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And the judges and teachers who don't have the answers, no one can do it.

So everyone tacitly understood each other and pretended to forget about it. After all, everyone is a teacher, and they can't even do the questions made by the students, so where will the face go?

After Hong Wenming asked that sentence, everyone was silent, and the scene was quite embarrassing.

At this time, Liu Xi's domineering words suddenly broke the silence in the classroom.

She just picked up the pen and began to write down the answers on scratch paper.

A projector connected to a camera faithfully mapped her answers onto the curtain behind the podium, and everyone watched the answers on the screen quietly, without anyone speaking.

Question 1: Observe the following Chinese characters and fill in the blanks with patterns.

Ligan and Tian ()

A. Wind B. Forest C. Fire D. Mountain

The rule is that each word on the question stem has a criss-cross structure, so the answer is A: wind.

As soon as the answer came out, the quiet classroom suddenly exploded, and everyone looked at the curtain in amazement, with 10,000 alpacas galloping past in their hearts, and a field of crows flying in a queue overhead......

it!

Is this also a good way to call it a law?

Why is this embarrassingly called an exam question?

What the hell are you kidding me?

Question 2: Observe the following Chinese characters and fill in the blanks with patterns.

Xiokaguchi Day ()

A. A B. Hui C. Chang D. Same

This time, before Liu Xi could write down the answer, the audience couldn't wait to start doing the questions below. Based on the way the first question is answered, it is clear that the second question should be solved in the same way.

As long as you grasp this feeling, this type of body shape can be completely made.

But they were disappointed again, the strokes were not regular, and there was no crisscross...... How does this work?

Let's look at the answer, I don't believe that Liu Xi can still find a different law.

Liu Xi's answer is as follows: the first word has 1 right angle, the second has 2, the third has 4, and the fourth has 8, so the fifth word must have 16 right angles, so choose C.

……

Quiet, dead quiet.

Nima!

Which neurotic kid is this the subject?!

The medicine can't be stopped!

Question 3: Observe the numbers below and fill in the blanks with patterns.

1，10，5，4，7，（），9，6

A. I B. love C. number D. learn

The answer is as follows: these numbers are arranged in the order of the first, second, third and fourth tones, and "learn" is the second tone, so it is D.

The audience was numb, and they felt that they might never think about it again.

At this moment, the only thing they are interested in is to wonder how miserable the person who asked the question was, how cruel the young man was, how miserable the middle age, how bleak the old age?

I'm afraid this person is the most unhappy person in the whole world, otherwise why would he come up with such a miserable exam question?

Question 4: Observe the following numbers and find patterns.

1，4，3，11，2，0，7，12，6，（），8，30…

A.9 B.14 C.-1 D.32

The key to solving the problem is to convert the numbers from the question stem into English, yes, English.

one，four，three，eleven，two，zero，seven，twelve，six，（），eight，thirty…

According to the law of the number of letters, the parentheses should be filled with a four-letter word.

According to the four options of the answer, only 9 is eligible.

9――nine。

After Liu Xi finished writing the answer, he looked at Hong Wenming and Li Yuanqing, who were already sluggish, clapped his hands and said, "You see, the answer is actually very simple, but you need to change your thinking a little. ”

"Now, do you dare to say that there are no answers to these questions?"

Perverted!

These two words poured out of everyone's hearts at the same time, and they really felt that the people who came up with these questions were super perverts!

No matter what everyone thinks in their hearts, a game is a game, there are always winners and losers in the game, even if it is a nonsense answer, it is better than no answer.

Mr. Carter and four other Jianlu University delegations, as award guests, presented honorary certificates and medals to the winning team of the 14th Middle School with a constipated face, and reluctantly said a few reluctant words, and then silently left the multimedia classroom surrounded by the three principals and teachers.

This trip to Huaxia School gave them a great impact, and they had the most intuitive feeling of the educational concept of Huaxia learning and the ability of Huaxia students to do problems.

In particular, this discussion between the three schools made the foreigners fully feel the horror of Chinese students. Compared with Chinese students, they feel that their peers in their country are scum in terms of doing problems.

……

After the competition, Liu Xi resumed the happy life of taking leave to recuperate at home.

On this day, Liu Xi received a call from Yinyin.

"Hey, Liu Xi, are you there?"

Liu Xi picked up the phone, but Lao Zhou's voice came from the other side.

This is strange, Lao Zhou is too lazy to even answer the phone, he asked Yinyin instead, and this time he actually called her personally.

"Here, what's the matter?"

Liu Xi's answer was quite straightforward, she wanted to sleep lazily, but she was woken up by Lao Zhou's phone call early in the morning.

"Hehe, there is something good, is it coming?" said Lao Zhou.

"What's good?"

Lao Zhou said: "Aren't you very interested in jade wool? I just don't know if you are interested in gambling stones?"

Gambling stones?

Jadeite rough?

Liu Xi woke up in an instant and sat up from the bed.

"Interested, of course interested!"

Liu Xi couldn't wait to reply, she was too interested.

The jade she got from Zhao Zihan, because of Mo Yun's indiscriminate help, was all used by her to expand the dantian and branch meridians, causing the cultivation realm to always remain at the third layer of the Qi refining period.

What Liu Xi needs most now is jade.

It's really sleepy and someone sent a pillow, it's been a long time since I've encountered such a good thing.

As for the gambling stones...... Hehe, isn't that just sending her jade for nothing?

"Haha, it's good to be interested, are you at home now?" said Lao Zhou.

"In. ”

"The old bell will come to pick you up in about half an hour, and he will send you directly. ”

After Lao Zhou finished speaking, he simply hung up the phone neatly.

Liu Xi quickly got up to wash, found a clothes that were still acceptable to change into, and called Mo Yun twice, but there was no response.

"This dead cat has run out to fight again. Liu Xi muttered in a low voice.

Recently, Mo Yun has been very busy, and a few days ago he ran out of the house to take a walk in the community, and suddenly found that there were many cats in the community. There were thirty or forty domestic, and there were wanderers.

Animals are going to enclose territory, and two fat orange cats saw a fist-sized little milk cat swaggering to their own territory.

And so the battle began.

The two fat orange cats only saw Mo Yun's petite figure, but they underestimated Mo Yun's ferocity, and they were beaten to the ground by Mo Yun in two or three rounds, and the scratches on their bodies were bleeding for a long time.

Mo Yun glanced at the two orange cats lying on the ground pretending to be dead with disdain, walked into the territory of the other cats with his head held high, and started the next battle.