Chapter 263: Sister Thigh, You're Coming to Chase Me

There were quite a few responses to the application:

"I'm here to apply: the handsome one who has a car is chess, the one who has money and a house is a bank, the one who has a sense of responsibility and justice is called Ultraman, and the one who is handsome and has a car, money and a house, a sense of responsibility and a sense of justice is Ultraman who is playing chess outside the bank. If you like Ultraman, stop here, if you like reliable, please contact me......"

"Brother has been wandering the rivers and lakes for a long time, in the blink of an eye has reached twenty-six, the stormy days are not comfortable, I want to find a beautiful beauty for me to hug, no matter how beautiful or ugly you look, as long as you are kind and understanding, everything I have in the future is all you have, and I am willing to be dragged by you. ”

"Lonely I eagerly look for a female animal that lives alone and the original, my worth is a place in the Inner Mongolia grassland, occasionally there are peeps at the territory, I can be strong and alone, recently the weather is abnormal, the mind is long, and I urgently need your care. From Warwick, the Wolf King. ”

"I am male, 24 years old, the same age as the nurse Meimei, I have loved Chinese classical literature since I was a child, and I am very interested in the classic masterpiece "Dream of Red Mansions" I can't put it down, I was sad for a few days when the book fell into the toilet, I don't want to eat, according to my mother's recollection, I was born with a piece of something in my mouth, it is likely to be Tongling Baoyu, it is said that it was taken by a nurse Meimei, maybe you can't tell, I have always had a wish to replace Jia Baoyu to marry Lin Daiyu as his wife, no longer let the poignant tragedy repeat itself, and continue this beautiful love story, so now I am looking for a feminine woman who feels like Sister Lin and buried under the tree together, it is better to have Sister Lin's kind of disease, I have Cao Xueqin's personality guarantee repeatedly stated that I will never dislike it。 Nurse cutie, is it really you?"

"My family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, the main job is to feed the dogs, the part-time job is to herd cattle, all year round, the medicine is not separated from the mouth; now looking for a spouse, the following requirements: ghosts do not worry, people do not let go of dogs, pigs do not run wild! Today, here today, recruit girlfriends, revolutionary road, hand in hand. Would you like to?"

"Aspiring young man, 27 years old, with good looks and figure, thoughtful and loving, but the culture is not good, the economy is average, he has not done anything big, the only thing worthy of praise is that he hates the Japanese, he has to watch a few patriotic movies that Japanese women every night, and he also ate hot pot last Sunday, looking for good health, economic strength, bachelor degree or above, and he also hates the Japanese as a purebred Chinese woman as his wife. ”

"Actor, unmarried, 37 years old, loves the party and is dedicated, has participated in the filming of several films, the representative works "The Story of a Pig", "The Story of Another Pig" and "The Story of the Last Pig", half of his life dedicated to the artistic career of my country, so the economy is not good, I am looking for a woman (preferably an actor) who has the same experience as me, and walks through the sunny days together......"

"The character of a new good woman should be mature and innocent, warm and calm, because men are arrogant and fragile animals, and they need women to be their pistachios when they are distressed, and their tranquilizers when they are excited. ”

"Professionally rent shoulders, chests and provide hugs, be snuggled, accompany the road, hand tissues when wiping tears, send flowers on Valentine's Day, send medicine when sick, send greetings when bored, and partner to receive marriage certificates, birth permits and other one-stop services, unfinished matters, welcome to call us. In addition: the right to interpret this activity belongs to me......"

"I also want to apply, Gender: Male, Age: 29, Occupation: Lecturer, Unit: MLM Center, Diploma: Literacy Class. I ask women not to be too high-educated and not to be too smart, otherwise how can I fool you into doing MLM with me?"

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All sorts of ridiculous or funny jumble replies filled the page, like a carnival. And some friends who cared about Dai Lu sent messages of inquiry or concern in private, and one or two said they were surprised and shocked.

Is it a virus?......

Dai Lu looked at himself wrapped in a fiery red nurse sex suit in the photo, holding a large syringe in his hand, and smiling at the outside of the screen, the tall figure has obviously been seen by everyone at a glance, whether it is the shortcomings or the strengths, at this time, there is no way to hide it in the simple clothes and thin shirts, and the stubborn posture, and then look at the male classmates who are usually poisoned by themselves one by one "gloating" 's forwards and replies, and in an instant, a pure face immediately turned red to the base of his neck, and his whole body was hot, and for the first time in his life, he felt embarrassed and humiliated, and his body trembled violently uncontrollably......

This kind of emotion has never been seen before......

It cannot be expressed simply in words.

For a while, Dai Lu's mood was very complicated.

She sat in front of her computer and lost her opinion for the first time. What to do? What to do?

After a long time, Dai Lu barely recovered from this state of consciousness and body heat. Because, at this time, the sound of Youzishi carrying a bicycle downstairs woke her up.

Dai Lu was wearing pajamas, pulling slippers and running into the aisle, stomping his feet desperately, and opened his mouth at Youzishi, who had already gone downstairs, and wanted to scold loudly, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he called out his name, but for the first time he felt an unknown stopper, and finally only shouted out one sentence:

"Youzishi, you villain......"

How can you do this to me?

If Dai Lu hadn't consciously controlled it, I'm afraid she would have said this kind of weak words that didn't conform to her character like a poisonous pepper.

"Sister Thigh, if you have the ability, you will chase me, haha......"

The shouting of the two people alarmed Su Yin upstairs. Su Yin leaned over to the balcony and went out to look down, on the road by the river, Youzishi was pedaling on the bicycle and pedaling a few hard, and disappeared into the night as soon as the smoke slipped.

On the way back, You Zishi laughed so hard that her stomach hurt badly, and the bicycle swayed violently, almost overturning into the river next to her.

Whether it's Dai Lu's little pepper or Su Yin's pistachio, the two girls are so funny that they make You Zishi feel quite cola.

Su Yin's eccentric appearance really tickled Youzishi's heart. And Dai Lu's hindsight also made him feel very happy.

It can be heard from her voice just now, although she was pranked, but it seems that the situation is still within the acceptable range of Little Pepper, and she is not hysterical, or she wants to die or live, sure enough, the inner world of Little Pepper, who is used to having a poisonous tongue, is still strong enough after all.

In this way, I am relieved!

Next, it depends on how she fights the fire, whether she will pretend to be infected with the virus, or simply change her number, wait and see!

As for Su Yin, even if she is let go tonight!

Well, little woman, your self-help this time is considered a success, no way, who let the teacher hurt you!

Then take your time!

Anyway, as you said, you are imprisoned in this small building by me, and you can't run to the temple on the first day of junior high school!!

Is there anything wrong with that?

What's the hurry?!!!