Love is like poop, sometimes it's just a fart after working hard for a long time! Love is like poop, you can't stop it after you come! This sentence is not rough! Many people have pursued Liu Xiqian for a long time, but there is no result at all. Although Lu Yulin likes to look at beautiful women, he is not good at pursuing beautiful women, and he is not enthusiastic. However, the system threatened to wipe out the host, so he had to pursue Liu Xiqian, who knew that it would be so smooth!

Tasting Liu Xiqian's sweet first kiss, Lu Yulin's heart was very excited. Actually, this is also his first kiss. A few hours later, as he lay in bed and prepared to fall asleep, he could still feel the warmth she had left on his lips. It was a wonderful feeling to hold her in his arms, a feeling of separation and yet blending with each other! Her plump body, soft, soaked him tightly like water, but like a hard hammer, striking down on his heart.

He sniffed the lingering scent of her, as if she were still around! He said goodnight to her who didn't exist in the illusion, and fell asleep. In his dream, he seemed to hear her knocking on the door, he wanted to speak but couldn't, and then with a squeak, the door opened. She walked in blushing and deftly, looking around the room before entering his bedroom.

She is wearing a pink dress, pink dating makeup, pink high heels, holding a pink baby, a pink little girl!

He wanted to greet her, but he couldn't open his mouth anyway! She lay near his face and studied it for a long time, "The nose, eyebrows, and eyes are all very beautiful, why did they always look unpleasant to the eye before?"

She tugged at his ears and twisted his nose, but he never woke up! She looked around, and there was no one who dared to kiss him on the face! Her face immediately turned red!

She didn't know that there were three ghosts watching her, otherwise her face would have turned even redder! The door had been locked, and it was Twilight Snow who opened the door for her. Twilight pouted, looking reluctant and unhappy. Yao Jinting put her arm around her shoulders and teased her: "Why do we have a sour smell here?"

Liu Wei sniffed his nose, "It seems to be really sour!"

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!" Twilight blushed and glared at Liu Wei, "What's the sour smell? Your nose is almost catching up with a dog's nose!"

"Do you admit it if you're jealous?" Yao Jinting pulled her mouth to both sides, "There are already four big words written on your face: I'm jealous!"

"How can it be so obvious? at most, it's the size of a sesame seed!" Twilight said embarrassedly.

If the three ghosts didn't want Liu Xiqian to hear the voice, she wouldn't be able to hear it at all. At this time, she was drawing a watch on his arm with a marker. She drew the dial with great care, then the scales, hours, minutes, and seconds, and finally the strap. Missing a logo, she drew an omega, felt that it was wrong, erased it again, and drew a peach heart.

"This is my first gift to you!"

She kissed him in the palm of her hand and began to finish her second gift. She thought about it for a long time, and thought it would be better to give him a turtle! So she began to use his entire face as a drawing board and began to create a turtle. She has no talent for drawing, but she has drawn a stick figure turtle many times, and she is familiar with the road!

"This is my second gift to you!

After the painting, she wanted to kiss him on the lips, as if the painter was stamping his work. But as soon as he kissed, a pair of hands wrapped around his head from behind, so that the lips of the two were tightly pressed together. The strange feeling of warmth returned, and she was a little intoxicated for a moment. She is a little lost in herself, like a deer that has lost its way in the forest, but she keeps moving forward and forward with her yearning for happiness.

"Beasts, shameless!" Twilight Xue watched the two kiss, her face darkened, and as soon as she scolded twice, she was quickly dragged out of the room by Yao Jinting. Liu Wei followed, and when he went out, he closed the door by the way!

Both of them are first lovers, and now they are deeply trapped in the quagmire of love, where do they still notice the feelings of others! Besides, Liu Xiqian didn't know that there were still people watching nearby. Although Lu Yulin knew, but when he first tasted the beauty of love, the flame in his heart burned all at once, where could he take care of anything else.

In the next few days, the two stuck together almost every day, eating, shopping, watching movies, and going to play. It is true that Liu Xiqian is the president of Four Seasons Department Store, but the company's business is very stable, and her few days off have little impact on the company. Lu Yulin is even more idle, the online store is in charge of Yao Jinting, Dui Xue and Liu Wei, and the offline store is more relaxed, and the tricky system is fully automatic loading, so you don't have to worry about it at all.

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A few days later, in the morning, he lay on the sofa and turned on his phone, only to see that the tricky system had sent an upgrade notification. The tricky shop has been upgraded again.

Store name: Kobayashi Zi Trick Shop

Store Level: Level 5

Number of items: 4/5

Upgrade Progress: 0/16000 (After obtaining 16000 orders, you can upgrade to the next level.) The current order book is 0.)

Privileges: 1. Open the store decoration permission, the host can decorate the store by himself, 2. Provide an additional 500 items per week, which will be sold by the host itself, and all the income will be owned by the host. Only one item is offered each week, and the offered item is randomly selected by the system.

There are no new privileges, and it makes sense.

He said to Twilight, who was sulking at the doorway, "What's new to the store?"

"See for yourself!" she didn't even look back.

In the past few days, he has noticed that her mood is very abnormal, but he has never known why he is like this! He asked in a low voice, "Sister Jinting, why is Twilight so strange lately?

Yao Jinting covered her forehead and said speechlessly, "The ghost doesn't come to menstruation at all! She's just in a bad mood lately, don't bother with her, it'll be fine after a while!" Besides, he is still their master, is the two really suitable for being together?

Lu Yulin sighed and asked Liu Wei to pause the game and leave his seat. He sat down in front of the computer and looked at the new items on Taobao.

Commodity: Flowers

Price: 1000 RMB!

Free shipping: Yes

Product Description: Prohibited for minors. It is recommended to be used in scenarios such as confession and marriage proposal, and if the customer fails to confess or propose, the store will pay ten times the compensation. Only male accounts over the age of 18 can purchase Taobao. Limited to 100 pieces per day. Each Taobao ID is limited to one piece.

Lu Yulin was a little inexplicable, why should flowers be banned for minors?

It is recommended to be used in confessions, marriage proposals and other scenes, so it is limited to men, which can be regarded as meeting the needs of most people, after all, most of the people who confess and propose marriage are men!

However, what puzzled him the most was that if the customer failed to confess or propose, the store would pay ten times the compensation. He had a bad premonition, thinking that this would be a big pit! But not necessarily, he always thought that a set of 20,000 yuan would be a big pit, but so far, nothing special has happened!

To put it on the shelves or not, he was a little entangled and didn't know how to choose. He consulted Yao Jinting for advice, but she couldn't make up her mind, this was the first time she couldn't make up her mind since they met. If you look at it purely from the perspective of immediate interests, it is best not to put it on the shelf, and you can avoid this very likely pitfall. But from the host's point of view, perhaps this is a test for him, and it can improve his abilities to some extent.

Lu Yulin suddenly slapped his thigh, "On the shelves! People are dead and birds are facing the sky! What's the big deal!"