1100 Conversation Skills
The police suddenly appeared, and we were all stunned.
"Squat down with your head in your hands, cooperate with the inspection!" the policemen slowly and menacingly walked towards us.
"Brother Quan, what should I do?" Song Peng was a little dumbfounded and asked in a low voice.
"Don't panic, at eight o'clock, there is a toilet that one person can pass through, Huzi is involved in the opponent, Peng Zai and I quickly retreat, look at my warrant! Luo Quan looked back at a few policemen and quietly gestured at us with a "march" gesture.
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
Song Peng and I nodded at the same time, and then I held my head in both hands and shouted at several policemen: "Comrade policeman, don't shoot! We really don't have any controlled knives on us." ”
It is impossible for the police officers in this kind of township police station to have guns on them, and the more careful I am, the more they will take them lightly.
I turned around in a panic and walked slowly towards them, and after four or five steps forward, one of them accidentally "swayed" and fell to the ground, causing me to scream "ouch, ouch" in pain.
A few policemen froze, and at this time, Luo Quan and Song Peng turned around and ran in the direction of the toilet, and when they saw them fleeing in embarrassment, several policemen immediately shouted and chased them out.
Only two policemen rushed over to restrain me, "Big brother, don't shoot, I won't resist!" I weakly whispered to them for mercy.
One of them twisted my arm, and the other took out handcuffs from behind his waist to handcuff me.
"Huh, boss, why are you here, help me!" I shouted in the direction of the waiting room door, and the two of them looked in the direction of the door.
At this time, I slammed my head into the nose of the guy who twisted my arm, and then reached out and pushed the other policeman away, and ran towards the door of the waiting room.
The two policemen were chasing me from behind, not looking down on them, they would definitely not be able to catch me in a 100-meter sprint, if it wasn't for the fact that Luo Quan and Song Peng had more time to escape, I would have thrown them off a long time ago.
Outside the bus station was a road that was not too peaceful, and I threw off my arms from the front and ran wildly, and the two "servants of the people" gritted their teeth and grabbed from behind.
After running for about five or six minutes, I estimated that the two of them should have fled, and I suddenly accelerated and directly threw off the two pursuers behind me.
This small town is not too big, and there is a large field of crops outside the bus station, and I flashed into the field and walked around for a long time, completely throwing the two of them away without a trace, and then I squatted in place and gasped.
You don't have to think about it to know that it must be Cheng Yi and Wang Zhibao's police
These two people don't necessarily want to put us to death, otherwise it would not be possible to just say that we have "controlled knives" on us, their purpose is very simple, let the police control us, and then they complete the task on their own, to be honest, I was really moved to kill at that time.
"Traitors are often more hated than enemies!" I cursed indignantly, and I had already begun to figure out how to bite those two traitors back.
After resting for more than ten minutes, I patted the dirt on my buttocks, got up and walked out of the crop field, walked slowly along the side of the road alone, and casually asked the direction of the old township government.
At first, I did think that Jiang Papi was telling the truth, but when I ran away, it occurred to me that he might be playing a trick on us.
The mayor must have known some clues, but it was definitely not easy to touch, otherwise Ginger Chop would have told us so easily.
Buddha head, cultural relics dealer, small town?
My mind was spinning quickly, and before I knew it, I walked into the center of the town, but I didn't go directly to the town government, but first walked around a few streets of the town, and in less than an hour, I walked around the whole town, the scale of this town is still quite large, there are almost four or five main roads before and after, and the whole is in the shape of a "well", which is also considered to be accessible in all directions.
After stepping on a good point, I stopped and walked to the town government, there was no one in front of the small government building, and I saw Song Peng and Luo Quan who were squatting on the side of the road and chatting from a distance.
The two of them are also troublesome enough, they haven't seen each other for a while, the two of them don't know where to change into a cyan overalls, Song Peng wore a pair of large square glasses frames on his face, Luo Quan deliberately smeared a large piece of oil on his face, if it wasn't for acquaintances, he really wouldn't recognize them, and the hidden technique was indeed extraordinary.
"Huzi!" When I saw them, Luo Quan also saw me, waved his arm at me, and walked over with Song Peng.
"Are you alright?"
"Are you alright?" we asked each other in unison, the concern on our faces definitely not disguised.
Luo Quan took out a work uniform from under his armpit and handed it to me, "Put it on, is the tail at the back clean?"
I waved my hand indifferently, put on the oily overalls, and said to the brothers: "Okay, this town is not big, and the seven or eight policemen are estimated to be the entire police force, let's go eat something first, and I'll tell you about my plan when it's over." ”
"What are we going to eat? I don't have any money in my pocket, and Song Peng stole this dress. Luo Quan shrugged his shoulders helplessly, pouted and complained: "Dog's ginger pickled skin except for giving us a big black star and a magazine, nothing was left, Zhente Niang's is a pickpocket, and when Lao Tzu is promoted in the future, he will definitely be punished for going to the door to stand guard every day." ”
"Huzi, why don't we go to the mayor first and see if we can get something out of his mouth?" Luo Quan asked me in the direction of Nu Zhenzi.
"It's okay to look for it, but I don't think it's useful, so it's better than nothing!" I thought about it, and nodded my head.
In fact, I think the most suitable group of people to inquire about the news is the local ruffians and hooligans, this town is full of tens of thousands of people, and a sudden influx of rusty-looking cultural relics dealers is bound to attract the attention of local thugs.
However, looking at Luo Quan's posture, it seems that he has to meet the mayor, and I don't want to dampen his enthusiasm, I have been crawling in society for a long time, and I have mastered an experience that is not experienced, and when getting along with people, you must not show that you are very smart at the beginning, otherwise it will definitely cause others to be wary and disgusted.
Luo Quan, the second ancestor who grew up with a golden key in his mouth, is usually quite conceited and pretentious, when they have their own ideas, it is best to follow along, and when they hit the "south wall" and have nothing to do, I will remind them intentionally or unintentionally, which will not delay things, but also save face for them.
"What excuse are we going to see the mayor?" I asked, turning to Luo Quan.
Luo Quan blinked his eyes and pondered for a few seconds, then pointed to the sign of the work clothes and said, "Let's just say that we are the workers of this Red Star Auto Parts City, and the boss owes us three months' wages and does not pay us, please ask the town chief to call the shots, what do you say?"
Song Peng and I exchanged glances and nodded at the same time.
After discussing the rhetoric, we walked towards the town hall, filled out the registration form from the door step by step, and the doorman guided us to the conference room on the second floor of the small building to wait.
After staying in the conference room for more than ten minutes, a middle-aged woman dressed in a formal manner walked in, quite a "women's director" temperament, she received us kindly and rigorously, which reminded people of the slogan of "diligent, motivated, lively and serious" in the school.
"Are you looking for the mayor?" the woman asked us, scrutinizingly.
"Yes, Auntie, can you please help us inform us?" Luo Quan nodded politely.
"Who do you call Auntie?" The woman was immediately a little displeased, staring at a pair of "inverted eight-character eyebrows" with puffed waist and white eyes.
No matter what kind of woman is the rarest thing, there are nothing more than two things, one is appearance, the other is age, seeing that she is unhappy, I hurriedly answered: "Sister, I'm sorry, my colleague didn't wear glasses when he went out, I'm sorry for you!"
"Hmph!" the woman pursed her lips dissatisfiedly, and muttered with a big face: "Wait, the mayor is receiving two other petitioners, and today is also strange, why are there so many petitioners." ”
"Two more petitioners?" I immediately became vigilant.
The woman nodded and said, "Yes, it's also two young people, one of them seems to have a big tongue, and he can't say anything, so you can wait slowly..."
"What brand of perfume does my sister use, it's really fragrant, I'll buy a bottle for my daughter-in-law when I go back, my daughter-in-law is too earthy, so I have to let her dress up like you, hehe..."
The woman pulled her hair twice and said, "I never use those perfumes or anything to irritate the skin." ”
"My sister is really naturally beautiful, and I don't have to think about it to know how happy my brother-in-law is every day. I smiled shamelessly: "Sister, can you tell us where are those two petitioners? Maybe it's our boss..."