Chapter 313 Girl

On the other hand, Mayweather, although he retired without defeat in 49 games, he did not have the dominance of Roy Jones Jr. There are too many fighters who are not convinced by him, Yudach, Pacquiao, Couto。。。。。。 Even the UFC's 'mouth cannon' Connor went to fight him, although Mayweather won, but using the boxing rules, you let Connor try it with his legs? teach him to be a man in minutes! And Mayweather's boxing style is not convincing, his knockout is too few. Has too strong dodge and defense capabilities. In the end, it was all dragged until the end of the game, and the score was won.

And Roy Jones Jr.'s professional record is now 65 wins and 47 knockouts in 74 fights. 9 losses, 8 of which he lost after the age of 34。。。。。。 That's right, Uncle Roy Jones, 48 years old, is still playing professionally!

It's just that Mayweather was born at a good time, and now in the Internet era, Mayweather's appearance rate and influence far exceed that of Roy Jones Jr.

Bob laughed, "I'll tell you, I wanted to go to Germany some time ago to watch another Roy Jones Jr. game." If it weren't for your racecourse, I would have gone! In my eyes, he is the real undefeated boxer! The loss to Griffin doesn't count at all. ”

Xiao Peng smiled: "Then you know what? Before losing to Griffin, he also lost one game. ”

"No way! How could I not know about Roy Jones Jr.'s professional record? Lost only one game to Griffin in the first fifty seasons. Bob retorted.

"It's not a professional record, it's an Olympics, Roy Jones Jr. won a silver medal and lost to a fighter from the plastic surgery country, what's it called? Kim Si-hoon? God knows. The people of the plastic surgery country look about the same, and the names are similar. Xiao Peng said lightly.

Bob's eyes widened: "This is impossible? plastic surgery has such a strong fighter? How did I not know?"

"Of course you don't know that! The guy named Kim Si-hoon in that fight barely touched Roy Jones Jr., just insisted on standing in the ring, and finally won. You can still find a video of this boxing fight on the Internet, and you can watch it. Xiao Peng said.

"I'm a bastard!" Bob jumped up angrily. The Stars and Stripes are so virtuous, as long as the interests of their own people are involved, they will definitely jump high.

Xiao Peng said lightly: "Do you still think I would be able to bring twenty security personnel?"

Bob stretched out a palm: "How can twenty be?

Xiao Peng laughed and said, "Wrong! I won't go there at all." What are you going to do if you ask me to go? Eat instant noodles and kimchi? I have a netizen brother who was very happy some time ago and said that he was going to study in a plastic surgery country. Later, when I was going to go home for the Chinese New Year, didn't I go home on vacation? I asked him what he was going to do when he went home? He replied: Eat meat! ”

Yang Meng smiled after hearing it: "I read the news, there is a new technology in the plastic surgery country, and a new type of vending machine has been set up in many office buildings, and the machine sells meat, saying that it is convenient for those company employees to buy meat to eat at home when they get off work, I laughed at the time, do they eat meat?"

Xiao Peng said disdainfully: "Meat is sold in the vending machine? That's not what is left of the Wa Guo?"

Almost all Japanese people who go to live in foreign countries feel that it is 'inconvenient' to live in a foreign country, and this is the feeling of Japanese people in any country, for the simple reason that there are too few foreign 'vending machines'. There are more than 5 million vending machines in the entire country. Almost everything is sold: cigarettes, food, coffee, milk, tickets, stamps, newspapers, XX magazines, sets, menstrual cotton, toys, batteries, umbrellas, eggs, meat, 。。。。。 There are even amulets, jewelry, hot noodles。。。。。。 All in all, there is nothing you can't think of, nothing you can't buy.

This is also due to the fact that the labor cost of the Wa Kingdom is too expensive. In Wakoku, it is really cheaper for you to hire an individual to sell things than to set up a vending machine, so in Wakoku, you can see vending machines on almost any street.

Bob nodded: "That's why I like horse racing, I can follow the race to different countries to see, I really regret that I didn't walk much when I was younger, and now I can't do a lot of things." ”

Yang Mengle said: "Bob, look at you with those two chicks, it doesn't look like a person who has more than enough heart but not enough strength." ”

Bob looked smug: "Yang, if I'm as young as you, how can two be? at least five!"

When Yang Meng heard this, he complained: "If you don't worry, you have to take care of the safety of these horses." I've been out of Harpy a long time ago, and I'm still sitting here talking nonsense to you?"

Bob also showed embarrassment when he heard this, and Xiao Peng patted Yang Meng: "Come on, you don't have to fulfill your gambling contract, isn't it good?"

Yang Meng glanced at Xiao Peng: "Lord Yan doesn't owe the little ghost food, let's hurry up and finish the game, I want to be good and cool in the country, and I must win glory for the country." So many 'teachers' are waiting for my chance!"

Xiao Peng smiled: "I'm afraid you can't get your wish, consider waiting until the weather factors sailing time, etc., we will leave directly after the race." Come back when you have the chance. ”

When Yang Meng heard this, his face was full of disappointment, and he looked at Xiao Peng with a look of resentment: "It's all your fault, you should call them to fight alone, such a good bodyguard, you only let them watch the boat, it's not like it! You should let them follow, and someone can take care of the horses,"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Well, what you said makes sense, it's my inconsiderate consideration." Okay, I'll have you to play in the future, but I'm afraid of one thing. ”

"What's the matter?" Yang Meng's eyes widened.

"You'll regret it then!" Xiao Peng smiled.

"Why do I regret it?" Yang Meng was puzzled.

Xiao Peng smiled: "Do you really think that there are 'teachers' everywhere in the Wa Kingdom? They are all carefully selected, and there are several fatal problems with the women of the Wa Kingdom, and you can accept it." ”

"What questions?" everyone watched.

"First, short height. Xiao Peng held out a finger.

Yang Meng showed a cheap expression and said, "What's wrong with being short?" Xiao Peng, this short stature is better, and it can unlock a lot of new moves. I like it. Hey, hey, hey. ”

Xiao Peng nodded: "What about the second, that is, the teeth are generally bad, you watch so many 'teachers', are they all bad teeth? There is still money to straighten teeth, and among ordinary people, there are more such people. ”

Yang Meng frowned and thought for a while: "Don't say it, there is really this problem, why is this?"

Pan Peiyu, who was on the side, said with a smile: "The overall teeth of the Japanese people are not good, especially when they reach the middle-aged and elderly, it is miserable, so in the Japanese country, the dental clinic is called more than one, which is very profitable." Attending a dental university in the country is also the most expensive. And it takes six years to get up, and if you go to work as a dentist in the Japanese country, it will definitely be a shortcut to making a fortune. ”

Xiao Peng nodded and explained to Yang Meng: "In the final analysis, this is because of eating habits. Because a great feature of the food of the Japanese people is that they will remove the inedible parts as much as possible, but they will not spit out the food that is basically eaten! It is much softer than that of other countries, which directly leads to the fact that the Japanese people chew a lot less. Just like us Chinese people, we like to eat pork ribs and gnaw bones, which is not seen in the Wa country. And without enough chewing, it is not irritating enough to the gums. The tooth is not fully opened, which is the current situation. Let's take our current meal as an example, it is also rice, and the rice of this country is much softer than our rice in China. This is especially true of the bread of the Japanese kingdom. ”

"If you don't gnaw bones, there will be so much damage?" Yang Meng was stunned.

Xiao Peng smiled: "What do you think? You basically can't find food with bones in restaurants in the Wa Kingdom. Even if there is, it is the kind of big stick bone, mainly because I am afraid that the small bones will be stuck if the child eats it, and if something happens, it can be compensated to bankrupt the family. The same is true in the family, for fear of gnawing on teeth or getting stuck in the esophagus, as a result, they do not gnaw when they are young, and they do not gnaw when they are young, and let their teeth grow savagely. Oh, and the people of the country do not eat melon seeds, and chewing gum is also prohibited in most public places. These ways to increase the growth of teeth are forbidden, can their teeth be good? You kiss and scratch your tongue, that's a small thing, and it's not fun to scratch your little brother. ”

Everyone burst into laughter when they heard Xiao Peng's words, and Yang Meng thought for a moment: "What about that?"

"Makeup, and almost all of them are heavy makeup, the kind that everyone gets stuck in one mold, you look at those love action movie 'teachers', which ones are not false eyelashes, contact lenses, you can't watch it after removing makeup. Have you come to the country and found any women without makeup?" Xiao Peng asked rhetorically.

Yang Meng thought about it and shook his head, although there were not many women he saw on the road except in the car or in the horse farm. But as far as he could see, the women they saw were all wearing makeup, regardless of age or appearance. Thinking of this, Yang Meng scratched his head: "It's a bit troublesome, I still like natural beauty." ”

Xiao Peng pouted, you don't feel sorry for you to say this? When you were in Kangaroo Country, which of your girls didn't wear heavy makeup? This is to find yourself under the stairs? Thinking of this, Xiao Peng continued to mend the knife: "And the most important point, do you know why Japanese girls like to wear kimonos?"

Yang Meng thought for a moment: "For the sake of good looks and tradition?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "There are factors in that aspect, but it's more to cover up the ugliness." Because the Wakoku people are accustomed to kneeling and sitting, their legs are generally short and thick, and they are nicknamed 'radish legs', and after wearing a kimono, they will cover up these shortcomings, not to mention, and they can also look bumpy and convex, so Wakoku girls like to wear kimonos so much. ”

Yang Meng thought for a while: "Isn't there that tall, beautiful and good-looking?"

"Of course I have, either I'm in the entertainment industry, or I'm going to be a 'teacher', or I'm in Kabukicho. There are very few wild natural beauties out there. Xiao Peng came to a conclusion.

Pan Peiyu nodded: "Yesterday I was walking on the street and saw a beautiful woman, with a good body shape and good looks, I had nothing to do to go up and talk, but as soon as the girl turned around, she opened her mouth and said: 'Dry ha', yes, I met a fellow from the Northeast." ”

After hearing this, Xiao Peng nodded to Yang Meng: "Dude, what's the matter? After listening to our words, do you think it's okay if you don't play?"

How do you know that Yang Meng slapped the table: "Damn, Lao Tzu doesn't want to marry them, don't care about them so much." Let's talk about it when we add glory to the country!"

Everyone listened to Yang Meng's words, looked at each other, and finally Xiao Peng gave his middle finger: "Grass!"

There is really nothing else to say to him except this word. This man is hopeless。。。。。。