Chapter 1101: Troublemaking
"That's good, if you dare to mess around on it, I will never let you go. ”
Youxiao smiled and smiled almost on Tang Rao's face, but fortunately, it was just a video chat, and I couldn't touch it.
"Are you embarrassed to sleep here, why don't you work?"
Tang Rao was happy with his wife in the family, but unexpectedly, someone came outside and kicked Tang Rao on the bed, startling Tang Rao from the bed.
"What are you doing? I'm going to die of exhaustion today on my first day. ”
When talking about this matter, Tang Rao was still pessimistic in his heart.
He has a hard life, why can everyone bully him when he comes to a god realm?
"Tired? If you're tired, you won't have to work? Lao Tzu is tired all day long, and he hasn't complained twice, what are you complaining about now?"
Huh?
You are the life of a leader, we little minions can't complain twice, what kind of world is this.
"Hurry up, if you don't work again, Lao Tzu will kill you. ”
The leader threatened Tang Rao again.
"Where are you going now?"
Fortunately, Tang Rao took the lead in withdrawing from the illusory city, otherwise the daughters-in-law would have ruined his reputation when they saw Tang Rao's embarrassed appearance in the illusory city.
"Go to the main island, there is a banquet today, and there are not enough people. ”
The main island?
Tang Rao sighed in his heart.
Why don't there be enough people on the main island, so they still have to come to Li Qiqi's side to borrow people?
He's just a little bit more snack, suspicious people, of course he has a basis for suspicion in it.
"Little fire shark, if someone treats Li Qiqi well, bite me to death, and Li Qiqi must be protected. ”
Tang Rao hid the hellfire shark in the quilt, got up first, followed the people in front, and went to the main island.
And the Hellfire Shark was communicating with Tang Rao in the quilt, but fortunately it was not suffocated to death.
"Little brother, the main island is so far away, we can't sit on the fairy beast over, my legs are almost sore. ”
Tang Rao was coquettish, but the person in charge did not reply.
In fact, Tang Rao asked in vain, where does the god realm have the qualifications to sit on immortal beasts?
"Put all the plates on the corresponding table, and then move these large things to the corresponding places, don't be caught lazy by the person in charge here, otherwise you won't be as good at talking as I am." ”
Li Qiqi is in charge of the island, if he speaks well to Tang Rao, Tang Rao has never seen a better talker.
Isn't it just moving something, who still can't?
I think that the Popeye muscles that he has trained for many years are not used as decorations, they are really useful.
Li Qiqi left quickly, and Tang Rao officially joined the transportation army, not to mention that the people on this island are really not ordinary, even Tang Rao envied Li Zhentong for having such a good connection.
You see, the people in this divine realm eat, drink, and dress differently.
Tang Rao glanced at the person sitting on the high seat with his spare eyes, presumably this person was Li Zhentong.
Sitting next to Li Zhentong is a bewitching fat woman, Li Zhentong likes fat women, and his reputation is that fat is beautiful, if this is placed in the Tang Dynasty, Li Zhentong and all that robbing his wife will go crazy.
Tang Rao hadn't seen enough, and his head had already received a solid slap.
"I'll let you see, how can you see our head of the family, don't do things quickly, otherwise it will kill you. ”
The misery of the gods lies in the fact that they are all gods, people can be commanders, Tang Rao can only be a handyman, and he has to worry about whether he will be beaten at any time.
With such a miserable life, he didn't want to come a second time.
"I'll do it, I'll do it. ”
Saying that, the body can be honest.
When he goes to the God Realm, it is impossible to be beaten at any time, Tang Rao also needs his good life, and these people who beat him will pay the price.
He had taken exactly twenty steps in the opposite direction to the master, and the master fell in response.
I don't know who shouted the dead man, and all the guests looked at it, their faces panicked.
The main thing is to be tortured to death by Tang Rao, Tang Rao has developed so many poisons, he always has to take some out to play with it, so as to be worthy of his natural wisdom mind.
"Behold, this man is all black, and he must be poisoned, and there is poison in this food. ”
The gathering of the gods, not necessarily all of them, but also the gods who are growing up in the family of the gods, once these gods are cultivated, they are likely to become the gods, and then become the head of the family, so everyone's life is related to the survival of a family.
As for saying that the dish is poisonous, the first person to point to it must be Li Zhentong.
"Head of the Li family, how do you explain this?"
The head of the Liu family took the lead in standing up, and it was because they looked down on the head of the Li family that they came to participate in the banquet held by the head of the Li family, but the food was poisonous, and the head of the Li family wanted to poison everyone.
"Yes, do you want to poison all the gods and keep only one of your family?"
The opposition became louder and louder, and Li Zhentong almost couldn't resist it.
"The body was carried down, the autopsy was performed, and I was thoroughly investigated for who caused the trouble. ”
Everyone watched, and Li Zhentong couldn't argue.
The more he explained, the more suspicious he became, so he might as well shut up and wait for the results to come out, and then give a satisfactory answer.
Tang Rao was smart, taking advantage of the busy banquet, he secretly came out alone and found a place near the mountains and rivers to eat the big fish and meat that he walked by.
"If only there was another boat swinging up and down on this lake. ”
Tang Rao was not satisfied with the status quo, but he didn't know that Rao was the status quo, and for him, it was already extremely extravagant.
"I thought you were going to run away, but I didn't expect it to be so leisurely. ”
Tang Rao almost choked to death with a big chicken leg.
The voice of the person behind him gradually approached, whether it was a blessing or a curse, it was a curse that could not be avoided, Tang Rao turned around, and the big chicken leg was still in his mouth.
"Big brother, do you want to eat chicken legs?"
The person who came was kind and looked easy to get along with, Tang Rao seemed to have seen it at the banquet just now, why did this person follow Tang Rao?
"I saw your poisonous hands and feet just now, don't worry, I won't say it. ”
The man took the big chicken leg from Tang Rao's hand.
If it was a step too late, Tang Rao would snatch the big chicken leg over.
"You just saw me poisoned?
The man just smiled, he hadn't seen such an interesting person as Tang Rao for a long time.
"My name is Leng Pengfei. ”
The man didn't say anything about Tang Rao's poisoning, but introduced himself to Tang Rao.
"Hello, my name is Tang Rao. ”
Leng Pengfei finished gnawing the big chicken leg in three or five times, and then looked at Tang Rao's hand.
"No, the chicken thighs are just the ones I just brought in the way, just two. ”
This time, Leng Pengfei really regarded Tang Rao as a fun person.
"Li Zhentong is not a character to be messed with, if you let him know that you are doing something, my life may not be guaranteed. ”
This is not nonsense?
Tang Rao naturally knew the seriousness of the matter.
"It's okay, as long as no one other than you doesn't see it, I'm fine. ”
Tang Rao's poisoning is colorless and tasteless, no matter how capable Li Zhentong is, he can't find out.
(End of chapter)