Chapter 166: This is to the point
As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden chatter from inside the courtyard gate.
As they searched for it, they found that Old Bullnose was standing in the spacious courtyard, waving the dust whisk of his right hand and chanting words in his mouth, and on the concrete floor in front of him were forty or fifty gray rats running from all sides of the courtyard.
Obviously, the screams of the scum in the courtyard came from the mouths of these thieves and rats of different sizes.
"Ah, ten thousand rats worship the king! Niu Dao Chang is really an immortal!"
Seeing that those rats seemed to be bowing to the old way, Mrs. Liang hurriedly ran into the courtyard, "plopped", knelt down facing the old Taoist, and followed those rats, and kept kowtowing.
"Damn, there is such a godly thing?"
Li Xiaowei and He Ning were both surprised.
Xu Sihan followed Lin Ran to Tang Yao, who had just entered the courtyard, and asked. "Is this Daoist really a master? What do you think?"
"What ten thousand rats worship the king! It's just that these thieves and rats are hungry and want to ask the old man for something to eat! Besides, there are no hundred rats here, where does the 'ten thousand rats' come from?" Tang Yao replied disapprerovingly, and then pointed to the two bamboo baskets under the eaves and instructed Li Xiaowei beside him. "Wei Zai, you hurry up and use those two baskets to catch these thieves and rats, let's roast rat meat at noon!"
"Master Tang, this-can this be caught?"
Li Xiaowei was inexplicably a little panicked, because he looked at the appearance of those mice. It's like a psychic, and those gods who make people stay away from it, can they be caught if they want to?
"Why not? These thieves and rats are one of the four pests, and catching them is to eliminate harm for the people!"
After saying that, Tang Yao actually raised his foot and stepped on the backs of several big rats.
Louder chirps and screams instantly rang out in the courtyard.
Li Xiaowei saw that Tang Yao was stepping on it happily, and he didn't dare to slack off, so he quickly ran to the eaves and flew up a bamboo basket towards the place where the rats were most dense.
Liu Ming and He Ning followed Tang Yao to step on the rats in the yard.
"Damn, these miscellaneous pieces dare to spoil Lao Tzu's good deeds!"
Seeing that the rat under his feet suddenly jumped away, the old man of the bull nose was so angry that he blew his nose and glared, and immediately flew out of the long sleeve of his right hand towards Tang Yao's side waist.
"Be careful!"
Huang Wanqiu screamed, and she had already flown to Tang Yao's side. Just as she was about to use her body to block the flying things, Tang Yao had already stopped the movement of her feet, and instead grabbed a glass marble with the two fingers of her right hand, and walked up to the old Dao with a sneer, "Dao Chief, half of your body is almost buried in the loess, why are you still playing marbles like a six- or seven-year-old child? Don't tell me you're an old naughty boy, right?"
Old urchin?
I'll play you sister!
Niu Dao Changwu scolded to himself, but on the surface he calmly replied, "Donor, you grabbed a glass marble and came to me to ask the master about the crime, what do you mean? Also, do you know what I was doing just now, because of the troubles of a few ignorant people, the demon who endangered the living beings has escaped, how should I settle this account with you?"
"Huh, the demon ran away?"
Mrs. Liang was startled, hurriedly got up from the ground, and asked anxiously, "Dao Chief, do you mean that dirty thing has attached itself to these rats?
"That's right!"
Daoist Niu nodded, and deliberately glared at Tang Yao and Li Xiaowei a few more times, "But it's all messed up by a few of them!
"Aren't you, young man, making trouble?
Hearing this, Mrs. Liang was angry, turned around and came to push Tang Yao and them.
Lin Ran hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Mrs. Liang and persuaded her, "Auntie." They're all my friends, come with me to see the kiwi!"
"Hey—since you're here to buy kiwifruit, what's the mess here?"
Mrs. Liang is now difficult to ride a tiger, because of Lin Ran's face, she sighed and said, "Xiao Ran, you take your friend to the back mountain for a walk, where the two acres of land are planted with red heart kiwifruit, and one mile up, Mawangpo is planted with green hearts and yellow hearts——"
"Okay, let's go right away. ”
Lin Ran nodded neatly, gave Tang Yao another look, and signaled him to stop meddling.
Tang Yao smacked his lips, and asked Mrs. Liang very reluctantly, "Auntie, how much do you have to use to invite this Taoist priest?"
"Hmph, Poor Dao takes eradicating demons and subduing demons as his own responsibility, how can he accept money from this donor? You are insulting Poor Dao's personality!"
The old man shook the dust in his hand, and scolded Tang Yao again.
Xu Sihan didn't understand what kind of medicine was sold in Tang Yao's gourd, but he looked at him with disgust. whispered, "When you're out and about, it's best not to meddle." ”
"Senior brother - since this bull-nosed old man said that he didn't want money, it proves that he didn't come to cheat money, let's see what tricks he wants to play?" Huang Wanqiu walked into Tang Yao's ear and whispered again.
Tang Yao nodded. Waved to a few people around him and said, "Let's go, let's go to the mountains to pick kiwifruit-"
"Let's not pick them today, let's decide which trees we want, and we'll pay the deposit. The day before the Mid-Autumn Festival, I sent a car here to pick it. ”
Xu Sihan was afraid that after Tang Yao went up the mountain, he picked all the kiwi fruits he liked from the tree, and hurriedly added.
"Damn, I thought I was going to take it back to the company today!"
Tang Yao complained. But the steps under his feet have already moved out of the courtyard.
Seeing this, several others immediately followed.
Before Lin Ran left the courtyard, he turned around and shouted to Mrs. Liang again, "Auntie, won't you come with us?
"I'll know what you like with a strip of red cloth tied to the tree Y!"
As she spoke, Mrs. Liang found a handful of red cloth strips from the house and handed it to Lin Ran.
Looking at the figure of a few people leaving the courtyard. Niu Daochang suddenly stroked a few wisps of goatee on his chin with his right hand, and secretly snickered: Hmph, little look, you want to fight with me, you are still a little tender!
"Dao Chief. Are you sure the demon has run away, and will the damn one come back?"
As soon as a few people left, Mrs. Liang put her mouth to Niu Daochang's ear again and asked softly.
Niu Daochang frowned and said, "It's hard to say, old lady, you said that the demonic voice came from the second floor every night? I'll have to watch it to make a decision!"
"I'm afraid it won't work! I've rented out all the rooms on the second floor, and I can't get in at all!"
Mrs. Liang showed a look of embarrassment.
While the two were talking, a middle-aged man with dark skin and a very honest look suddenly walked out of the courtyard with a hoe on his shoulder.
The man glanced at the Taoist priest coldly. Without speaking, he put down his hoe and walked towards a closed wooden door on the east side of the eaves.
"That donor lives upstairs, right?"
Niu Daochang saw that the middle-aged man opened the door with the key, and asked Mrs. Liang with an earnest face.
Mrs. Liang nodded, and then rolled her eyes twice. walked behind the middle-aged man and asked tentatively, "Huaijing, this Taoist leader wants to help me exorcise demons, he wants to go up to your second floor to have a look, can you make it convenient and take him up to have a look?"
"What's so nice?" the honest man turned his head and glared at the old lady fiercely, and the chief of the cow Dao noticed that the iron lock that the kid had just unscrewed was also re-locked by him at this moment.
It turns out this kid. It was Liang Huaijing, who rented the entire second floor of Mrs. Liang, and it was about to be time for lunch, so he would come back to make lunch first, and as for his father Liang Decheng, he was still weeding in the field.
"Donor, the poor road will go up and take a look. It won't take you a few minutes, so can you make it easy for me?!"
Niu Daochang smiled slightly, quickly raised the dust in his hand again, and walked to Liang Huaijing and begged.
Liang Huaijing didn't buy his face at all, and only replied coldly. "It's inconvenient! You swaggering old Taoist priest, what the hell are you doing here?"
"Well, where did I deceive? Donor, there is no factual basis, and don't talk nonsense, otherwise you will be punished!"
Niu Dao let out a cold sound. immediately put on a stinky face.
Tang Yao, who found an excuse to go to the toilet, but ran back to secretly test the bull's nose, saw the posture of the two, and couldn't help but think secretly in his heart: Looking at the appearance and conversation of these two people, I'm afraid they don't have any good intentions! I'll take a look before I make a plan.
"So what are you going up there to see?"
At this time, I only heard Liang Huaijing ask Niu Daochang again.
Niu Dao Chang raised the dust in his hand again, stroked the goatee on his chin, and deliberately sold Guan Zidao, "You don't need to know about this matter!"
"Then I don't have to let you go upstairs!
Liang Huaijing stared and shouted again, Mrs. Liang put on a straight face again, and persuaded each other bitterly, "Huaijing, it's still the same thing I told you and your dad last time, after I told you, that unclean thing has been subdued a lot, and I haven't heard her voice for almost a week." But last night and the night before, she came out again to make a fool of herself! I haven't slept well for the past two nights, so can you please let the Taoist chief go up and take a look?"
"No!" Liang Huaijing's attitude was still very resolute.
Niu Daochang stared at this dark-faced kid with no appearance at all, and smiled coldly. "Could it be that you and your father did something unsightly upstairs?"
This bull's nose, this is also to the point.
While the two were at a stalemate, Tang Yao nodded secretly outside the courtyard again.
Liang Huaijing was furious by Daoist Niu, raised his hand and frightened, "You old immortal stinky Taoist priest, if you talk nonsense here again, don't blame me for being rude!"
"Then you're welcome to let me see one!"
After a chuckle, Niu Nose suddenly waved the long sleeve of his right hand, and with a "bang", Liang Huaijing's outer pants under his waist suddenly slipped off, and his lower body revealed a pair of black briefs in a blink of an eye.
When Mrs. Liang saw this kid's appearance, she hurriedly covered her face with her hands and muttered, "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed!"
This bull-nosed old way, I didn't expect there to be two hits!
Seeing this, Tang Yao couldn't help but snicker...... て
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