When I returned to the adult store, it was already past ten o'clock. Organize orders and place orders. Contact the courier and send the courier that should be sent. Bored to pass the morning, after lunch, he lay on the counter and dozed off. After waking up, I began to think about how the business of offline stores could improve. Signboards and advertisements in offline stores have been sent out for a long time, but not a single order has been sold. Although his Taobao shop is doing well, with 50,000 or 60,000 people visiting it and ordering thousands of customers, it is distributed among more than a billion people throughout China. It doesn't make much of a splash at all.

The current situation is that only people who recognize Taobao stores will buy offline.

Only by taking the initiative to tell the news to the buyer will it lead some people to buy offline.

Besides, he has one or two hundred customers from L.A.!

As soon as he said it, he took out his phone and edited a message.

The legendary Xiaolinzi Tricky Shop offline store has opened. Welcome to the store to buy!ps: The owner's little brother is still quite handsome, free co-production!Address: No. 46, Shuijing Avenue, Los Angeles. ”

I found the customers whose address was Los Angeles in the order, a total of 164, and sent them one by one.

But when I get seventy or eighty, I feel very tired!

Wouldn't it be nice to hire someone to help? After all, it's also annoying to make orders every day.

However, the tricky shop is so special that it can be described as mysterious, how can we ensure that the news is not leaked?

After thinking about it for a long time, I suddenly had an idea, I can't find someone, I can find a ghost!

He took out the ghost talisman and probed his consciousness into it. In addition to the red-clothed female ghost who was once found to possess Liu Qingqing's body, there were also sixteen yin ghosts that were absorbed from the Yin Ghost Banner. He took a closer look, and among the seventeen ghosts, there were ten male ghosts. They range in age from their twenties to their forties, and their appearance is not terrible, and there are a few ghosts that can even be said to be very handsome, at least more handsome than him. They wore a variety of clothes, some wore T-shirts and jeans, some wore security uniforms, some wore suits and leather shoes, and some only wore small pants.

The female ghosts are all in their twenties, I don't know if it's a coincidence, or if they are deliberately selected by the old way, almost every one of them is very beautiful. They are tall, all of them are above 168 in height, not only beautiful, but also very temperamental, cold, elegant, dignified, pure, quiet, pretty, cute, each with its own characteristics. Lu Yulin feels that the veteran vision is really okay, and with this vision, it is no problem to be elected as a judge of the beauty competition. They are also dressed in a variety of ways, some wear evening dresses, some wear flight attendant uniforms, some wear secretary clothes, some wear loli suits, and one even wears translucent pajamas, the key parts seem to be leaky, very sexy.

"Master, will you have a nosebleed?" said the female ghost in her pajamas.

The female ghost in the evening dress gave Lu Yulin a flying kiss, "What's the nosebleed! I feel that the master's Ding Ding is about to glide and take off!"

"I'm so scared, what if the master is rude?" the female ghost in the loli suit pretended to be afraid and squeezed her chest, making the pair of tsunderes look even more majestic.

"It's okay, he can see it, he can't touch it. I'm in a hurry, I can't get started!" The female ghost in pajamas walked up to him and hugged Lu Yulin.

The female ghost is in his arms, and as soon as he looks down slightly, he can see her invisible career line. But he didn't feel the slightest weight, he reached out and touched it, but he couldn't touch anything, and passed directly through her body.

"Master, you are so bad, where are you touching? With so many people watching, Mu Yan is so shy!" The female ghost in pajamas was possessed, and she covered her face and pretended to be shy.

"You, you, even the master dares to tease! It's so lawless, see if I don't punish you harshly another day!" Lu Yulin was ridiculed, so he had to say a cruel word.

"How do you punish it?leather whip?dripping wax?" The female ghost in the evening dress licked her beautiful red lips, "Come on, I can't wait!"

After saying that, all the ghosts laughed. These ghosts have been together for a long time, and they are still relatively familiar with each other. There is no contact between ghosts and ghosts, so when there is nothing to do, they can only fight with their mouths and talk about the mountains. Because he is a ghost, he is no longer bound by secular morality and law, so he speaks unscrupulously. However, when facing the non-empty people, they were indeed a different look, and they were simply trembling with fright. If you don't have empty people, you will punish them at every turn, and burn them with drunken ghosts, and the pain will go deep into the bone marrow.

Ever since they were sucked into the enslaved ghost talisman, they had become Lu Yulin's servants. Without any contract or spiritual restraint, they naturally recognized Lu Yulin as their master deep down. As if they were heart-to-heart, they could understand his personality and style, so they recognized Lu Yulin from the bottom of their hearts. is different from Lao Dao, although Lu Yulin is a bit of a ghost, his nature is still relatively kind. That's why they tease him without any scruples.

It's also an alternative kind of greeting!

Since it's a ghost, who cares about the rules and regulations of the world?

Besides, no matter how much you laugh, you are not afraid of going overboard, Lu Yulin can't touch their bodies at all!

Mu Yan, who was wearing pajamas, came up and grabbed his private part, "I can't ask for it either! Master, I want it, haha!"

Lu Yulin slapped her ass hard, but nothing hit.

"Sisters, you're going to spoil me like this!'re still young!" Lori said shyly.

"What's small, it's big! It sticks the master's eyes, and I can't move it!" Mu Yan slapped the girl in Lori's breasts.

"Yes, master, you can judge, is it big?" Lori pretended to be shy and walked in front of Lu Yulin.

This group of female ghosts is too terrifying, they don't give their master a little face at all, and they keep teasing him.

What to do? Punish them? Certainly not, after all, they are just making trouble with good intentions.

Lu Yulin is not the kind of person who doesn't have a little bit of entertainment spirit.

Fighting back? Lu Yulin directly stretched out his hand to her tsundere, and although he didn't touch anything, he still pretended to pinch it.

"Ahh

It's ecstasy!

Molested again!

Take a step back.

Seeing all the female ghosts gloating and laughing, the male ghosts couldn't help but laugh and began to mock Lu Yulin!

"Is it kidney deficiency?"

"How can you do it at such a young age?"

"If you have nothing to do, you have to make up for it! Kidney treasure or something, just drink a few bottles if you have nothing to do!"

"It's not enough to make up for it alone, you have to take drugs! Brother Wei has a hundred pills at a time, and he can be a man easily!"

"A hundred, what about feeding the elephants?"

“...”

Lu Yulin looked at these dozen ghosts speechlessly, feeling that his life was too a failure. Relying on the identity of the system and the master, these ghosts can't be subdued, and they are also jointly molested by the ghosts.

What a failure!

What a shame!

It's tragic!

Lu Yulin asked weakly, "I want to find a few helpers to help deal with Taobao orders and deal with a little chores." I don't know if anyone wants to?" even though he was the master, he didn't want to force everyone to do things. It's unlucky enough to be a ghost, but it's even more unlucky to be a ghost without freedom, and if he is still forced to do things, he really can't bear it. Anyone willing to help, he has no score in his heart.

"I do!"

"I do!"

“...”

Seeing that all the ghosts raised their hands and quarreled about wanting to help, Lu Yulin asked a little puzzled, "Why?

The tall man in the security uniform said, "Whether it is in the Yin Ghost Banner or in this Ghost Talisman, it is dark and stuffy, and it is almost suffocated!"

"You're a ghost, you can't die. Lu Yulin reminded.

"You can't die, but it's boring. The man in the security uniform said, "I feel like a maggot in my heart, and I feel as uncomfortable as I am!"

"It's disgusting!" Mu Yan waved his hand, as if to drive something away.

"That's it!" Lu Yulin thought about it, it must be boring to be trapped in this small place every day. Moreover, ghosts are not sleepy, they don't need to sleep, and they can't sleep, so staying in one place twenty-four hours a day must be boring!" "Mu Yan, you are in charge, first select a ghost to help me deal with Taobao's order, and then help me find a secretary to deal with some daily chores." If someone knows how to take care of business, they can't find it and help me take care of business. If you are a little bit else, I'll help you arrange a job and you can leave here then. ”

After thinking about it, Lu Yulin added, "If you help me work for more than a year, I will help him return to his yang." Of course, there has to be a suitable corpse. ”

As soon as they heard Lu Yulin's promise to help everyone return to their yang, every ghost was very happy and thanked him from the bottom of their hearts. After all, they were his servants, and even if they didn't want to, they wouldn't be able to resist if he forced it. Now, Lu Yulin is not only asking for their opinions, but also promising to help them return to their yang. This shows that Lu Yulin is a kind-hearted person.

Mu Yan solemnly bowed and thanked, and then the other ghosts also solemnly bowed and thanked.

"You guys are too polite!" Lu Yulin was a little embarrassed. After all, let them help work for a year.

Mu Yan seemed to see his thoughts, and said with a smile, "If you pay, you will be rewarded." You also have to pay for helping us return the yang, and if you pay, you should be rewarded. We have worked for you for a year, and naturally we have no complaints, and we thank you from the bottom of our hearts! You have at least given us hope of returning the yang. ”

"Okay, I'm not pretentious! With that, the consciousness left the ghost talisman and returned to reality. Within a few minutes, there were regular customers of a small Linzi trick shop who saw the news released by Lu Yulin. She was not far from here, and when she saw the news, she drove a red Mercedes sports car as soon as possible.

"Boss, you're very handsome!" said a plump lady woman. She was slender and bumpy, and wore a black V-neck dress. On her feet are a pair of black ultra-thin heels, lined with a pair of white legs plump and slender.

"Do you need free co-production?" Lu Yulin asked with a smile.

"Don't!"

Lu Yulin opened his mouth in embarrassment. Do you want to be so direct? Isn't it okay to be tactful?

"Hahaha!" said the young woman with a smile, "You sell me the IQ recharge card, pig feed and mustard toothpaste first, and then we will talk about the fit!"

"IQ recharge card 30, pig feed 300, mustard toothpaste 30, total 360."

"Don't mind. I want 1,000 copies of each of these three treasures. The young woman proudly showed a gold card.

"No, I can't. The rules are the same as those of the Taobao store, no one sells only one piece per day, and there is a limit of 100 pieces per day. Lu Yulin also wanted to cancel the purchase restriction, but he didn't have the authority at all.

"Oh, little brother, that's not how business works!

"I'm sorry, but the rules of our store can't be changed!"

The young woman held his chin with her index finger and said ambiguously, "Otherwise, as long as you are willing to sell it to me, I will accompany you for one night!

Nima, molested again. I was just molested by a ghost, and now I'm molested by a young woman.

Lu Yulin began to wonder if he had a label on his head that "come and tease me", otherwise, so many people would come to tease him.

Or is he born with a molested physique?

"No, I can't. Lu Yulin refused, "It's not okay to accompany you for a year!"