After a while, the audience died of laughter.

"I'll go!"

"Oh, this morning guide. ”

"I dare to say anything. ”

"I've found out now that it's a pleasure to listen to the morning guide tell a story here. ”

If Chenyang's cross talk just now can be simply boiled down to preaching, counterattack and anti-ridicule, then now, the height of this cross talk has gradually been reflected, no longer vulgar, but an art form of anti-mockery.

The leaders also showed knowing smiles, and a few of them secretly gave Li Chaoyang a thumbs up.

Although the degree of freedom of the Spring Festival Gala of Satellite TV is much higher, after all, it is to be broadcast on the Spring Festival Gala, and it must have some practical significance.

Li Chaoyang was also proud in his heart, he had read the script, and he smiled when he looked at it several times, of course, more importantly, he knew very well that the second half of Chenyang was definitely a high improvement.

Stage.

Chenyang was still criticizing, "Let's talk about this, sometimes I get angry when I see this." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Ah. ”

"As soon as I finish eating here," Chenyang pretended to be generous, "I'll sign the bill."

Huo Siyuan: "Oh?"

Chenyang learned the waiter's voice and said, "Ah, I'm sorry, Mr. can't sign the bill",

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

After Chenyang continued to charge Dana and shouted "I swipe the card", his tone fell, and he learned again, "Which card do you swipe when you drink a bowl of wontons?"

Huo Siyuan waved his hand and said, "It's not worth it." ”

Chenyang said with disgust on his face, "You clean this." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Ah. ”

"Pretend to be a big-tailed eagle," Chenyang picked up the fan and closed it again, pointing to another place in the air, "On the side of the road, a man and a woman are standing here, let's talk well, it's like poetry." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Liberal ......"

"This man too," Chenyang emphasized, learning from the male and female protagonists in Korean dramas, "remember to be happy."

"This woman," he said in a feminine voice, "but my mentality has always been seven up and eight down. ”

"You can't let go. "Learn from men.

"I have to tilt my face 45 degrees so that my tears don't flow. "Learn from women.

"You will always be my proud princess, I'm leaving, your husband is about to get off work. "Learn from men.

On the stage, Chenyang, a man and a woman, was very happy to learn, especially when learning to speak to women, his twisting strength made many male viewers hide their faces and laugh, some people couldn't bear to look at it directly, and the other part couldn't laugh themselves.

At this moment, Chenyang raised his fan.

Syllable!

The fan slammed on the table, making a crisp sound, and Chenyang returned to his original voice and shouted, "Three indiscriminate!!"

Huo Siyuan: "Oh, it's so elegant, two stinky hooligans are together?"

Chenyang was about to fly, and he asked with a posture of wanting to rush up and kill the other party, "How do you get this? It's enough to shoot this thing for a day." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Don't deal with them. ”

Chenyang: "Really, especially in our industry, the line of cross talk." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang said angrily, "I don't know what's wrong, you have to be so elegant and elegant all day long, so elegant, you have that kung fu and you can't memorize a tongue twister?"

Huo Siyuan said calmly, "Practice the basic skills." ”

Chenyang: "Two days ago, the Chinese cross talk industry held another meeting. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Huh!"

Everyone in the audience was stunned.

But soon, everyone reacted.

Before Zhou Bobo became a speaker, he was a cross talker, but he didn't say it for various reasons, and this time, there are many cross talk actors who are with Zhou Bobo.

There was very little applause.

But everyone's appetite has been whetted.

Chenyang: "You can't help it. ”

Huo Siyuan: "He will be really diligent." ”

Chenyang waved his hand, "There is no place to talk about cross talk, so I can only have a meeting." ”

Huo Siyuan: "I went there to practice the basic skills"

Chenyang: "Hold a cross talk conference where you want to be elegant." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Huh?"

Chenyang: "Ah, all the elite award-winning actors are gathered together. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Huh. ”

Chenyang sighed: "In Rujia, Seven Days, Sufa, Hanting." ”

Huo Siyuan snorted, "What a mess." ”

Chenyang: "Held at these hotels. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Find a good place." ”

Chenyang touched his nose, "Let me go, I didn't dare to go." ”

Huo Siyuan: "That's. ”

Chenyang: "I'm afraid I won't be able to explain when I go home." ”

Huo Siyuan sighed, "Yes." ”

Chenyang: "Later, the expert, Zhou Moumou, an expert in the cross talk industry." ”

Huo Siyuan shouted: "Experts don't dare to leave their full names." ”

Chenyang: "Let me go home." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Huh?"

Chenyang beckoned from afar, "Come home, Comrade Xiaochen come home." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”

Chenyang learned the tone of an expert and said, "I'll tell you what it means to be elegant and vulgar." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Shan said. ”

Chenyang was embarrassed, "It's not appropriate not to go, let's go." ”

Huo Siyuan: "I have to go." ”

Chenyang: "As soon as I entered the door, ho, there were couplets hanging on the walls of the house in the house, and the cultural atmosphere was very strong." ”

Huo Siyuan: "How do you write the couplet?"

Chenyang: "It's good. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years, and today the waves hit me and turned over." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh?"

Chenyang: "I see that this is a king!"

……

Coax!

The audience erupted in laughter again.

"Morning Dao's mouth. ”

"That's so good to say. ”

"If you don't accept it, you can't make Zhou Bobo's group angry. ”

There was a lot of talking.

The applause broke out even more.

Everyone was fascinated by what they heard just now, but now they are applauding desperately.

……

Stage.

Huo Siyuan was also amused, licking his lips, "Oh, the expert is so good to guess a riddle." ”

Chenyang also pretended to be thinking, and continued to learn from the expert, "I said, tell me about it, you remember, you must be elegant." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Let's talk about it." ”

"Ah, we can't be vulgar, isn't it, we don't want to be vulgar if we play with the elegance of our lives. Chenyang waved his hand in disgust, "I didn't even say a whole sentence for a long time." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh, that's it. ”

Chenyang continued to learn from the expert, "Ah, don't be upset, ah, you can not be silent, but we will silence you soon." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes?"

Chenyang: "We will write anonymous letters and make reports, will we all know?"

The audience laughed again.

Only now did they realize that the goods were not damaged, but too damaged!

Hit a report?

Writing an anonymous letter?

It's a loss to the family!

Huo Siyuan: "Eh, okay." ”

Chenyang: "Ah, you may not understand us, ah, you don't understand me now, you scold me, you have to kill me after you understand me." ”

Huo Siyuan sighed, "He also knows that he is hated. ”

Chenyang continued, "We have to work hard for elegance, ah, strive for the future,"

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "Looking down at the sound of the moon, the Great Wall can't be seen,"

Huo Siyuan: "What do you see?"

Chenyang: "I saw a group of people who talked about cross talk." ”

Huo Siyuan was speechless and said, "Okay...... It's a big deal......"

Chenyang: "Ah, after I came out, I said in my heart that this expert in China shot one for every two people, and there was no unjust, false or wrongful conviction." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Okay...... That's it. ”

Chenyang: "Really, including sometimes, what do some people think is elegant?"

Huo Siyuan: "Ah. ”

Chenyang: "Chongyang is flattering." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh, he admires foreign flattery?"

Chenyang: "It is said that foreigners are all good and elegant. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”

Chenyang waved his hand, "You don't have to. There are Hahan, Hari, to tell the truth, a few years back, these are all our subject countries. ”

This is starting to talk about South Korea and Japan again.

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "What is Annan, that is called Goryeo." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Ah, yes"

Chenyang: "It's all this, paying tribute every year, and being a minister every year." In this small country, if you give birth to a son, you have to send it to Beijing as a hostage. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "Now learn from him, let's tell the truth." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang's words changed, "Of course, people have advanced science and technology to learn." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "But sometimes I can't look past it. ”

Huo Siyuan: "You can't learn everything. ”

Chenyang: "The kids learn that, Hahan. ”

Huo Siyuan: "How do you learn?"

Chenyang: "That hair is twisted." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang waved his hand, "Gao Ping, smash it, the bottom of the mushroom, dyed red, white, red, white, really like spicy cabbage." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Eh, this is Ha Han." ”

Chenyang: "Ah, the trouser legs are fatter than the waistband of the trousers." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oops. ”

Chenyang: "No. 36 shoes wear No. 41 shoes. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Such big shoes?"

Chenyang: "Big eyelashes, snap, pick off your hat." ”

Huo Siyuan: "The hat is too light. ”

Chenyang: "I heard that there are a lot of talented people in Korea?"

Huo Siyuan: "There are quite a few. ”

Chenyang: "The people who are capable in the world are all Korean. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Really?"

Chenyang: "The Buddha, Jesus, Sage Confucius, and Lu Ban are all theirs." ”

Huo Siyuan: "All Korean?"

Chenyang: "Huo Siyuan, this is all from South Korea." ”

The audience laughed.

This is a loss to South Korea!

They can't accept it if they want to!

Huo Siyuan hurriedly waved his hand: "Eh, I'm not." ”

Chenyang: "It would be nice if you could, they don't know how good we are." ”

Huo Siyuan: "What's wrong." ”

Chenyang: "Send a few people who talk cross talk to South Korea, and they will die there." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Eh, okay, can you toss so much about cross talk?"

With Huo Siyuan's praise, the audience couldn't laugh anymore, and the loss was still here with Zhou Bobo.

Chenyang: "Eh, this is bad, something." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh oh"

Chenyang: "I heard that the Koreans recently made a rocket. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "Sit the scientist, go up to the sun." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Eh, this, you wait a while, go to the sun?"

Chenyang: "That's right. ”

Huo Siyuan: "How hot the sun is, that's a fireball!"

Chenyang: "Koreans say, go at night. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hey...... I've never seen such a heartless person, go to talk like a person at night?"

Chenyang: "Well, all we heard about this is Ha Han, this is Ha Han. And Harri. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Ah, yes, Japan"

Japan?

And that's what we started talking about Japan?

The audience in the audience straightened their waists, and their eyes were shining.

On stage, Chenyang explained, "The Japanese can't be beaten to death with a stick. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”

Chenyang: "For example, he is polite. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”

Chenyang: "For example, this unity of his, we should also learn from it." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

As soon as the words changed, Chenyang said with a smug face: "But after all, we are a big country with thousands of years of culture. ”

Huo Siyuan: "We are a state of etiquette." ”

Chenyang: "Isn't it, let's know what's going on with us." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "Ah, we can't just do anything, Japan, let's be honest, small country." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "It's not comparable to us." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "Look at us, our weather forecast." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "Fifteen minutes for a report." ”

Huo Siyuan: "There are so many places. ”

Chenyang: "Look at the weather forecast in Japan, in a word. ”

Huo Siyuan: "What do you say?"

Chenyang: "It's raining all over the country. ”

Huo Siyuan sighed, "A cloud is covered, it's too small!"

Chenyang: "It's small, isn't it?"

Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”

Chenyang: "There are few villains. ”

Huo Siyuan: There are few people?

Chenyang: "People from all over Japan are coming to G City. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Ah. ”

Chenyang: "This one is big inside, and the other end can't reach the teacher's university." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Okay, you can't get out of the third ring." ”

Chenyang: "Ah, that's what I mean. Ah, of course, sometimes, you have to remember, whether it is elegant or vulgar. It has a suitable positioning. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes, position yourself." ”

Chenyang: "As long as the location is good, there is no contradiction." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "It's all messed up in dislocation. ”

Huo Siyuan: "If there are people, there will be chaos. ”

Chenyang: "For example, let's go to some big shopping malls. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "The flagship stores of some international brands. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh?"

Chenyang: "You go shopping, people decorate from top to bottom." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "The waiter's attitude. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "Including chatting with you, it must be seen in grade." ”

Huo Siyuan: "It has to be legal. ”

Chenyang: "You think it's lovely." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "This is Inner Mongolian. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "I feel comfortable." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "Flagship store, big store." This time I came in, and people were very polite. ”

Huo Siyuan: "What do you say?" ”

Chenyang: "Occasionally, people have a half-sentence one. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang learned: "Hello, say hello." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Alas, this itself is an international language. ”

Chenyang: "Ah, hello sir, please take a seat." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Alas. ”

Chenyang: "Welcome to the flagship store of our international brand. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "Look at this bag. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”

Chenyang: "It's a special color for this autumn"

Huo Siyuan: "Specially designed. ”

Chenyang: "With your coat, it's very suitable." ”

Huo Siyuan was amused.

Chenyang is still learning: "Danny, please bring that limited edition one and let Mr. take a look." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh, limited. ”

Chenyang: "You'll feel very comfortable. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes, it's good to talk like this." ”

Chenyang: "You see our old Beijing fried noodles, we can't do this." ”

Huo Siyuan: "You have to change the way." ”

Chenyang: "That, let's, let's be lively." Old Beijing fried noodles. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oh. ”

Chenyang: "The home is not long, and the reason is not short." Yo, Mr. Huo Siyuan is here. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Oops, hehe." ”

Chenyang: "Sit down, sit down, sit down." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Mm-hmm. ”

Chenyang: "This teacher Huo Siyuan is a frequent visitor to us, and he hasn't been here for a while, right?" ”

Huo Siyuan: "Haha, yes, yes." ”

Chenyang: "I know, a big bowl of fast noodles, a small bowl of dry frying, two bottles of beer, roasted ten kidneys, and a peanut." ”

Huo Siyuan: "It's all familiar. ”

Chenyang: "Look at it, you feel comfortable." Of course, the amount of food is also debatable. ”

Huo Siyuan: "I'm full of one peanut?"

Chenyang nodded and said, "That's what it means." ”

The audience also laughed, this is the second time Huo Siyuan has been scolded tonight, it is true that Huo Siyuan is an old artist, but they like to watch this.

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang stretched out two fingers: "But between the two, if you transfer it, it will have to be messed up." ”

Huo Siyuan: "These are all good words, and it won't be in the way to adjust it." ”

Chenyang: "That's a contradiction. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Isn't it okay?"

Chenyang: "Look, think about it. ”

Huo Siyuan: "You have one." ”

Chenyang waved his hand back and said, "Our fried sauce noodle restaurant is like an international brand store." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "It's very good. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "The lights are on." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "When you come, everyone is wearing suits. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang School Waiter: "Hello sir. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hello. ”

Chenyang: "Welcome, old Beijing fried sauce flagship store." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Alas. Eat a bowl of noodles, and it's also a flagship. ”

Chenyang: "This fried sauce is new this autumn. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hey, hey, you are not allowed to eat in spring." What's going on. ”

Chenyang: "The cut strips with two kinds of noodles are particularly suitable." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hey!"

Chenyang: "Fatty, bring up the limited edition one-headed garlic and let Mr. chew it." ”

Huo Siyuan: "I haven't heard of it, there is still a limit to one-headed garlic!"

Chenyang: "It's messy when you listen to it." ”

Huo Siyuan: "That's not messy. ”

Chenyang: "If the international brand store is like a fried sauce noodle restaurant, you can't accept it." ”

Huo Siyuan: "That's good." ”

Chenyang: "Ah~~~"

Huo Siyuan: "It looks enthusiastic." ”

Chenyang: "International big company, big brand. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Ah"

Chenyang: "One by one, bloomers." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "Round loafers, there's a towel here"

Huo Siyuan: "Ah, come on." ”

Chenyang: "Sir, are you here?"

Huo Siyuan: "It's coming." ”

Chenyang: "I haven't come to our place to buy anything for a few days." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hey. ”

Chenyang: "Where did you go on?"

Huo Siyuan: "What's the matter, this is called ......?"

Chenyang: "Look, we haven't spent a few days here." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Ah. ”

Chenyang: "We've been doing this thing lately. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hey. ”

Chenyang: "It's not always selling money, the shopkeeper is really in a hurry." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Yes. ”

Chenyang: "Look at our bag. With it on his back, he went to the shampoo room, and he had face. ”

Huo Siyuan: "Why are you going to the shampoo room?" ”

Chenyang: "Sir, don't go, the price is negotiable." ”

Huo Siyuan: "Hmm. ”

Chenyang: "It's all at this price, are you really leaving?"

Huo Siyuan: "Ah. ”

Chenyang: "Let's play, grandson!"

Huo Siyuan: "Scolded." ”