Chapter 4 The most embarrassing thing in the world

Heaven and earth are yellow, the universe is desolate,

It has to be said that the sages were more philosophical in understanding the mysteries of the universe than modern technology, and according to the introduction of the system, the classification of exercises in the mall also follows such laws.

The Yellow Order Exercises can stimulate the potential of the human body, so that human beings can maximize the use of their own strength, use the body to draw qi, open monuments and gravel, and fly eaves and walls;

On the basis of stimulating oneself, the Xuanjie Gong method communicates spiritual power, the unity of body and consciousness, the insight into everything around us, and the greatest effect is achieved in the simplest way.

And the higher level of the earth, and even the law of the heavenly level can communicate the power of heaven and earth, borrowing the power of the law, according to legend, cultivating to the extreme has the ability to destroy the heavens and the earth, but according to the system, since the formation of this planet, only one person has barely practiced to the first glimpse of the door, but even so, he has also achieved an ancient emperor - although Wang Chen does not know him, but when he hears the system call his emperor name, he is still shocked to close his mouth, he is called Yingzheng, the emperor is the first emperor.

The Five Elements Decision, the Xuan-level advanced exercises, infinitely close to the existence of the ground level, can be regarded as barely touching a trace of the power of the laws of heaven and earth.

As the name suggests, the Five Elements Determination is a method that uses the power of the five elements, which form a perfect cycle for all things in the world. As long as the power of the five elements exists, Wang Chen will not perish, and similarly, as long as the opponent's strength does not surpass the five elements, Wang Chen's attack methods will emerge in endlessly.

Wang Chen carefully comprehended the mystery contained in this exercise in the system space, but obviously he was not a genius of cultivation, and after feeling it carefully for a long time, he did not find even the slightest trace of the power of the five elements in his body.

"Huh, no, that's not how the script is written...... Wang Chendan thought bitterly, "Not every protagonist has a halo, and he gets the top exercises at the beginning, and then he can soar into the sky without any practice, and then he can go out and play with people...... Why is my plot wrong...... Could it be that I have a problem with my intelligence?"

"System, how can you look at your own attributes?" Wang Chen vaguely remembered that before he fell into a coma, he seemed to have heard the system say that there was an attribute or something like that, which included intelligence.

"The host can view your properties panel - the host is coming out, please later. ”

Immediately after that, Wang Chen saw that the light spots on the system panel moved again, and the original mall interface disappeared, followed by a golden circle, which kept rotating in the middle of the panel, uh, there was a line of words underneath - loading......

"Hold the grass, this system was invented by a foreigner?" Wang Chen didn't know the meaning of these letters, to be exact, he still hadn't figured out whether the letters were 24 or 28, and Mr. Zhu hadn't explained it, so when he saw these letters, his first reaction was that the R&D personnel of this system must be a crooked nut!

After looking at it for a long time, Wang Chen didn't guess the meaning of these letters, and the golden circle that kept spinning didn't seem to stop.

"That...... System? Are you still there?"

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"System, are you asleep?"

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"Damn, aren't you dead?" Wang Chen suddenly remembered that Teacher Zhuzi had said that machines in the city would die, just like people, but machines could be resurrected when they died.

It's good to be a machine, at least it won't really die.

"Ding...... The system has detected an error in attribute retraction and is rolling back ......"

Attribute retraction...... Wang Chen finally remembered this stubble, before he fell into a coma, this unreliable system said that when he improved his various attributes, his hand slipped and pressed 0...... And then it's time to take it back......

"The system itself is based on its ability to press the wrong attributes, why should it be withdrawn!" Wang Chen thought indignantly, but he didn't seem to be able to do anything about the system, so he could only pray for God's blessing.

"Ding, the system rollback is complete-

The current host profile is as follows:

Host Name: Wang Chen

Title: 'Spicy Chicken That Even 286 Is Faster Than You, Fighter in Spicy Chicken', 'Aircraft Carrier in Spicy Chicken', 'Poor Dick Silk Who Loves to Be Angry'

Strength: 107+80

Dexterity: 106+60

Intelligence: 105

Spirit: 106+50

Stamina: 107+150

Lucky: 100

Charisma (Hidden Attribute): 10

Skill: None

Exercises: Five Elements Decision - Xuanjie Low Level (Not yet introduced)

Equipment: Nether Set

Currency Possession:

Spit value: 0 points

Rage: 20 points

Malicious value: 10 points

Imagination: 10

"Amitabha, Infinite Heavenly Venerable, Hallelujah, hahahaha, my attribute baby, you are really still there!" The apprehensive mood finally returned to calm, replaced by endless joy, the feeling of one foot in heaven and one foot in hell Wang Chen has experienced it several times today.

"System!"

"Ding...... Host, please. ”

"System!"

"Ding...... I'm here, host, please!"

"System!"

"Ding...... Congratulations to the host for getting 20 points of malicious value from the system......"

"System!, look at my current attributes, is it awesome?" Wang Chen finally asked after gaining 20 malicious points, but his tone was obviously a little weak.

"Tested to be more capable of the host than most of its ...... in the current dimension," the system said impatiently.

"Oh, how many other small groups are there? Who are they? What are their names, do you know?"

"Ding...... Congratulations to the host for getting 50 malicious points from the system......"

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After repeatedly confirming that there was no other useful information that could be asked from the mouth of the system, and after browsing the system mall several times, and scolding for a long time that 'the system is a profiteer', Wang Chen was satisfied and withdrew from the system space.

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His eyes lit up again, and it was the incandescent tube with two blackened ends, Wang Chen began to think about what kind of place this was, he turned his head hard, and found that there was a machine on his right side that was constantly emitting rhythmic "Didi" sound, many threads stretched out from the machine, some black, some white, like an octopus with black and white tentacles, some of the black tentacles were connected to other nearby machines, and some did not know where to go;

"Kara......" Wang Chen could feel the door of this room being pushed open, followed by a burst of unhurried footsteps, and then a middle-aged woman dressed in white appeared in Wang Chen's field of vision.

"You're awake? You've been in a coma for seven hours. Seeing that Wang Chen was looking at herself with her eyes open, the middle-aged woman said casually, her footsteps did not stop, until she walked to the 'big octopus', "The heart rate and blood pressure are normal, I am doing several tests, if they are normal, I can be discharged from the hospital." ”

As she spoke, the middle-aged woman began to walk out.

"That...... Auntie ...... "Wang Chen was a little nervous at this time, not because he was worried about his physical condition, nor because of how majestic this middle-aged woman was, but because of ...... Wang Chen wanted to pee a little...... After being in a coma for seven hours, plus a few hours on the hillside with Erya before, Wang Chen has probably not decompressed his bladder for nearly half a day......

"Ding...... Congratulations to the host for obtaining 50 malicious points from Wang Yuan'e...... "Huh, who is this Wang Yuan'e?" Wang Chen wondered, he never seemed to have offended such a person?

Just when Wang Chen was puzzled, the middle-aged woman suddenly said loudly with a sharp voice: "Auntie Who? I'm only 25 this year!"

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“25…… Have you lost 20 years?" Of course, Wang Chen didn't dare to say his true thoughts, Teacher Zhuzi taught Wang Chen more than once: 'Women are the creatures that cannot be offended, and the best way to offend women is to laugh at their age, remember! Remember!' Looking at the eyes of the woman in front of him as if they were about to breathe fire, Wang Chen couldn't help but think of Teacher Zhuzi's teachings.

"That...... Big sister ......"

"Who is the eldest sister!" The middle-aged woman was still staring at Wang Chen with fierce eyes, but her tone was not as fierce as the last time, "Do you want to call the nurse sister to know?"

Wang Chen's cold ...... Is she really the legendary angel in white...... Looking at this figure, no matter what, it can't be related to the word "sister", right......

"That ......" Wang Chen finally couldn't bear to scream, he gritted his teeth, and simply chose to ignore the title that the other party said, "I want to go to the toilet......"

"There's a urine bag, pee yourself!" 'Sister Nurse' threw down the sentence and turned her head and walked out, slamming the door shut.

"Ding...... Congratulations to the host for obtaining 50 ......malicious points from Wang Yuan'e, "Sure enough, before leaving, I didn't forget to drop some malicious value for myself."

Wang Chen finally couldn't hold back, and chose to release him on the bed, and the 'nurse sister' didn't lie to him, there was really a urine bag, although this feeling was still a little weird, but at this time, he had accumulated to the verge of exploding, and he had no time to take care of these.

"Kara!" A door rang suddenly, and Wang Chen, who was enjoying the release, almost shook off the urine bag out of bed.

"Brother Xiaochen, the nurse said you woke up, you really woke up!"

"Xiao Chenzi, you can worry us a lot!

"Tatsuko! I heard my sister say that you broke your head! Do you still know me?"

If he was just nervous by the sudden sound of the door opening just now, then now Wang Chen was really frightened when he saw everyone rushing in with a concerned face...... With the trembling of his body caused by fright, the urine bag that was already crumbling finally left Wang Chen's body...... The yellow-brown liquid spread down the mattress, and soon a few mischievous drops fell to the ground in full view......

"It's over......" Wang Chen thought.

"It's over," thought everyone...... "they're all incontinent...... What a good boy, but I'm afraid that thing won't hit......"

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There is nothing more embarrassing in the world than to release it in front of many people......