Chapter 167: Have You Ever Seen a Haunted?
This Liu is blind, don't look old, his eyes are also blind, but this oral kung fu is really not learned by ordinary people, he is good at telling books, and occasionally he has a ventriloquist, not to mention how similar it is. Some of the people in the restaurant simply stopped their chopsticks to listen to him, and from time to time they shouted hello.
The boss personally walked out of the kitchen with the food, brought it to us, and glanced at the blind man Liu who was telling the story of demons and monsters, "Don't mind, brothers, I look at the blind man and blame the pitiful, so I have been taking him in, he likes to tell people a book when he is fine, and I will take care of his food." It's just that this old man sometimes doesn't have a door. I heard the guy say, he's talking nonsense again, right?"
Fan Laoqi, a foodie, didn't actually look at the food, but squinted at Liu Blind, "This old man has something." ”
Actually, I was really hungry, so I picked up my chopsticks and started eating. Wang Jing and Xu Lingxue saw that I was moving chopsticks, and they were not polite. Xu Lingxue casually sandwiched a large piece of meat for me, and Wang Jing, as if not to be outdone, also gave me a pair of chopsticks, and my bowl of rice became a meat rice bowl after a while. Fan Laoqi looked at the two of them, "Heh, okay, if my second boss sees it, I'll see how you all end." ”
The boss didn't leave after delivering the food, he dragged a stool and sat there listening to the blind man's story, smashing his mouth while listening, and whispered to himself, "Nonsense, it wasn't like this at the time." ”
I looked at Fan Laoqi, and he nodded. The boss seemed to sense that I heard it, so he quickly stood up and whispered to me, "Don't think about it, I just said that what he said is not authentic." ”
Fan Laoqi said while nibbling on the ribs, "Okay, don't hide it, it's all your own family." Look at your restaurant, not counting the four tables of guests we and Blind Liu, just a table of normal people, how many times have we told you, ghosts want them to mix less with living people, even if they don't harm people, the yang energy on the living people will naturally be sucked away by them unconsciously. ”
The boss wiped his hands with an apron, "Brother Seven, you see, they are all dead, and you have to let them fulfill their last wish before they go on the road, right?"
Fan Laoqi put down the bones in his hand and pointed at the boss, "This product is the ghost of this, when he was alive, he was the chef of the queen, and the big boss asked him to be the ghost of this piece." ”
We were eating and chatting with the boss, and suddenly we heard a "bang", something was rolling on the ground, and I was almost deaf with a scream that resounded through the sky, and the two figures crawled out of the restaurant. I put down the chopsticks in my hand, a headless body lay on the ground and touched it back and forth, a round thing that was not in the middle of winter fell to the boss's feet, and the boss sighed, "Yes, I was scared away before I gave the money." ”
Fan Laoqi laughed, watching the boss pick up a human head from the ground. The boss walked up to the body with his head, put his head on his cavity, and scolded, "I told you, pay attention to the parts, don't mess with them!"
I glanced at the blind man, who stopped talking, and listened to it for a long time before sighing, "Hey, there is not even a living person in this place, it's boring." He was about to walk out with his crutches, passed by me, and patted me on the shoulder, "Little brother, go back, if it's gone, it's better than if it's not your own." ”
I stood up and wanted to stop him, but Fan Laoqi suddenly reached out and pulled me and shook my head, and didn't let go of my hand until the blind man went out. Seeing that there was no one else, the boss clapped his hands and looked at the three tables of guests, "Okay, you don't have any regrets, right? I will send your corpse back to you, and your ghost will come out, let our waiter send you to reincarnation." ”
The people at the table fell on the table in response, and their faces, which were originally the same as those of the living, turned purple and blue, which were the faces of the dead. Their ghosts came out of their bodies and stood in a line, and the waiter came out of the back kitchen, dressed in a neat suit and wearing sunglasses.
"Hey, when did Hades become so generous, and he put suits and sunglasses on his subordinates. Xu Lingxue played with the toothpick in her hand and watched the waiter walk out of the hotel with the ghost. The waiter also looked at me as he left.
The boss looked at the corpse lying on the table, and with a wave of his hand, the corpse was gone. Only a few of us and the owner were left in the whole hotel.
"I said, although you are not against the rules, it is not good for you to forcibly keep them in your body. Fan Laoqi gritted his teeth and looked at the boss who came over.
"Seventh brother, we are also people who have died, and we also know that those who have died have regrets, and it is a little bit to be satisfied. The boss sat next to us, "By the way, Brother Seven, what are you doing here here?
"Nothing, find someone. ”
"Who?"
"The surname is Cai. ”
"You mean, the cripple Cai who plays with paper?"
Cripple Cai, this name is really chic.
Fan Laoqi glanced at me, and knew that I pouted and wanted to complain about the name, "Anyone who has the ability to spy on the heavens and understand the yin and yang feng shui masters will definitely fulfill the widow, widow, loneliness, and remnants of one or several, which is normal." ”
"Seventh brother, what are you looking for that stubborn old man?"
"Don't ask what you shouldn't. Fan Laoqi patted his belly, "Eat and drink enough, it's time to go on the road." ”
It's strange to hear it.
The boss also followed Fan Laoqi to stand up, "Brother Qi, brother is not stopping you, that old man is really stubborn anymore, you said, everyone in his village is dead, he is the only one left, he is still alive and dead, and he doesn't listen to what he says." How scary would it be if it was haunted in the middle of the night?"
Wang Jing and Xu Lingxue and I looked at the serious look of the shopkeeper who didn't want to be joking, and I couldn't help asking, "Boss, you said that village is haunted?"
"But it's not!" the boss frowned at me when he saw me ask, like an old lady gossiping on the street.
"Then you, have you seen it all these years?"
"No, I've been here for more than 100 years, and I haven't seen it. ”
I seriously doubt that this thing really remembers being a?
Fan Laoqi couldn't hold back a smile, "Okay, it's not close to dark, we have to go." Do you have a car?"
"Yes! it's all ready!" the boss made a gesture of please, and a few of us went out. When I got to the door, I didn't see the big jeep that I imagined to be a ghostly difference, but I saw two bicycles, the kind of two-eight big bars.
Fan Laoqi trembled and pointed his finger, "You just said this?"
The boss was also embarrassed, "Brother Seven, let's be hard, I have paid a fine and confiscated my salary, and these two babies are left, and the village road of Cai Cripple that you are going to find can't be driven in by a four-wheeled car." ”
Wang Jing and Xu Lingxue didn't say a word, one occupied the big bar and the other occupied the back seat, and they patted the car seat and asked me to sit on it. I look at Fan Laoqi's weight again, he doesn't know if he can stand this tire by himself.
We got on our bikes and pedaled along the path in front of the door.
The northeast is worthy of the northeast, and there are lush forests on both sides of this path, and the wind blows the rustle of leaves. There was no one else but us along the way.
"Brother Seven, do you think there will be a tiger or other beast suddenly popping out of this place?" I asked as I pedaled.
Without waiting for Fan Laoqi to speak, Wang Jing, who was sitting on the big bar, suddenly pointed to the side of the road not far ahead, "Look, is there a tombstone there?"
"What's the tombstone?" said Xu Lingxue, who was sitting in the back, hugging my waist.
I looked at it carefully, grinning and laughing, "The tombstone is nothing, but there is a person sitting on the tombstone!"