Some people who put on old qualifications often say such things.

I've eaten more salt than you've ever eaten rice, and I've walked more roads than you've crossed bridges.

As a pit goods who don't play cards according to common sense, Su Bai has always been very uninterested in such a guy who relies on the old and sells the old.

Until this day, a senior traverser told him with practical actions: I have carried more books than you have read.

He was finally speechless.

"Well, I'll admit that it's not realistic to go through all of his writings before the Shak Shao Cup and the Summer Festival. ”

"Besides, there are probably books carried by my predecessors, there are probably those I haven't read, not only to read his works, but also to look up in the search engine, whether there is a similar bibliography of the earth, which is even more troublesome, there is no one that can't be done in a month or two. ”

Su Bai sat in front of the computer desk, and the bottomless book list in the screen was overwhelming.

"It's probably too late to tidy up completely, so let's take care of this summer festival first. Su Bai sighed in compromise.

He tore off the original page of the notebook "List of Predecessors Transport" and wrote the title of "Summer Festival Plan" on the top of the new page.

Didi Summer Festival, starting from July 10 and ending on August 20, is a total of 40 days, with a fixed schedule and continuous broadcasting.

In terms of time alone, Su Bai's current two books, the rise of the great powers and the four famous catches, can't be finished.

But from the perspective of a pit goods, this content is far from enough.

"It's a bit of a hassle to read it every day. ”

Su Bai turned his pen and thought: "On the first day, I heard the four famous catches, and the middle was just the rise of a great power every other day, and on the third day, I could hear the four famous catches again, but this level of interval rhythm, how can the audience enjoy the fun of waiting, let alone three or five days or a week." ”

"In this way, in addition to the four famous catches and the rise of great powers, at least five or six more books to choose from. ”

"The best-case scenario is that each book has a different classification, and the farther the category is, the more grinding it becomes......"

With a small abacus in his heart, when he thought of pitting people, the irritability of sorting out the book list suddenly disappeared, and Su Bai only felt that the whole person was cute.

He flipped out the official website of the Summer Festival, and there were more than a dozen sub-categories under the big category of novel broadcasting, and he turned his eyes and picked them one by one.

"Pit people, first of all, you can pit if you are popular, since you have changed books every day, you might as well find the hottest classification to read. ”

Su Bai is recording in the notebook according to the classification of popularity.

In Didi Radio, the most popular classification is supernatural horror, followed by martial arts green forest, followed by complaining funny, ancient romance, historical and military...... He analyzes the past one by one.

"First of all, supernatural horror, this category is now mainly the field of a group of female anchors selling cuteness, most of the content is horror short stories, and the audience is mainly young male viewers who are looking for excitement, and they need to find a new horror novel. ”

Su Bai thought for a moment with a strand of hair, and wrote a name on the paper.

"Then hell's an apartment," he decided.

"The most famous work of the horror god Black Tinder Fire in "Hell Apartment" is a very classic infinite stream horror novel, whether it is its sequel "Dead Curse Island" or the subsequent horror infinite stream novel "Hell Cinema", it is not as good as the rhythm and oppression of this book, especially the setting of the invincible ghosts in it, which is a classic among the classics. ”

"From the very beginning, this book throws out a wonderful setting, which can attract the audience's attention, and it is a long-form serialized story, and the audience is more sticky. ”

"It's enough to be placed in a group of female anchors who sell cuteness for a living......"

Second only to the supernatural horror classification is the classification of martial arts green forest, and on most broadcast platforms, martial arts are put together with Xianxia. But in Didi Radio, because of the high popularity of the martial arts classification, it is classified separately as the martial arts green forest.

Of course, no matter how popular the martial arts classification is, the classic works of the great god Wen Ruian are enough to live.

Su Bai wrote "The Four Famous Catches" directly behind this article, after the cold-blooded youth, there was a ruthless iron hand chasing after the young man, and after "The Four Famous Hunting Generals", there were also Zhen Kanto, Huijing Division, Skeleton Painting, Reverse Water Cold, etc., it was enough to read it for a year.

Seeing the third classification, Su Bai had a headache.

"It's funny, what kind of literary classification is this?"

Su Bai looked up in the search engine, and there was no such classification on the earth.

He clicked on some radio stations marked with funny complaints, and watched them for a long time before he understood.

In Didi Radio, the funny spit classification is also a classification where interaction is greater than broadcasting.

Contrary to the situation where there are female anchors in the supernatural horror category, most of the anchors in this category are the classification of male anchors who chat with the audience and talk to each other, one "brothers" and one "old iron".

Most of their broadcast content is the latest jokes and short jokes on the Internet, and there are also so-called "commentators" who specialize in commenting and maliciously complaining about classic novels.

"It's obviously a category for novel broadcasting, but it's not just that the female anchor's broadcast and reading can be untechnical, but even the male anchor can also do it, which is really ......"

Su Bai didn't know what to say.

Originally, when he saw the classification topic of "funny complaints", several suitable works flashed in his mind, such as the light-hearted colloquial "The First Chaos in History", the witty and obscene "Fake Hero", and the crazy and funny "Infinite Death" with a neurotic protagonist......

But now, he suddenly didn't want to read any of these lighthearted, funny, and funny enough books.

"A traverser, if you can't lead a new fashion, then what kind of traverser is you," Su Bai said to himself.

"If you want to find a novel with laughter and tears, the setting must be amazing, the laughter must be sufficient, the connotation must be profound, and it must be able to be serialized. ”

"Well, it's really hard to find, after all, novels are not anime or movies, and you can add funny elements if you want to. Even Lao She, who is known for his style of writing and humor, is often criticized for being too deliberate. ”

When I think of anime and movies, classic anime movies and TV series cross my mind: Assassination Classroom, The Big Bang Theory, Forrest Gump, and the gift of Room Seven......

In this series of film and television works, Su Bai believes that the most suitable for the current is the assassination classroom.

This work not only meets all of the above conditions, but the dubbing of the octopus is also very distinctive, and Su Bai can also show off his ventriloquism by the way.

"I really want to read, I want to read, I want to read the assassination classroom. ”

Su Bai searched in Du Niang Encyclopedia, but he didn't find the novel version of the assassination classroom with a lot of effort, but he always felt that it was a little worse when he found other stories.

The animated version of the assassination classroom was broadcast in his mind, and the demonic laughter of killing the teacher "Angry Road Huhu" swirled in his mind for a long time, and a bold idea suddenly sprouted in his heart.

"By the way, can I play the animation of the assassination classroom in my brain and translate the animation into a novel at the same time?"

Su Bai's eyes lit up: "Although it is difficult, it seems that it may seem to be feasible?"