"Looking for Mr. Wang, a super paparazzi, due to a mistake in Weibo customer service, I deleted your account by mistake, my company decided to apologize in person, Weibo returned to normal, and immediately restored your account, and the contact number was eight eggs. ”

As soon as the banner advertisement came out, everyone in the world of red customers knew that this was Weibo's decision to soften, because he couldn't find the super paparazzi himself, so he apologized in the form of an advertisement in the place where the program ape was infested.

"Routines, all routines, and customer service mistakes, if enough words can be written on the advertisement, it is estimated that the customer service has been fired a few words. ”

"It's the most gratifying thing to restore your account immediately, you can't open Weibo, how can you restore someone's account. ”

"After two or three days of detainment, I finally couldn't help it, I knew why I was so arrogant. ”

"It is estimated that Weibo will never dare to be so rampant in the future, if any blogger is treated unfairly, he only needs to cry on the Weibo of the super paparazzi king, which can scare Weibo to death. ”

Everyone likes to watch the excitement, as long as it is not a problem with their own website, such technical nerds in the world of red customers also have an entertainment heart.

About an hour after the banner came out, a post on the forum was pinned in red, and the poster turned out to be a super paparazzi king.

"No sincerity. ”

There are four words written on the post.

The technical nerds who were watching from the world of red guests looked at the post and were stunned, this is really the super paparazzi king appeared?

"Wouldn't it be that the four-word post was put to the top?"

"You're stupid, you didn't see who the poster was, I'm a programmer with someone with such a low IQ, I really feel ashamed. ”

"It's not going to be a real super paparazzi, I'm a little uncomfortable with this popping up. ”

"Master, if you still accept apprentices, I'm going to take my girlfriend to find you. ”

This post of the super paparazzi king has not been out for a long time, and the banner ad at the top of the red guest world has changed again.

"Begging to raise your noble hand, we already know that we are wrong, the conditions are mentioned casually, and the contact number is eight sticks. ”

It may be that the top management of Weibo is guarding the world of red guests, at this time, when I saw the post with no sincerity, this time Weibo's apology posture was much more humble, and he directly posed in a posture of begging for people, and the words were very clear, as long as you can make Weibo operate normally, the conditions are open casually, money is not a problem, and you want a beautiful woman to give you a whole room.

"I'm a grass, is this still Weibo, Weibo is so tall in my heart, don't talk about touching, I'm careful at a glance, how can I feel so cheap now. ”

"It seems that even Bilian doesn't want it, I didn't accept Weibo before, but now I really accept it. ”

Weibo company headquarters, now there are only a dozen people in the whole building, thousands of people in the company are all on holiday, can you do it without a holiday, Weibo has not been opened in the past three days, and thousands of people are still fighting landlords on this floor without holidays.

If you really fight the landlord, that scene, think about it is very spectacular.

The boss of the company, who usually can't see it once a month, is sitting in the middle of the desk in the conference room with an angry face, and the company's executives are on both sides.

"This super paparazzi king is really not a thing, and if Weibo can't be opened in a day, you will have to lose more than 10 million. ”

"Money is still a small thing, and a loss of festival is a big thing. ”

The conference room is full of discussions, and both sides are full of senior managers from various departments of the company, all of whom are people with status, but they are sitting in the conference room waiting for a person's call.

I've been waiting for almost three hours, and the phone still hasn't moved.

"Ahem, there is a question I haven't asked, who deleted the account of the super paparazzi, and I heard that the two million bounty that the onlookers rewarded him was also confiscated. The Weibo boss asked.

"Boss, it was our commercial operations department that notified the technical department to delete the number, as for the two million bounty, it was confiscated because the paparazzi's video violated the rules. Said the vice president of operations.

"Who signed it?"

"Boss, it's me who signed it. Said the vice president of operations.

"Well, you've been fired, and you'll go through the formalities when the company comes to work. ”

"Boss, you can't fire me, we signed a contract, and according to the contract, I will compensate five times the liquidated damages if you open it. The vice president of the operation department said excitedly that he had a gray income of one or two hundred million a year in the operation department, which would be a great loss if he was opened.

The Weibo boss sneered and said: "Is it five times the liquidated damages, it's not enough to stop the website for half a day, get out immediately." ”

The vice president of the operation department left the conference room tremblingly, and as soon as he walked on his front foot, the phone rang, and the conference room was very quiet at this time, and no one dared to speak out loud.

The Weibo boss picked up the phone and said, "Hello, may I ask who you are?"

"The person you want to see the most. ”

"How can I trust you?"

"You open it to see if the homepage of Weibo has been updated. ”

The Weibo boss held the phone in one hand and clicked on the Weibo homepage on his notebook with the other, only to see a line of words changed in the hateful box on the homepage: Nima knows what she has done wrong.

The Weibo boss glanced at the words on it and said into the microphone: "So you are really a super paparazzi king." ”

"It doesn't matter if it's a super paparazzi king, the important thing is that I can make Weibo never open, you can look at the homepage of Weibo. ”

The Weibo boss refreshed the homepage of Weibo again, only to see some words reappear in the box on the homepage: a young man said: "I have a big ideal, if it is realized, there will be no more strife in the world, so I need a lot of money, can the master help me?" After listening to this, the master took out a child's hat and a pair of children's gloves for the young man to put on, and asked: "How do you feel?" The young man said: "My hands and head are a little tight." The master said, "Me too."

This turned out to be a joke.

"I want to ask, can you understand your IQ? ”

The Weibo boss was very hurt and said, "I can understand, please give me a card number." ”

"Then you find a pen, and in two minutes you can refresh Weibo and take a look. ”

The boss of Weibo was busy looking for someone to ask for a pen, and two minutes later he refreshed Weibo, only to see that the text in the box on the homepage of Weibo had changed to a line of numbers: 37585858XX.

After remembering the number, the Weibo boss said into the phone: "Please give me ten minutes." ”

"Okay, within an hour, immediately restore the account of the super paparazzi. ”

When the Weibo boss heard that this was the super paparazzi king, he was about to loosen his mouth, and said in surprise: "It must be." ”

After hanging up the phone, the Weibo boss instructed the finance department to quickly transfer money to this account, and ordered all employees to arrive at their posts quickly.

Weibo has been suspended for almost three days, and many things are waiting to be dealt with.

(Students, don't wait for me, I'll take a nap first, get up and continue writing.) )