68. I'm still vulgar
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There was a loud bang, and when the cage in the air was broken, a behemoth fell from the cage, and if you looked closely, it was almost a ball of meat. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd
I was dumbfounded, because when the huge ball of meat fell, it actually killed three jailers!
The three jailers died unjustly, and just now they pointed the finger at me, and now they have turned into three balls of meat, and the ball of meat squirmed, and I almost forgot the hot pain in my stomach, so I opened my mouth, and I didn't know what this ball of meat was.
"The king called me...... Hiccup...... Come to the mountains to feed ...... Hiccup. "The meat ball suddenly turned over, and I realized that on top of this huge meat ball, there were a pair of short hands and legs, and the face was almost no longer human-shaped, just such a fat mass.
"Hey, I'm out?" Meatball looked at his body in surprise, he seemed to be working very hard, and his body was slowly getting smaller, until he became a normal man, this is a very obscene-looking man, hanging eyes, one-word eyebrows, sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, and a mouthful of buckteeth are very conspicuous.
There was silence at the scene, and after the silence, the jailers launched a frantic attack on us, and for a time the people on our side, the beaten people, turned on their backs, and retreated in defeat.
The lewd man, it should be Xiao Zhuanfeng, but the aura on his body is very strange, when it saw the surrounding jailers, it suddenly laughed: "I didn't expect that as soon as my Uncle Drillwind came out, he would be able to fight, it's so comfortable!"
Saying that, Xiao Diamond Wind's ** was like an eraser, and suddenly bulged again, turned into a meat ball, and rampage through the dungeon, causing countless casualties, including casualties on our side.
Kurosawa said anxiously: "Uncle Drill Wind, please raise your noble hand, I will let you out, not let you kill our own people!"
The little drill wind fell on his heels, hit his head on the wall, bleeding from his nose, slowly raised his head and said: "So that's the case, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can you tell me, which are the enemies and which are the comrades?"
"Those in uniform are enemies anyway. Kurosawa scratched his head and said, apparently unable to find any excuse for explanation.
On the other side, there was a shout from the pangolin: "Come on, everyone, the passage is open!"
I was overjoyed when I heard this, but in the distance, there were also many heavily armed soldiers, and they had already rushed down the dungeon with their weapons in hand.
I said in my heart that tonight was destined to be a sleepless night, but that's fine, it's been a long time since I used my skills to do a good job.
Thinking of this, I mustered up all my strength and rushed towards one of the jailers, but the jailer was so good that he was able to draw with me.
Fortunately, the Diamond Wind Meat Ball calmly rushed over: "It's you kid who broke my cage, let Uncle Drill Wind and I will help you!"
Saying that, the huge meat ball rushed towards the enemy's army, and the enemy hurriedly coped with it, but the speed of the meat ball was extremely fast, like a bright out-of-control car, and the scene was indescribably spectacular.
Everywhere they passed, the enemy was embarrassed, and many monsters with a slightly shallow path were directly crushed to death......
I was also dumbfounded, and I was fascinated, and soon, most of the monsters were gone, and I saw that there were fewer and fewer people on my side, so I simply said to Drill Wind: "Little Drill Wind, now that everyone has retreated, you and I will run away immediately, this place is no longer the lion and camel country of the past, and it is important to save your life." ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng lived for such a long time, there was no nonsense at this time, and he immediately followed me, and finally the pangolin general cut off the road to the entrance of the cave and sealed the starting point of this passage, and we all fled for a while, and finally came to the outside of the city, but at this time it has been more than two hours.
We have unearthed one after another on a small hill, and when we look back, we can easily see the city wall of the lion camel country behind us, which is very large.
I glanced at the pangolin's hands and saw that his nails had fallen off, and some of his fingers were showing bones.
"Great Sage, what now?" Kurosawa said, looking at me.
I looked around and said, "It's not realistic for so many of us to go into the city now, and then they'll not only hunt us down on the ground, but maybe also look for caves underground, and if we get caught, all our efforts will be in vain!"
"Great Sage, are you the Monkey King?!" Xiao Zhuanfeng's eyes widened and said, "At the beginning, you fooled me, saying that you were always Diamond Wind, and I was punished in front of the king, but I didn't expect to meet you here today, see if I don't beat you into meat sauce!"
As he spoke, the little drill wind walked towards me menacingly.
I'm not good at secretly, I'm afraid that this little drill wind is now around the Mahayana period, if I really fight, I will be killed in seconds, at this time, I must not fight bravely, I have to fight wit, after all, this little drill wind is a notoriously bad brain in Journey to the West.
I coughed and said, "You little drill wind really don't know what to do, I was trying to save you, but now you actually bite Lu Dongbin and don't know the good heart!"
"What are you talking nonsense, what is it called saving me, you are hurting me!"
"You also know that the battle will be fierce after that, just your little character, my grandson can whip you to death with a stick, do you know why my grandson didn't whip you to death?" I said, raising my eyebrows.
Xiao Zhuanfeng wiped the back of his head and said, "Why?"
I was secretly happy in my heart, and said that this guy had already entered the trap, and immediately coughed seriously, and I said: "Your singing voice is very good, and you are a contented monster, so there is nothing harmful, I think that a monster like you, if you go to the theater to sing at that time, you will definitely be able to become a generation of celebrities." ”
Xiao Zuanfeng also likes to listen to flattery, and when he heard my words, he smiled leisurely and puffed up his chest: "You don't need to say it, they all say that I sing well." ”
"So I was planning to free you from the sea of suffering and be a happy monster, after all, a talented person like you, why do you want to follow those three demon kings to mess around? ”
"I see, according to what you say, I have to thank you?" Xiao Zuanfeng's eyes were clear, and there was no longer any previous grudge.
I straightened my chest and said, "Now that I saved you for the second time, you not only have to thank me, you have to call me big brother!"
"Big brother?!Why do you call you big brother?!" Xiao Zhuanfeng frowned, and his ugly face was distorted.
I patted him on the shoulder and said: "This time I came to this lion camel country, I first thought of you, so let everyone come to save you, but I didn't expect that now things are not human, and it is two little monsters that occupy the lion camel country, this monster I didn't even see a single hair, originally I calculated, if the three kings ascended to heaven, this lion camel country should be you to sit in town, after all, a talented and contented monster like you is rare in the world, and can bring a good life to the people to live and work in peace and contentment......"
"You know me so well. Little Diamond Wind had tears in his eyes.
I sighed and said: "It's a pity, big brother, I'm incompetent, now this lion camel country has thousands of enemies, even if I have the ability to reach the sky, but my hands are invincible to four fists, I can't do anything." ”
I stroked my head with my hand and looked at the little drill wind weakly.
Xiao Zhuanfeng was completely immersed in my words, and at this time he was already in tears, and his snot was even more confused: "Big brother, I never expected that after so many years, you would still remember me, I ...... just now I was going to kill you just now, I'm not a fucking human!"
Saying that, Xiao Zhuanfeng slapped two of himself in a row, and his face was swollen with all his strength, which scared me, this thing is cruel enough to himself.
I put my arm around his shoulders and said, "Now that your sister-in-law is in trouble, I plan to help my brother here, and after regaining the Lion Camel Country, I will lead the demon army to help me, brother, are you willing to go with me?"
Xiao Zuanfeng patted his chest and said: "Before I met my eldest brother, those three demon kings were like grass mustard to me, they didn't care about me, they would treat me as cannon fodder, it was completely possible, but since my sister-in-law was in trouble, I would definitely help, but ...... Brother, aren't you a monk, why do you have a daughter-in-law?"
I was embarrassed and said, "I...... It's also vulgar. ”