Text Chapter 1138 Deserves to be single for 10,000 years!

The boat continued along the Amazon River, while Helena was busy on board.

Walter asked curiously, "Mr. Xiao, what is Helena doing?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Chasing the love she may have lost"

Walter was confused and ran to help Helena get busy.

McGill went to sleep in the cabin now, he really didn't sleep well last night. Now I can finally go into the cabin and sleep. Xiao Peng was also happy.

"Brother Peng, what is Helena doing?" Yang Meng was also curious in the cockpit and asked Xiao Pengdao.

"Grab shit!" Xiao Peng replied with a smile.

Yang scratched his head fiercely: "I don't know what to say." ”

With Walter's help, Helena did things much faster, and in more than an hour, she finally made what she wanted to do.

When she was done, she called Lulu out with a smug face and made a gesture to compare herself with Lulu.

Lulu looked surprised when she figured out what Helena meant, and then laughed. Then he ran directly to the back of the boat and came over with a machete and spear, and motioned to Helena to choose her own weapon.

Helena looked at the machete and spear and hurriedly waved her hand: "This is too uncivilized. Let's use simple methods to compete against each other!

Yang Meng was drinking coffee there, and when he heard Helena's words, he directly squirted out the coffee in his mouth, what the hell? Helena wants to compare his luck with Lulu?

But when he saw what Helena had done, it dawned on him.

In fact, Helena is not doing anything strange, it is just a pulley.

Anyone who has studied physics in junior high school knows that this thing is a simple machine assembled by multiple movable pulleys and fixed pulleys, which can change the direction of the force and make the person pulling more labor-saving.

Looking at the pulley set made by Helena, she was speechless. How many moving pulleys are used, so that such a little girl can pull up a big fat man, right?

I saw Helena hang the pulley block on the mast of the ship, and handed the rope at one end to Lulu, while the other end was held by herself, making a gesture of pulling the rope.

This action Lulu is very familiar, and in the Mamiano tribe, they often engage in such a 'tug-of-war'-like wrestling game. It's just that they use sticks------ and the ropes they usually use are woven from palm leaves, which can't withstand their vigorous pulling.

Lulu confidently picked up the rope and wrapped it around her hand, making a 'start' gesture to Helena. After saying that, he pulled up the rope vigorously. She originally looked relaxed, but she didn't expect that as soon as she pulled the rope, a huge force came.

Lulu looked surprised, her expression turned positive, and she pulled up the rope with all her might.

But even if she tried her best to feed, it was not the role of the pulley, she didn't let go, and was actually suspended in the air by Helena.

Lulu looked at Helena in surprise, she couldn't understand how Helena could pull her up, this Helena had so much power, she couldn't figure out why this thing happened. She let go of the rope in her hand and sat straight down on the deck.

Helena walked up to Lulu with a smug look on her face and reached out to pull Lulu up. Before Lulu could figure out why she was losing, she saw Helena walk into the cockpit and chat with Yang Meng.

Lulu scratched her head, although she was confused and didn't understand why she lost to Helena, but seeing Helena and Yang Meng standing together, she also entered the cockpit and stayed by Yang Meng's side.

And although she lost to Helena and asked Helena to stand by Yang Meng's side, she still didn't allow Helena to do anything to Yang Meng. A group of people were making a fuss in the cockpit, and Yang Meng's head exploded!

"Walter, come here and start the boat!" Yang Meng couldn't stand it anymore and shouted out to Walter.

Walter was stunned when he heard this: "I can't drive a boat!"

"Take care of the rudder! Just walk along the middle of the river! Drive to the shore and I'll throw you into the river to feed the crocodiles!" Yang Meng said angrily!

Walter believed that Yang Meng could do it, so he hurriedly ran to the cockpit and started the boat.

Yang Meng ran out of the cockpit and sat next to Xiao Peng: "Brother Peng, is this so deep hungry?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Didn't you say that you are charming all day long? Now that it has finally been confirmed that this is true, why are you still not happy?"

Yang Meng frowned: "Brother Peng, I admire you now, the four wives can still play, these two women, I have a headache without doing anything!"

"Who told you not to do it? Now you just have to say you want, how about I drag McGill out of the cabin and make room for you now?" Xiao Peng asked rhetorically.

Yang Meng had a headache: "Brother Peng, you have experience, how to solve such a thing?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "I'm luckier than you, I really haven't encountered such trouble." Look at how good you are, you can now calm down and think, these two, one is superior in force, and the other has a developed mind. If you and Lulu have children, it will definitely be towards the Hulk, and Helena can make up for your lack of intelligence, so it makes sense for you to choose anyone!Eh, I think you just want both, no, Lulu may accept it, after all, it is your fan, but Helena may not accept it, she is not a Mormon。。。。。。 ”

Yang Meng wanted to say something, but Helena and Lulu came to him again. And looking at Xiao Peng's eyes is a little wrong, it feels like saying 'light bulb, go away quickly, don't disturb us together'.

Xiao Peng had a lot of eyesight, and went directly to the cockpit and liberated Walter.

Walter took out two bottles of beer from the refrigerator, handed Xiao Peng a bottle, and looked at Yang Meng with envy.

"Mr. Xiao, when will I be so popular。。。。。。 ”

"Huh?" Xiao Peng was stunned for a moment, looking at Walter, in all fairness, Walter is not ugly! He is also tall and has a good figure, how can no one like him?

"Don't tell me you're not in a relationship. You're a handsome guy, too. Xiao Peng asked in surprise.

Walter sighed: "Actually, I have chased girls, but I have succeeded several times, but each time it is not long, and they say that it is difficult to get along with me." I don't even understand why. ”

Xiao Peng was even more surprised: "Difficult to get along with, do you have any bad habits?"

Walter shook his head: "Mr. Xiao, believe me, I'm just an ordinary college student. I don't think I'm a junkie, right? The point is that women are too difficult to get along with! I don't even know how to get along with them. ”

Xiao Peng was even more curious: "Then tell me, how do they have a difficult way to get along?"

Walter thought for a moment: "I'll give you an example, I was courting a girl, I wanted to invite her to dinner, and everyone said that inviting a girl to dinner is the best start to pursue her, didn't they?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "That's right, then what? didn't she agree?"

She agreed, but told me that she had been going vegetarian for weight loss recently. Walter replied.

Xiao Peng scratched his head: "Then go vegetarian, what's the problem?"

Walter shrugged: "It's really hard for me to understand what is the relationship between vegetarianism and weight loss, the theory of vegetarian weight loss is to add a small amount of energy to the human body, reduce fat, and let the human body consume more than enough to finally achieve the goal of weight loss, which is not good for the human body." So I told her, 'Vegetarianism doesn't make you photosynthesize, and even if you do, you still get fat if you do photosynthesize, and you still get fat in the end,' and she ignored me anymore------ doesn't this woman have a sense of humor?"

"???" Xiao Peng was stunned: "The sense of humor?

Walter explains: "Photosynthesis is the process by which green plants absorb light energy, combine carbon dioxide and water into energetic organic matter, and then release oxygen. And the human body does not produce photosynthesis, I mean that no matter how much vegetables she eats, they will not become green plants. Hahaha。。。。。。 At this point, Walter burst out laughing.

Xiao Peng covered his forehead, he really couldn't understand where the joke was, so he decided to change the topic: "Give me another example." ”

Walter thought for a moment and said, "There's another girl who once asked me to go to her dorm to watch TV. We're watching Sherlock. ”

"Wait a minute!" Xiao Peng interrupted him, "Are you saying that a girl invited you to watch TV in her dormitory, and you really went to watch TV with her?"

Isn't this Nima stupid? Can't you even see such an obvious hint?

Walter replied, "Of course, we're going to watch TV, and she'll tell me if she wants to do something else with me." ”

Xiao Peng covered his face: "You go on." ”

"I don't know why, we sat there watching TV, and the atmosphere wasn't very good, which was really weird, and she was still very happy when I went. Walter was puzzled.

What else could Xiao Peng say? He could only signal Walter to continue.

Walter said: "The episode we watched later happened to be Charlotte trying to find out the location of the murderer by calculating a formula, but I found that the formula on TV was a little wrong, so I pressed pause and asked the girl to give me a pen and paper to recalculate the formula, but she just drove me away, and now I'm still confused." I can't figure out why. ”

Xiao Peng was stunned after listening to Walter's words: "You still can't figure out why?"

Wal nodded: "Yes, Mr. Xiao, men can't leave women in our lives, I want to be as popular as Mr. Yang, but thinking about what happened to me, I feel hopeless again, are women such strange creatures? How can they be as popular as Mr. Yang?"

Xiao Peng was stunned after hearing this, and finally patted Walter on the shoulder: "Believe me, people like you are definitely the kind that deserve to be single for 10,000 years." ”