"Xiao Ming, I heard that you started writing in elementary school?" the host Lan Lan asked kindly.

"Is Sister Lan Lan recording?" Bao Xiaoming asked, observing left and right.

"Hmm!"

"Hey, I'm relieved, after signing the book program in the past few days, I am worried every day.

Don't look at the cool I signed books on the first day, in fact, I was afraid of deliberately keeping a straight face, and my thighs were swollen with 2 hands in my pockets.

And then every day every day, the thigh is not good, if it is not for the thigh to escape, otherwise it will definitely abscond, and that is on the show,

How come our national programs are broadcast live, every time I go on the show, I don't dare to laugh for fear of becoming a weird laugh, and I don't dare to say much, for fear of exceeding the lines I memorize,...... "Bala Bala said a bunch of things. As he spoke, Bao Xiaoming stopped and asked, "Sister Lanlan, will you cut this section?"

"Hmm!" Lan Lan replied with a smile.

"Okay, let's start, the first few sentences helped me cut it, well, I liked to read when I was very young, and my dad used the dictionary as a toy for me when I was 2 years old.

At the age of 5-6, I can know a lot of words, and then I will write a diary at the age of 3 in elementary school, and when I was a child, my father assigned me a learning task, and there will be prizes for completion.

Every time I get a prize, I am very happy, and then there is no prize, I still study very seriously, and I also won the first prize of the provincial essay in junior high school......"

After Bao Xiaoming finished speaking, he relaxed and asked: "Sister Lan Lan, can you pass that paragraph just now, I have memorized these lines backwards,"

"Xiao Ming, you see that you need to learn so many things when you are a child, you don't have time to play, other children are playing, you are slowly accumulating knowledge, success is not accidental, 99% sweat plus 1% inspiration. ”

"Sister Lanlan, those are all fake, well, help me cut them out, I played with a few friends when I was a child, catching toads and rolling marbles,

When I was 2 years old, the dictionary was broken by my teeth, and my dad didn't let me touch the books ever since, and the textbooks sent to the preschool didn't last more than 2 days, and when I was older, I played video game consoles.

My parents were in a hurry to go to my grandmother's house, and gave me 20 yuan for living expenses, and I went to a small restaurant next to the community to eat at noon, and I played all the games, and waited for my mother to come back at 8 o'clock in the evening to cook for me. Also, I got super bad at math and never scored 60 points.

Junior high school is generally more than 30 points, I took the test at the bottom of high school with 10 points, and that time I was unlucky to have 30 points in multiple choice questions, my dad asked for a math tutor every year, uh! This year I scored 38 points in the college entrance examination math test, and the score line was three, my dad planned to let me retake the third year of high school, and I hired a math tutor after the college entrance examination.

My dad is already old and stubborn, is it useful to ask a math tutor for 5-6 years, I don't do anything, I collude with my tutor to learn guitar from her. Bao Xiaoming took a sip of water,

After talking so much, my mouth is dry. The host Lan Lan took over: "Our Xiao Ming was lively and cheerful when he was a child, so he could write the triple door. Bao Xiaoming continued to answer: "I wrote the triple door, those years...... , Xiao Ming, get out, it's all about being famous. ”

The host Lan Lan asked in surprise: "You are still studying, why do you want to be famous." ”

Bao Xiaoming sighed: "Speaking of which, it's all tears, if I don't become famous, I will be driven back to my third year of high school by my father, can I survive the hard days of the third year of high school for another year?"

In order to be famous, I wrote all the school teachers, classmates, and dads, and the jokes, and I'm still updating the blog.

I forced the manager of the publishing house to prepare a book signing meeting for me, and our classmates knew about the 5th of the triple gate, and I was afraid that my father would know in advance, and I would definitely be finished after showing him the triple gate, and then sign the book on the 10th in advance. ”

The host, Lan Lan, smiled and said, "Then does your father know now? ”

"I don't know if my dad saw it, and he never told him. I probably know now, I still have 10 more signings, and I'll know when I go back in 20 days. Bao Xiaoming said with a wry smile.

"It's September 10th, didn't you go to the school to sign up? ”

"Alas, I originally wanted to be famous, and writing is also a specialty, let's see if there is a school to recruit me, I don't want to go to three books, and I don't want to go to the third year of high school, and there is no notice from the school to this day. ”

The host Lan Lan took over and said: "The school leaders in front of the TV, can you take a fancy to our Xiao Ming, send a notice, Xiao Ming is anxious and wait." ”

And then he said, "Then let's get into the audience call." The host dialed the audience: "Hey, hello, what question do you want to ask Xiao Ming?"

"Xiao Ming, you are so cute, I like you so much, I like you so much"

"Hey, hello, do you have a question?"

"Yes, yes, I just want to ask Xiao Ming if he has a girlfriend?"

Bao Xiaoming's face was immediately embarrassed after hearing this: "You are also live broadcast, how can you call Lan Lan's interview, since it is called an interview, why do you broadcast it live if you don't record it." ”

Host Lan Lan explained: "Because many programs, including interview programs, are now live-streamed, and there are no ratings for recording and broadcasting, we have also revised them, sorry." ”

When Bao Xiaoming heard that it was a live broadcast, it was useless to be annoyed or angry, so he could only sit in his posture and begin to answer questions with a straight face.

After finishing this show, Bao Xiaoming plans not to participate in the show again.

Watching those boring guys on the Internet put together the video of their previous show and the video of Lan Lan's interview, the more Bao Xiaoming watched it, the more angry he became with Lan Lan's interview.

Alas, I blame myself for being too young to easily believe in others, I have been too carried away these days, and I was called by the host teacher in the last show, alas, I forgot that I am actually the original Bao Xiaoming.

There is no triple door, there are no years, there is no joke collection, seeing that the click-through rate on the Internet is getting higher and higher, there are dozens of them, and they can't be banned.

The interview with Lan Lan on Mountain Provincial TV Station can't help but be ridiculed by others over and over again. Mountain Provincial TV Station doesn't care if you are out of trouble or not, as long as they have ratings,

It's a shame to lose a lot of hair. Bao Xiaoming crawled on the bed and sighed. Companies with a market value of tens of billions of dollars are even more out of line. There is no one to save, it is really a crime made by heaven, and it is impossible to live if you do it yourself.

Li Mei entered the room and looked at her son lying on the quilt and said sullenly: "Xiao Ming, just say it, you haven't been like this for 18 years before, since you have become famous, there will definitely be media interviews with you, do you have to memorize a lifetime of manuscripts, this is quite complete, and you will be even more embarrassed if it breaks out in a few years." Unless you don't write books anymore. ”

Li Mei's unraveling Bao Xiaoming listened to it, too! He has always been Bao Xiaoming, not Teacher Bao, and he has almost forgotten who he is after being called Teacher Bao several times. got up and hugged my mother and said softly: "Thank you, Mom, I know how to do it, and I won't care about it." ”