Andre didn't check Yang Meng's little brother in the end, maybe because he was embarrassed, or because an uninvited guest came:

While a few people were talking and laughing, a big guy came to the lake: the spotted monitor lizard. I came to drink water from the lake.

It is also one of Australia's top hunters, famous for its eye-shaped markings and one of the largest lizards in Australia. It was clearly an adult spotted monitor lizard that could be more than two meters long. Compared to the Comodo Dragon, it looks slender, but its lethality must not be overlooked because of this.

After it finished drinking the water, it took a strange posture: standing on its legs, its tail supporting the ground and looking at Xiao Peng and the others. It didn't take long for it to crawl towards a few people.

When Jesse saw this scene, he looked terrified: "Hurry up, get in the car and hide." They're sprinting fast, and we're too late if we don't get in the car! Tim just died from it!"

Jesse is talking about Tim, who is a wilderness survival host for the Discovery Channel. His show is called Lost Tape.

When it comes to the wilderness survival host, the first thing that comes to people's minds is Bei Ye, the man who stands at the top of the food chain, but every time Bei Ye has a wilderness survival show, he is a program team together, including cameramen, doctors, etc., to ensure Bei Ye's safety at any time. And this show hosted by Tim doesn't have that treatment, he is completely alone and without the help of others, recording by himself, setting up his own camera and shooting by himself.

In one episode, Tim enters the Australian rainforest and strays into a predatory animal area, where he discovers a number of large skeletons, including human ones. But he didn't see the danger. In fact, if you encounter such a place in the wild, you must stay away immediately.

Tim made the fatal mistake of not leaving the place and was bitten by an eyespotted monitor lizard. The wound became infected extensively, and he was finally incapacitated and dragged away by the monitor lizard.

Xiao Peng smiled: "The Discovery Channel has issued a statement, saying that the host is not really dead, it is just a filming technique." ”

Jesse was stunned: "He's not dead, God forbid, it's really good that he's not dead." But what was shown in it was true, this spotted monitor lizard had bacteria in its mouth, and it was easy to cause infection after biting, causing sepsis. Then they will follow and wait until the prey can no longer hold it before eating him. But this Discovery Channel is also too hateful, how can it be such a documentary, I thought that Tim was really dead, and he was sad for a long time. ”

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Cut, haven't you seen our Chinese TV's "Approaching Science", and after you watched that thing, you will know that these things filmed by Discovery Channel are called pediatrics." But what you just said is wrong, it's not bacteria, monitor lizards like ornamental monitor lizards, Komodo dragons, and tree monitor lizards can all have similar infections after bites, and it turns out that these monitor lizards have a mild toxin. ”

Andre coughed dryly: "You shouldn't be conducting academic research here now, right? Let's hurry up and get in the car and hide, otherwise it's too late!" Her tone changed a little when she spoke, and anyone who saw a big lizard more than two meters long crawling towards her would be terrified: "This spotted monitor lizard is very difficult to see in Australia, and it will run away from humans, what's wrong today?"

Looking at the relaxed appearance of Xiao Peng and the two sitting by the oven, Jesse and Andre glanced at each other: "You artists are bold, let's go hide in the car." ”

Andre nodded: "That's right, someone has to help you find someone to rescue." The two of them ran back to the car and stuck out their heads to look at Xiao Peng and the others.

However, the situation they imagined of the spotted monitor lizard attacking the two did not happen, and the huge spotted monitor lizard slowly came to Xiao Peng's side, stretching out its head and rubbing it on Xiao Peng's legs, like a puppy.

Yang Meng pointed at Xiao Peng and said, "Have you ever heard of a sentence? It is called "Gathering Like Like Things!" Xiao Peng is a good friend of birds and beasts!"

Xiao Peng glanced at Yang Meng: "Who are you talking about?" ”

Yang Meng pouted: "Who admits to whom." ”

Jesse and the two watched dumbfounded, as Xiao Peng stroked the head of the spotted monitor lizard. When did the spotted monitor lizard become so gentle?

Looking at the expressions of Jesse and the others, Xiao Peng beckoned to them: "You also want to touch it?"

The sisters' heads shook like rattles. Xiao Peng smiled and patted the body of the spotted monitor lizard, the spotted monitor lizard nodded to Xiao Peng, and walked towards the emu that landed on the side, dragging the huge emu to the side. In Australia, there is no eye spot monitor lizard that cannot be eaten, even the red kangaroo, which can be eaten when it sees it.

Seeing the spotted monitor lizard leave, the sisters ran back from the car, and Jesse looked at Xiao Peng with a surprised face: "Are you the legendary Great Druid?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "If you have to think so, I'll reluctantly admit it." ”

"Poof, shameless!" Jesse said. "By the way, Yang, why aren't you afraid of that monitor lizard?"

Yang Meng shrugged: "I really think it's not easy for you Australians to survive." One time I thought it was too hot to live in the car, so I ran outside and woke up and scared me. ”

"What's wrong? There's a bunch of monitor lizards going to eat you?" said Jesse with a curious look.

Yang Meng shrugged: "If it is, it would be good, I got up that day, and my body was crawling with red-backed spiders." ”

"Ahh "And then?"

Speaking of the red-backed spider, Chinese may be very unfamiliar, but when it says another name, it is definitely a great name, that is, the legendary black widow spider.

The spider is small, black and has only a red spot on its back. But in Australia, even primary school students know that the redback spider and the coffin spider are the two most poisonous spiders in Australia. Every year in Australia, there are fatal cases of being bitten by redback spiders, and this thing is very aggressive, and even a domineering poison like the eastern cobra is also its food!

After being bitten by a redback spider, it is difficult to detect at first, and after a few minutes, the wound begins to hurt, and then begins to sweat, muscle weakness, nausea and vomiting, fever and cramps and other symptoms, which can directly lead to death if not treated in time.

Not to mention the toxicity of this little thing, it also has strong fecundity, and when the conditions are good, it reproduces once a month, and reproduces 5,000 offspring at a time. This amount is simply staggering.

Fortunately, red-backed spiders have a trait, that is, males are almost not poisonous and are smaller! More than 80% of males die before mating. And even if they survive until mating, they will become food for female spiders. In addition, the presence of various natural enemies, birds and reptiles, control its population, otherwise this little spider can really wipe out Australia. It's like the United States, I don't know who brought the red-backed spider and almost caused a disaster!

Yang Meng remembered that day, and still had palpitations: "Then, I was so scared that I jumped up directly, and I almost rolled on the ground." As a result, when I looked back, Xiao Peng was sitting next to me grinning, and I realized that it was his prank, and from that day on, nothing could scare me anymore. ”

After hearing this, Jesse sighed and said, "Yang, it's really not easy for you and Xiao Tiantian to be together and live to such an old age." ”

Yang Meng nodded sympathetically.

Andre stood up suddenly and patted Yang Meng: "You, follow me." ”

Yang Meng was stunned: "Why are you going?"

"Check your body, don't have any problems!" Andre said.

Yang Meng was even more confused: "What can I do?"

Andre snorted coldly: "If you let me go, you will follow me, you two continue to sit here, and I will take him to check his body." ”

Without waiting for the two to answer, Andre dragged Yang Meng onto the pickup truck, and the two drove and disappeared without a trace.

This Nima is embarrassed, Xiao Peng and Jesse, you look at me, I look at you. What does this mean? Did Andre create an opportunity for the two of them? Or did the two of them really go for a physical examination? Uh, definitely not going to any hospital or clinic for a physical examination, where to find those facilities in this wilderness? Andre examined Yang Meng's body? How to check it。。。。。。

Whether the dog man and woman go out to hook up or create opportunities for the two, it's embarrassing enough.

Xiao Peng and Jesse were silent for a long time, but Jesse broke the deadlock: "Uh, Xiao, you just said that your Chinese program is more exciting than the program on the Discovery Channel?"

"Poof. Xiao Peng laughed out loud and nodded desperately.

Jesse was stunned: "Wonderful is wonderful, what are you laughing at?"

Xiao Peng said: "The show I'm talking about is called "Approaching Science", it's definitely the most unreliable TV show I've ever watched, I'll tell you an episode, for example, there is a show, which says that a person is extremely good, can suck blood from any part of his body, and then divides it into three episodes to tell about this matter, looking for doctors and various physical examinations, as well as obtaining proof from various eyewitnesses, the thing is called a horror, you don't know that you still think you are watching the realistic version of "Four Hundred Years of Vampire Horror". ”

Jesse listened to Xiao Peng's narration and looked horrified: "God, is there really a vampire?"

"Hey, you didn't hear the name of the show? Vampires don't exist!" Xiao Peng laughed.

Jesse asked curiously, "What is the truth of the matter?"

"That girl's gums are bleeding!" Xiao Peng lit a cigarette. "Can you imagine how I felt when I finally saw the result? I was there to see the result, and it told me my gums were bleeding!

"Poof. Jesse was amused: "This is your Chinese comedy show? ”

"Comedy fart, that's a serious science and education program! There was also a year when I did several episodes of a UFO program in a row, and I was so scared that I didn't want it after watching the first two episodes, and on the third day it was revealed, and the special thing was that a bug was flying there, and the sensitivity of the camera was not enough!" Xiao Peng said indignantly.

Jesse didn't know what to say. Xiao Peng continued there: "There is also a pair of old people's light bulbs that inexplicably keep turning on themselves at night, and as a result, everyone says that his house is haunted, and it goes directly to who died here decades ago. said that there were noses and eyes, and the old people were frightened and sick, and the experts invited could not explain it. ”

"The result, the result?" Jesse listened more and more intrigued.

"As a result, the switch screws are loose, and it is good to tighten them。。。。。。 ”

"Hahahahahaha

Xiao Peng looked at Jesse: "I really think that TV show should be watched as a comedy." In one issue, a farmer's uncle's cow laid an egg, so he was very surprised and asked an expert to study why the cow lays eggs, what kind of eggs it lays, but what is in it? As a result, various discussions, various analyses, and three whole periods of discussion! In the end, an expert very professionally and carefully cut off a small piece for testing, and finally came to the conclusion that it was。。。。。。 "Xiao Peng sold a pass.

"What is it?" asked Jesse, cheering.

"The cow pulled a round piece of. Xiao Peng gave the answer.

When Jesse heard this, he laughed and exaggerated: "Your country's TV show is so exciting!"

"Of course, what do you think? That's a program run by our country's Central Radio, can it be exciting? That program is absolutely scientific, and there is also an episode, what is it called 'Who's Flying on My Back', which tells the story of a farmer who unconsciously went up the mountain, and it feels absolutely magical. ”

"What kind of god twist is this?" Jesse knew how the TV show was going on, and asked the result directly.

"Oh, it's nothing, that guy is a psychopath. Xiao Peng said lightly.

"Hahahaha Jesse smiled even more happily, holding his stomach and laughing. Xiao Peng and Jesse laughed together, laughing and laughing, and the atmosphere became awkward again. Jesse suddenly seemed to remember something: "By the way, Xiao, I see you have a guitar in the car? can you play the guitar?"

Xiao Peng nodded, and said a little embarrassed: "Well, in fact, I can only sing one English song when I play the guitar。。。。。。 ”

Jesse didn't wait for Xiao Peng to finish, he had already run back to the carriage, took out the guitar and handed it to Xiao Peng: "Sing it to me." ”

Xiao Peng took the guitar and sang a song "Thinking Out Loud" to Jesse. After singing the song, I saw that Jesse was looking at him with two big eyes, and his eyes were full of love.

Xiao Peng was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted, the lyrics of this song are too lethal for a woman, this is an absolute courtship golden song! Jesse didn't misunderstand something, right?

Xiao Peng hurriedly coughed twice: "That, Jesse, I know you have a crush on me, but you know, I'm still young and don't have the idea of starting a family, and I 。。。。。。 ”

Jesse interrupted him with action, only to see her take the guitar from Xiao Peng's hand and put it aside, and walked into Xiao Peng's side: "Don't talk, kiss me!"