"Damn, Li Chen, are you all stupid?" Baodao Taoyuan International Airport, Xiao Peng got off the plane, and the first thing he saw was Di Wei's brother-in-law Li Chen, and he couldn't help but complain after seeing it.

Li Chen didn't know how long he had been waiting here, and he was sweating profusely: "Brother Peng, don't mention it, they are so stupid! ”

Xiao Peng took a plane to Treasure Island, and he didn't believe that what Du Yulin said would really keep people from staring at him, so he came to Treasure Island to find Li Chen, and thought about cultivating the plank road here to secretly Chen Cang, and smuggling out through Li Chen's connections.

But as soon as he got off the plane, Xiao Peng was dumbfounded, why didn't this Nima have a covered bridge? Instead, he got off the plane by electric escalator, and then took a shuttle bus to transport it out. What the hell is this, shouldn't the plane stop next to the air bridge and go directly to the airport hall to pick up your luggage?

Li Chen sighed: "Don't mention it, Brother Peng, those people are stupid and crying, didn't Huaxia ask all airlines to delete and change the name of 'Treasure Island' on the homepage of the website? Brother Peng, the car is outside, we got in the car and said. ”

Xiao Peng got in the car and left the airport: "Li Chen, they made this rule, are they outsiders or their own people?"

Li Chen showed a helpless expression: "That's why they are stupid and crying, all foreign airlines use the air bridge for a fee, which is the income of the civil aviation operation fund, which is used for airport maintenance and the improvement of the basic airport equipment, which does not allow the airport bridge, and the civil aviation fund has no money to repair without income, and in the end it can only be a vicious circle, and the unlucky one is our own airport on the island!"

Xiao Peng stretched out his hand: "Sure enough, it's stupid to cry! Isn't this a pit airport?"

Li Chen nodded: "Who said it wasn't! I'll give you an analogy." A large civil aircraft. Carrying 400 passengers here, how many shuttle buses are needed to transport these passengers to the airport hall without stopping the bridge? How much time is wasted on ground operations? How much manpower and material resources are added? So, Brother Xiao, this is really a stupid decision. ”

Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this, 'kohlrabi' is a moth all day long.

Li Chen said: "This is not the most ridiculous, the most ridiculous thing is that they still have to adjust the time zone, is this what they can do? Every year, the International Air Transport Association will hold two meetings to coordinate the time zone, including the time for the flight information region, air traffic control, airports and other facilities and resources used by a passenger plane from take-off to landing. Zhengzhi is above the profession, which is prone to such a situation. ”

Xiao Peng nodded: "Our mainland was like this a few decades ago, and the general sentence was 'If you say you can do it, you can do it, if you can't do it, if you can't do it, you can't do it!', but now Huaxia has changed this problem, so it has become a strong country." What is this? Kill 100 enemies and lose 30,000 yourself?"

Li Chen nodded: "The key is that the mainland's policy is so good that too many people choose to work and live in the mainland." ”

What Li Chen said was that the mainland's preferential policies for the treasure islands have definitely greatly increased the enthusiasm of the people of Taiwan Island to come to the mainland. In the past, people from places like Baodao and Hong Kong Island had to apply for an "employment permit" first if they wanted to go to the mainland, but now this policy has been directly abolished, so that the people of Baodao no longer need to apply for employment permits with complicated procedures when working on the mainland, and this has greatly increased the enthusiasm of the compatriots on Baodao to return to the mainland.

At present, more than half of the young people on Taiwan Island are willing to work in Huaxia, and the Qiongdao Racecourse that Di Wei is in charge of is because of his wife's family, and there are many Taiwanese who work there.

"When are you going over there, it's much better than here!" Xiao Peng said to Li Chen.

Li Chen nodded: "Brother Peng, you don't know, I want to go back, but after all, the business here is too big." The roots of many businesses in the family are here, and they are inseparable. At that time, Li Ru married Di Wei, and how many relatives waited to see the joke? What was the result? Now I am asked to take care of the family's business, is it really because of my ability? I know in my heart that it is because our family has the best relationship with the mainland. It can sustain the family's business. ”

Xiao Peng shrugged, now that the enterprises on Taiwan Island want to make money, they really have to have a good relationship with the mainland.

"How did Brother Mengzi lose contact?" asked Li Chen.

Xiao Peng said: "I still want to ask you, didn't he go to Mexico from Treasure Island at that time?"

Li Chen replied: "Yes, Brother Peng, he took a cruise to Mexico, and you also know that Brother Mengzi has a lot of people who make himself suffer, so he bought a first-class cabin." ”

Xiao Peng nodded: "I know this, he arrived in Mexico in thirty-five days." When I got off the boat, I took a class of beauties with me. He also sent me pictures at the time to make me hungry. ”

Li Chen shrugged after hearing this: "This is very Mengzi's style." Wherever you go, the waves go wherever you go. ”

Xiao Peng said indignantly: "Go to the special thing, let yourself go!"

Li Chen asked, "Brother Peng, why don't you take a cruise ship or take a plane directly like Brother Mengzi?"

Xiao Peng said: "Now that I'm with you, there may be people staring at it." I didn't want people to know my whereabouts this time, so I said that I was going abroad under a false identity, but in fact, I was thinking about smuggling people away, which could cause you some trouble. Can you handle it?"

Li Chen laughed: "Brother Peng, I'm also on the road, okay? What am I afraid of? Besides, I've already thought of a countermeasure." It's just a little bit, Brother Peng, if you really let you take the line of smuggling。。。。。。 That's a lot of sin. If you want to smuggle to the Stars and Stripes, you don't take this line. ”

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "I used my current passport to go to South America, then someone still knows my whereabouts, I smuggled away from you, I just don't want people to know my whereabouts." Besides, I'm going to Mexico, and from there I'm going to investigate the whereabouts of the fierce son, and what Stars and Stripes country is I going to?"

He now has a very real set of 'fake passports', but if he uses this to go to Mexico, can the country where he is going not know? He doesn't want anyone to know his whereabouts now.

However, after listening to Li Chen's words, Xiao Peng was puzzled: "Now there are still people who go to smuggle into the Stars and Stripes Country these years?"

"Yes! Why not! I can't get along in the country, I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, thinking that with my own enthusiasm, I would definitely be able to make a fortune in the country of stars and stripes, but there was a slip of the tongue in the Chinese circle over there that said, 'The first year is bold and grandiose, the second year is silent, the third year is self-talking, and the fourth year is nonsense', I can't get along in China, and it's good to run to the Stars and Stripes country? Don't think too beautiful!"

Xiao Peng suddenly laughed, and Li Chen was puzzled: "Brother Peng, what are you laughing at?"

Xiao Peng said with a smile: "Uncle Du has a friend, a native of the imperial capital, in the mid-eighties, in order to go to the country of stars and stripes, he sold a courtyard house on Gulou Street, scraped together 300,000 yuan, and left his hometown to go to the country of stars and stripes to pan for gold. A high-level intellectual, as a result, after arriving there, every day in the wind and rain and sleep, heavy rain to deliver takeaways, learning foreign languages in the middle of the night, being robbed and beaten in the slum area is countless, this hard work and thrift for more than 30 years, finally saved 1 million US dollars to return to China for the elderly, it turned out that he sold the courtyard house that year is now listed for sale for 100 million. ”

Li Chen also laughed out loud after hearing this, and after laughing, Li Chen said: "Brother Peng, you are lucky to be lucky, there are very few smuggling by sea now. Nowadays, people use real passports to go to South America, such as Argentina, Chile and other countries, get fake passports there, use fake passports to go to Ecuador, transfer to Bogotá in Colombia from there, and then fly to Mexico, from where they are smuggled to the Stars and Stripes country. There are so few people who take the sea, and you are lucky, there is a smuggler company who has recruited a ship that can't afford to fly or can't take the sea route, otherwise I really can't help you. But Brother Peng, I'll talk about the ugly things first, it's been a very hard journey. I can't handle this as a member of our family, so you're just an ordinary stowaway, can you understand that?"

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "It's okay, I can understand." Just let me go to Mexico. Why are all the smugglers going to Mexico now? What's going on?"

Li Chen said: "It is the easiest way to go from Mexico to the Stars and Stripes Country, and there are all kinds of smuggling methods, otherwise Apu will have to build a wall? You must know that the Stars and Stripes Country and Mexico have a border of 3,200 kilometers, most of which are deserts, so how can the personnel of the Stars and Stripes countries be fortified everywhere? There is a famous 'Devil's Road' 321 kilometers west of Douglas Town, which is known as the most dangerous smuggling route in North America, where the ground temperature is usually 54 degrees, and there are only rocks, cacti and rattlesnakes everywhere, but because of its proximity to Interstate 8 in the Stars and Stripes, a large number of smugglers choose to smuggle from here on foot, but many people die from sun exposure and dehydration. ”

"There are also waterways, such as the All-America Canal, which is less than 23 meters wide and less than 200 kilometers from San Diego, California, but the water is extremely turbulent and very prone to accidents, including the Colorado River and the Rio Grande River, and I don't know how many stowaways have drowned. ”

"There are also pickpocketing trains, those who have watched the movie "Wilderness Survival" should have the impression that after the actor in it crossed the Colorado River to Mexico, he was the Stars and Stripes country who picked up the train and ran back. Oh, and there are those who climb the wall, didn't the Stars and Stripes build a wall? The Mexicans destroy the wall in all sorts of ways, and the Mexican border police will deliberately condone the illegal skipping behavior of compatriots, and even provide convenience. ”

"There's also a tunnel, "Fast and Furious III", right? In it, the protagonist and the police go through the abandoned mine, that is, from the tunnel. ”

"There are all sorts of ways, what kind of hot air balloon, hide under the saddle, hide in the trunk, hide in the dashboard of a modified car, hide in the container of a big truck, hide in the cargo hold of an airplane, oh, there's an easier way, because Mexico and the Maple Leaf Country are visa-free, and you can fly to Canada and drive from Canada to the Stars and Stripes. Anyway, in a word, if you want to go to the Stars and Stripes, you must go to Mexico! You said that Brother Mengzi can't go to the Stars and Stripes, right?"

Xiao Peng shook his head, this possibility is infinitely close to zero!

Li Chen drove to the door of a hut, took out a large backpack from the trunk of the car and handed it to Xiao Peng: "Brother Peng, I'll send you here, and someone will take you to Taitung to arrange for you to get on the boat in a while." I don't know where you've gone, and I'm not afraid of anyone investigating me. ”

Xiao Peng smiled and picked up his backpack: "You have thought it through, okay! We will part, and I will thank you when I come back!"

"Brother Peng。。。。。。。 Stay safe!"