Chapter 363: Study Hard, Fairy!
The way to make Lu Liangren happy is very simple, take her shopping, as long as it is a girl, there is no one who does not like shopping, and the invincible Volcano Oba knows their habits very well. 56 Library's new website: .
Along the way, they bought a lot of strange things, and finally the two stopped in front of a goldfish stand.
"I didn't expect there to be goldfish fishing in the last days. Lu Liangren was very curious.
Volcano smiled: "There is a kind of gambling in people at any time, this game is small, but it takes advantage of this human nature, so it endures." ”
It is said that it is a goldfish, but the pond is stocked not with ornamental goldfish, but a relatively narrow fish, and the volcano said that the meat of this fish is delicious and delicious, so Lu Liangren, who is a foodie, was tempted.
As soon as the volcano paid the money, he turned his head and saw Lu Liangren put his finger in the water, and a fish seemed to be attracted and swam over.
"Nier!!" Volcano was startled, and took two steps over to pull her hand out of the water, pulling her hand out of the water in one step, and roared in a low voice, "What are you doing?!"
"I ......" Lu Liangren didn't expect the volcano to be so angry, and said timidly: "Teasing the fish." ”
"You're feeding the fish!" said Volcano, wide-eyed and angry.
Am I in trouble again?...... Lu Liangren hurriedly shut up and didn't dare to say anything more.
"You...... Alas!" As soon as she saw her aggrieved appearance, Volcano knew that she didn't understand, and with a little irritable strokes of her hair, she squatted down and grabbed the small fish swimming over as fast as lightning, and then broke open its mouth to reveal two rows of fine teeth for Lu Liangren to see, "This kind of fish will bite." ”
When Lu Liangren saw the terrifying fish mouth, he immediately retracted his fingers behind his back, and his face turned white with fright.
"No, it looks like I'm going to have to find a book for you to show you about the animals and plants of the last days. Volcano was also terrified, but his eyes were staggered for a moment, and the fool almost fed herself to the fish.
So shopping turned into a library, and they were greeted by a beautiful sister, who looked like the type they liked, and the old problem of the volcano was committed again, and she squinted a pair of peach blossom eyes and said, "Beauty, do you have a boyfriend?"
The girl blushed at him and whispered, "No." ”
According to the usual routine, shouldn't the next thing be "then you have it now, I'm your boyfriend", oops, so shy!!
Unexpectedly, Volcano instantly had a cold face: "Borrow books." ”
If you don't have a boyfriend, you don't have a challenge, and I'm not good at this.
Borrowing the book he wanted under the beauties' complaining gaze, Volcano turned around and saw Lu Liangren looking at him with a pair of big eyes with their own contact lenses, and a huge drop of cold sweat suddenly fell: "Nier......"
Lu Liangren looked at the beautiful woman seriously and said, "Sister, if someone asks you if you have a boyfriend in the future, you have to say yes, otherwise you will look worthless." With that, he left.
"Nier, listen to me, Nier......" Volcano grabbed the book and chased after him, leaving the caretaker sister alone.
Since then, when someone asked the administrator's sister if she had a boyfriend, she said yes, so she ...... Lonely old man for life......
And at this moment on the other side of the street.
"I think it was around here, ah, it was here!"
Volcano took the hand of the lover and walked into a small building, knocking softly on the door of an office.
After a while, the door opened, and a little old man wearing reading glasses stuck out his head and looked them up and down, and asked, "What about the children? Why are only the parents coming, and the children not brought them?"
Parents...... Lu Liangren's face turned red again, and he wanted to shake off Volcano's hand angrily, but with her three-legged cat strength, Volcano's arm didn't even shake.
"Hello old man, it's that she needs to attend the class. The volcano pushed Lu Liangren forward and introduced: "My wife was attacked by zombies when she was in the wild, and her head was injured, and she doesn't remember many things, so she needs to learn again, and I bother you to worry about it." ”
"Who's your ......" wife?
Lu Liangren was about to cry angrily.
"Nier, don't be rude in front of the teacher!" Volcano suddenly shouted.
Teacher?!
Lu Liangren, who had always been afraid of this profession, immediately collected his tears and stood still honestly.
The volcano, who succeeded in the treacherous scheme, held back a smile and continued to say to the old man: "And her temperament has also changed a little, and she has become more childish. ”
"Hmm...... I see. The old man pondered for a moment and asked, "Then what do you want to learn this time?"
Lu Liangren turned his head to look at the volcano, what to learn?
Volcano tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "As far as the dangers of animals and plants in the last days, and some basic common sense of life, it should be okay to follow the middle and middle classes." ”
The old man was quite democratic, and he didn't listen to the volcano, but looked at Lu Liangren and asked, "What about yourself?"
Lu Liangren shouted: "Eat! I want to learn to make food!"
The old man paused.
Volcano's big hand pressed her down in an instant, and said with an embarrassed dry smile: "Hehehe, learn common sense, just learn some common sense." ”
The old man sighed: "There is a middle class in class now, I can take her there." In the evening, there's also a big lesson on dangerous animals and plants in the wild, with some of the latest income from dangerous creatures, and you can both come and listen to it. ”
Volcano thanked him repeatedly.
Five minutes later, the volcano went back, leaving the devastated Lu Liangren in a group of five or six-year-old dolls, returning to her classroom career after more than ten years of absence.
The teacher here is quite enthusiastic, after knowing Lu Liangren's situation, he glanced at her several times, and saw this girl looking at herself intently, and said that she listened carefully to the class and nodded frequently.
But I didn't know that Lu Liangren just looked at the teacher silently: Anyway, I don't understand, just be happy.
"Okay, that's all for today's class, give me your recess homework before you leave. After the teacher finished speaking, he put away the handouts and left.
Lu Liangren was stunned when he heard this, biting his pen and crying silently, the teacher spoke too fast, she didn't write down a few words at all.
has been like this since she was a child, if it weren't for her quiet and mischievous class, she would have been persuaded to return home like Jin Zhongren in terms of learning efficiency.
"Well, I'll borrow you to copy it. A ghostly workbook suddenly appeared in front of Lu Liangren.
She turned her head to look and saw a little (!) cool guy wearing a black T-shirt, denim shorts, sneakers, and a pair of sunglasses on his face handed over his class notes.
"That...... Thank you. "I didn't expect it to be reduced to copying a six-year-old child's homework...
Chen Zhixing. ”
"Huh?!"
"I don't call that, my name is Chen Zhixing!" said the little boy with a stinky fart.
"Oh, thank you, Chen Zhixing, but copying homework doesn't seem to be very good. Lu Liangren was kind and kind, and smiled kindly, thinking that this child's stinky fart looked very much like her brother's childhood.
"Nonsense, copying homework is the most precious friendship between classmates, you must know how to cherish it! Also, how can you call me by my name, you should call me Chen Shao, do you know who my dad is?"
"Could it be Li Gang?!"
Chen Zhixing obviously couldn't appreciate the coquettish charm of this outdated old stalk, and rolled his eyes and said: "My surname is Chen, how can my father call Li Gang, if you want to call it, you should also call it Chen Gang." ”
"Oh, Chen Gang. ”
"......" Chen Zhixing, who accidentally changed his father's name, was messy in the wind.
The way to make Lu Liangren happy is very simple, take her shopping, as long as it is a girl, there is no one who does not like shopping, and the invincible Volcano Oba knows their habits very well. 56 Library's new website: .
Along the way, they bought a lot of strange things, and finally the two stopped in front of a goldfish stand.
"I didn't expect there to be goldfish fishing in the last days. Lu Liangren was very curious.
Volcano smiled: "There is a kind of gambling in people at any time, this game is small, but it takes advantage of this human nature, so it endures." ”
It is said that it is a goldfish, but the pond is stocked not with ornamental goldfish, but a relatively narrow fish, and the volcano said that the meat of this fish is delicious and delicious, so Lu Liangren, who is a foodie, was tempted.
As soon as the volcano paid the money, he turned his head and saw Lu Liangren put his finger in the water, and a fish seemed to be attracted and swam over.
"Nier!!" Volcano was startled, and took two steps over to pull her hand out of the water, pulling her hand out of the water in one step, and roared in a low voice, "What are you doing?!"
"I ......" Lu Liangren didn't expect the volcano to be so angry, and said timidly: "Teasing the fish." ”
"You're feeding the fish!" said Volcano, wide-eyed and angry.
Am I in trouble again?...... Lu Liangren hurriedly shut up and didn't dare to say anything more.
"You...... Alas!" As soon as she saw her aggrieved appearance, Volcano knew that she didn't understand, and with a little irritable strokes of her hair, she squatted down and grabbed the small fish swimming over as fast as lightning, and then broke open its mouth to reveal two rows of fine teeth for Lu Liangren to see, "This kind of fish will bite." ”
When Lu Liangren saw the terrifying fish mouth, he immediately retracted his fingers behind his back, and his face turned white with fright.
"No, it looks like I'm going to have to find a book for you to show you about the animals and plants of the last days. Volcano was also terrified, but his eyes were staggered for a moment, and the fool almost fed herself to the fish.
So shopping turned into a library, and they were greeted by a beautiful sister, who looked like the type they liked, and the old problem of the volcano was committed again, and she squinted a pair of peach blossom eyes and said, "Beauty, do you have a boyfriend?"
The girl blushed at him and whispered, "No." ”
According to the usual routine, shouldn't the next thing be "then you have it now, I'm your boyfriend", oops, so shy!!
Unexpectedly, Volcano instantly had a cold face: "Borrow books." ”
If you don't have a boyfriend, you don't have a challenge, and I'm not good at this.
Borrowing the book he wanted under the beauties' complaining gaze, Volcano turned around and saw Lu Liangren looking at him with a pair of big eyes with their own contact lenses, and a huge drop of cold sweat suddenly fell: "Nier......"
Lu Liangren looked at the beautiful woman seriously and said, "Sister, if someone asks you if you have a boyfriend in the future, you have to say yes, otherwise you will look worthless." With that, he left.
"Nier, listen to me, Nier......" Volcano grabbed the book and chased after him, leaving the caretaker sister alone.
Since then, when someone asked the administrator's sister if she had a boyfriend, she said yes, so she ...... Lonely old man for life......
And at this moment on the other side of the street.
"I think it was around here, ah, it was here!"
Volcano took the hand of the lover and walked into a small building, knocking softly on the door of an office.
After a while, the door opened, and a little old man wearing reading glasses stuck out his head and looked them up and down, and asked, "What about the children? Why are only the parents coming, and the children not brought them?"
Parents...... Lu Liangren's face turned red again, and he wanted to shake off Volcano's hand angrily, but with her three-legged cat strength, Volcano's arm didn't even shake.
"Hello old man, it's that she needs to attend the class. The volcano pushed Lu Liangren forward and introduced: "My wife was attacked by zombies when she was in the wild, and her head was injured, and she doesn't remember many things, so she needs to learn again, and I bother you to worry about it." ”
"Who's your ......" wife?
Lu Liangren was about to cry angrily.
"Nier, don't be rude in front of the teacher!" Volcano suddenly shouted.
Teacher?!
Lu Liangren, who had always been afraid of this profession, immediately collected his tears and stood still honestly.
The volcano, who succeeded in the treacherous scheme, held back a smile and continued to say to the old man: "And her temperament has also changed a little, and she has become more childish. ”
"Hmm...... I see. The old man pondered for a moment and asked, "Then what do you want to learn this time?"
Lu Liangren turned his head to look at the volcano, what to learn?
Volcano tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "As far as the dangers of animals and plants in the last days, and some basic common sense of life, it should be okay to follow the middle and middle classes." ”
The old man was quite democratic, and he didn't listen to the volcano, but looked at Lu Liangren and asked, "What about yourself?"
Lu Liangren shouted: "Eat! I want to learn to make food!"
The old man paused.
Volcano's big hand pressed her down in an instant, and said with an embarrassed dry smile: "Hehehe, learn common sense, just learn some common sense." ”
The old man sighed: "There is a middle class in class now, I can take her there." In the evening, there's also a big lesson on dangerous animals and plants in the wild, with some of the latest income from dangerous creatures, and you can both come and listen to it. ”
Volcano thanked him repeatedly.
Five minutes later, the volcano went back, leaving the devastated Lu Liangren in a group of five or six-year-old dolls, returning to her classroom career after more than ten years of absence.
The teacher here is quite enthusiastic, after knowing Lu Liangren's situation, he glanced at her several times, and saw this girl looking at herself intently, and said that she listened carefully to the class and nodded frequently.
But I didn't know that Lu Liangren just looked at the teacher silently: Anyway, I don't understand, just be happy.
"Okay, that's all for today's class, give me your recess homework before you leave. After the teacher finished speaking, he put away the handouts and left.
Lu Liangren was stunned when he heard this, biting his pen and crying silently, the teacher spoke too fast, she didn't write down a few words at all.
has been like this since she was a child, if it weren't for her quiet and mischievous class, she would have been persuaded to return home like Jin Zhongren in terms of learning efficiency.
"Well, I'll borrow you to copy it. A ghostly workbook suddenly appeared in front of Lu Liangren.
She turned her head to look and saw a little (!) cool guy wearing a black T-shirt, denim shorts, sneakers, and a pair of sunglasses on his face handed over his class notes.
"That...... Thank you. "I didn't expect it to be reduced to copying a six-year-old child's homework...
Chen Zhixing. ”
"Huh?!"
"I don't call that, my name is Chen Zhixing!" said the little boy with a stinky fart.
"Oh, thank you, Chen Zhixing, but copying homework doesn't seem to be very good. Lu Liangren was kind and kind, and smiled kindly, thinking that this child's stinky fart looked very much like her brother's childhood.
"Nonsense, copying homework is the most precious friendship between classmates, you must know how to cherish it! Also, how can you call me by my name, you should call me Chen Shao, do you know who my dad is?"
"Could it be Li Gang?!"
Chen Zhixing obviously couldn't appreciate the coquettish charm of this outdated old stalk, and rolled his eyes and said: "My surname is Chen, how can my father call Li Gang, if you want to call it, you should also call it Chen Gang." ”
"Oh, Chen Gang. ”
"......" Chen Zhixing, who accidentally changed his father's name, was messy in the wind.