Chapter 117: What Dahei Knows
I didn't plan to tell Wu Xuan about the things in the organization branch, and Wu Xuan didn't ask too much, after all, she wasn't interested in the organization's affairs, and all her attention now was on our big black Starr, whose name was like a dog.
To be honest, I originally said it casually, but I didn't expect this guy whose mental age is estimated to be no more than three years old to decide on his name like this, so we had to call her "Big Black".
Wu Xuan took out some snacks from her bag and piled them on the table and said to Da Hei, "Big ...... Big...... Burst...... Daikoku, these snacks are for you to eat, you can eat as much as you want. ”
Da Hei stared at the snacks on the table with longing eyes, her current appearance looked like she had seen the miracle before, she pointed to the snacks on the table and asked Wu Xuan, "You...... Are you sure your concubine can eat these?"
As he spoke, Da Hei looked at me inquiringly, after all, now that I am her master, this guy's actions still need my consent. I smiled helplessly and said, "Eat, eat, look at your gluttony, as if you haven't eaten." ”
Da Hei grabbed those snacks and unpacked them and stuffed them desperately into his mouth, and said inarticulate while stuffing them: "The concubine has never eaten this thing in the first place...... The concubine has always been watching, and she has never been late......"
She should mean that she has always been in a notebook state, so she can't eat these things, right? Although I wonder why her master never gave her food, I think Wu Xuan must have misunderstood that she was only able to watch others eat these things in the previous organization, and she was locked up in the laboratory and could only watch, right?
Wu Xuan mistakenly thought that Da Hei was an experiment that I rescued from the organization, she looked at Da Hei with that pity and said, "Just eat, don't worry, you can eat as much as you want, do you want to eat something else?"
Da Hei looked up at me, and after seeing that I didn't stop her, she said to Wu Xuan: "The concubine body wants to eat meat!
"Unfortunate boy, look at your gluttonous ......" I grabbed a packet of beef jerky and threw it to her, saying, "Here, this is meat." ”
Da Hei naturally didn't care so much, she opened the package and stuffed the beef jerky into her mouth, and the rest of the miscellaneous things were also stuffed into her mouth constantly. And she doesn't even need to chew too much, she swallows it directly after two symbolic chews, won't this guy have a problem with his stomach?
Laptops shouldn't suffer from stomach problems or anything, right?
Looking at the big black wolf, Wu Xuan probably thought in her heart that this kid usually doesn't know how much suffering she has suffered, right?
"I'm feeling a little hungry too, why don't we take this kid down and get something to eat?" Wu Xuan said to me.
"Whatever, but ...... I'll tell her something first. I picked up Da Hei and went to the other side, the two of them squatted in the corner of the room, I said to Da Hei: "Listen, let's take you out to play and eat, you can keep your current state and follow me in the future, but you better not talk nonsense, if you say something, I will let you change back to the appearance of a notebook......"
Poor Da Hei didn't know that I was fooling her, and I didn't know that I couldn't make her turn back into a notebook, and with her brain development, she probably wouldn't want to rebel against me, so she nodded at me like a real dog and said, "I know, I know, the concubine doesn't have so much leisure to talk to stupid humans...... Of course, as my current master, you are not the same as lowly humans. ”
"You say this as if you were talking about something before, your master is not human......"
Dahei then stupidly told me everything she knew: "The master is naturally not a human being, and the master is a nobler being than a human being...... Although the concubine thinks so, the master seems to be very fond of humans, and often calls himself human. ”
It's getting more and more complicated, so I'd better try to ask as little as possible. I pulled Da Hei and Wu Xuan out of the room together, Da Hei was reluctant to let go of the pile of snacks, and he was stuffing things into his mouth all the way.
Although Wu Xuan had doubts about why Da Hei had to wear a tightly wrapped black dress in such a hot weather, she also said that she wanted to buy a cooler dress for Da Hei. Otherwise, wearing this body and walking in the sun, even if she is not hot, Wu Xuan and I feel hot when we look at it.
"This dress of the concubine is not an ordinary dress...... "This dress of the concubine has a strong defensive power, as long as there is this clothes, no attack on this earth can hurt the concubine body." It's not just the ring on your finger, even the most powerful person on Earth right now can't do any damage to the concubine's clothes. ”
Is that so exaggerated? That is, three generations in a row...... No, it's Beadow...... No, is it that even Nagi Kobayashi can't cause any damage to her clothes?
"So you mean you're indestructible in your laptop state because of your clothes?"
Unexpectedly, Da Hei shook his head stupidly and said, "No, the concubine body is originally in this state, anyway, with the current level on the earth, there is nothing that can hurt the concubine body." The concubine's body is stronger than this garment......"
"Then you should change my clothes!" I said, punching the big black in the head, but it was not as hard as I thought, just as hard as a normal human head.
"It ......doesn't hurt," I said, looking at my hand, "didn't you say that any attack would be useless to you?" and you said you would hurt when I stepped on you...... Don't brag, do you?"
Da Hei covered his head and said aggrievedly: "The concubine body is talking about the current level on the earth, you neither belong to the present nor to the earth, of course it will hurt." ”
What do you mean...... I...... Does this guy know more about me?
I looked at Wu Xuan, who was ordering food on the side, and asked Da Hei again, "You mean you know something about me?" or ...... YOU KNOW ABOUT MIRACLE, RIGHT?"
Da Hei was stunned for a moment, she looked at me blankly, and then showed that stupid look and said, "What? What are you talking about? The concubine doesn't understand what you mean, and the concubine doesn't know anything about you." ”
I raised my fist in front of her and threatened, "If you don't want to eat another walnut, I don't mind beating you up now." ”
"Don't, don't!" said the concubine!