Chapter Twenty-Four: The Cutie Is Mentally Retarded
When I got home, I found that it was empty, and Jianghu probably went to play cards with friends.
By the way, after buying some vegetables from the vegetable market, Jiang Yu began to prepare dinner.
While cooking, keep in mind what has recently happened and what is going to be done.
Lao Li's son finished the college entrance examination, and the couple were very happy, although the results had not yet come out, but it was also a great liberation of hard study, so they called some colleagues to go to his house for dinner the night after tomorrow.
Jiang Yu is of course one of them.
This meal came a little suddenly, she originally guessed that it was after the results came out, so she was also slowly thinking about the gift, but now she was a little anxious.
What should I give?
Or just give a red envelope?
These people are sophisticated, and Jiang Yu is still a little rusty to deal with, and he often can't grasp the proportions.
As soon as the friends around me, former old classmates get married and have children, or relatives and friends are hospitalized to do errands, the money is paid one after another.
She usually saves money, but at this time, she has to be generous if she is not generous.
So there are too many fetters and too complicated in this life, if there can be less such interpersonal relationships, it should be much easier to live.
I really want to be a pure person.
Speaking of pure people, she suddenly thought of a person.
Ji Chuan.
After the last "escape", they haven't met for a long time.
Anyway, she owes him two meals.
This is also known as a personal debt.
Sometimes Jiang Yu also feels that everyone is really full of food, and everything has to come and go.
You toast me a glass of wine, and I must give you two back.
If you don't do this, you are "ignorant".
In the past, Jiang Yu didn't care about this, he rushed all the way, how happy he was.
However......
Although Jiang Yu didn't go to college and was considered uneducated, he also felt that the turning point like "however" was particularly wonderful.
Put all the good in front of you, make you believe it is really triumphant, and then say "yet", "but", and one sentence suddenly becomes pathetic.
This is probably a kind of everyday black humor, calmly juxtaposing pain and laughter, cruelty and tenderness, despair and hope.
…
Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived.
Jiang Yu looked at the name beating on the screen of his mobile phone, and couldn't help but feel weak that he suddenly remembered him behind his back.
"Ji Chuan?"
"Yes, it's me. I'd like to invite you to dinner with me tomorrow night, okay?"
"Huh?" Why is it time to eat again, and the thought of eating at his house that day gives her a headache.
"Yes, Jiang Yu. I haven't seen you for a few days, and I miss you a little. ”
Jiang Yu held his mobile phone and listened to the sentence "I miss you a little", a little at a loss.
Ji Chuan's confession is really staggering.
He didn't make up a high-sounding reason for a meal, as most people do.
This kind of purity is very useful to her.
Besides, she owes him two meals.
"Let me treat you to dinner, last time... Let me make up for it this time. ”
There was a pause on the other end of the phone, so long that Jiang Yu wondered if the signal was not good, and when she wanted to speak, his voice came again.
"I don't want to refuse you, but... I don't like eating out. "The crowd was loud and fierce enough to drive him crazy.
Jiang Yu thought about his special situation and expressed his understanding of his words.
But if you don't eat out, where are you?
Could it be that he invited the other party to his house as a guest like he did last time?
Jiang Yu looked at the small space in his home that he could see at a glance, and felt that his idea was too stupid.
When she was at a loss, Ji Chuan gave her a good proposal: "If you really want to invite me to dinner, why don't you set the location in my house, and then you use my kitchen to cook?"
“… Yes, that's fine, that's it. Jiang Yu felt that this plan was still feasible.
"Yes, I look forward to your arrival. ”
Ji Chuan hung up the phone and saw Ji Chuan, who was eavesdropping on the other side, making an "ok" gesture.
"You are always available to help me. ”
He had been silent just now, and he went to consult Ji Cheng.
"Looks like I'm going to have to ask Aunt Yun to buy some Chinese-style oil and salt sauce to put at home, oh, and all kinds of ingredients. Ji Cheng crossed Erlang's legs again, looking like a prodigal nobleman.
"Chinese?" he asked.
Ji Cheng sat up: "You go home and quickly practice how to use chopsticks." ”
"Can't you eat Western food?"
"Do you think Jiang Yu will cook Western food for you?" Ji Cheng shattered his illusions.
"I ...... But I don't want her to find out that I'm an idiot who doesn't even know how to use chopsticks. Ji Chuan's voice gradually became quieter.
Ji Chuan learned not to use chopsticks since he was a child, but because he lives in the United States, he doesn't need to use chopsticks at home for dinner, and over time, everyone will let it go.
"So go home tonight and practice quickly. ”
"What if you can't practice?" Ji Chuan said pessimistically.
Ji Cheng saw him cast a pitiful look, and his almost gray eyes made his expression look even more gray.
“…… If you can't practice, I'll buy you a pair of children's practice chopsticks. ”
…
Ji Cheng thought he was just talking, but when it came to the evening, he still couldn't bear to find someone to help him buy a pair of children's practice chopsticks that didn't look so "innocent".
Although Ji Chuan's IQ and learning ability have only reached the height of anti-human in one specific field, he can be called a "genius" anyway, but he is ...... in the coordination of his body movements
His limb coordination is particularly poor.
If it weren't for his strong ability to imitate, with such a height, he would have staggered and stumbled when he walked.
"Hopefully you'll be able to rely on this fool tomorrow. Ji Cheng said with white children's practice chopsticks.
…
After Jiang Yu got off work, he went to the vegetable market to buy a bunch of vegetables.
The steak, eggs, and salami that I ate at Ji Chuan's house last time were very expensive at first glance, and she couldn't slack off this time.
Then I went to the supermarket again, this is a relatively large shopping mall, the first floor is selling electrical appliances and clothing, she just went to buy an mp4 for Lao Li's son.
Come to think of it, it's more practical to send one.
After buying, I went to the second floor, and when I passed by the daily necessities area, Jiang Yu stopped at a pile of chopsticks money.
She remembered that last time he said that there were no chopsticks at home, could it be that they also used knives and forks to eat squirrel osmanthus fish and shredded cabbage this time?
There are also some sauces, I don't know if Ji Chuan's family has ......
She'd have to call and ask, and if she didn't, she'd have to bring it.
called him, and Ji Chuan quickly answered: "Don't worry, the Chinese materials are very complete." "Ji Chengcheng has bought it all back last night.
"Well, okay. ”
Jiang Yu wanted to leave with confidence, but he still hesitated for a while at the chopsticks, thought about it, and still put a box of chopsticks in the shopping basket.
…
may be because she hasn't been here for a while, and she almost got lost in this villa complex with a very high degree of similarity.
Fortunately, before passing by a seemingly small villa, Ji Chuan was already waiting there with a smile on his face.
"Thank you for your hard work, Jiang Yu. Ji Chuan took the big bag and small bag she was carrying.
"No hard work, no hard work. Jiang Yu hurriedly said.
Faced with this kitchen, which was larger than the living room of Jiang Yu's house, she was suddenly a little at a loss.
"Is there anything you need me to do?" asked Ji Chuan.
"No, no, no. "It's not too awkward to let her figure it out on her own.
"Oh. With that, he turned around and left silently.
Jiang Yu secretly glanced behind him and found that he was indeed gone, and he immediately felt much more relaxed.
Aunt Yun is not at home again, and after his mathematical theory last time, she has already understood a little.
He's not good at human interactions, and when there are a lot of people, he should feel uncomfortable.
Opening the cupboard, Jiang Yu gasped.
It's simply ...... The back kitchen of the restaurant.
All kinds of spices are available.
She understood what Ji Chuan's sentence "rest assured, the Chinese materials are very complete" meant.
Convenience is convenience, and it also makes her a little excited as a person who loves cooking, but she still feels a little too exaggerated.
When I looked closely, I found that everything was brand new, and even the plastic packaging on the outer cover had not been opened.
Jiang Yu took a pair of scissors and cut open the layer of plastic wrapped around the cap of the ketchup bottle, and suddenly a voice came from behind.
"Can I stay here and see you?"
This sudden voice frightened Jiang Yu's hands twice, and he suddenly became a little angry.
"No, you can't. She originally wanted to pretend to agree, but she still faced Ji Chuan, but she couldn't fake it.
Probably because he was too honest, she became real.
“…… Yes, well, if you need my help, you can call me at any time. After saying that, he left obediently again.
Jiang Yu turned around.
"You must call me!" he turned again.
It was another sudden sound.
"Good!"
…
Finally finished tossing a few dishes, and Jiang Yu put them on the table one by one.
And Ji Chuan also came over to help prepare the dishes and chopsticks.
Finally no more putting knives and forks!
Jiang Yu shouted in his heart.
At a casual glance, I found two pairs of very special chopsticks on the table.
His chopsticks are white, but there is a blue cartoon elephant on the top of the chopsticks, and the two chopsticks are connected in this way, and there are three rings on the chopsticks!
Surprised, she suddenly remembered that she had seen a relative's child hold this kind of chopsticks.
She remembers that the children told her that the cartoon was a Minnesoe elephant and a pink one was a Bandi deer, and she said that when she got used to the chopsticks, she would be able to use the ordinary chopsticks used by adults.
His blue one was a Minnesota elephant.
She's a pink Bandi deer.
So, that's clearly what it is......
Children practice chopsticks.
It's too fantastical, isn't it?
She picked up the chopsticks in front of her and said to Ji Chuan, "You... Did you buy the wrong chopsticks?"Still struggling to find the latest chapter?Amway One or search Hot/degree/Net/text "Remember to remove it when searching"/"Otherwise you can't find it", here is a young lady to help you find a book and chat with you!