Chapter 1082: Excrement Action

"Forbidden Zone?"

Listening to what Meng Fan said, everyone's eyes couldn't help but widen.

In their cognition, forbidden areas are generally either naturally formed, or artificially created with a lot of manpower and material resources, and the time it takes is also very long, and it is not an overnight thing.

Why did Meng Fan come up with the idea of a forbidden area, and he still didn't want to get close?

That sounds a bit like a fantasy.

Besides, Meng Fan's cultivation is not high, the Earth Xuan Great Perfection is only, and he will not ban the formation, so there is no way to create a forbidden area in a short period of time, right?

"Hehe!" Looking at everyone's skeptical eyes, Meng Fan touched his chin very deeply, "When I thought of this method, I thought it was ridiculous, don't have any big reaction when you hear it." ”

When everyone heard this, they hurriedly sat upright and put on a deaf look.

Meng Fan didn't directly say his plan, but asked sideways: "Su girl, how many years has the Yuxian faction been established?"

Su Pei didn't know what Meng Fan meant, and thought for a while: "The Yuxian Sect was once one of the Quanzhen Dao tribes, and it was created by Danyang Zhenren, and its history must be eight hundred years. ”

Ning Zhengan and the others also nodded.

"Eight hundred years!" Meng Fan's expression became more and more mysterious, and suddenly the words changed, "In eight hundred years, countless disciples have eaten, drank, and lazard, and their ...... Where does the feces go?"

"What?"

When discussing important matters, why did Meng Fan suddenly ask about such trivial matters in life, everyone was stunned and didn't understand, but Su Pei thought about it thoughtfully, and then said to Ning Zhengan: "Brother Ning, you can explain this matter." ”

"Brother Meng. Ning Zhengan took a sip of tea and moistened his throat," The kind of thing you asked, it seems ordinary, but for a Taoist sect, it is an extremely important thing, no matter which sect, in the place where the sect is built, this matter will be done as an important plan, we meet the immortal sect is the same, the sect is located in this mountain, there are two sides of yin and yang, in order not to let feces and other filth become a factor affecting the feng shui luck of the sect, so the men's toilet is built on the yang side, and the woman's is built on the yin side, trying to achieve the harmony of yin and yang, and the cycle ......is endless."

Ning Zhengan smiled very unseriously: "This is also the reason why there are always female cultivators in the big sects, Brother Meng, why are you suddenly interested in this kind of thing, is it possible that you want to ...... from the perspective of Feng Shui."

Speaking of this, Ning Zhengan suddenly closed his mouth, his expression became solemn, and he muttered in his mouth: "Feng Shui, Yin and Yang, the cycle is endless...... Fecal ......"

"Brother Meng, do you want to ......" Ning Zheng'an's eyes flashed with surprise, "Do you want to fill the sinkhole with dung?"

"Yes, dung!" Meng Fan nodded affirmatively.

A few people who were sitting in a precarious position, when they heard this, their bodies suddenly moved on the chairs, and Zhang Chengjia, who had been listening seriously, almost touched the teacup, and they were all shocked!

How could Meng Fan come up with such a strange method!

This method is simply surprising and incredible!

They have been secretly trying to find a way just now, but they haven't thought about it at all!"

Su Pei pursed her lips and chuckled: "This method, I'm afraid Sikong Ancestor didn't expect it back then!"

"Hehe!" Meng Fan grinned, "Sikong's predecessor is a master, I'm afraid I haven't even entered the kitchen a few times, and I, but I came out of the mountains and picked up dung in the fields since I was a child, so it's not surprising that I can think of this method." ”

Meng Fan's expression became solemn: "Lao Ning Fangcai also said that things like feces will affect feng shui, and they are very particular. ”

Meng Fan stood up and walked to the center of the hall, and everyone's eyes followed him.

"Think about it, we pour the feces of men and women into the sinkhole, and even add some dog blood, chicken blood, pig blood, messy blood, or some livestock manure from the town down the mountain...... Tsk, that environment...... If anyone can build a formation inside, I will absolutely obey them!"

After listening to Meng Fan's words, everyone couldn't control the fantasy of a stinky scene in their minds, and they couldn't help but raise their hands and cover their noses, afraid that they wouldn't be able to eat for the past few days, but what Meng Fan said was not right, if the sinkhole was turned into a big dung pit, even if someone really wanted to do something there, I was afraid that before they got close, they would have already been smoked and fainted!

Not to mention summoning something from within!

Let the ghost general crawl out of it and take a look!

This sounds ridiculous, but it is absolutely reliable, it is simply too reliable!

Everyone couldn't help but show a look of surprise on their faces!

"Brother Meng, your idea is really amazing!" Ning Zheng'an leaned back in his chair, looked at the ceiling, and exclaimed, "Cultivators don't eat grains and grains, and pursue the realm of Bigu that sucks wind and drinks dew, why don't you want to stay away from mundane things such as eating, drinking, and Lasa, brother, this has been thought of, how long is your head! I don't accept anyone, so I'll obey you!"

Everyone also stood up one after another, stroking their palms and laughing, and the atmosphere on the scene suddenly became relaxed, and there was no appearance of discussing life and death matters.

"Since everyone thinks the solution is feasible, let's continue the topic just now. Meng Fan smiled, "Su girl, can the feces of the Yuxian Sect be collected in the past few hundred years? ”

"I can collect it!" Su Pei nodded affirmatively, "There are manure storage pits dug under the mountains on both sides of the Yin and Yang of the Yuxian Sect, which will flow into it along the manure drainage channel on the mountain, as much as you want, because I have seen the architectural drawings of the sect more than once, and the manure storage pit was originally two naturally formed large deep pits, but the predecessors have slightly modified it." ”

"Good. Meng Fan's gaze swept over everyone one by one, "It's better to do it sooner rather than later, then immediately gather the disciples and start digging out the dung!"

"No problem!" the crowd burst out laughing.

Subsequently, after a very serious discussion, Cai Wei was responsible for digging the manure storage pit on the sunny side of the mountain, Zhang Chengjia was responsible for the yin side, and Su Pei was the commander-in-chief of the dung digging, and was also responsible for the security work, so as not to be noticed by Qi Tianli and send someone to stop it.

After some arrangement and finding that there were no mistakes, the meeting ended successfully.

Then everyone called their disciples to dig out dung under the banner of the head of the house.

"Brother Meng Fan, what should I do?" Meng Fan had just walked out of the hall when Ye Xiaowan stopped him, "I can't just sew cotton bedding for the little piglets, right? ”

"You!" Meng Fan was also a little distressed about Ye Xiaowan's arrangement, thought about it, and said in a low voice, "You female cultivators...... When that came...... Where's that loss? Did you get into the manure pit?"

What Meng Fan is referring to is naturally sanitary napkins.

"Huh?" Ye Xiaowan's face turned red all of a sudden, "That'...... I didn't throw that thing in, because I was afraid that it would block the excrement channel......! Buried in one place......"

"Great!" Meng Fan said earnestly, "Xiao Wan, you are responsible for leading all the female cultivators, and then dig out all that thing, and when they are done, you will stick that thing around the sinkhole, and all the excess ones will be thrown into the sinkhole, can you do it?"

"Yes!" Ye Xiaowan straightened her chest and pursed her lips and snickered.

"Brother Meng Fan......" When Meng Fan was about to leave, Ye Xiaowan said again, "I hid something from you just now......"

PS: The second update is coming.,Qingchen's recent update is not particularly punctual.,Ha!

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