295. Can't resist
I gasped for breath, curled up with five keto bodies in my arms, and looked at the ceiling as if it were all a dream.
This battle can really be described as enjoyable, let's talk about Wang Ziwei first, she has shallow navigation, and she is a new woman, so she was defeated in one round, which is basically negligible, because the blood stains between the thighs are the best proof.
Guo Kexin has a little strength, but where is my deep ability in this area, one and a half rounds, I have begun to beg for mercy, of course, I finally came to a satisfactory end, exactly two rounds, but Guo Kexin has already fallen asleep, and at this time the fragrance is full of fragrance.
Next is Jiang Wanting and Bai Jingjing, the two have the same stamina, one after the other, basically fought for five or six rounds each before they were relieved.
The most powerful thing is Ling Aihan, with the blood of the nine-tailed demon fox, she is basically like a perpetual motion machine, as if she is the eighteenth artificial person in Dragon Ball, and there is a set of eternal energy engine in her body, at this time I am already exhausted, and I don't know how many rounds of tossing, but Ling Aihan is full of energy, drawing circles on my chest, with a charming face, looking at me stupidly, and her eyes are full of spring, which makes me shiver quickly.
"That's all for today...... Right now...... Now it's time for me to make a trip to the West Sea. "This time, I said goodbye, because the work collapsed, and I had no energy at all.
Ling Aihan smiled: "Okay, I won't tease you, but who made you the only sweetheart of the five of us, this time the eldest sister also said, let the Lun family accompany you over, after all, my Taoism is here, everything is easier to act, don't you say?"
"Will you go with me?" I thought of Ling Waihan's appearance just now, it was completely like a pump with full horsepower, if I went together, wouldn't I be juiced along the way, and finally become a human to do it?
As if to see through my thoughts, Ling Aihan smiled, her voice was numb to the bone, and I said in my heart that she was worthy of being the girl with the most powerful posture among the five women, she lightly opened her lips and said: "That's it, don't think about it, the Lun family is not the kind of woman who only talks about enjoyment, now the enemy is current, everything is focused on the overall situation, and our sisters' formation, the sea, land and air are basically all covered, and I don't have anything to do in Tianmen, just to train soldiers, so go with you to maximize my ability......"
"Then let's go, where's this?" I glanced at the white beauties beside me.
Ling Aihan was not in a hurry to tinker with his clothes, so he put on a dress for me first and said, "Shall I wait for you to get up?"
"Don't do it, then I'll go out, and you can come later...... Bai Jingjing, it's okay for them to be here, right?"
"Naturally, it doesn't matter, the four of them are very capable!" As soon as Ling Aihan turned around, there was an extra light gauze dress on her body, which wrapped her explosive figure completely, and at this moment, Ling Aihan exuded an extremely charming temperament, which made people look at it and want to see it, it was simply unstoppable.
I went out of the room, and Bai Jingjing seemed to wake up at this time, but I said in my heart that I should let her rest first, after all, with Ling Aihan's help, this trip to the West Sea will be much easier.
When he arrived at the door, when Bajie saw Ling Aihan, his saliva flowed down: "They all say that Chang'e is beautiful, I think the third sister-in-law is definitely a hundred times more beautiful than that Chang'e......"
"Wipe your saliva first. I was speechless.
"Hey, hey, gotcha, Brother Monkey...... I said Brother Monkey, why do you encounter all kinds of good things, just me and Lao Sha, the bad luck seems to be ...... something" Bajie muttered.
"Don't mess me up with you, when these things are understood, I'll go after Liuli!" Lao Sha said, rubbing his magic wand.
Bajie snorted: "Yo, if you don't open the house for three days, why should I pull it, and provoke you?"
"You obviously have a gentle and tactful girl like a spider, but now you are not satisfied, don't think I don't know, you also teased two fox demon girls when you came out just now!" said Lao Sha Geng.
I leaned in and smiled, "How?"
If it weren't for the second senior brother's ability, I'm afraid he would have been beaten into a pig's head. Lao Sha said solemnly.
Ling Aihan covered his mouth and chuckled: "Do you still need to fight this, it's originally a pig's head!"
I said, "Waihan, why don't you change your appearance, in fact, I also think you are so eye-catching." ”
Ling Aihan was stunned for a moment, and looked at me charmingly, which made me tremble, and some couldn't hold the provocative eyes, but Ling Aihan changed her body and became a girl in men's clothes.
I said in my heart that there is really such a beautiful man in this world, maybe I won't mind, and Ling Aihan's voice is delicate: "How is it?"
"No, that's good!" I took a long time to come up with this sentence because I couldn't hold this look at all......
Saying that, we set off immediately, but the West Sea is already abroad, probably the Indian Ocean, and I don't know where to start looking for it, so I first came to a small fishing village off the coast of India.
Lao Sha brought back a lot of good things from the demon city, after all, more than a hundred years of collection, that is not a joke, our three brothers, have also become local dark-skinned Indians, came to the seaside, looking at the endless Indian Ocean, and felt a lot of emotion in our hearts.
This was also the first time I had seen the sea, so I was stunned by the magnificent scenery on the ocean for a while, until Lao Sha shook my shoulder and said, "Senior brother, you can drink this." ”
He gave me a porcelain bottle, I opened it and saw that it was a pungent liquid that I had never seen before, Lao Zhu and Lao Sha drank very happily, and Lao Sha explained to me that this was a language medicine, and this thing did not belong to the category of alchemy, but a kind of alchemy, which was purchased by the West.
He said that there are many professions called magicians in the West, and these people have their own abilities just like the cultivators in Middle-earth, of course, I was not interested in it, so I drank the language potion, and suddenly there was a bustle around me, and I could understand what they said.
After a few words, I found that this Indian language was very convenient for me, as if it were my native language burned in my head.
Lao Sha told me that the magic of this language medicine is that the language medicine can make people completely change their mother tongue within a month, of course, this thing also has both sides of the benefits and disadvantages, you can't drink indiscriminately, and it is easy to have an accident if you drink indiscriminately.
I asked him what was wrong, and he told me that maybe I drank too much and would never be able to speak Chinese, which made me take a deep breath and dispel the thought of asking him for language medicine, and said that this thing is not a good thing, but it is only useful in specific situations, if I am not careful, and finally end up with a person who can't speak Chinese, I guess I will lose my hair when I return to Tianmen.
I laughed at myself and shook my head, and at this time, Ling Aihan and I became a fat and thin person, Lao Sha became a tall, very thin kind, but he was two meters tall, and he was also very eye-catching in the crowd, and Lao Zhu became a fat man, one meter six tall, and a fat body, which was very interesting.
The old pig said that he felt uncomfortable without hanging these fat, and at most when he met a beautiful girl, he could become a handsome guy, and then he would test his peach blossom luck.
Although it is said that it is a small town in front of you, and it is built near the sea, the land is dry and the trees are not luxuriant, and if you stand on a high place and look at it, you will find that the land is barren.
And on some of the trails stinky and smelly, Lao Sha once came once, he told me that Tianzhu people don't like to be convenient in the toilet, thinking that it is blasphemous, so the general convenience is on the side of the road, there are people cleaning up on the road, and the road is miserable.
The people of this town like to revere the cow as a sacred cow, and those so-called sacred cows casually, and on the side of the road, several women are kneading some black things, spreading them into cakes, and putting them on the road to expose to the sun.
When the old pig saw that the women were a little beautiful, he went over to talk, picked up a cake, and said, "Can you give this to me?"
The woman nodded, her eyes turned around the old pig's body, and the old pig's eyes were confused, and suddenly she broke a cake, threw it into her mouth, and said, "It's so fragrant." ”
But the women looked at the old pig with stupid eyes, and suddenly Lao Sha's face was a little wrong, and he said, "Senior brother, I want to vomit." ”
I was stunned: "What's wrong with you?"
"Indian women love to dry cow dung cakes in the sun...... They used cow dung as fuel, and the second senior brother actually ......" said that Lao Sha immediately held on to the big tree and began to vomit.
And Bajie ate cow dung with relish, knowing that the woman said, "Do you like to eat cow dung so much?"
Bajie's expression froze, and at this time, his face changed from black to white, and then from white to green, and he almost didn't fall: "What did you say...... Cow dung ......?!"
"yes. The woman said.
In the distance, a cow walked by and pulled a large lump of runny cow dung beside the woman, who immediately scooped it up with a shovel and poured it into the bucket.
The old pig walked towards me and Ling Aihan with a pale face, and he was full of tears: "Brother Monkey, I ...... Lao Sha"
"You go away for the Lun family! They all say that other people's swear words are full of dung, and when you come to you, it has become a ...... of eating dung" Ling Ai was angry, and waved his hand directly, and a strong wind hung on the face of the old pig, and the old pig flew over, and fell on a piece of fresh cow dung.