"Everyone welcomes Bao Xiaoming to officially join our class!"

"Hello everyone, I'm Bao Xiaoming!"

"Good! good!" Chubby coaxed below.

Bao Xiaoming saw Chubby coaxing and then said: "I am Chubby's buddy, and I also hope to become a buddy with everyone." ”

"Xiao Ming, get out! you don't have a female classmate in the class?"

"Xiao Ming, get out!"

"Xiao Ming, get out!"

The female classmates in the class laughed and scolded.

"Well, female classmates, it seems that they have all seen my Xiao Ming, get out! I hope I don't want to be a real person, I'm sorry beauties, hello sisters. "Bao Xiaoming's experience during this period of time makes his eloquence not a little better than that of high school.

The counselor explained and left, and Bao Xiaoming sat next to Xiaopang.

After class at noon, Bao Xiaoming was about to go to the cafeteria with Xiaopang to eat, and Ma Fang, who was sitting in the back, came over and patted Bao Xiaoming's shoulder and said: "Big writer, why don't you go to Zhejiang Province, Xu Xu is in this province, and he hasn't chased after his crush when he writes it." ”

"Ma Fangfang, it's not her who is written in the book. Bao Xiaoming refused to admit it.

"Bao Xiaoming! My name is Ma Fang, not Ma Fangfang, I really want to learn from that girl! I also said that I am not a crush, and now I am clearly in unrequited love. Still dead and don't admit it. Ma Fang said a little. Bao Xiaoming can't be provoked, he can't hide, he has been in the same class as this female demon king for three years in high school, how can he go to college.

Xiaopang usually coaxes cows, but this time he also said cautiously: "Sister Ma, if you don't go to the cafeteria, we won't eat." ”

"What kind of canteen to eat, today Bao Xiaoming came to school for the first time, I have a treat, let's invite you to have a big meal." Bao Xiaoming and Xiaopang made eye contact with each other, got up and followed Ma Fang.

In the small restaurant next to the school, Ma Fang got a glass of beer and stood up and said to Bao Xiaoming: "I didn't expect it, Xiao Ming, you have such a talent to learn, and now you are also a successful kind of person, I wish you better and better writing." . ”

I clinked glasses with Bao Xiaoming and took a sip. After drinking, he sat down and began to eat and drink. On the other hand, he said: "Shen Xi'er of the Sanchong Gate doesn't write like me at all, what did you write about my sister, the whole book describes Xu Xu, as the female No. 2, you don't have to pay attention to what you write, bad reviews!"

Bao Xiaoming and Chubby carefully accompanied Ma Fang to chat. As the only girl who joined the group of 5 in the third middle school, she is too strong, and Xiaopang has a little girl in junior high school who makes friends with him, and then the longer she grows, the more crooked she is, naturally no different from the 5-person gang, as a man who has ever had a girlfriend, of course he is the leader of 5 people.

After being full of wine and food, Xiaopang hurriedly asked Bao Xiaoming to check out, Ma Fang said that the treat was to look at you, do you want her to pay!

After the two of them saw that Ma Fang was not walking in the direction of the school, they hurriedly stopped it. Ma Fang looked at them with wide eyes and said, "There are no classes in the afternoon!"

Bao Xiaoming hummed and asked where to go now, Ma Fang looked like you were very stupid and said, "Go play the game, you haven't assisted me for a long time, and you have lost silver 3 recently." There are too many pits. ”

Bao Xiaoming said: "But I just came to school, and the dormitory has not been covered. As soon as Ma Fang heard this, he turned around and said, "Then solve your problem first, saying that your home is nearby, and you still live in school?"

Bao Xiaoming said: "I have been in charge for 18 years, and the university still doesn't let me be free, so I have to live on campus." ”

Ma Fang asked, "You don't write books anymore?"

"In order to increase my experience, I have more contact with more people in order to better write campus novels. Can a book written out of imagination be the same as the author's own books?"

"And what is your triple door, your experience?" Ma Fang asked rhetorically. Chubby followed silently, until the question immediately pricked up two ears.

"That's different. "Bao Xiaoming is annoyed, why doesn't Ma Fang open any pot. Unknowingly, he followed Ma Fang to the daily necessities supermarket.

Ma Fang took one thing and asked if it was okay, quilts, cushions, pillows, buckets, hangers, etc., but it took half an hour to help Xiao Ming pick it out, and the little fat who looked at it was stunned, and the 3 big bags and small bags were screwed to the school to arrange the 520 dormitory where Bao Xiaoming lived. The dormitory management did not see the same for the girls when they went up to the boys' building.

Pushed open the dormitory and found that 3 people in the dormitory were playing cards, among which the tall and thin one stood up and prepared to clean up the mess, and the other was with Bao Xiaoming, a group of chubby, Xu Zhong sat on the stool and said in a weird manner: "Hehe, the talented man Bao Xiaoming lives in the dormitory, and he can't live in a villa or a hotel. ”

When Xiaopang heard this, he scolded: "Grass, you can't make money in your life, SB thing." ”

Ma Fang stepped on Xu Zhong's foot. "Ah, my feet, you're blind!" Xu Zhong was scolded by the trampling.

"What's the matter, Xiao Ming published a book, you are jealous of Mao, smear Xiao Ming everywhere, do you ****** you know him? Have you read the book he wrote, pure trolls, Cao Laozi can't read it for a long time. Chubby nodded at Xu Zhong's nose and scolded.

"Dead fatty, it's cool to hug your thighs. ”

Ma Fang slapped Xu Zhong in the face, Xu Zhong screamed and swung his fist at Ma Fang, Ma Fang blocked Xu Zhong's fist with his left hand, and punched Xu Zhong on the nose with his right hand.

Suddenly, Xu Zhong's face was full of blood and tears couldn't stop flowing down, Ma Fang was unforgiving, and kicked Xu Zhong underneath, Xu Zhong screamed in pain, bowed his waist and covered his hands underneath, and then Ma Fang whipped Xu Zhong on the back with one leg, Xu Zhong was directly hit to the ground, screaming. It took time to write, and Ma Fang knocked out Xu Zhong in just 2 minutes.

Before Bao Xiaoming could react, Xu Zhong was lying on the ground, looking at it in a cold sweat, and secretly glad that he had not resisted her all along, fortunately, alas, it was terrifying! I used to think that she went to the martial arts gym to practice flower boxing and embroidered legs, but it was okay! I was obedient and saved my life.

Xiaopang, like Bao Xiaoming, was also sweating profusely, secretly rejoicing. The other 2 people in the dormitory were dumbfounded, and Xu Zhong's screams attracted a large group of boys to watch.

Ma Fang said aggrievedly to the onlookers: "This rascal, want to insult me." After speaking, he gently kicked Xu Zhong, Bao Xiaoming, the chubby dormitory A man, and the dormitory B man's face was really colorful when he heard it, Xu Zhong shouted: "No, it's this crazy woman who beats people, hey medicine, crazy woman, I want to accuse you." ”

The crowd of onlookers, some of whom have usually been smeared by his mouth, smashed it from behind the crowd with the mineral water in his hand, just hit Xu Zhong's nose, and his bitter nose was injured for the second time, and the crowd at the door laughed when they saw it, and Xu Zhong saw that the crowd at the door couldn't find the person who threw the bottle, so he just lay on the ground and screamed.

The onlookers in the 520 dormitory attracted the attention of the administrator, and the head of the department had just come over, and the two walked to the fifth floor, and when they arrived at the 520 dormitory, they saw that there were several floors of people at the door, and they couldn't see it when they stood behind, and they all brought their own stools, and the director shouted when he saw this: "What are the onlookers,......?"

Everyone saw that it was the head of the department and immediately dispersed, the director didn't want to say more, and when he came to the 520 dormitory, Xu Zhong saw that the director was coming and screamed even more fiercely, and the director frowned and asked, "What's the matter?"

Ma Fang hurriedly said: "Bao Xiaoming is going to move into the student dormitory today, I and Guo Gang helped him carry his luggage to the dormitory, I was insulted by this person on the ground, after kicking him, he wanted to beat me, and was thrown mineral water by someone outside and hit his nose, and then he lay on the ground and played tricks." ”

The director asked the four people in the house, and the four looked at Ma Fang and looked at Xu Zhong on the ground, and they all said yes. Xu Zhong cried angrily: "They lied! My nose was hit by this crazy woman, and I didn't insult her." ”

Seeing Xu Zhongzhong's angry shouting, the director knew that there was no injury, so he didn't call 120, but said to a few people: "Come with me to the department's office." ”