"Wait, Liu Xi, wait. ”

Zhang Mingming really let Liu Xi go like this, I'm afraid he will regret it for the rest of his life.

Could it be that when he was old, he said to his grandson that there was once a beautiful woman in front of his grandfather, but his grandfather didn't cherish it...... Just thinking about it makes me feel so good.

Zhang Mingming and Li Hui have no other skills, but their ability to fight is never weaker than others......

They are now in their junior year, and since the first day they entered Baishi University as freshmen, they have joined several associations in one go, and the entrance fee has spent hundreds of yuan. However, the reality matures, and the bloody facts tell them that their entrance fees can flow eastward and never return.

Zhang Mingming and Li Hui were so angry that they simply never participated in any activities of the club again, and of course the club would not care about them.

Reality can make people mature, and at the same time, it can make people smart.

Zhang Mingming and Li Hui unexpectedly found that establishing a club is a good way to make money, although the entrance fee is only a few dozen yuan and will not exceed a hundred, but it can't stand the number of people. Fifty for one man, five hundred for ten, five thousand for a hundred......

The number of people is not high, and only 500 new students need to be enrolled, so isn't that 25,000 yuan? Aside from the cost of making membership cards, posters, and mineral water, it is only 1,000 yuan at most, isn't that a net profit of 24,000?

Two people add two to five and a half points, each person is 12,000, isn't life beautiful?

If you come to recruit such a new recruit every year, you will save your living expenses throughout the year!

The key is that the two of them are the president and vice president, and the new girls who join the club are not picked by the two of them first?

I can't think about it, but when I think about it, I feel that life is so beautiful, and the world is full of spring!

Just run a club casually, have money, a sister, a school status, graduate out of society, and add a bright pen to your resume......

Beautiful!

After some discussion, Zhang Mingming and Li Hui inspected all the clubs of the school: the Discipline Department, the Literature Club, the Art Club, the Chess Club, the Dance Club, the Martial Arts Club, the Debate Club, the Photography Club, the Music Club, and the Musical Instrument Club......

There are almost conceivable associations of hobbies and specialties, after all, Baishi University has been established for a hundred years, not to mention others, at least the clubs are very comprehensive.

The two thought for a long time, and finally came up with a society that didn't exist—the Poetry Association.

Strictly speaking, literature also includes poetry, and it is very unscientific for the poetry association to want to be independent from the literary society.

But the two of them didn't care, when they thought of the money, the pink and tender girl, and the shiny school status, where could they manage so much, they directly wrote an application and submitted it to the school.

As a result, it was rejected by the school's academic affairs office.

The two of them had already been mentally prepared, and it didn't matter if they were rejected, they continued to write and continue to apply. Then every day he tried his best to block the dean of academic affairs, so that he could listen to the ambition of the two of them to establish the poetry association.

This entanglement, the two of them were entangled from freshman to junior year, poor dean, and was forced by the two to see the two of them as if they were running away. If you don't escape, you can't escape, these two goods are like hob meat, and they will talk to him for three or four hours, and they will still stand the whole time, without even saliva.

The Dean of Academic Affairs is almost fifty years old, he is a typical intellectual, his body is thin and weak, where has he fought two young men with physical strength?

However, the fact that students want to establish an association is the embodiment of students' vigor, the embodiment of modern teaching, and the embodiment of freedom and democracy. He can reject their applications, but defend their right to speak to the death.

After two years of staying up like this, the poor dean of academic affairs was not yet fifty years old, and he was forced by the two of them to look like a sixty-year-old person. The already thinning hair is not left in sight.

For the sake of his hair, as well as his old waist and legs, the dean of academic affairs thought about it for a long time, and finally closed his eyes and signed his name on the application.

From now on, the Pioneer Poetry Society has officially become a club under the jurisdiction of the student union, with the right to formally recruit members, and also has the right to organize and arrange student activities in the school.

When Zhang Mingming and Li Hui blocked the dean of academic affairs again, the old man didn't say anything, handed them the application form, and reluctantly patted them on the shoulder to encourage them to run the association well and cultivate new poets for the Chinese poetry circle.

Zhang Mingming and Li Hui couldn't believe it at the time, and it wasn't until they saw the signature of the dean of academic affairs and the seal of the academic affairs office that they believed this fact.

But how to say it, waiting for happiness for too long, looking forward to it has become a habit, and when they really realize their dreams, the two don't have much joy.

However, anyway, the Poetry Association finally applied, and although it missed this year's recruitment, no one stipulated that it must be a new student when it was enrolled, right?

So the two second goods, who wanted money and girls, and wanted to go crazy, set up a stall in the school and began to fool others to join the poetry club.

As you can imagine, the students walked past the stalls, with a smile on their faces, and looked at them as if they were watching a monkey show.

After a week, no newcomer was recruited, but the two received countless white eyes.

Thanks to the two of them, they are thick-skinned, and if they come to another student, they may not be able to persevere.

In fact, the two of them can't hold on anymore, if they can't recruit people today, the two plan to rest first, and recruit new ones when they enter the school next year.

Zhang Mingming sighed with emotion: Today's college students, there is really no poetry at all, no romantic feelings at all, it's too difficult to fool. It's still a cute freshman, how simple and easy to deceive, how like this group of old fritters?

Now, Zhang Mingming finally caught a Liu Xi who is not a freshman, but basically a freshman, where is he willing to let go?

As long as Liu Xi joins the Poetry Association, he will make such a stop at the Zhaoxin stall, and he will give a banner, and Liu Xi, the top student in the national college entrance examination, will join the Pioneer Poetry Club......

Emma, aren't the people who join the congregation still flocking?

So seeing that Liu Xi was leaving, how could Zhang Mingming agree?

Liu Xi looked at Zhang Mingming and Li Hui who were blocking her one after the other, and blinked: "What, you still want to force me to join? ”

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Zhang Mingming hurriedly smiled and said: "That's the case, classmate Liu Xi, we really hope that you will join our Pioneer Poetry Society and become a part of our like-minded people." Do you feel our enthusiasm?"

"I felt it, but I didn't want to join. Liu Xi said expressionlessly.

"Can you tell me why?" Li Hui said.

"Because...... Most of the poets have a bad life. Liu Xi said.

Zhang Mingming was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why do you say that?"

Liu Xi looked at him and said, "You just read the spring blossoms, whose poem is it?"

"Haizi. ”

"How did Haizi die?" Liu Xi continued.

Li Hui said smoothly: "Lying on the rails...... Belch. ”

"25 years old. Liu Xi emphasized Haizi's age when he died, and said, "You also read Gu Cheng's poem just now, right?

Zhang Mingming and Li Hui's faces were dumbfounded, and they couldn't answer.

Liu Xi himself replied: "I killed my wife at the age of 37 and committed suicide, right? And the poem "Rain Alley" you read, the poet is Dai Wangshu......

Zhang Mingming happily interrupted: "This is not a suicide!"

Liu Xi glanced at him and nodded: "This is not a suicide, but he died of illness at the age of 45." ”

Zhang Mingming and Li Hui were about to cry, and they began to complain in their hearts about a few seniors who had passed away, you can write poems when you write poems, why commit suicide?

Also, can people who don't commit suicide take good care of their bodies?

"Ahem. Li Hui coughed twice and said in a round voice: "What, modern poets are more melancholy, and that mental or physical is a little fragile. In fact, we are not only studying modern poetry, but also ancient poetry. For example, Li Bai and Du Fu ......"

"There are three versions of Li Bai's death, one is to die of drunkenness, the second is to die of illness, and the third is to drown. Du Fu was poor all his life, and finally died of illness in a small boat. These two have been depressed all their lives, and they don't seem to have achieved much except to be able to write poetry. Liu Xi interrupted.

Nima!

Zhang Mingming and Li Hui were speechless, what they said was so reasonable, I was speechless.

"So ......" Liu Xi smiled: "I don't want to be poor, I don't want to be depressed, and I don't want to die early, so I can only refuse you." ”

"Wait!"

Zhang Mingming shouted and said righteously: "Liu Xi, it seems that you have a big misunderstanding of the poet. Poets are not necessarily short-lived and unsatisfactory in life, those are special cases, and they are all former people. Today's poets have a very nourishing life. ”

"For example?"

Zhang Mingming waved his hand and said loudly: "For example, the famous poet Zhao Lihua and Wu Qing. Not only did they live well, but the poems they wrote were published in books, and the poems made them famous. ”

Liu Xi was in awe, the problem was that she hadn't heard the names of these two people: "Do these two poets have any works?"

Zhang Mingming said to Li Hui: "Vice President, these two are the poets you admire the most, come and go." ”

Li Hui shook his hair, cleared his throat, and said, "First of all, Teacher Zhao Lihua's most famous poem "A Man Came to Tennessee": There is no doubt that / the pie I make / is the best / in the whole world." ”

Liu Xi's eyes widened, and he said incredulously, "Then?"

"No, it's over. Liu Xi, do you feel the truth of life contained in this poem, so confident, so free, so eclectic, really a model for my generation. Li Hui said admiringly.

Liu Xi's face was dark, why couldn't she hear it? Is this really poetry? Are you sure you're not teasing me?

Not only that, but Zhao Lihua's poetry style is known as the pear blossom style, which is a model of modern poets. Success, fame and fortune, how about Liu Xi, do you want to become a new generation of 'Zhao Lihua' poet?"

Liu Xi said that she didn't want to do it at all! She really didn't have any common language with these two goods, okay!

"Okay, I see, what about another famous poet?"

Li Hui said proudly: "This Wuqing teacher is also a celebrity, and he also created a new poetry genre, called "Wuqing", which led the trend in the poetry world. ”

"So powerful?"

Of course, he also has a famous poem called "Praise for the White Clouds", listen to me. ”

Liu Xi listened attentively.

"The white clouds in the sky are so white/Really, very white/Very white/Very, very, very white/Extremely white/Thief white/Dead in vain/Ah!"

Liu Xi was dumbfounded, and Li Hui's emotional echo of "ah" was still lingering in his ears, and he felt that the three views had been devastated.

"What's so good about this poem?" asked Liu Xi when she heard her own undulating voice.

"Fortunately, it's simple, easy to understand. In the simplest and most popular language, it describes the praise of nature and the longing for life. Why did the ancient poet Bai Juyi become famous? Isn't it because the poems he wrote can be understood even by an illiterate old woman? Teacher Wu Qing's poems can be understood not only by old women, but also by three-year-old children. ”

Liu Xi couldn't hold back and blurted out: "You fart!"

Zhang Mingming and Li Hui were stunned when they heard this, Li Hui hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I didn't put it, it must be Zhang Mingming." ”

It's too unsightly to fart, no matter what, how can you be embarrassed in front of such a beautiful girl? Besides, if you really didn't let it go, it must be Zhang Mingming, and you don't wronged him.

"Nonsense, I didn't, you must have put it. ”

Zhang Mingming almost jumped to his feet angrily when he heard this, okay, you Li Hui, you have the opposite sex and no humanity. I fart and rely on me, no wonder others say that the so-called brothers are the abbreviation of fierce enemies.

Li Hui is also angry, this is relying on him, right? You fart and don't want to lose face in front of beautiful women, so let me take the blame and embarrass me?

So the two began to theorize, analyzing the meal at noon from the taste of the fart, the problem is that the two of them ate the same thing, and the taste could not be distinguished.

When the two looked back, there was nothing in front of them, what about the beautiful woman?

Liu Xi almost ran away, all the way to the multimedia classroom where the class was held, still shivering with palpitations.

Neurotic!

No matter what you say, Bai Normal University is also a first-class university, why is there such a neuropathy?

She has now begun to doubt the teaching qualifications of Bai Shi University, and it is no wonder that there is no Bai Shi University in the top 10 schools in the country.

I have to say that Zhang Mingming and Li Hui have brilliant records, and even the dignified Jindan Ancestor was told by the two of them to flee. Even Zeus, the king of the gods, did not do it, Zhang Mingming and Li Hui did.

Soon after Liu Xi entered the classroom, the class bell rang, this class was "Legal Document Writing", and the teacher was a young woman under the age of thirty. Wearing a women's suit, with a good face and a first-class figure, she is a beautiful teacher named Liu Chuanyue.

After entering the classroom, Liu Chuanyue greeted the students with a smile, and then turned on the computer on the multimedia podium and began to lecture.

Liu Xi's gaze fell on the pendant that occasionally appeared on Liu Chuanyue's neck, and her expression was a little strange. The pendant was made of gold and was shaped like a chubby winged doll, a bit like Cupid, the goddess of love in Western mythology.

However, Liu Xi knew that it was not, the moment Liu Chuanyue entered the classroom, she felt a strong resentment on Liu Chuanyue.

Obviously, she was carrying something unclean, which should be the golden fat doll.