Chapter 0053 - Hurt Self-Esteem
When Zhang Xiaofan wanted to go out to the balcony to breathe, he suddenly heard an exclamation in the bathroom!
"Help!"
It was Lin Sixue's voice.
Is there a killer?
Such a thought flashed in Zhang Xiaofan's mind, and in his eagerness, he couldn't allow much thought, opened the sliding door and rushed in!
But after entering, Zhang Xiaofan was immediately dumbfounded, where is the killer, only Lin Sixue is alone.
I saw her little face full of horror, standing vigilantly staring at a small corner of the bathroom.
Zhang Xiaofan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and the blood was surging all over his body, this little girl was obviously going to the toilet, and she didn't even have time to wear it in a hurry...
"Hurry up and save me!"
Lin Sixue pointed to the toilet bowl and said in a panic, as scared as if she had seen a poisonous snake.
Zhang Xiaofan's eyes were dazzled, where could he hear what she was saying.
"You move quickly, there is a snake, hurry up and kill it......" Lin Sixue was so frightened that she was about to cry.
"Good, good... I'll kill it!"
Zhang Xiaofan reacted at this time and looked at it at a glance.
Damn, there's a snake! This snake is so good that it can't swim up the drain of the toilet.
Damn, it's a little disgusting to think about.
Pick up the mop next to him, and as soon as the mop goes down, he smashes the head of this little snake.
"A snake scares you like this, as far as that's concerned. Zhang Xiaofan said: "Also, can you put on your clothes well? Even if you have a crush on me, don't use this method to get close to me." ”
"Oh my God, you're ......"
Lin Sixue only reacted at this time, and hurriedly lifted Xiao Nene up.
"Dead pervert! Big bastard! How dare you peek at this girl on the toilet. ”
Lin Sixue was very angry, fierce and vicious.
"If you don't shout for help, can I come in? Brother Snake, can you come back to life?"
Zhang Xiaofan felt that he was really wronged, and women were really unreasonable.
"Ah, the snake!"
That's what happened, Lin Sixue screamed again, and I saw snakes crawling out of the toilet bowl one after another.
Lin Sixue jumped directly on Shang Xiaofan's body in fright, and the two balls were soft and tightly attached to Zhang Xiaofan's chest, and the white and tender long legs were like pliers, clamping Zhang Xiaofan's waist.
Can you not do this, will you scold your brother and hooligan again in a while?
Why am I so hard?
However, Zhang Xiaofan immediately made up his mind, so many snakes must be unusual, obviously someone did it on purpose, such as under this sewer, put the snake in, and then put something to repel snakes, then the snake will desperately climb up.
Zhang Xiaofan also saw that these snakes were all highly poisonous, and when someone went to the toilet, they bit on the buttocks, and the consequences were really unimaginable.
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Fortunately, this little girl appeared in time.
"Come down, come down, I'm a hooligan, I'm a big bastard, you hurry up and let me out. ”
Zhang Xiaofan said, and wanted to put Lin Sixue aside.
"Ah..."Lin Sixue was frightened, like a gecko, where did she dare to get off Zhang Xiaofan's body, hugging tightly, compared with snakes, Zhang Xiaofan was too safe.
"Are you a man? There are so many snakes, hurry up and kill them. Lin Sixue exclaimed.
"That's okay, I'm not allowed to be a hooligan anymore, or I'll leave you alone. And don't make sure you have snakes in your room. Zhang Xiaofan said.
"Mmmmmmmm
"However, I'm a person who holds grudges, I saved you just now and you scolded me, now, kiss me, I'll kill these. Zhang Xiaofan said.
"How can you be like this, despicable villain. ”
"I'm out. ”
"Don't..."
"Is that a kiss or not?"
"Poof..."
Lin Sixue was helpless, so she could only kiss Zhang Xiaofan on the face.
Well, yes, it's pretty moist.
Zhang Xiaofan smiled, then walked to the side and opened the drawer, he remembered that there should be sulfur soap, and sure enough, it was still here.
I took out three pieces, then put them in a basin of water, opened the tap water, and rubbed them desperately to let the sulfur melt.
"What are you doing?" Lin Siyu asked curiously.
"Big chest and no brain, don't you even know this, don't you know that snakes are afraid of sulfur?" Zhang Xiaofan said.
"You're big-minded. Lin Sixue was not convinced.
"I don't have breasts. ”
……
Zhang Xiaofan's face was black, speechless.
"Hurry, hurry, they're crawling over. Lin Sixue panicked, as soon as she was nervous, she let go of her hand, and immediately stroked down, and then immediately clamped Xiaofan's waist again.
Zhang Xiaofan said in his heart, fortunately, my brother's waist is good enough, otherwise you will hang up.
"Don't scream, look at your brother Fan. ”
Zhang Xiaofan said, and then poured a basin of melted sulfur water on the ground, and sure enough, those snakes didn't dare to advance for half a minute. Squeezed into the space inside, swimming back and forth.
"Okay, do you have alcohol at home? The higher the alcohol, the better. Zhang Xiaofan asked, if you kill these snakes one by one, you will inevitably make this bathroom smell of blood.
"Yes. Lin Sixue said: "I still want to drink at this time." ”
"Miss your sister, it's against these snakes. Zhang Xiaofan gave her a blank look.
"I don't have a sister. Lin Sixue said.
"Then I miss your sister. Zhang Xiaofan gave her a blank look.
"You're finished, I'm going to tell Sister Siyu to go. Lin Sixue said.
"Go, I'm so scared. Zhang Xiaofan glared at her: "Hurry up, take the wine." Not yet, so obsessed with my body?"
"No, don't come down, the devil knows if there's outside, you come with me. Lin Sixue shook her head resolutely.
Seemed to feel uncomfortable and moved again.
"Huh, what?"
Lin Sixue asked Zhang Xiaofan suspiciously, she felt that she was being pushed by something, and it felt weird.
Belch......
Zhang Xiaofan was reminded, and the feelings of Xiao Xiaofan are not angry again, no wonder, holding such a superb beauty in his arms, and this Nizi's big steamed bun is still on himself, this is an instinctive reaction.
"It's the mop on your head, I'll take it. ”
Lin Sixue was very ghostly, and at this time she had already reacted to what was going on.
"You lie, you stinky rascal, say, do you want Miss Ben?"
"If you want your sister, my brother is a normal man, can you not react if you hug me like this?" Zhang Xiaofan glanced at Lin Sixue.
"Wow, that's amazing. Lin Sixue said with a simple face, but Zhang Xiaofan looked at it, why is this little girl so evil.
It is not difficult to see from this that this little girl is so old and has never had a boyfriend.
But what is incompetence? What is it, it hurts my self-esteem too much.
His eyes swept Lin Sixue's body unscrupulously, his big hands around her back, and his eyes were a little evil.
"You... What are you doing?" Lin Sixue panicked, this guy didn't want to kill her here, right...
"Don't do anything, prove it to you" Zhang Xiaofan said with a wicked smile.
"Oh my God, this rascal really has this kind of thought!" Lin Sixue's eyes widened, this guy is so capable of fighting, even if he resists, it will be useless...
"By the way, they all say that it is the most vulnerable place! Hmph, you are the one who provoked this girl!"
Lin Sixue thought, and then grabbed Xiao Xiaofan.
Don't you want to be so proactive... Wrong... This is going to abolish Lao Tzu!
Nima, such a ruthless woman!
Zhang Xiaofan immediately grabbed Lin Sixue's two armpits with both hands, and then lifted her up, and this little girl's hand was still scratching in mid-air.
"I said, there is such a big feud? Zhang Xiaofan said slightly angrily.
"Hmph, who made you want this girl. Lin Sixue puffed out her mouth.
"I just wanted to show you how powerful my brother is. Lin Xiaofan said.
"You bastard, hurry up and carry me away, ah, the snake is standing up, will it jump out..."Lin Xue was extremely nervous.
"Mind my business, go by yourself. Zhang Xiaofan said.
"My dear Brother Fan, take someone out quickly. Lin Sixue said delicately, and Zhang Xiaofan's heart was numb.
"Well, seeing that you're doing well, I'll just reluctantly make it difficult. ”
Zhang Xiaofan put his big hand around Lin Sixue's incense back, and then walked outside.
I just walked out with her in my arms, and I happened to meet Lin Siyu who was walking in a hurry.
Lin Sixue has been in the toilet for so long, so I don't worry about coming over to take a look.
When Lin Siyu saw her sister being held by Zhang Xiaofan like this, she was stunned.
Doesn't my sister hate Zhang Xiaofan very much, why did she let him hug her? This seems to be active, refusing to come down, what is the situation?
Lin Siyu looked dazed, could it be that my sister fell in love with this little bastard?
However, even if you like it, you can't do it, the girl's family is not reserved at all.
"Sixue, girl's family, what does it look like, don't come down quickly. Lin Siyu said solemnly.
"Sister, there are snakes, I'm afraid. Lin Sixue hurriedly said.
"Ah snake!" Lin Siyu was very serious a moment ago, and when he saw a snake crawling out of the bathroom, he was immediately shocked, and he actually jumped on Zhang Xiaofan.
Zhang Xiaofan......
It's not that my brother is hard-boned, and he will definitely be crushed by your sisters.
"Ah, let's go, it's coming. Lin Siyu glanced at it again, and his nervous legs seemed to run.
Zhang Xiaofan was speechless, sister, can you pay attention to your thighs.
This snake is also a really special cow, if it hadn't come up from the toilet sewer, Zhang Xiaofan would have slaughtered it and made a meal of snake soup.
It seems that it's time to get the magic weapon!
There were two big living people hanging on his body, Zhang Xiaofan didn't have any difficulty at all, and quickly ran to his room.
I opened my bag and was going to get the snakes drunk with wine, but it didn't seem to work.
The bag was brought down by Zhang Xiaofan from Kunlun Mountain, and he has always carried it with him, and no one will know that there is something else in this dirty cloth bag.
After tinkering for a long time, he finally smiled slightly. ()
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