserved at all, how can they be so naked ^ naked, so shameless to write love letters to me?
Well, this thing is so forceful, and the cheap words and deeds make people want to rush up and slap him twice.
However, the snowflake-like love letter really envied a few single cocks in the 409 dormitory.
He Wei opened one, cleared his throat, and read: "We are like a parabola, you are the focus, I am the alignment, how deep you want me, how true I will be when I read you." Zero vectors can have many directions, but only one length, just like me, can have many friends, but only one you, worthy of my protection. β
The eyes of several people in the dormitory widened.
Parabola?
Focus?
Directrix?
Zero vector?
It turns out that love letters can be so mathematical, and the person who wrote this letter is definitely from a science class, otherwise he would not have such a deep mathematical understanding.
Xu Liang also opened one and read: "Ah, the person I like! Ever since I saw you in the auditorium that day, ripples have rippled in my calm heart, like a wooden bar with sparks meets pure oxygen, like a burning magnesium bar stimulating a hydrogen-chlorine mixture. I miss you all the time, just as you consume oxygen all the time. β
After reading, dormitory 409 was silent.
Everyone looks at me, I look at you, and they are all a little confused.
Oxygen, magnesium bars, hydrogen-chlorine mixtures......
This love letter is too chemical, isn't it?
Anyway, are all girls in science classes writing love letters like this?
They're a bunch of liberal arts men.
"Look, there's a physical love letter here. β
Cheng Xueyu looked at the opened love letter and couldn't wait to read: "You are a magnet, in your magnetic field, I am deeply attracted to you." β
Mathematics, Chemistry, Physics...... The girls in the science class really put what they have learned into practice!
At this time, Liu Jianguo pulled out a mysterious letter of letters, and after reading it for a long time, he didn't understand what it meant, so he beckoned a few people to refer to it together.
He Wei opened his mouth wide in shock: "It doesn't look like English." β
Xu Liang pointed to one of the letters and said, "This 'Nb' must mean 'awesome', and I don't know anything else." β
Several people turned their eyes to Gao Chaoqun for help, and he smiled: "Dude, I thought it was written in English." β
Well, even the main owner didn't understand it, and this love letter was a failure enough.
"I've heard of this girl, she is in class 13 of science in the third year of high school, and she is very good at studying......" Cheng Xueyu exclaimed after seeing the payment.
When everyone heard this, they became interested again, handed the love letter to Su Qingzhi, and said, "Old Su, look at what is written on it." β
Su Qingzhi put down the history textbook in his hand and took the love letter, only to see that the letters on it were arranged like this:
H-At-Tc.
Os-As-At-Ge-Nb.
Nb-Pu-Kr-Y-Pu-Li-Os.
Zn-Li-Pu-Kr-YU-Ti-Ag.
He was also a little confused, and he didn't understand what it meant.
However, considering the previous love letters to mathematics, chemistry, and physics, he felt that he should start with this aspect.
"Xu Liang, don't you have a periodic table of chemical elements under your bed? This 'H' probably means 'hydrogen', you mark the Chinese characters of the remaining elements......
Xu Liang found the periodic table, and several people marked the letters on the love letter one by one.
H is hydrogen, At is astatine, Tc is technetium, Os is osmium, and As is arsenic......
It took a lot of work to finally translate this difficult love letter:
My dear
I love you dearly,
You can't ignore me,
There can be no one else in your heart!
He Wei, Xu Liang and others were not calm, the dormitory exploded in an instant, the girls in the science class are too talented, this is the rhythm of going against the sky!
Gao Chaoqun wiped his sweat weakly.
Even if such a girl looks like a fairy, he doesn't dare to ask for it, there is no common language......
Several people opened all the love letters, and it turned out that all of them were written by girls in the science class, and there was not a single one in the liberal arts class.
What's going on?
In the end, Su Qingzhi broke the mystery in one sentence: "The girls in the liberal arts class know that he is a scumbag. β