Chapter 92: Tang Zhihang's Amusement Park Journey

Crush is an extremely hard thing, and when your feelings can never be conveyed to the person you like, it's like a piece of bread being sealed in a vacuum bag forever. Even in a vacuum bag, there is no way to keep it fresh forever, and there will be an expiration date.

So is there any way to prevent the bread from expiring? It's very simple, that is, tear open the bag and take out the bread to eat it before it expires, and the crush is the same thing, it's that simple.

Tang Zhihang was finally about to take out the bread, and he was finally going to eat the bread...... Phew, he is finally going to confess to Zhao Min, and all the feelings that have been held in his heart for more than a year are poured out today, right?

Wu Xuan and I stood aside and looked at Tang Zhihang standing at the entrance of the amusement park not far away, who was he talking to with his mobile phone, should he be talking to Zhao Min, right?

It didn't take long to see Zhao Min suddenly emerge from the crowd, she was like a tired elf who always had a lively and mischievous smile on her face. After the two of them said something, they entered the amusement park, and Wu Xuan and I hurriedly followed.

Wu Xuan suddenly took out a small Bluetooth headset and handed it to me and said, "Do you want to listen?"

I took the headphones and wondered, "What is this?"

"The headphones of the monitor, I just put a monitor on Tang Zhihang. Wu Xuan said something very unbelievable with a serious face.

"What are you putting monitors for?" I asked, but I tucked my headphones into my ears.

Then from the earphones, I heard Zhao Min's voice, which I hadn't heard for a long time: "What are we going to play first, master? The roller coaster we played first last time, will we also go directly to the roller coaster this time?"

"If you go on a roller coaster...... We don't have to do it last time, do we? I think it's better to sit down first, because I'm not in a good place today......"

"Hahaha, master, don't be kidding, last time you played the whole amusement park with a blushing face and a heartbeat, I thought my master had secretly exercised at a time I didn't know, but as soon as I touched the muscles on your body, I felt that it was impossible to let you exercise. ”

"It's not so shocking, is it? Besides, sitting on these exciting things shouldn't have anything to do with physical fitness, right? ”

"Does that mean my master is very bold?"

"No, no, no, your master and I are not brave at all, I am super cowardly. ”

"Really, you weren't cowardly last time, I was almost faint, and you still didn't have anything to do. ”

"How can you say that I am a big man who is not even as good as you......"

"But isn't that the case? At least I can run a kilometer without getting tired. ”

"Okay, okay, I admit that I'll pant a lot when I run a hundred meters, is it fun to bully the fat house?"

Tang Zhihang is joking, after all, I know Tang Zhihang's physical fitness - he can run 150 meters before panting.

Listening to the cheerful chats between the two of them, I sometimes feel that listening to people chat is also a fun thing.

"By the way, how about we go play bumper cars first?

"I think there's something wrong with your understanding of stimuli in a sense...... When you go out in the future, don't tell others that you are my apprentice, I don't have such a shameful apprentice as you. ”

"Ouch~Master~ Why is it so excessive?"

"What's the best thing about me stating an objective fact? Why is your hair getting shorter and shorter?"

"It's too late, isn't it?"

"No, I found out at first, but I thought it was a little cute, so I was too embarrassed to say it. ”

Okay, you kid, that's pretty good. I can speak, and I think there's hope.

"Hey, hey, your apprentice, I'm not good-looking one day? I'm super handsome. ”

"Okay, okay, handsome. By the way, do you want to eat first? Otherwise, I'm not responsible for spitting up the stomach acid later. ”

"Eat, eat, you're in for a treat. I have come today with the determination to eat you poor. ”

"I didn't plan to bring money back today. ”

Wu Xuan pulled me and asked, "Gardenia Han, do you think Tang Zhihang's confession can be successful?"

"I've seen enough. I couldn't help but sigh: "After all, people on two parallel lines, even if they rely on it again, they can only be infinitely close, and they can never intersect together." ”

"Wouldn't it?" Wu Xuan laughed and said: "You see that the relationship between the two of them is so close, and besides, Zhao Min is a girl, how can a girl be so tuggy with someone she doesn't like?"

"Loved it...... I hesitated for a moment, and finally smiled helplessly: "I like what I like, but it's not the kind of love that is between men and women, right?"

Wu Xuan looked at them again when she heard me, I don't know what she thought, and suddenly saw Wu Xuan holding her stomach and her face was ugly: "I suddenly feel a stomachache ......"

"Stomach hurt?" I quickly asked her, "Is it something that hurts your stomach?"

"No, it doesn't mean that they have a stomach ache after eating something bad – I see the two of them feeling a stomach ache. ”

I laughed out loud: "It seems that you are the same as me, and I used to feel a stomachache when I looked at them." ”

……

Although we bought tickets and came in, Wu Xuan and I didn't come to play, the two of us were responsible for following Tang Zhihang behind him to give him a comfort. Speaking of which, this guy is really a waste, he even has to find someone else to follow him with him, if I were Zhao Min and knew about it, I would never agree to Tang Zhihang's confession.

We were watching Tang Zhihang and Zhao Min when they were having fun, and of course, even when they were on the roller coaster, we were watching from below...... Definitely not because I didn't dare to sit down!

After getting off the roller coaster, Tang Zhihang was in prostration, desperate, and had serious doubts about the existence of this amusement park. He sat on the bench and breathed weakly, as if he had just drained his blood and infused him with a body of orange juice.

Sitting not far away, we saw Zhao Min, who came back after buying two bottles of drinks, and asked Tang Zhihang with some concern: "Master, are you okay?" It looks like you're going to die, you weren't so exaggerated last time." ”

"Really, it seems that I am today and I am completely different from the previous me. Tang Zhihang opened the drink bottle and took a sip of the drink, then he breathed a sigh of relief and said: "I still wonder why human beings have invented such a terrible thing as a recreational facility...... Sure enough, it's a human tech tree, right?"

Although he didn't quite understand what Tang Zhihang was talking about, Zhao Min was still amused by what Tang Zhihang said: "You don't want to deny the existence of the roller coaster if you don't like it, the roller coaster is also working very hard to please humans." ”

"The pendulum and the jumping machine are also desperately trying to please humans, why do you only remember the roller coaster? You are discriminating. ”

"I ...... I can't say you, okay? Really, I've known you since the beginning, and it makes sense for whatever you say. Zhao Min patted Tang Zhihang's shoulder dissatisfiedly, but it looked like a girl who was coquettish with her boyfriend.

"Maybe this is the IQ gap, but don't worryβ€”even if you are mentally retarded, I will never leave you, and I will take care of you for the rest of your life. ”

Wu Xuan tugged at the corner of my clothes and couldn't stop laughing: "No, no, no, Tang Zhihang, this guy is really stupid, how can anyone confess to the girl he likes like this?"

This is not a confession, this is how he usually talks to Zhao Min. ”

Hearing me say this, Wu Xuan stopped laughing, and the corners of her mouth twitched and asked, "Are you sure? Talk like this to the girl you like? And you usually say that...... Are you sure Tang Zhihang likes Zhao Min and doesn't treat her as a mentally retarded child?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Will I not understand Tang Zhihang's feelings?" Tang Zhihang's feelings at the beginning tortured me a lot, and I will never forget Tang Zhihang's ridiculous admiration.

"That's really bad...... Wu Xuan said suddenly: "No wonder that Zhao Min didn't notice Tang Zhihang's feelings at all, if it were a boy who usually dared to talk to me like this, I would have to beat him to death, how could I still like him." ”

It seems that Zhao Min hasn't killed Tang Zhihang for more than a year, it's really Tang Zhihang's fate.

After resting for a while, Tang Zhihang stood up and said, "OK, I'm resting, what's going to play next?"

Zhao Min then stood up and pointed to the jumping machine not far away and said, "In order to prevent the master from saying that I am racist, I decided to play the jumping machine and the big pendulum again, so that there will be no racial discrimination, right?"

Although the distance is a little far, I can still clearly see Tang Zhihang's complicated expression, which is the regret for what he just said wrong, and the silent mourning for the rest of his life......

After they left, Wu Xuan and I hurriedly followed to avoid getting lost, but when we got up, Zhao Min in front of us suddenly turned to look at us, startling Wu Xuan and me.

Tang Zhihang asked, "What's wrong?

"It's not...... I seem to have seen those two girls in the back somewhere......" Zhao Min continued to walk forward with Tang Zhihang, it seems that she remembered that she and Xiao Lin Nagi, who pretended to be Tang Zhihang, came to the amusement park to meet us, right?

"Delusion, right? Besides, what if you've seen it? Can you still go up and ask for a mobile phone number?"

"Oh, too...... Master, hurry up, hurry up!The queue is just over!" Saying that, Zhao Min hurriedly pulled up Tang Zhihang and rushed towards the jumping machine......

In the following time, Wu Xuan's and I headphones kept ringing Tang Zhihang's pig-killing screams, as well as Zhao Min's gloating laughter.