Chapter 57: Airplane Cup
"Teacher, this way, this way!" Yang Xi stood at the entrance of the center of the Beihai International Hall and beckoned to Ye Huai'an. High school students in BH City do not have holidays every week, and students in the first and second years of high school have a vacation every two weeks, and the third year of high school is miserable, only one day a month, so this week students are not on vacation. However, since the students in the experimental class do not have classes on weekends, it is very free for them, some students go home, and some students play at school or read books.
Ye Huai'an was shocked when he saw Yang Xi's appearance and said, "Damn, what kind of dress are you!" I saw Yang Xi holding a big bag in one hand, a fan in his hand, and his clothes were also ordinary T-shirts, but he was wearing a rose-red black-edged thin robe on the outside, with Aso Nozomi written on the chest on the front of the gown, and a picture of her printed on the back, and then the big word goddess was written on the picture.
Yang Xi said excitedly: "This is a support uniform! You have to wear it when you support idols! Look, this fan is too! Teacher, you can wear my one later." ”
Ye Huai'an noticed that even the fan was printed with the pattern of Aso Nozomi, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I don't want it!
Yang Xi pointed to the hall in embarrassment and said, "But our fan group is wearing such clothes, if you don't wear them, I'm afraid it will attract the attention of others!"
Ye Huai'an turned his head along Yang Xi's fingers, and then saw that there was already a long queue in front of the hall that had not yet opened, and they were all wearing this so-called support uniform!" "These people are all here to see *** excellent?" Ye Huai'an looked at this group of people incredulously, not to mention one or two thousand people!
Yang Xi blushed and nodded, "Well, I came at seven o'clock in the morning, and there were already many people when I came." ”
Ye Huai'an looked at his watch, it was almost nine o'clock now, so Yang Xi, this kid had been here for almost two hours! This guy was actually obsessed with *** excellent to such an extent? What Ye Huai'an couldn't understand the most was that there were thousands of people like him! Ye Huai'an only felt that his IQ was not enough.
"Ding-dong, it's nine o'clock. As the time was chime on the radio, the door of the hall finally opened, and the long queue began to squirm slowly under the scorching sun. Yang Xi hurriedly handed the support suit to Ye Huaian and urged: "Teacher, the exhibition has begun, and it will be too late if you don't hurry up and line up." ”
Looking at the group of rose-red idiots, Ye Huai'an swallowed his saliva and secretly scolded himself for being unlucky, he was wearing a white shirt today, if he didn't wear this support suit to line up, I am afraid it would be as conspicuous as a little white in ten thousand pieces of red. Gritted his teeth and said: "You wait here! Don't run around with me! I'll settle accounts with you when I go back!" After speaking, he put on the support suit printed with the actress pattern and resolutely joined the rose-red dragon.
The length of the team far exceeded Ye Huai'an's imagination, and it took twenty minutes to enter the venue under the scorching sun, and the idiots around him were wearing support clothes, shaking the support fan in their hands and discussing the topic of AV enthusiastically, their faces were ruddy and oily, and their bodies exuded a strong male hormone, and the heat between people made Ye Huaian stand in it sweating profusely, I knew that I would have taken the fan in this way, anyway, I have already lost face, why suffer this crime!
After entering the hall, Ye Huai'an was finally relieved, the powerful air conditioner blew away the heat in the surrounding crowd, Ye Huai'an found that this hall is not ordinarily large, he had heard when queuing up, this adult expo is the largest in the history of BH City, last year was invited Teacher Cang caused a warm response from the majority of idiots, this year's organizers are more generous, directly invite a group to let the idiots see enough, so this time the people who came are also the most, the most enthusiastic response. Although Ye Huai'an is not good at this, he is also a normal man, he has naturally watched A movies, and he will collect some classics after watching them, and he still has a certain understanding of these *** and what they are.
The idiots began to enthusiastically visit the exhibits in the exhibition, and Ye Huaian hid under the air conditioner to cool off, his purpose today is to ask for a signed photo, and the others can be avoided, who knows if any reporter will take a cheap picture of him, then he will be ruined if he puts it on the Internet.
Ye Huai'an waited for more than half an hour, and when he was about to get impatient, there was a commotion in the crowd, and everyone shouted: "Here! Come! The goddess is here!" and then swarmed in one direction. Ye Huai'an stood in the distance and looked out, only to see more than a dozen security guards escorting seven or eight radiant and pretty-looking beauties into the venue, one of which was Yang Xi's goddess, today's target Aso Nozomi.
I saw that this group of beauties had a sweet smile, dressed hotly, with heavy makeup on their faces, like flowers with green leaves in a large group of idiots, and even Ye Huai'an couldn't help but take a few more looks. One by one, the goddesses took the stage and began to carry out activities with the idiots, because their appearance time is very short, and if they don't go now, they will soon be flashing.
Looking at the group of rose-red idiots rubbing against each other, Ye Huai'an endured his nausea and rushed in, cheering for Yang Xi yesterday, in order to allow Yang Xi to cure his phobia in the future!
Finally squeezed from the idiot to the service desk, Ye Huaian asked one of the staff, "How can I get Aso's signature?"
It seems that this is not the first time that the staff has answered this question, and said skillfully: "Anyone who buys a plane cup can get an autograph from Nozomi Aso, and the number is limited, so please buy it as soon as possible." ”
"Feifei Fei...... Machine ...... Cup Cup!?" Ye Huaian almost fainted and stammered. My jade tree is in the wind, graceful, upright, bright and bright, thousands of flowers have passed, and the leaves do not stick to the body, and today I have fallen to the point of buying an airplane cup? I really want to sing in my heart, I don't fight for many years!
Ye Huai'an was still hesitating here, and the people behind him were already urging out: "Damn! Don't buy it! Don't queue up if you don't buy it!" There are so many people waiting in the back!"
The staff thought that Ye Huaian was embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Our airplane cup is imported from abroad, made of silicone simulated real people, cheap and hygienic, very comfortable to use, farewell to the five girls, it is really a necessary medicine for home travel and solving desires!"
"Don't say it! Don't say it! I'll buy it!" Ye Huaian opened a big hand to cover his face, took out a ticket with a hideous expression, and handed it out, praying secretly in his heart that he didn't have many acquaintances in Beihai, and this scene should not be seen by people he knows.
"Okay, I'll charge you a hundred, and you can take the airplane cup and ask the staff for an autograph. The staff took the money, and then handed Ye Huaian a red airplane cup, this thing looks a bit like a matryoshka doll from a distance, but it is larger than a matryoshka doll up close, and it should just hold a man's thing.
Ye Huai'an originally wanted to only take the signed photo, not the damn matryoshka doll, but he didn't expect to take this thing to ask for an autograph, so he had to take the matryoshka with a sigh and just wanted to leave, when the colored ball behind the staff suddenly burst open, scattering a field of golden flowers. The staff glanced back and then said to Ye Huai'an in surprise: "Sir, you have won the lottery! Congratulations on getting the opportunity to hug our goddess Nozomi Aso face to face! Please come to the stage to receive the award!"
Ye Huai'an almost vomited blood, Lao Tzu, is this a sin in his previous life? Afraid of something! Hurriedly shook his head and said: "No, no, no! You are mistaken! You are mistaken, it is the benevolent brother next to me, not me, I am not me!" After speaking, he turned around and wanted to run.
The staff happily grabbed Ye Huai'an's arm and said, "No, it happened to be you when this color ball bursts, we won't be mistaken!"
At this time, the host, who was originally interacting with the audience on stage, also said: "Okay, our first lucky audience member has appeared, and he will get a chance to hug our goddess Nozomi Aso! Everyone welcomed him with warm applause!" At the end, the host almost shouted out in a roaring voice.
Ye Huai'an scolded in peace, you don't have to let people all over the world hear it! The idiots who were originally envious of Ye Huai'an around immediately applauded excitedly, and looked at Ye Huai'an collectively with expectant eyes, as if they had won the award.