"Xiao, why did you react so much?Is there anything wrong with this love between men and women?"

Xiao Peng opened the door: "Amira, please go out, you are not welcome here." ”

"Why?" wondered Amira, "Am I not pretty?"

"You are very beautiful, but I have a message for you, which is our Chinese proverb, which is called rabbits do not eat the grass by the nest. Xiao Peng made a gesture of invitation to Amira.

Amira got up from the sofa and did not go out, but directly put her hand on Xiao Peng's chest: "I understand your Chinese culture, and there is a saying called 'women chasing men's compartment yarn', why do you refuse when I take the initiative like this? You don't have to worry about my relationship with Waleed, we are already divorced." I have the freedom to be with anyone. ”

Xiao Peng took a step back and shook his head away from Amira's hand: "There is nothing wrong with this, but there are several kinds of women, and I won't ask for it if I take the initiative to send it to the door." ”

"Oh, what kind of woman is that?" asked Amira.

Xiao Peng stretched out his finger: "First, women who are too good at heavy makeup, and women who can make up makeup are pleasing to the eye, but women who can only wear heavy makeup make people unappetizing." Use inferior cosmetics to cover up the acne pits and pores on the face, look fair, touch the white scum, and a mouthful of big yellow teeth under the flaming red lips, which can only be said to be disgusting. ”

Amira shook her head: "I shouldn't be this one, right? My makeup is the best, and it's not deliberately heavy makeup, after all, our teachings don't allow it." ”

Xiao Peng nodded: "Okay, you don't count this, the second kind is too sticky, like the kind of dog skin plaster that can't wait to stick together 24 hours a day, phone bombardment and text message serial cannons, and you have to peel off a layer of skin when you take it off, it's better to stay away from such a woman." ”

Amira smiled: "Then I'm definitely not like this, you're talking about those young models pestering Waleed, I can divorce Waleed, how can I be clingy?"

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "There are also women who are too good at spending money, and people who are too good at making trouble should stay away, the latter crying, making trouble and hanging themselves, the former is money worship, of course, you don't meet these two kinds of women, Waleed's affairs are so many and I haven't seen you make trouble, and I also help him fight a lawsuit, and spending money is easier for you, and there are not many women on this earth who are richer than you." ”

Amira looked proud: "Then it looks like I'm still a great woman, meets your requirements, right?"

Xiao Peng shook his finger: "There are two kinds of women who are the most terrifying, one is too good at making friends, that is, the kind of leaves crossing the river------ all rely on the waves, the mobile phone rings non-stop in the middle of the night, and countless friends of the opposite sex make dinner appointments and travel every day, so they can only be decisive." ”

Amira frowned: "Xiao, you don't know me, so I don't mind saying this, but what I'm going to tell you now is that I won't say things like today to everyone, to be precise, today is the first time I have been alone with a man since my divorce." I hope what you just said wasn't about me, or I'd have apologized to you. ”

Xiao Peng snorted: "Okay, I can not admit that I was talking about you just now, but I still apologize to you, that's what I meant just now." ”

Amira smiled, "You're an honest man, are you okay now? ”

Xiao Peng shook his head: "There is the last kind of woman, you are very unlucky, you belong to the last kind of woman." ”

Amira asked curiously, "What kind of woman makes you stay away like this?"

"A woman who is too good at acting! A woman who can be coquettish is cute, but a woman who can act is very hateful. A woman with Oscar-winning actress-level acting skills, when she meets any man for the first time, she can show great familiarity, just like a loved one who was lost many years ago, and she can cry when she tells the story, and she can't play as well as she can act. Xiao Peng said lightly.

"A woman who is too good at acting, tears will fall when she says it, confession will come, coquettish will say that there is, just use acting skills to play men around, and it is too brain-burning to interact with such a woman. And you are very unfortunate to belong to this kind of woman. Amira is a thousand-year-old fox, what are you pretending to talk about? If there are so many messy conditions for things between men and women, it will be meaningless, and I haven't gotten to that point yet. Alright, Amira, I've told you enough. You can leave. ”

"What if I don't leave?" said Amira looked at Xiao Peng with a smirk.

Xiao Peng didn't talk nonsense to her: "You don't go, I'll go!" After speaking, he turned around and left directly.

"Damn, what's this called!" Xiao Peng got on the elevator, where to go now?

Yes, sit down in the hotel bar, Xiao Peng, who made Amira flirtatious, also feel itchy, he is not a saint, he has been in the wilderness, and now it is time to have some fun.

The bar in the hotel is still good, as soon as you enter, you can hear Henri Salvador's singing softly fluttering in the bar. This made Xiao Peng instantly feel good about this bar!

French singer, Xiao Peng's favorite is Henri Salvador, there is no one.

If there is a man who sings very softly and softly, I believe that anyone will definitely think of the word 'sissy' for the first time, in the traditional concept, men should develop in a more violent and stronger direction, even in the singing, men must sing majesticly or desolately!

But just as good cooks are men, sometimes it is often a man who can really caress all kinds of tenderness so that God can't resist it, such as Henry Salvador, who is a man with a very soft voice.

Dubbed his music the 'dentist's blues', the Gauls were a national treasure of the Gallic singer, and at the age of 83 he released a new album that won the Gallic Award for Best Record that year. has been singing for more than 70 years, whether it is the songs he created or his singing skills, they are incomparable.

But in any case, it is really appropriate to play his songs in such a bar. The soft singing voice makes this bar full of ambiguous atmosphere.

Xiao Peng sat down at the bar and beckoned to the bartender: "Have a glass of 'sunrise'." ”

'Sunrise' is the most famous of all the agave based cocktails, to put it bluntly, it is tequila with orange juice, lemon juice and pomegranate juice and ice cubes。。。。。。 But foreigners like this tune.

Xiao Peng took a sip and looked left and right: "Is this bar usually so weird or is it a special situation today?" ”

The bartender smiled: "You just checked in, right? Our hotel has just received a special couple of newlyweds, so the hotel has a very festive feeling." ”

"A special newcomer?" Xiao Peng was puzzled.

"Oh, Andy and Roberson, don't you know?" asked the bartender.

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Who is it? Gauls, are they very famous?"

"Oh, not the Gauls, it's the Eagle Country. The bartender said: "These turtle eagle people can't hold up on big things, so they run to Gaul if they have some things." ”

"Oh?" Xiao Peng looked at the bartender, who looked like a Gaul. It is not at all surprising to hear bad words from the Gauls about the Eagle Country.

Well, the arrogance of the Gauls is famous. The president is the man who wants to make French the world's first language。。。。。。 And they and the Eagle Kingdom have been in love with each other for centuries.

The Gauls despise the Eagle Country people everywhere, for example, the dark cuisine of the Eagle Country is despised by the Gauls, and the Gauls are very proud of their language, after all, it used to be the aristocratic language of the whole of Europe, but now it is declining, and then looking at the English status is getting stronger and stronger, and the Eagle Country is despised.

The Gauls' plan for the Eagle Country is mainly because Gaul has always positioned itself as a great power with world influence, which requires it to unite with the European Union to speak out, and the Eagle Country is known as the Trojan Horse put in the EU by the Stars and Stripes, and it always opposes itself in the EU, which makes Gaul so annoyed. The Brexit of the Eagle Kingdom has made such a big fuss, and it is Gaul who is welcomed with both hands------You go, you go early!"

After all, the Eagle State has a criminal record, and the Eagle State has always implemented a policy of glorious isolation in history, letting the European continent eat dog, and Gaul has always wanted to be the hegemon of the European continent, but it has always been destroyed by the Eagle State, and the Eagle Country is always indispensable in various anti-Gaul alliances.

Historically, the two countries have been at odds with each other. From the events of the 'Norman Conquest' a thousand years ago, the two countries began to play with their lives, and then to the protracted Hundred Years War, and then to the Seven Years' War, which ended in the victory of the Eagle Nation, the two countries have basically spent the millennium in constant war.

By the way, the Hundred Years' War still had a huge impact on the world, and the 'middle finger', the universal gesture we now use in the world, was born at the end of the Hundred Years' War.

At that time, the archers of the Eagle Kingdom inflicted heavy losses on the Gallic State, and the Gallic soldiers swore to cut off the middle fingers of all the Eagle Army archers after defeating the Eagle Army. But the end result was a crushing defeat for the Gallic state.

As they retreated, the Eagle Nation archers stretched out their right middle fingers to show off their still existing middle fingers, and then this insulting gesture quickly became popular in Western countries and all over the world!

To this day, the struggle between the Eagle and Gaul has never stopped, for example, language, both countries use each other's language as the first foreign language to educate their own youth, however, the first foreign language level of the citizens of the Eagle State and Gaul is indeed the worst in Europe, only 5% of Gallic students are able to reach the B2 level stipulated in the 'Common European Framework of Reference for Languages'。。。。。。

To put it figuratively, the English proficiency of Chinese junior high school students is also higher than that of Gauls。。。。。 When you go to Gaul to speak English and go to the Eagle Country to speak French, you are looking for abuse. Both countries have a deep dislike for each other.

There's a saying in the Eagle Country: What is the benefit of global warming to the Eagle Country? If the sea level rises, we can move away from Gaul. This shows how unkind the two countries are to see each other.

The Gauls believed that the Eagle State's diplomatic goal had not changed for 500 years, that is, to create a divided Europe, after all, Gaul was the European country with the strongest 'presence', and to oppose Gaul was to make a discord with Europe.

The Eagle Nation thinks that the streets of France are full of dog poop, and the Gauls don't like to bathe and spray perfume。。。。。。

For example, in the famous World War II-themed comedy "Escape from the Tiger's Mouth", the kind-hearted director of the Paris Zoo said to the captain of the Eagle Country Air Force who was escaping Germanic pursuit with a serious face: "Your beard! This is too Eagle Country, too dangerous!" and the cute Gallic painter's evaluation of the Eagle Country pilot's joint in the Turkish bath is also: "Choose the bathroom joint? ”

Anyway, to this day, the Eagle people think that the Gauls are 'arrogant' and 'refuse to admit their mistakes', and most of the Eagle people find it incomprehensible and even disgusting to vomit about the snails and bullfrogs that the French are keen to eat. The overly unrestrained character is a 'walking XING disease transmission machine', a Gallic war for a month during World War II is like a Germanic surrender, these Gallic 'playboys' go to the battlefield is to 'drive ducks to the shelves', and to go to the battlefield is to be embarrassed, all cowards!

And the Eagle Nation in the eyes of the French is not much better, thinking that they are dull and conservative, they are the obedient dogs of the Stars and Stripes, and the confrontation with Europe is what the Stars and Stripes make the Eagle Nation do, all of them are snobbish wall-to-wall grass!(To be precise, this refers to the English, Gauls have a good impression of the Scots and Welsh, and the Northern Irish.) ）

Looking at Xiao Peng's puzzled eyes, the bartender said: "Here's the thing, there is a girl in Eagle Country, na, do you see that young girl with blond hair? The fleshy one, the one in the purple dress, not that, it's the one, the one with tattoos all over her body, her name is Jimmy Ray Roberson, and the bald man next to her holding the child is his old man Andy Pindes." ”

Xiao Peng looked at it: "Oh, isn't this just the love between old and young? ”

The bartender said, "yes, I don't think it's a big deal. Actually, here's the thing, Jimmy was fine with her boyfriend, and then went to the man's house to meet the parents, and it turned out to be love at first sight with her boyfriend's dad Andy, both of whom had a partner at the time, and then they overcame difficulties to be together, and now they have two daughters. These rigid Eagle people can't accept it, they decide to get married, and they have to go to Gaul to get married, alas, the rigid Eagle people. What's wrong with pursuing love? Look at their stories, Romantic? It's very Gallic spirit. ”

Xiao Peng couldn't complain after hearing this, what is this Nima called, this bartender is still right? He still decided not to express his opinion, otherwise he would become a turtle in the bartender's mouth.

Xiao Peng drank the wine in the wine glass in one go, and just wanted to ask for another glass, a person next to him sat down: "Two glasses, count it mine!"

PS: Grandma was sent to the hospital for rescue today。。。。。。 Alas.... Don't mention it, try to update!