【The Great Sage's Gaiden: Thunder Great Sage Sun Wuji】

My name is Sun Wuji, no father and no mother, the only relative, may be a thief godfather, when I was a child, when I was still in infancy, I was abandoned, I was in the desert, if it wasn't for the appearance of the thief father, maybe I would have confessed.

My father's name is Sun Shanpao, my name was found by him from a piece of jade pendant I carried, the jade pendant has the word Wuji written on it, this jade pendant is my most precious thing, I want to one day, go to my biological father and mother to ask clearly, why didn't you want me in the first place.

Daddy's name is not something that ordinary people can call, in front of people he is a murderous bandit leader who does not blink an eye, and in the back of people he is a stern father, where most people call him Old Man Sun.

At this moment, I leisurely crossed Erlang's legs, lying on this not wide stone slab, there was a silver kettle beside me, which was full of wine, and on the left hand side was a plate of side dishes, in which there were peanut slices and everything, I grabbed a little from time to time and put it in my mouth, and then lived a sip of wine, this day was very sweet.

I like this kind of day, quietly carrying it alone, enjoying the sunshine and enjoying life.

But in addition to the sweetness, there was an uninvited guest, he is the son of the bandit leader, called Sun Huan, the body of the big square is a little similar to the dough twisted together, Sun Huan's size is quite large, but the hair is very little, he is not a good hand in fighting, he is my brother since childhood, although I am two months younger than Sun Huan, but Sun Huan calls me big brother, because I often help Sun Huan to fight, in the poisonous dragon village, I am a good hand at fighting.

Sun Huan panted and ran to me, holding his knees, his forehead was full of beads of sweat, he wiped it hard, and scolded me: "Big brother, why do you still have the leisure to take a nap here, the second and third uncles in our village quarreled again, why don't you fucking persuade me!"

"These two old horsemen are arguing again?!" I jumped up, but unfortunately a bottle of good wine was knocked over when I accidentally turned over.

The second uncle and the third uncle are the second and third masters in the walled city, usually discord, it has become a common thing in the wall, fighting at every turn, of course, it was the old man Sun who personally dissuaded him, since I once accidentally killed a giant wolf, it was up to me to solve all this.

"Hey, this time they are arguing over Xiaocui in Ducheng's neon courtyard, both of them are going to cheer, but who is the first to make a fuss. Sun Huan sighed.

The so-called head is the reward money, whoever rewards the money first, can spend the Spring Festival with the girl in the neon courtyard, over the years, the village is also calm, so the trivial things have now become the object of people's disputes.

The reason for the calm is because Mr. Sun is tired of robbery, so he simply adopted a method of suppressing Mrs. Zhai, which is to collect the money of merchants in the city according to the season, which Mr. Sun called sustainable development, after all, the money of merchants is inexhaustible, and this method ensures the stability of the income of the cottage every year.

Don't look at the poisonous dragon village is a den of thieves, but it has everything, from other courtyards to maids.

Most of the maids are the daughters of poor families, in order to fill some household space for their own families, they come to the cottage to be maids, and most of the thieves are born in poor families, and they do not embarrass these hard-working girls, in contrast, next door to Ducheng, there is also a nest of thieves in the place called Liangcheng, who rob the house, burn and rob, make a fuss, and the people cannot live in peace.

Today's Poison Dragon Village, with lessons from the past, even helped the people catch thieves and thieves, and was deeply loved by some people, and its reputation even overpowered the city lord of Ducheng.

When I heard the news, I immediately got up and ran towards the poisonous dragon village, poor Sun Huan ran all the way, and before I had time to drink a sip of water, he ran back with me, embarrassed, and his facial features had already been screwed together, miserable and miserable.

After half a pillar of incense, I finally returned to the cottage, but in the courtyard of the cottage, there was a large group of people, and there were two onlookers.

I squeezed through the crowd, and immediately saw two people fighting for red faces, both of them puffing out their cheeks, like two toads, glaring at each other, as if they were about to open their mouths to swallow each other.

"Mowgli is here!" The thieves got out of the way, and the maids in the cottage looked at me ambiguously.

"It's Young Master Wuji, so handsome!"

"Yes, yes, you look at Young Master Wuji's ponytail, the braid line is a hair ring made of wolf bones, it looks domineering, handsome and extraordinary!"

"If only the young master Wuji fell in love with me, people would put their whole hearts on the young master's body!"

I didn't care about the nymphomaniac maids around me, and immediately walked over.

"Second uncle and third uncle, you have the leisure to make noise here again, you are not afraid of noisy neighbors, I am afraid! Look at your current bear-like appearance, say it and embarrass our cottage!" I grabbed the two of them and said one after another.

The people next to me cheered one after another, as if I had snatched the position of the protagonist at once.

The second master is a bald head, and there is a golden dragon tattooed on his forehead, but the years have changed, the gold has faded into an earthy color, a living loach, and the third master is an unkempt lion head, and the lion's head is full of fleas, because he has never bathed since he was a child, and basically cleans his body by rubbing mud, which can be described as extremely lazy and strange in the world.

The third master wiped his nose, squirted saliva, and scolded: "This old man dares to fight with me for Xiaocui, I think you don't want to live!"

"Bah, bah, Xiaocui is your family, why can't Lao Tzu hold the lead?!" The second boss was not to be outdone, and he also spat in a pretentious manner, but he didn't think about it, but he spewed out a mouthful of phlegm, which was on the thick hair of the third master.

This came and went, and the third master became angry, and before he could speak, he threw himself towards the second master: "I chopped you bastard and sprayed phlegm at me, I won't fucking beat you up today, don't shit on your face, Lao Tzu won't be called Xie San today!!"

It's just that when the three masters pounced, a strong hand lifted it up, he looked back and saw that it was me, I took out a peanut from my pocket and threw it into the mouth of the three masters: "If you have something to say, what is the origin of this Xiaocui, why haven't I heard this name?"

At this time, Sun Huan finally arrived, he held on to a wooden pillar, and gasped: "Brother, Xiaocui is the current Oiran of the Neon Courtyard, and the charming peony last time has been redeemed, and now ...... Now the kids are going to make soy sauce......"

I scraped my chin and said, "Oiran, well, then let's go down the mountain instead of you, so that neither of you will suffer, what do you think?"

"It seems...... It's very reasonable!" The second master clapped his hands, and I immediately ran away with Sun Huan, and the second master's scolding came from behind me: "Let you go, I am most at ease...... Wait, wait, I'm playing tricks on me!

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On the mountain road leading to Ducheng, there were few pedestrians, and I drove the carriage, speeding up with passion, while Sun Huan was lying comfortably in the carriage, surrounded by some food and drink, he held a basin-sized wine jar, and poured a sip from time to time.

And I went to Ducheng this time to relieve my boredom, the days in the mountains were too boring, but I couldn't find any excuse to go down the mountain, and now the quarrel between the second master and the third master is to give myself a great opportunity.

Ducheng is only a small city, but it is a fortress of north-south traffic, so there is a lot of traffic, and a large number of merchants or ordinary people will come in almost every day, so that there are quite a lot of inns and dart boards in the city.

I stopped the carriage in a post station, and Sun Huan parted ways, I didn't have much desire for women, so I stuffed most of the silver taels to Sun Huan and let him go to the neon courtyard alone, and he ran into the street of the dart board, on this street, there are ten big dart boards, as well as various small dart boards, and there are many masters in it.

There will also be some competitions in the dart game, in order to show the strength of each dart game, or to select some young and strong dart masters, which is also a feature of Du Cheng, and I can't wait to enter this street, I want to find an opponent, to test their own strength progress.

It's just that this day the dart bureau seems to be on a business trip, the population is much less scarce than usual, a large number of goods are piled up at the door of each dart bureau, and the strong men guarding the goods are dutifully patrolling around, I sighed, and said that I came wrong this time, I should come later or earlier, just as I was about to leave the dart bureau on a street, go to some places to eat some food, there was a gust of fragrant wind behind me.