Zhang Tianshu looked strange, he had heard this song.

Wang Zelong's king of electronic music, it's just that the mobile phone ringtone just now is a cover work of the ghost animal of station B, which is very different from the original.

That kind of magical melody once made him unable to extricate himself, and he listened to the single song dozens of times in a loop.

Ning Yuan looked at the caller ID with an indifferent face, Wang He, one of his college roommates, took his girlfriend with him some time ago and spent money together in the barbecue city.

After connecting, I only heard a depressed voice from there: "Brother Ning, Xiaobai will get married next month, do you say it's too fast?"

"He can only blame himself for not doing a good job of safety measures. Ning Yuan smiled: "Don't learn from him, pay attention." ”

"Hey, that's. Wang He was triumphant: "The two of us are very careful, and we will definitely not have that kind of thing." ”

The former was stunned for a moment, and his tone was full of incredulity: "I was joking just now, how long has it been since you broke through your girlfriend's last line of defense?"

Wang Heyou said: "Isn't it strange? Actually, it's nothing, feelings can't be measured by time. ”

He preached with a posture of a passer-by: "Some people have been dating for three or four years or are still plain, we can be vigorous in half a month, as the so-called love comes from the depths of the water, love to the fanaticism The legs are opened, and the seam of a line is invited. ”

Ning Yuan was speechless, this guy's personality is exactly the same as when he was in college, lewd, lewd, lewd, and slutty, without the slightest change.

Wang He hesitated for a moment, and then asked cautiously: "Brother Ning, I heard Xiaobai say that your ex-girlfriend Lin Shishi just came back from the United States, don't you want to see him?"

Ning Yuan shook his head: "No, everyone has their own choice, when she left, we were completely over, everyone is an adult." There's no need to dwell on the past and not let go. ”

"Okay, okay. Wang He laughed twice and changed the topic: "Come out for dinner tonight?"

"Okay!"

Hanging up the phone, he sat on the chair casually, Zhang Ying ate while his mouth was broken and he didn't know anything.

Zhang Tianshu came up with a smile: "Brother-in-law, when will my cultivation start?" Why don't we come now?"

Ning Yuan hadn't spoken yet. Zhang Ying immediately turned her head and scolded angrily: "What are you shouting nonsense? If you dare to do this again, see how I clean you up when I go home!"

Zhang Tianshu's eyes rolled and shrunk his neck, Ning Yuan didn't care, and chuckled: "I have a lot of exercises here, what do you want to learn?"

The former suddenly became excited, and danced with his hands and feet: "To be the kind of high-spirited, one-shot gong has its own special effects, the dragon and phoenix around the body dance, the unicorn jumps, and the sword explodes." Volcanoes erupt, angry seas hit the sky, anyway, the cooler the better. ”

Ning Yuan rolled his eyes: "Every exercise can be cultivated to a high depth, and you can do this step, but you have to start from scratch, don't be ambitious, I recommend a few to you." ”

"The art of the sword, a flying sword is ever-changing. Kill the enemy thousands of miles away!"

"The body is cultivated, and the physical body is incomparable. The missile could not be killed, and the sky and the earth were shattered and the rivers were cut off. ”

"Confucianism, a handful of poems and millions of heroes, the words of the killing array are formed, the literary atmosphere is in the body, and the pen is a sword. Ink blade, word by word, up, Anguo Xingbang, down. Demons are not afraid. ”

"The secret method of Buddhism, the way of Tai Chi, the way of nature......"

Sprinkled more than 20 categories, hearing Zhang Tianshu's shortness of breath and his face turned red, even Zhang Ying, a big foodie, resisted the temptation of food, put down his chopsticks and listened silently.

Ning Yuan's voice paused, and he smiled: "Which one do you choose?"

Zhang Tianshu hurriedly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and nodded like pounding garlic: "I want everything, I want everything, I will learn." ”

Ning Yuanwan shook his head and said, "Don't be greedy." ”

The former was entangled in his heart, these exercises sounded cooler than the other, and he couldn't wait to occupy them all!

Zhang Ying's face was full of disbelief: "What do you think about making a movie? He also flies a sword to kill the enemy thousands of miles away, and his body is resistant to missiles, so what Mohist hundred techniques are more exaggerated, and verbal criticism is just a denunciation, how can it have a practical effect." ”

Then he turned his head to look at Zhang Tianshu, pouted, and said, "Xiaoshu, don't listen to him, the big-tailed pervert is teasing you." ”

Ning Yuan was noncommittal: "These exercises have an extraordinary origin, and they do have these effects, why am I lying to you." ”

Zhang Ying immediately retorted: "Can you control the flying sword?"

"No, I can't. ”

"Don't talk about missiles, the body doesn't hurt with swords?"

"Not almost. ”

"Can you use poetry to harden the modern regular army?"

“……”

Zhang Ying was triumphant, with an expression that you bragged about being recognized by this girl: "If you see it or not, you guy will fool people." ”

Ning Yuan said helplessly: "How long have I only been cultivating? It's just that I'm just starting out, and I'm far from that level." ”

Miss Tsundere wrinkled her nose at him and shook her head: "Anyway, I don't believe it, don't try to lie to me." ”

After Zhang Tianshu woke up, he also felt incredible.

This exercise is too exaggerated, it is really so powerful, isn't it possible to contend with a superpower alone?

He seemed to remember something, slapped his right hand on the door, turned around and ran out secretly.

Ning Yuan was still talking nonsense with Zhang Ying, it didn't matter if the other party believed it or not, but that kind of arrogant temperament made him itch in his heart, and he always wanted to tease her.

At this moment, Zhang Tianshu came back with a hippie smile, and shouted before he entered the door: "Brother Ning, it's time for you to behave!"

The former turned his head and saw that this guy had a piece of rice paper in his left hand, the shape of a scroll, and a brush and ink in his right hand.

Ning Yuan looked stunned, now that he was in the medical school, it had only been three or two minutes, where did Zhang Tianshu get these things?

Zhang Ying laughed and teased in a mocking tone: "The cowhide is about to be blown off, it's too late to regret it now, as long as you make more delicious compensation to compensate me, this girl doesn't remember the villain, and she won't make fun of you anymore." ”

Zhang Tianshu looked flattering: "Brother Ning, I believe in you! My sister is a frog at the bottom of the well, she has never seen the world, those fighting and killing techniques are not suitable, let's write something and let her open her eyes." ”

It was as if a duck that was screaming happily was suddenly choked by the neck, and the laughter of the tsundere lady came to an abrupt end.

Ning Yuan wondered, "Where did you get the pen, ink and paper?"

Zhang Tianshu pointed out the door and responded with a smile: "There is an old man living over there, I heard the nurse say that he seems to be some kind of artist, writing calligraphy all day long, I have seen it several times, so I went over to say hello and borrowed it temporarily." ”

Ning Yuan was speechless for a while, this is too coincidental.

He didn't say anything more, nodded and acted directly.

First, spread the rice paper more than 30 centimeters long and more than 10 centimeters wide on the bedside table, and press the left and right ends with a heavy weight.

He closed his eyes slightly to search for the relevant imprints, and in an instant, countless realizations rose in his heart, as if calligraphy was possessed, and a faint smile hung on his face.

Calm, confident, and confident, at this moment, the two of them have a feeling that no matter what the person in front of them does, they will definitely succeed!

Dip a brush in black ink, and write down three lines of words under the nervous gaze of Zhang Ying and Zhang Tianshu. (To be continued.) )