Jing Rui glanced at Xiao'er sadly, and then looked at Shangguan Xuanyi, asking him to take care of his wife's mouth, he was really spoiled by him and dared to say anything, and he could say anything!

What kind of beauty tricks, what kind of mouths to go home! Can such words be said casually?

Therefore, women can't be petted, it's already difficult to raise, and the more petted, the harder it is to raise!

As everyone knows, he thinks like this now, and he will slap himself in the face in the future!

Shangguan Xuanyi didn't give him a look, lowered his head and seriously helped Xiao'er peel the shrimp shell, hum! Of course, her own lady is spoiled, she can say whatever she wants, and she still needs to see whose face it is! People can't even say what they want to say in their lives, it's not that they are too aggrieved!

Besides, what his wife said is for his good, he really doesn't know the hearts of good people! When the time comes, he will really be jumped by the immortals, look who he is looking for to cry!

Sure enough, it's hard to be a good person these days, and your words are against your ears!

Jing Rui saw that Shangguan Xuanyi pretended not to see and ignore himself, and he had no choice but to stop talking. His tongue is not sharp enough for Xiao'er, and he can't talk about Xiao'er, but the more he speaks, the more wrong he becomes. So, just shut up!

Zhu Yan lowered her head thoughtfully, what Xiao'er said was not unreasonable, this wasp tail needle, the most poisonous lady's heart, she had to take precautions: "Why don't I disguise myself as a woman and follow you to the bottom of the pot?"

A woman dressed as a man!?Jing Rui was so frightened that a chicken bone stuck in his throat when he heard this!

Ahem!ahem!ahem......

Jing Rui's face turned purple when he was stuck.

Shangguan Xuanyi slapped his palm on the back, and the chicken bones coughed out.

Xiao'er didn't think Jing Rui was frightened enough, so she said very unconscionently: "Sister Yan, the eldest brother knows that you are going to follow, and he is so happy that he even wants to swallow the chicken bones directly." ”

Everyone said, is there such a sister who is not stuck, but also complex!

Jing Rui, who had just recovered his breath, gave Xiao'er, who was not a big deal, a big wink!

It seems that in the future, let Zhu Yan stay away from Xiao'er and get closer to Yun'er!

How did he think that Zhu Yan had been messing around with Xiao'er all day long, and it had become a bit shocking!

"Women disguise themselves as men, what kind of body does it become! You still don't want to learn from Xiao'er to do such nondescript things. Jing Rui couldn't help but speak, it was really his heart that was thin and couldn't bear too much fright.

"Sister Yan, don't be as old-fashioned and boring as your eldest brother, it's better to be lively and cute like me, otherwise the two old-fashioned will add up, and there will be a litter of old-fashioned ones in the future, and I will definitely not even dare to step into your door, I can't stand it!" Xiao'er said exaggeratedly.

A litter of old-fashioned? Zhu Yan was thundered by Xiao'er's statement, she would never give birth to a bunch of old-fashioned!

Jing Rui felt that it was better for him not to chat with Xiao'er, she was too bad at chatting, that would only anger herself!

So he stopped talking, bowed his head and ate vegetables, sure enough, the ancients said, food is silent, sleep is silent, it is the truth!

"Brother Shangguan, have you received a post from Master Tongzhi?" Xiao'er decided to let her eldest brother go, so as not to provoke him and turn his face and deny people.

"Yes. "But he didn't plan to go, of course, if Xiao'er wanted to go, that would be another matter.

"Sister Yan, then let's disguise ourselves as men and accompany our eldest brother to attend, lest he be hooked by some vixen!"

"No!" Jing Rui hurriedly assured.

Can you let him go? Otherwise, how could he think that Lord Tongzhi's burning pot would be very lively? Jing Rui wailed in his heart.

"No!" Shangguan Xuanyi disagreed!

"Why not?" Xiao'er glared at Shangguan Xuanyi, if he dared to say no more, she wouldn't allow him to sleep on the bed tonight, sleeping durian!

"You can't dress as a man!" Of course, your own woman has to be by her side, so what's the matter with being by another man's side?

"But if I don't dress as a man, I have to eat at a separate table with you when I eat, and I want to eat at the same table as you. "For Shangguan Xuanyi, Xiao'er doesn't dare to guarantee 100% understanding, but that understanding must be 99.999..... This is an infinite loop decimal.

Shangguan Xuanyi agreed very unscrupulously when he heard this: "Okay!"

Jing Rui glanced at him with disdain, what does his wife and slave look like? He can be regarded as having seen it today! This is completely led by his sister's nose!

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On the day that Master Tongzhi burned the bottom of the pot, Xiao'er and Zhu Yan changed into men's clothes, and Xiao'er also put on a heavy makeup for the two, and their appearance changed completely. Familiar people can't recognize it, let alone unfamiliar ones!

Zhu Yan looked at the man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a full beard, and dark skin in the mirror, and had to admire Xiao'er's miraculous skills.

Jing Rui glanced at Shangguan Xuanyi's side and dressed himself as a handsome scholar, a handsome son, and a gentle Xiao'er.

glanced at the tiger's back and bear waist beside him, and the fierce and vicious Zhu Yan was so angry that he wanted to step forward and beat Xiao'er!

Zhu Yan is very satisfied with her image, just like Xiao'er said, she is staying by Jing Rui's side, if she looks too gentle, how can she scare away those demons and monsters?

Just like her, as long as she carries the big knife that Xiao'er gave her, stands in front of Fang Wanping, and guarantees to scare her, then she won't be able to do any beauty tricks, how trouble-free!

In the despair of Jing Rui, he went on the road with a mortal heart as if he was going to the battlefield.

It was already too late for a few people to come to Lord Tongzhi's mansion, and the others had already arrived for a long time, and Lord Fang himself stood outside the gate waiting for the two of them. Of course, he didn't dare to hope that Shangguan Xuanyi would come, after all, his identity was too noble, not to mention that he was a five-grade sesame official, even if a first-grade member held a banquet, he could not go!

It's just that he never expected him to come, Lord Fang was so happy that he almost forgot how to do it, and just said vigorously: "Lord Shangguan and Lord Prefect can come to the Humble House, it's really full of brilliance!"

"Don't you invite us in?" Jing Rui reminded Master Fang, who was just standing at the door and saying welcome.

"Yes, please come in, please come in" Lord Fang hurriedly made a gesture of please, and walked in one step behind the two of them.

Fang Wanping's maid had been waiting in the gatehouse, and when she saw the prefect coming, she hurriedly ran back to tell her master.

Fang Wanping was waiting anxiously in the boudoir for a long time, she got up early in the morning and dressed up, just to wait for the appearance of the prefect, who knew that after waiting for a long time, everyone came, and he appeared, she thought that he was not coming!

Luckily, he came!

Fang Wanping hurriedly looked in the mirror and made sure that there was no problem with her makeup before walking out.

She had already set up the garden, just waiting for the prefect to discover her beauty and talent.

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