Chapter 10 On-site money printing

The table collapsed.

What a fuss about.

As the only "god of nature" in the living world, and a higher level than the fantasy species, Erquit is even more tyrannosaurus than a humanoid tyrannosaurus. Demolishing a building with bare hands and running faster than a sports car is a piece of cake.

In a normal state, they will deliberately control themselves and not cause damage to their surroundings, but once they come up, their control will be weakened. Fortunately, she is a table pressed by the palm of her hand, and the quality of McDonald's standard table is acceptable, otherwise diners will see a fantastical scene of cutting tofu with their hands on the table.

Of course, even if it's just a collapse, it's still eye-catching.

The young man sitting at the adjacent table also specially imitated the posture of Elquit and lifted his feet off the ground, pressing his whole body weight on the table, and the table was still intact, which fully proved the quality of McDonald's hardware facilities.

Shinji also reacted, pressing Elquet, who was muttering "really fragile" back to his seat with one hand, and raised his other hand high, and said in English:

"Sorry, we went too far, how much is the table? ”

The waiter at McDonald's did not encounter this situation either, so he quickly found the store manager and finally gave a price.

Shinji didn't bargain either. Although the Jian Tong family is not a rich country, the assets of the family are enough for family members to squander, and they don't care about a little money.

But when he took out his wallet and was ready to pay the bill, he was embarrassed again - he didn't have enough money.

Shinji's wallet was newly bought, and the previous one may be in the Po River or in the sea, but in short, it was lost. The documents and bank cards inside can be reissued, but it will take a lot of time, and Shinji has not yet received it when he leaves home, so he has some cash in his wallet. Although Shinji often goes abroad and has the habit of putting dollars in his wallet, he was at home before after all, so he only put a few symbolically, and if he had enough to eat, it would not be enough to lose the table.

"Uh, do you charge yen here?"

"I'm sorry, but we don't charge Japanese yen, and you can choose to swipe your card. The store manager replied.

"The key is that you don't bring a card, is it possible to eat a bully meal?"

Shinji muttered quietly, turned his head to look at Elquit, and asked without hope.

"Did you bring any money?"

"No, but I should have a way. In short, just have more paper like this. ”

Erquit said as he pulled out a green ticket from Shinji's wallet.

"That's right. ”

Shinji nodded, and an inexplicable uneasiness rose in his heart.

In the next second, the uneasiness was fulfilled. I saw Erquit's eyes turn from red to gold, and then identical bills appeared out of thin air, and there was no difference in number.

Well, just now I was lamenting that there was a fantasy scene, and now it has appeared. This is no longer a problem of the eyeballs, but the eyeballs fell to the ground and were directly stepped on.

But the culprit also proudly invited credit: "Na, so much is enough." ”

"That's enough, Pong, you stop for a moment. ”

Shinji finally managed to hold back the emotions that kept churning in his chest. First glanced at the monitoring overhead, and then volleyed the runes in the eyes of the already frightened onlookers, casting the suggestive magic that magicians must master to walk society.

"Nothing happened, you didn't see anything. ”

"Yes...... Nothing...... Didn't see anything......

Affected by the runes, ordinary people in McDonald's repeated the same words in unison. After saying it several times in a row, after making sure that there would be no problems, Shinji stopped hinting.

"Whew, it's not easy to imply so many people in one breath. ”

"What, I can do it all at once with my 'magic eye', Shinji is really useless. ”

Hearing Elquite's complaints, Shinji's emotions that he had managed to restrain came up again.

"Who do you think is it that is at fault!! it's not that you are using your abilities indiscriminately, and I have to deal with the aftermath with such a lot of effort?"

"I didn't use it indiscriminately, I just used it a little bit. ”

A little bit indeed. Although the banknotes are man-made, they are simple in construction and have samples, making it easy for Elquette to copy.

"That's also misuse, you promised me, ask for my permission before using your ability. ”

has the experience of being taken to play a 100-meter sprint in a second, how could Shinji not prepare for it first, but unfortunately he still underestimated the disconnection of Her Royal Highness the princess.

"I, I'm wrong, can't I? ”

Seeing that Elquit was depressed, Shinji's expression softened, and his voice softened a lot.

"It's not that I have to hold on to your mistakes, money is the basic of human society, and a little confusion can cause big problems. It's very troublesome to explain specifically, if you are interested, I will find you a book, and you can study it slowly. ”

"Don't, you say trouble, it must be very troublesome, so I won't look at it. ”

"You......"

Erquit wrinkled his nose in disgust, which also made Shinji's mood brighter a lot, and Her Royal Highness the Princess had such a charm. However, this charm can only be detected by the existence related to the mystery, and this is also one of the preparations made by Shinji - Erquit is really full of charm, and the reason of ordinary people will collapse in an instant, regardless of gender, young and old.

"Forget it, if you don't look at it, you won't watch it. Just remember what I said, don't do this kind of thing in the future, I won't have enough money to solve it. ”

Maybe that's an exaggeration, but for a good magician, it's not a problem to solve it with money.

Erquit let out an "oh", pointed to the duplicate banknotes suspended in the air, and asked, "What about these, will they be destroyed?"

"You've made it all, so don't waste it. You change the code, which is the last three here, and don't repeat it. ”

"Is that so?"

There was a flash of gold in his eyes, and the numbers changed. No matter how many times you look at it, Elquet's ability is so amazing - this is the legendary humanoid money printing machine, which prints money on the spot, and it is a genuine coin that the US Mint cannot detect.

"Yes, that's it, let's go. ”

Shinji counted enough to hand it to the store manager behind the cash register, then put the remaining bills in his wallet, and didn't forget to wipe off the runes that were meant to be hinted at as he left.

With a snap of the fingers, the fast food restaurant returned to its usual order, and only the clerk standing at the door could faintly hear the conversation between the man and woman walking away.

"Anyway, you don't have a headache with 'utopian embodiment'?"

"It still hurts, but it's better. ”

"Looks like you're getting used to human 'voices', shouldn't I find a place to try my magic?"

"Alright, alright, let's go. ”

"No, we're going to a place before that. ”

"Where to go?"

"Where you can make international calls, your phone is out of battery. ”

"What's that?"

"That's it. ”

"It looks like it's fun, well, it's a structure that I can't understand right now. ”

"Then you understand slowly, if you still can't understand, I'll buy a few more for you to play with. ”

"Hehe, Shinji is the best. ”

PS: Erquit's on-site printing of money is not a nonsense, but from a certain "Tsukihime" animation that has been erased and does not exist in the present world. Erquit invited Zhigui to dinner, and when he paid the bill at the cashier, he performed to print money on the spot, which scared Zhigui to run away with Erquite, and also laid the groundwork for Erquit to work as a graphic model to make money, and lamented that it was not difficult to make money at all. (Nonsense, just your face, which star can compare to that figure, is the person who invited you to take pictures make a lot of money?) By the way, you also have to sigh that the person's brain is not convulsive, and he has no crooked thoughts, otherwise even if she is a princess in a weak state, she can tear the devil with her hands.) )