Probationary period Chapter 5 So many fools
The big sale of the IQ recharge card caught Lu Yulin by surprise! In his opinion, how could such an inconsequential tricky prop be hot-sold? It was with this kind of thought that he didn't care about this treasure at all.
Sold one on the first day.
What he thought to himself was that there was really a stupid lack of money to buy such a thing. It seems that there are quite a lot of fools!
Two were sold the next day.
If you look at the address, they are all sent to the same place. It seems that the same person bought it.
I think this fool is very stupid! It is estimated that the IQ will not exceed 20.
On the third day, 100 tickets were sold out.
The address is still sent to the same place, is there really such a stupid person in the world?
Lu Yulin finally sensed that something was wrong! He asked the trick system, and the reply he got was that the system would not reveal the function of any treasure in the store to the host, nor would it allow the host to reveal or hint at the function of the treasure to customers, otherwise, the host would be punished. Specific penalties are yet to be determined.
The next three days were still sold out.
Still sent to the same place.
Lu Yulin felt that there must be some tricks in the middle, which he didn't know!
Then, other addresses began to buy one after another, and people began to inquire one after another.
The mischievous kitten asked:
"Your IQ recharge card, can it really improve IQ?"
Lu Yulin replied:
"You believe it has, it has! You believe it doesn't, it doesn't. ”
Is this man in the water?
"Ding-dong! The naughty kitten has bought your baby!"
Can't you hear that I'm perfunctory to him? Don't you want to be so willful!
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The loose hard candy cube asked:
"What's so special about the IQ recharge card, and why would my friend buy it in large quantities?"
Lu Yulin said in his heart, how do I know?
"I don't know! Maybe you should ask him. ”
The loose hard candy cube made a pouting emoji:
"Tell the baby! For this reason, I didn't sleep well last night! Poor sleep is a big taboo for women, and the skin will deteriorate and become old easily! Please!"
You're not my girlfriend, I don't care if your skin is good or not!" Lu Yulin thought to himself and replied:
"The baby's life is also very miserable! Last night, a few young ladies had to ask me, so I didn't sleep well at night. You know, poor sleep is a big taboo for women, the skin will deteriorate, and it is easy to get old!"
The scattered hard candy nuggets returned a thumbs-up picture:
"Forget it! If you don't answer, you won't answer! Why should a woman be embarrassed by a woman!"
"Ding-dong! Scattered hard candy bought your baby!"
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"I used your IQ recharge card, and it seems that my IQ has really improved. "I am a middle school teacher, and my previous title papers were all plagiarized, but after using the recharge card, I actually wrote a paper by myself, and the quality is very high!"
Lu Yulin replied: "So, your question is?"
Princess Puffy Skirt: "Can an IQ recharge card really improve IQ?"
"You might be able to see a doctor! Too much hydrocephalus will affect a person's IQ. ”
The princess in the tutu skirt was not angry, and replied with a smile:
"I suspected that my IQ had suddenly become high, so I just had a brain CT yesterday and found nothing abnormal! After I explained the situation to the doctor, they advised me to see a psychiatrist. I went and they concluded that I wasn't sick!"
Lu Yulin replied speechlessly:
"If you are serious, you will lose!"
The princess replied with a mischievous expression:
"Earnestness will win!"
"Ding-dong! Princess Tuffy Dress has bought your baby!"
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In the next few days, many people were asking if IQ recharge cards can improve IQ!
At first, he always hinted that it was not possible, but there were many people who consulted, and he was also suspicious in his heart!
Is it really possible to raise IQ?
Open Taobao, he wants to buy one to confirm!
"You can't buy your own treasure!" reminded Taobao.
He started contacting a friend of his and asked him to help him buy one on his behalf.
The phone was forced to hang up by the tricky system.
A cold voice said, "You can't experience any of the products of the trick shop under any name, if you violate it, you will be wiped out by the system!"
"Why?" Lu Yulin roared angrily. Why do you want to erase him at every turn. As for it?
"The host level is too low, and I don't have the authority to know the reason!Please upgrade as soon as possible!"
All right. What can you do in the face of such a domineering system?
The system says to erase him, almost certainly, 100% of the time.
Moreover, in the past few days, 100 recharge cards can be sold every day, each for 30 yuan, and the daily sales are more than 3,000 yuan, and his share ratio is 20%, so he can make a net profit of 600 yuan a day. If you do this every day, you can make at least 18,000 yuan a month. Proper petty bourgeoisie. So, every night when he goes to bed, he wakes up happily from his dreams!
As the number of purchasers increases, they are sold out in ten seconds every day. Such a hot scene has gradually attracted the attention of some well-intentioned people.
Susie the Sheep asked:
"Dude, can you represent your baby?"
The system is limited to purchases, how can agents be allowed. Lu Yulin replied very simply.
"No, you can't!"
Susie the Sheep:
"Don't say no yet. I'll give you an agency fee of 1 million!"
Lu Yulin was really moved, but he could only reply with tears:
"No matter how much money it is, no agents are allowed!"
Susie the Sheep:
"How about 1.5 million? I'm sincere!"
Lu Yulin really wanted to run to the other party's house and beat him up. Do you know how much pain I felt when I refused?
"No, I can't. ”
Susie the Sheep:
"In this way, you give me an address, I'll fly over, and we'll talk face to face!"
Lu Yulin directly blocked him!
After a few minutes, the silent little sheep said:
"I'm Susie the Sheep! I won't break with you, my expected agency limit is 10 million, if you allow it, let's talk in person! Declare, I'm really not a liar! If you don't believe me, I can show you the real estate certificates of several of my villas!"
Lu Yulin directly blocked him!
After a few minutes, the little lamb became pregnant and said:
"I'm Susie the sheep! I really beg you, don't block me! I won't talk about agency anymore, I just hope that if I have the opportunity in the future, I can cooperate. No matter what, as long as you have the intention to cooperate, you can discuss. ”
Lu Yulin felt that this person was really persistent! Since he no longer insisted on acting as an agent, there was no need to block him. Maybe one day you really need to find someone to cooperate, and it is still necessary to meet such rich people.
"Okay!"
The little sheep sheep got pregnant and replied with a smiley face.