Probationary period Chapter 8 Mustard toothpaste
When Lu Yulin saw that today's order for pig feed suddenly became 100, he was shocked and didn't know what to say. I sold one order a day for two days in a row, and then all of a sudden it became 100. This upward curve is too exaggerated, isn't it? I can't imagine it. Take a closer look at the contact person on the order, an old acquaintance, Li Fang. The address is also that familiar address. I used to hoard hundreds of IQ recharge cards, and now I have started to hoard pig feed.
Does pig feed also have a special role?
By analyzing hundreds of reviews of IQ recharge cards, he came to a conclusion: IQ recharge cards can quickly improve people's IQ in half an hour. Don't look at it for only half an hour, it has a very good lifting effect for mental workers, creative workers, and artists! There is a painter who has painted the most satisfying work so far. There was a poet who wrote poems that shocked everyone. The most amazing thing is that a student used it in the junior high school examination room, and he took two subjects, Chinese and mathematics. Before each test, he quickly recharged, and then used the thirty minutes to quickly answer the questions. When the results came out, the teachers were shocked. From the first grade to the fifth grade, this student has never failed Chinese and mathematics, but this time he got full marks in the exam!
Could it be that pig feed also has a special role in it?
Isn't it strange that as a seller, you have to ask the buyer what is the role of the baby?
Besides, will the trick system judge him for violating the rules and punish him?
Forget it!
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Since the third day of the pig feed, it has been sold out every day. In the first few days, it was all Li Fang buying. Then, one after another, others began to buy, and within a few days, pig feed began to be in short supply again, and it was time to rush to buy it. Why is it so popular? It wasn't Li Fang who leaked it, but when she was going to reveal it, others had already discovered the secret that pig feed can lose weight.
The person who leaked the secret was the first person to consult when the pig feed was on the shelves, the mischievous fish-fishing kitten.
She hadn't bought anything at Xiaolinzi Trick Shop before, and the reason she consulted about pig feed was that she wanted to buy pig feed for her pet pigs. Her father is the owner of a large company, with an annual output value of more than 100 million yuan, so she always only chooses expensive things to buy! She also often visits Taobao, but she is different from others, every time after the search results come out, she always chooses the price in descending order, and then picks the most expensive goods to buy!
There is no doubt that the pig feed of 300 yuan per kilogram in Xiaolinzi Trick Shop is definitely the most expensive!
After she gave her little pig a few days of eating, except for the first day, she had diarrhea, but it was not diarrhea, so she didn't take it to heart.
After eating his little pig for two days, his weight dropped from 46 catties to 30 catties, a decrease of 15 catties. After losing weight, the little pig is more cute, and it is also very lively! Originally, she hoped that her little pig would lose weight, otherwise, it would be a little difficult to hold it on the street. Now she is really happy to meet pig feed that can lose weight quickly.
She opened the Xiaolinzi Trick Shop on Taobao, and when she wanted to buy it again, it was out of stock for three days in a row. She asked customer service, but there was no reply. She angrily gave the baby a neutral review, and described the whole incident in detail in the comments, and angrily asked: Why is it so difficult to buy a pig feed? I can't buy it for three days in a row! Is it that learning a certain rice mobile phone is doing hunger marketing?
People who often snap up IQ recharge cards see the comments of the naughty fishing kittens, and suddenly realize! It turns out that pig feed can lose weight quickly! And someone has discovered this secret and has hoarded no less than 300 bags. People started to buy on the bandwagon. I bought it back and tried it, and the effect was surprisingly good, so I started to rush to buy it frantically! I didn't need that much, so I stocked up first. What if you need it someday?
In more than 20 days, the Tricky Store successfully completed 2,000 orders and was promoted to Level 3.
Store name: Kobayashi Zi Trick Shop
Store level: Level 3
Number of items: 2/3 pcs
Upgrade Progress: 0/4000 (After obtaining 4000 orders, you can upgrade to the next level.) The current order book is 0.)
The third product that can be launched is mustard toothpaste! Lu Yulin feels that this product is easy to become a popular product. First of all, it is obviously a tricky product, and its function is very clear. Secondly, the price is cheap, only 30 yuan. Regardless of whether mustard toothpaste has other hidden functions, it should not be too difficult to sell 100 pieces a day.
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Li Fang's work is very leisurely, she uses her mobile phone to brush Taobao when she has nothing to do, and every time she pays special attention to Xiaolinzi's tricky shop! When she just refreshed, she saw a new product on the shelves! I didn't even think about it, I bought it immediately! If you are slow, you may be robbed!
After purchasing, she began to read the product description carefully! It turned out to be mustard toothpaste!
Price: 30 yuan!
Free shipping: Yes
Product Description: Prohibited for minors. Do not use for those over 70 years of age. It is forbidden for people with heart disease, high blood pressure and other risk groups. Limited to 100 pieces per day. Each Taobao ID is limited to one per day!
Mustard toothpasteUnder normal circumstances, it should be a toothpaste that contains mustard, and brushing your teeth with it is the same as eating mustard. However, according to the urine properties of this store, there will definitely be unexpected miraculous effects, but what is the effect of wasabi toothpaste?
Moreover, why is it forbidden for minors?
Why is it forbidden for people over 70 years old?
Heart disease, high blood pressure and other risk groups are not prohibited?
She sent her boyfriend a WeChat message. "Xiaolinzi Tricky Shop has a new product, come and buy it!"
Wang Fan didn't grab the IQ recharge card today, so he wasn't very happy all day, and when he heard that the store was on the new product, he immediately opened Taobao to buy it.
It's a pity that it's already been robbed!
"The baby is not happy! I didn't grab it!" Wang Fan replied to his girlfriend.
"It's okay! I bought it!" replied Li Fang, followed by a large red lip.
When she got home from work in the evening, Li Fang took a hot shower first, and then made dinner and waited for her boyfriend to come home. After dinner, the two of them took out the mustard toothpaste that arrived in the afternoon and began to study it!
Toothpaste packaging with no aesthetics.
An aesthetically pleasing toothpaste style.
Toothpaste weighs 190g.
There is no manufacturer.
There is no production lot number.
There is no production date.
3. No product.
Li Fang didn't dare to try, so he let Wang Fan try. Wang Fan definitely couldn't refuse, but he was really afraid of mustard. I've eaten mustard-flavored fries a few times before, and I feel very bad.
Li Fang encouraged him several times, and Wang Fan stuffed the toothbrush with a little mustard toothpaste into his mouth!
A spicy smell hit his nostrils and made him cry.
He thought it would be over, but he didn't expect that the pungency didn't stop there, but turned around and got into his throat at once. His throat was as if it had been burned by fire, so hot that he couldn't say a word.
"Water, I need water!" he cried out in a hoarse voice.
Li Fang laughed.
After drinking half a bottle of mineral water, the excitement of mustard finally disappeared!
"How do you feel?" Li Fang smiled. It's just in your mouth, and your tongue is just getting it. How would it feel if you brushed your teeth carefully?
"When I first entered my mouth, it was blocked from the nose and eyes to ** for a moment! Only the eyes were ventilated, so the eyes were crying!" Wang Fan thought for a while, "But this will be very comfortable, from the nose and eyes to ** are smooth in an instant, as if I have an orgasm once! I fall in love with this taste, it's addictive!"
"Is it really such an exaggeration?" asked Li Fang suspiciously.
"The feeling of wanting to die!" After speaking, Wang Fan stuffed the toothbrush into his mouth again, and while crying, he endured the pleasure of high tide all over his body, and brushed his teeth seriously.
After brushing his teeth, Wang Fan lay on the ground, trembling all over!
"Old, old, wife, I, I, I've ascended to immortal!" Wang Fan's voice was a little confused!
Li Fang will believe it a little! This TM is like a drug-product! It's crazy, right?
Do you want to give it a try?
After making up her mind for a long time, Li Fang finally put the toothbrush in her mouth!
Wow, she cried!
A pungent smell gradually spreads in the mouth until it fills the entire mouth, and the spicy smell gradually attacks the nasal cavity, and the rich smell chokes the eyes!
Thinking of what Wang Fan had just done, she didn't stop and began to brush her teeth with a toothbrush! So, the mustard toothpaste began to be brushed on the gums and teeth, then turned into foam, and then spread throughout the mouth!
Instant high-tide feeling!
The blissful pleasure of five thunderstorms!
After brushing her teeth, she lay on the ground, trembling and hugging her boyfriend!
"Old, old, husband, I, I, I, I have also ascended to immortal!"
Indeed, it feels like every cell is howling, like dancing, like jumping!
It took half an hour for the two to calm down from this extreme excitement, then got up from the floor and returned to the living room couch to sit down. Li Fang snuggled in Wang Fan's arms, and he opened Taobao on his girlfriend's mobile phone to read other people's comments on mustard toothpaste.
The sad comment of the single dog:
"I'm going to eat it even if I cry
Because it's really cool
Minute high-tide
Don't you think that eating while crying feels a lot like love?
The deeper the injury, the more reluctant to let go
Ah, what a painful realization
Ah, you don't have to be far-fetched to say you love me
A single dog like me."
Never Lie commented:
"It's 100 times more exciting than a front and back attack!"
I Am Little Snail commented:
"A sudden explosion in the mouth, and then a sudden explosion all over the body!
Dan Sanchi commented:
"I also bought mustard toothpaste from other stores, although it is also very exciting! but it is not as good as one percent of the Kobayashi Trick Shop. And to put it weakly, I, a virgin, actually experienced a high tide for the first time. But (a gorgeous twist), I'm going to give this store a bad review! Yes, bad reviews! You're so exciting, what if I find a boyfriend in the future, it's not so exciting?"
Ten minutes later, Dan Sandi commented:
"Looks like the bad review I gave is the first bad review for the store!"
Li Fang snatched the phone and commented: "I deeply doubt that my husband can still make me so fluttery!"
This is also the first time Li Fang has commented on Xiaolinzi Trick Shop. Before stockpiling and rushing to buy, she adhered to the principle of low-key and muffled to make a fortune, and did not comment at all.
Wang Fan snatched her phone, threw it aside, and then began to fight for her honor on the sofa. After 300 rounds of the battle, the two lay down together tired and fell asleep happily.
Although it is not as exciting as mustard toothpaste, it has more of a taste of love, the joy of soaking in happiness, and the joy of falling in love!
The next day, under Wang Fan's coercion and temptation, Li Fang had to post-evaluate the product: "Husband, you are amazing, I want it!"