Dad's conversation with the brakes in the kitchen can be regarded as a wake-up call for the first half of his life, and I don't know if it's too late.

It is said that my daughter is my father's little lover in my previous life, but I feel that the child should be my mother's lover in my last life. In his previous life, he was not properly cared for and could not be taken care of, so in this life, he longed to dig out his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys and give them to his children. At the same time, the energy that the father put into family life pales in comparison. I can't see my mother busy at home, I can't wait to turn into a close-fitting little padded jacket, buy food and wear to make my mother happy, she went back to my grandmother's house this time, as long as she feels happy, I am willing, no two hearts.

And my father will only move his mouth about this matter, saying that he should be good to women, and he will not change in actual action, and even more, in family trivialities, he doesn't want to fall behind, obviously it is a trivial matter that he is at fault first, but he has to say that his mother is on the line, and finally rises to the height of dignity and makes a lot of noise. originally thought he didn't understand, but it turned out that he knew it, and he just refused to bow his head first and admit his mistake.

I don't want to be like my mother, a woman who can't get good after half a lifetime of hard work, and I don't want to find a man who is like my father before marriage and a monk after marriage. They have a completely negative image of me in marriage, so I am sincerely afraid of marriage and have a grudge against love. These words have been pressing on my heart, and there is nowhere to solve them, if I really make peace with them, I am afraid that it will set off a bloody storm at home.

In my memory, my mother was originally a gentle and considerate little girl, soft-spoken, and made delicious dishes for us to taste, while my father used to be a chic and romantic young man, who liked to collect teapot ornaments and other small objects, and put them on the shelves in the living room one by one.

The most important thing is that the world can't stay, and Zhu Yan is a flowery tree. Nowadays, my mother dislikes the dust falling on the shelf and my father doesn't wipe it, and my father dislikes my mother for jumping up and down on housework, yelling at five and six. A few days ago, I felt that in terms of love, with the couple of soy sauce as an example, I can still have illusions about love and dare to fight for my sincerity. Thinking about it today, I'm afraid that marriage is too difficult, and everyone has to stumble in the mire and get muddy.

I sighed, I understood the difficulties of the adults, and their grievances disappeared.

"Otherwise," said the dog-legged man who braked on it, "and sent a message to his aunt that if he didn't come back, the baby girl would be deceived by someone else." "I don't know if it's a deliberate joke to lighten the mood, or if it's really like that.

"Hahaha," Dad laughed heartily inside, "it's a good idea, it's worth trying." ”

"Ahem," I walked in with my cat bag and closed the door that I had just hidden, "What are you talking about?"

"Nothing, nothing. The two shook their heads in unison.

"Take Benny away, don't teach my dad badly here. I hummed and handed the cat bag to the brakes, and Benny walked around the room, not daring to jump on the stove, so he grabbed the back of the neck by the brakes and put it in the cat bag.

"I'm curious, an elder," Dad opened the door to let the air circulate, "who of you chased who first?"

"Of course I chased it first. Brake laughed.

"Hey, you're so good, I thought it would be my daughter who took the initiative. She used to tell me that if she had someone she liked, she would definitely chase after her, and she couldn't let him run away. ”

"If she was willing to chase first, I would have eaten this meal a long time ago. "Brake looked at me with a smile, and he was really a black-bellied, Sven scum.

"Didn't I chase him, didn't he find out, didn't I catch up?" I said as I pushed the brakes towards the door, "Let's go, if I don't go, there will be no bus." ”

"People drive trains, you can't catch up?" Dad waved to the brakes from afar, "Xiao Cheng, come to see me next time, a bad old man?"

"By all means, I'll bother you next time. "The brakes stand by the shoe cabinet and put on the shoes.

"Goodbye. I mechanically raised my arm and greeted him.

"You stinky girl, you won't be sent downstairs, it seems that I, the old man, didn't teach me well?" I got approval, quickly put on my shoes, and sent the brakes out the door.

"When did you chase me?" Brake carried the cat bag, swaying, and Benny whined and coquettishly inside.

"When the party is banging. "I don't have enough confidence, and I talk like a mosquito.

"Oh, you're chasing me, I really didn't see it. Brake shrugged and sighed, "It's good that I hit the brakes, right?" ”

"Ah, you're so annoying, I gave you a nickname, and I've been taking it to heart for so long?" I was embarrassed by what he said, and I screamed embarrassedly, "Didn't you also give me a nickname, let's talk about it, pull it flat!"

"Okay, if you say it's flat, it's flat, I'm not such a stingy person. He's such a stingy fellow, "I'll come to my uncle for tea next time." ”

"What kind of tea are you drinking, you're drinking ecstasy soup, right? I slapped him on the arm, "You think the door of my house is always open, open and waiting for you." ”

"It's waiting for you with open arms. The brake grinned and took me by the hand as he walked the last few flights of stairs. We walked to the bottom of the building and opened the big iron door, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse outside, and the climate was pleasant, "There are so many teapots, I can't taste the difference one by one." ”

"You're beautiful. I muttered, arms outstretched.

"What's wrong?"

"Don't you want a hug, come on. "I looked like I was going to die.

He put down the cat bag, half-crouched, and the little bird slipped into my arms, and I patted him on the back, quite lovingly.

"Don't hug like that, like hugging my grandma. The brakes blurted out, and there was no desire to survive at all.

I pushed him away: "I'm not your grandma, I'm your aunt." ”

"I was wrong, I was wrong. He straightened up, stretched out his hand, and took me in his arms, his temperature penetrating through the cotton cloth, warm to me. I rested my face against his collarbone and reached out to wrap my arms around his waist. A simple hug made me feel more secure than a kiss, and the two of us hugged each other like this, as if a bright light emanated from our hearts.

My hand gradually moved down, and I twisted his ass through his jeans.

"The flower thief is lighter than me and eats my tofu. Brake said annoyedly as he lowered his head and gave me a fragrant scent on the cheek, "I can't afford to suffer." The taste is very good today, tofu in general. ”

"Hooligans. "My cheeks are crimson, and I'm about to turn into sizzling tofu. I stayed at home for a day today, without makeup, and of course the taste was different. Thinking so, I quickly broke free from his embrace, wondering if my dad would be secretly watching us upstairs, "Get out of here, remember to send me a message when you get home." ”

"Okay!" "Okay!" got the good brakes, like a little kid who had bought a new toy, picked up the cat bag, ran briskly, took a few steps forward, turned back and waved his arms at me, took a few more steps, and turned back to say goodbye to me.

What a boy in love.

I scoffed, covered my face, and staggered upstairs.

When I got home, I kicked the door open: "I'm back." ”

"Baby, Xiao Cheng has gone back. "What my dad is best at is asking knowingly but with his brain, such as sending a message at two o'clock in the afternoon to ask me if I have had lunch, such as asking me if I have taken a shower when I blow my hair, and then asking me if the cat litter has fallen out when I go out to throw out the garbage.

"yes, go back. I replied good-naturedly. I don't know when my dad started calling me baby, probably since the black dog was adopted. In fact, when I was a child, I grew up being called by my name, and I didn't feel their love for me at all.

"There won't be any danger in the big night. ”

"A big man, what can happen to him. What's more, he still has a cat in his hand, and if there is any gangster, he will release the cat and scratch his face. I joked.

"I called your mom. "Caught off guard," Dad said.

"Huh?" On weekdays, I would post a sentence or two in the WeChat group, but this time I couldn't hold it back, let go of my worthless dignity, and took the lead in breaking the atmosphere of the Cold War.

"Xiao Cheng taught me, I called your mother and said that the two of you are dating, people, I have seen it, and I am quite satisfied, so I will ask your mother to agree. What I said was to tell her to come back quickly, otherwise my daughter would really leave with others without knowing anything. ”

Flattered, I replied, "Speaking of which, I thought you would embarrass him." ”

"One day he carried wine and meat, and officially came to the door as a hairy foot son-in-law, but I had to embarrass him, and I had to talk about his family history and net worth clearly and clearly before I could let him pass. "This sentence 'hairy foot son-in-law' is the local dialect of the magic capital, when I was a child, my father and I once explained that it was that men were rampant and domineering like hairy crabs, and their feet were full of hair; another time it was simply said that the son-in-law came to the door to bring crabs, so it was called hairy feet; and another time it was said that men were hairy and hairy, hence the name. Anyway, the words in my father's mouth have to go in and out of the left ear and out of the right ear, and there are few words that are serious.

Later, when I got older, I went to check the webpage and learned that the term hairy foot son-in-law came from Zhu Bajie in the Journey to the West story. Because the pig is a stupid pig, the villagers of Gao Laozhuang in Journey to the West described Zhu Bajie's "stupid" as "hairy hands and feet", and Bajie is the door-to-door son-in-law in Gao Laozhuang, so it has been handed down and the man who first arrived at the woman's house as a "hairy foot son-in-law", which conceals the meaning of a "quasi" son-in-law.

"Today, I will politely let him pass through the door, so as not to feel that there are wolves in front of him and tigers in front of him at the beginning, and he will not dare to come again next time. I'm thinking about you, I finally found a boyfriend, but don't lose it. ”

"Ahh "I sneered, and before my dad could react, I slipped into the bathroom, turned on the shower, and shouted, "Don't talk anymore - I went to the shower-"